|
| |
|
well i got my cell like two weeks ago.. and i set up my voicemail to the original verizon message thing... and i want to create my own.. but i don't know what to do.. i odn't really want to be like hey this is ____ please leave a message blah blah or like hey... who is this... ohh hey whats up... ohh well im not here right now so leave a message .. i want something else.. can you help me out? easy 5 (link)
|
http://goodquotes.com/answeringmachine.htm
Hilarious. There's really funny voicemail/answering machine things there, such as:
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten
or:
Hi. This is ____:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
|
|
