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So, like, I'm this guy. And like, I do stuff...

Chemist, musician, artist, programmer, coach, husband, dad, uncle, etc.

So yeah.

Advice-wise? There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Website: Not My Site!
E-mail: sporkopolis2001@yahoo.com
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Occupation: Chemist
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I went out with this boy for 4 months and we broke up. He has a new girlfriend now. I don't know her, but one day she messaged me out of the blue and started asking me if I still liked him and have feelings for him. So I told her that I don't because I kinda do, but only a teeny bit. Anyway, she won't leave it alone and everyday she asks me if I want him back and blehh. What do I say to her to make her stop, cause I'm really tired of telling her that I'm not trying to steal her boyfriend. (link)
You could make a joke out of it and reply to her that you secretly married him and that your dog and his dog are about to have puppies, and that you're really a queen of the principaility of Andorra, and that he's borrowing your private shoe collection and that you really need the shoes back... and just keep telling her stranger and stranger things until she shuts up...

...becuase really, it sounds like she's trying to play some sort of twisted game with you, and 1) that's not fair to you and 2) it is a waste of your time... so might as well have some fun with her stupidity, eh?


Rating: 5
Not only was that good advice, but it had me laughing so hard. Thanks a lot. I'm really gonna try that. You're really amazing.




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