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i wanna get fatter but ma matabalism is way to high and everyone thinks im anorexic or baliemic and they yell at me when i skip luch cuz i dont got ne money and they think i just say that to get them away so what do i do help me plz. i want to get muscular a fatter ne one kno how to do this

Go out and buy a crap load of krispy kremes.

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Hey i am 14 and my dad doesnt trust me AT ALL! Is there a way for parents to read what you wrote to other people on aim? If there is, how do I turn it off, or make it so my dad cant read what i am saying? Also, how do i get him to trust me more?? Thanx, eX 0h

No, they have to download a certain program, its illegal to have so i doubt they did it. The only way they'll see what you're saying is if they loook at your conversation while having it.

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I have just been placed in the custody of the state and am now living in a residential facility. I just got out of a mental institution that is only 20 mins away from my sister. I am now about 2 hours away. She had the opportunity to see me before I left but chose not to! I don't understand what I did! She visited me on several occasions there and I offered to help her in any way I possibly could. Its not my fault that my mom and I don't get along and she knew that. Should I just move on and leave everyone behind to try to start a new life or do I ask her what is wrong?

New life

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I hate my sisters boyfriend and I want to break them up. Any ideas how to do it?

Oh and dont even try to tell me not to.. Im doing it with or without your advice!! Muahaha!

Then why are you even asking us?

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for some odd reason.. i start to cry when i see people helping me, answering me questions. i dont even cry in the saddest movies.. or if a friend does something that hurts me. maybe its because seeing people who care who i dont even know are helping me more than any of my friends or anyone i know would. any more thoughts?

no

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yeah see i know my friends are dumb sometimes but thats why im seeking advice .. you know that is what this thing is for and also.. i am not dumb and thats why im trying to get them to stop maybe you didnt catch that drift but thanks for your advice. oh wait you didnt give any
stonecoldmystery--
by the way sorry--im angry--

Its okay to be angry. But seriously your friends are dumb. Why do you hang out with people who would do drugs? I sure as hell wouldnt want to be around someone gettin stoned 24/7 or really into drugs. I know you said, dont say get new friends, but seriously, they're a waste of your time. Get new friends.

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this may sound very goody goody but.. i am so sick of everyone doing drugs and drinking.. not that im completely innocent i mean ive done it before but it seems like right now every single person is into that and half of them are doing it to forget about problems.. now i did learn about drugs and i did learn that weed can actually make depression worse and i also know that after youve done weed for a while your wanting to try a new drug so what do i do.. i hate it that my friends do drugs and drink and dont tell me to forget about them and get new friends because i love my friends.. and also.. everyone in my school does it.. whether you want to believe that or not is up to you.. but really.. the ones that dont are like .. messiahs or something.. please help
*stonecoldmystery*

Your friends are dumb. Why do you hang out with idiots and tards? Are you in fact and idiot or a tard?

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Okay.. I'm 14 and a female.. I've had my period since like 6 or 7th grade now I am in 9th.. It's been pretty regular for the most part! Well like the week before new years I got my period.. then I went to my friends house on new years and my ex bf was there. He still liked me and he was acting pretty fricken horny.. well hey it was new years so I got really drunk.. I only remember parts of what happened! Anyways I felt kinda weird the next day.. I thought it was just like the hangover or something because I mean I didn't know.. I don't get drunk a lot!! Well anyways.. it's now February..almost March and I haven't got my period at all!! I don't know what happened between me and my ex.. I have a bad feeling he took advantage of me when I was drunk and took my virginity! The thing is if I am pregnant by any chance... it wouldn't be rape.. at that time.. I might have wanted it! Does anyone know what I can do.. I am going to take a pregnancy test and all I just don't know if I should be looking for signs.. I have gained weight since then too.. not a lot but like 5 pounds! I am really small too I went from 89 to 94 in the past month and a half! Should I be having any discharge or what?? Someone help please!

You're pregnant. You deserve it, you shouldnt get drunk or do drugs in the first place.

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My friend just found out that they guy she was dating was two timeing her! She can't get it out of her head and I don't know what to do. I tried everything but nothing seems to be working. Advice, ANY advice, would be very helpful!

Why isnt she asking advice? Its not your problem.

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Ok, there is this guy in my class. I really really like him, cuz hes a good guy and stuff. But each time I try to talk to him he just looks at me and turns red and acts like he doesnt even know me. Does he like me or does he just hate me?

Hahahah, your dumb. Yes he does.

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Alright well last year I was on two leagues. I played softball for the school and for southside. When I played last year i got SO sick of it and I wanted to quit one league I never did. Now since its winter and like cold out ive been DIEING to play softball. I have one brother but hes never home, so I cant play catch with him and I have one friend who likes softball but can hardly ever hang out.And I took socks and rolled them up together and Im a pitcher, so I put a target on my wall and was pitching to my wall for an hour but it got boring , but i stil want to play catch or hit the ball or something what can I do? Sorry if its long.

Go out, get in a league, and play ball. Its not that hard really, im sure your city has softball teams set up.

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I've just had my train track braces removed and been given a retainer. I didn't think to ask my orthodontist, but...if I wear my retainer more (like round the house after school as well instead of just at night), will it make my teeth more likely to stay in place or move quicker or whatever? Would wearing it more than just at night do more harm or good?
Thanks!

No, it doest do more harm. It would keep them in place longer yes, but you would still wear them the same amount of time most likely.

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my grandmother and altzemiers(sp?) and 2 brain anerisms(sp?). she lives in an apartment attached to my house. its been ok but seeing the changes in her are getting really hard. she isnt far along w/ the altzemiers, so she still remembers who i am but she still could NEVER live alone bc of everything she does. but recently shes had MAJOR headaches and there probably from the anerisms. but my mom chose not for her to have surgery bc she would go through all that pain juts to come back and not remmeber. shes in so much pain and i cant do anything. i feel so helpless. just a little 14 year old girl who ppl just stare at sympathetically when they find out, but give no helps. does any one have any advice..im a little on the helpless side.

and you'll remain on the helpless side, you cant do anything, its irreversable. Just sit and be glad for what you ahve now

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Ohk i have two questions. Thanks.

First the dance game, i think its called Dance Dance Remix, does anyone know the estimated price of that?

And second.. I want an Ipod and today I went to the mall and checked themn out and i do not want an ipod shuffel but the mini ipod which is i think it said 150 and i was wondering, what other things do i need? Like my mom would make me get a case to hold it in, but How do u get the music on to it do you need a cord for ur computer and how much money would that be?
Thanks so mucH!

Startup comes with your ipod ( chord i mean). DDR is about 30 dollars 50 if you buy a pad, those are 20.

You can buy music, via credit card or pre-paid card for your ipod. Or use your current cds.

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i am going to an interview because i want to become an actress but i am scared because i dont no who is going to be there and i am frightend that i will throw up or do something humiliating. does any one have experience or advice so i can calm down?

If you screw up and play it off right, you can become a comedian. You wont screw up.

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okay here's my story, about four months ago i meet this boy named ryan at night with my three best girlfriends, they dared me to go up and start flirting with him because they thought he was like the hottest thing ever (i didnt AT THE TIME lol) anyways so i went up to him and i had a REALLY LONg and sweet convo with him.. we ended up trading sn's and phone numbers and we still end up talking until now... and i dont want to sound stupid or anything but i REALLY liek him and i want to know if he'll like me back but i have a HUGE problem. im NOT allowed to date until im fifteen and im 13 now and turning 14 in AUG. and he;s 15 and turning 16 in july...and one more thing, PLEASe everybody PLEASE dont think im like racist or anything when is ayt his but im not allowed to date\marry anyone who sint jewish.. and Ryan is catholic!!! please help..first of all i wanna know if i should disobey my mom bcuz i REALLy like Ryan and it hink he lieks me back and also is there anyone else out there with the whole mom\dating situation!!?!?!?1 lol PLEASEEEEEE HELP!!
-CONFUSED ONE =)

doooo ittttt!

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ok, i went out with this girl for four months (13/m), and she dumped me over a small fight and tht she "didnt like me anymore". i thought i got over her, but now i love her again. she knows but doesnt like me back. idk wht to do im going crazy i love her so much

You're too young to "love" someone.

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Ok so I love my boyfriend very much ..like alot..I mean really I do..but my friend who is a girl adn is seriously attracted to me and I like her kinda really wants to make out with me and I kinda wanna make out with her to..but I don't want to hurt my boyfriend..what should I do..and I already talked to him and he goes "I love you and I trust you and it takes alot to hurt me" sooo im sooooo lost..please help me!

you'd be cheating if you did.

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I want to hang out with this guy that I like over vacation but i dont know how to ask him. Were like best friends but he has a girlfriend (but hes thinking of dumping her). I think he might like me, my friend thinks he has a "thing" for me but i cant tell. We dont talk on the phone much or hang out out of school. So how can I ask him to hang out? -Sandy S./13/f

say, we should hang out some time

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I really like this guy but I cant tell if he likes me. Can a guy or someone tell me how to know if some one likes you!PLZ. hes always flirting with me and stuff but i cant tell!!!!

Why dont you ask him?

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