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Is it possible to get a virus on your computer by just VISITING a website, without doing anything except click links and read what are on the pages?

Only if your browser or one of its plugins (Flash, Java, etc.) has vulnerabilities. Keep your software up to date and you should be fine.

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Hello. This is an odd question, but are you allowed to upload a picture in the 'upload a picture of you' section on the profile settings that ISN'T of you? For example, a picture of a cartoon character or maybe your family pet? I'm just being cautious of what I post in that picture since I cannot get a hold of a photo of myself.

You can upload any picture, but make sure it's not so big that it will massively stretch your column. Check your column afterward (refresh if you can't see the changes). Also, it's best not to upload images that you didn't create, as there may be copyright issues with them.

It's not a good idea to upload an actual picture of yourself anywhere on the Internet. It will be used against you in the future. I don't know why anyone here does it.

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I want to get Sims Open for Business, but it's an expansion pack for the Sims 2. I have the original Sims but not the Sims 2. Can I just use the original Sims or do I have to buy the Sims 2 to be able to play open for business?

You must have The Sims 2 to play Open for Business.

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I have had an article published in a glossy magazine and I want to scan it (as is) onto my computer. I, eventually, want to put it onto my website (not created yet) and allow people to see the article exactly as it appears in the magazine. Would that be a pdf file or something else? How do I do this properly?

The scanner will output a large JPEG image. If the article is one page long, I would just use the image and would not bother with PDF. Use Irfanview to convert the JPEG image to PNG and to resize and crop if necessary:
http://www.irfanview.com/

If it's longer than one page, PDF would be appropriate. Install doPDF:
http://www.dopdf.com/
Format the article in a word processor as you wish it to appear in the PDF. Then print it to the virtual printer doPDF installed for you. doPDF will convert the printed document into a PDF file and save it to your computer. It will look exactly as it did in your word processor's "Print preview".

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im doing a class project and have to find out how many people die a second. anybody know?

http://www46.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=How+many+people+die+in+a+second

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okay, so its the same person with the laptop haha. i feel so bad asking you all these questions

ok so i turned it on and this was what it said:
unmountable_boot_volume
***STOP:0X000000ED COX8A97A900, 0XC0000006, 0X00000000, 0X00000000

so what does this mean? if you dont know, thats completely understandable. but anything you do know about this will help me so much!
thanks again!

It's definitely the hard drive. It will probably need to be replaced, which will cost $100-200 plus labor ($400?).

There are a few things you could try to make the hard drive work without replacing it, but they are too complex to explain here. If you have any friends good with computers, ask them to help you.

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ok so you just answered my question about the dell laptop...would that be a really difficult/expensive process?

I don't know. It depends on exactly what hardware is broken. Ask me another question with the error code and name (e.g. 0x000000 IRQL_NOT_LESS_THAN_OR_EQUAL_TO) and I might be able to give you more information.

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i sort of dropped my laptop, less than 6 inches, onto the floor (but it landed on its bottom). one side hit before the other, and the other side i had a grip on so it didnt hit very hard, or even at all.
now when i try to turn it on a blue screen shows up saying that the system has recovered from a serious error.
any ideas on what may have happened or what i can do to fix it?

Some of the hardware (probably the hard drive) is damaged. Take it to a computer repair place. Don't turn it on anymore or you risk losing data.

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-are wireless routers those box things that give u internet with wi-fi or something
if so i was thinking of getting one
-i wanted to know if you can have internet on ur desktop and laptop too if you get a wireless router
-also how much will it cost a month

A wireless router will allow you to transmit your Internet connection wirelessly, to any number of computers. Your laptop and desktop will both share your Internet connection, and they can access the Internet simultaneously. You must already have an Internet connection for a wireless router to work; it does not replace your Internet service provider.

You can buy a wireless router from any computer store or website. You are not required to buy it from your ISP, though they might offer them. They cost about $40-80. I recommend the Linksys WRT54G, which is powerful and will last many years without needing replacement.

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In which states is it legal to drink alcohol under 21 while on private property? I got in trouble for drinking in a friend's basement while the parents were home and I'm 19 years old. My parents were like "if you're an adult and offered a drink in someones private home, is that really illegal?" or something to that effect. It's hard to keep up with the laws about this kind of thing, because they are always changing. Apparently this law was changed in Michigan (where i live). So, im wondering what states it is legal in? Also, the parental consent thing for adults 19-20 only works if you are in your parent's home and they are there, if there even is a parental consent exception in your state, right?

People under 21 are allowed to consume alcohol under the supervision of their parents in New Mexico, Texas, and Wisconsin. From what I can see, it is not legal in Michigan for someone under 21 to drink alcohol under any circumstances.

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i answered some girls question about ouija boards, and she rated my answer a 5 and asked me another question about the ouija board in the little comment box.. but i dont know how to reply to her to answer her question..

i went back to the question, and her username is Nowhere on the page.. just the title of her question..

how do i reply to her?

i also use advicenators on my sidekick, not computer.. but it shouldnt make a difference i dont think..

You can't reply properly. For minor things, I usually just edit my answers, enclosing the edit in asterisks at the top of the answer to make it more noticeable. However, the asker will _not_ be notified when you edit your questions.

When I need to add important information to a question I have already answered, I will use an alternate account so that the asker is notified. Alternate accounts are not against the rules as long as you disclose the fact that the account is an alt and you don't use it to evade a ban.

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How do you make your own link to put on your column????? Thanks =]

Like any other link.

Link text

The URL should start with http, and it should not include any s or []s. This is an example of a proper URL (remove the space):
http:// www.advicenators.com/answer.php?q=564574

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Just full of questions for you. This one is mine:

I am on a site and it is saying that i do not have javascript enabled and I need to enable it. how do i do this? I think it has something to do with me clearing my cookies the other day. thank you.

http://tinyurl.com/2mnaqo
Contact me through IM if those instructions don't work.

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Hi, one of my friends suggested you for help.
I need to know how to reformat my game which is an executable file to be able to embed into my site.

You can't embed executable files into a website.

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http://www.los-angeles-daily.com/finance/index.php?t202id=82311&t202kw=

I want to do this. I think I could. I have 5 days to find out before they charge me. I am on the trial period. Do I have to have a website? If I do I have this one I set up today I don't know if it will work, here it is:

http://sites.google.com/site/everythingkahea/

If it wont work and i have to have another website I will have to cancel. Do you think you could help me figure out how this program works?
Thank you so much!

**You'll try to artificially inflate your PageRank by linking to a number of other sites, who will also link to you. Then when people search for certain things, they will get to your page and see your ads, and you'll make money. No one except you wants useless pages at the top of search results, though, so Google will try very hard to stop you from doing this. You'll need to continually outsmart Google to make money from this.**

Their website is not very clear, but I believe that they will pay you to run link farms. While not illegal, doing this will have you working in direct opposition to Google. It's not stable. I wouldn't do it.

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Hello again,, with my pervious question you gave me some links to go. to make my signal stronger on my wireless router.. does that have to bo done on the computer the router is connected to or can it be done on any computer... i really neeed your help.....

sorry it makes no sense....

You can do it on any computer connected directly to the router (with wires).

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Hey Babe:
I would like to make a picture video for youtube with music. Do I need a special program? How do I do it? Thank you.

Use Windows Movie Maker. It should be in [Start -> All programs]. If you can't find it, go to [Start -> Run] (or press WinKey+R) and type:
moviemk

After creating the movie in Movie Maker, go to [File -> Publish movie] or [File -> Save movie file]. Choose appropriate settings as instructed by the wizard and upload the resulting file to Youtube.

Note that [File -> Save] or [File -> Save project] will create files usable only on your computer. Youtube will not be able to process a file created in this way.

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there is a leann rimes song called "afraid to fall" and i heard it years ago and i want to download it but its not on itunes or youtube and i dont have limewire cause im not allowed to download it so i was wondering does anyone know how i can listen to it? it isnt on any of her cds

You can listen to (but not download) it here:
http://www.imeem.com/people/FyOj8a/music/q8c3PelF

It is possible to extract the MP3 from imeem, but it's too complex to explain here. Contact me if you want to do it. Or just use Limewire.

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I accidently put photos in the recycle bin and then emptyed it... is there any way i can get them back or are they gone for ever???????

I need help with this one real bad

Quickly install and run Recuva:
http://www.recuva.com/
If the files are not there, then it is too late to recover them. In the future, run Recuva ASAP to reduce the chance of the data being overwritten.

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I would like to lose 36 pounds before August 16th. I know that's a lot. It is 3 pounds per week. I've heard that if you are obese enough then it is healthy to lose that much per week. I have also heard conflicting information that you should never try to lose that much that fast. My BMI is currenty 36. I weigh 215 pounds and want to weigh 179 by that date so that I am no longer considered obese. Thank you!

**Yes.**

Assuming average height and exercise, you will need to consume no more than 1050-1350 calories each day. Maintaining this diet will be very difficult, but you will not be starving yourself.

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