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I have an embarrissing problem. Whenever I go to the gym to work out on the crosstrainer I sweat a lot. I think I sweat more than other woman, for instance after 20 minutes of the hill program my face was dripping with sweat and so was my chest and back. Other woman don't break out a sweat at all. I think I'm abnormal. I've tried every kind of deoderant.
What should I do?

Try more deodorants.

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Hey guys. I am always pessimistic and does any1 know what i could do to make me optimistic.

No

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What shampoo do you think smells the best, but still delivers a kick-ass wash?

I rate high :)

Go to the store and sniff every single shampoo bottle there. You'll soon find out.

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I just got my electric guitar and I need to find a way to make my room sound proof so little noise will be heard outside. I have one dor and thats my only problem. How to make it sound proof.. Any sugestions??

Super glue pillows to your walls.

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Ok, well... my best friend is a guy, and his name is Chris. He's really awesome, and we're really close. I've always thought of him as a brother to me. But lately everyone has been asking me, "Are you two going out?" and "Do you like him?" and everytime my answer is "no." but lately I've been thinking, and I feel weird whenever I talk to him now. Whenever he comforts me about stuff, I just feel... really really happy. Rediculously happy. Almost..fuzzy inside? I don't know, but I keep thinking that I'm starting to have feelings for him. But we're just friends.. friend's arent supposed to crush on eachother. But I can't help myself.

SO MY QUESTION IS: Am I in love with him? and if I do why do I feel so uncomfortable?

Signed..
JUST FRiENDS

No. You're not in love with him. You answered the question for yourself about 4 times.


You're just friends.

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I wanted to create my own comic series like www.penny-arcade.com does anyone know any software that will let me create a comic?

Paint for start. Gotta have the right tools though. How about you contatct the people at PA and ask them what they use. Or check their faq section.

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ok when i answer some peoples questions i answer them to the best of my abilities, but they end up rating me really bad because i say one bad thing liek these recent ones i put bf for boyfriend and she rated me a two and said that i should spell everything out next time and i will get a higher rating and another one i answered and just becuase i said what ever floats your boat they said its not about them and they rated me bad

this is really killing my ratings ill rate you good

Hmm. I anwer truthfullly and I get shit ratings too. However, I couldn't care less. You know why? It isn't about 'ratings' it is about your loyal fan base....oh, I lack that too. Eh, my avg is shot to hell anyways, doesn't matter to me.

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hey umm this guy that i liked like last year but i didnt tell anyone but past 2 weeks now he was always flirting with me and holding my hand and having me stand him or sit by him so he can hold me and he always came down to me house and everytime he would leave he would give me a hug and kiss me but like on tuesday his ex~gf sent him a text message and was like i broke up with my bf and he sent her but saying now we can go out... but he came down last nite and he wouldnt even tocuh me or like even barely talk to me... i dont know if he only messed around with me cause the gurl he liked had a bf or what so what should i do because i am like really sad cause i was just starting to really like him... and i dont know what to do i just feel like crying cause of it...and like so confused cause i thought he really liked me so plez help me

Yep. You were his backup. Now that his old chick is broken up, you're nothing anymore.

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Well I like my bff (im m/14 my bestfriend is also m/14) and well he's unfourtunealtley strait, well i want to be able to go out with him. But i odn't want ppl knowing i'm Bi, anyways I found a way to get him to like me... well my friend used to do wicca stuff(spells) and she's finding me a love spell. I've seen stuff like this work before(she's done it) so i want to do it on him but i don't know if i should because I don't want to force him into this but i want to have him love me... what should i do should i use it or not?
I rate high...unlesss youre ignorant

I'm not ignorant, I'm just going to tell you the truth.

It wont work. Those 'spells' are complete shit. Move on. He's straight, you like it up the butt, big deal. Find someone else who does too.

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what does it mean when someone calls you a cookie cutter??

It is self explanatory. You cut cookies. Jeez.

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My puppies (two small breed, one male one female) are so newspaper-trained that they won't go outside! Every time we come in from a walk they go straight to the newspaper and do their business. What should I do?

Take the paper away. Put them outside when they shit on your floor.

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16 male. I honestly think I am going insane. Things just have been building on me my entire life, and they are starting to just break through to the point where I cannot control my own emotions anymore.
It's like last night, everything inside me just exploded. My mom works on pit crew for my band, and she asked me to help unload the truck. Well, I happen to be the only person who uses the truck that has to unload because she is there. It always makes me a bit upset when she asks, but not like last night. Don't mention this, for it is not the issue. If you do, it is a 1.
What happened to me after scared me. I suddenly had flashback after flashback, showing me how un-normal I am. I have overprotective parents, first off, and began wishing things like they'd stop. I am a quiet person, and I wished that I could speak more. I have not had a girlfriend, I wished I could. I wanted my friends to be a bit closer to me. I wanted somebody to actually be interested in what I say, instead of blatently nodding. I wanted my sister back from her present self where she is dating a guy and is so rebellious that I can no longer stand it.
AKA, I wanted to finally be normal. And it has caused so much depression in me these past days... I feel like my life is going south, and I cannot even look north.
What do I do?

Heh. Good story. You sound just about like every other depressed emo who thinks they have a huge problem on their hads.

I recommend sitting back and taking a look at the situation. You're just a teen who is being some what of a whiny wimp right now who thinks they have a problem.

It is all in your head.

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I got a lunch detention for saying "dumb". I was teling my friend about how this girl said to me "omg how did you not know that your so dumb!" and he told me I had a lunch detention. Does anyone think this was unfair? I didn't put anyone down or anything

Not only is it unfair it is stupid. Refuse to have lunch detention for such outrageous causes. If they disagree have them speak to me.

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I'm going out with someone but there's this other guy that liked me since october then in july out of nowhere said he didnt like me anymore and it really hurt me and i never really got over him and now he says he likes me still a little bit but he likes a girl that has been my friend since i was 2 but shes all over every guy including him and it hurts for me to see them together and sometimes makes me cry even though im with someone else but i also love him too wat do i do?!PLEASE help!

You were hurt by someone who liked you for 9 months and then decided to get over you because you did nothing about it?

You're hurt because youmade a mistake and didnt ask him out. That's your fault. sorry.

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lately ive been crying alot .... my dad died like 4 years ago.... this guy that i like that french kissed a few times just told me that he only likes me as a friend....my hair was really long and now its up to my shoulders and i hate it..... I think im really ugly but everyone else says im pretty...... im pissed off at my cheerleading coach... my mom is being really bitchy to me..... i wanna loose weight(i weight 105 pounds and im 5'1 i no that doesnt seem like heavy but i have extra fat that i wanna loose)

*****can someone help me with all this like the guy i like how can i get him to like me and what can i do about my extra fat and just give me advice*****

The guy you like? He doesnt like you like that. Unfortunately for you, you cant 'make' someone like you, it just kinda happens.

You need to play some video games and relax.

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My boyfriend is 20 years old and we been going out for a year (this months) and he always tells me that he is going to go to the dome(another word for a strip club) and i always tell him that if he goes i would be extremely mad. He hasn't gone to one yet, but he says he is going to. Do you think that it if stupid for me to get mad at him if he goes? I believe it stupid because he already has a girlfriend(me) that he can look at, am i not good enough for him to look at?
thanks

Obviously he isn't isn't seeing enough of...uh..well you. Compared the the "dome" you're nothing. I suggest just going topless in the house one day while serving him food. Might work. Probably wont though. He'll probably like it however.

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Yes Pills. Me and My two closest friends pop in and outta school. Cough Drops are all we take though. And yes its wrong but we actually are sick and use them just a little more than the suggested dose. I probably take 20 a day for the past week. Is this harmful and should we stop?

They taste good dont they? I agree. Eat some more.

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if a girl came up to you at the mall and asked you to have sex, would you? Of course her being a female with a very nice body and personality(or what you see in the few seconds you've known her anyways).

No.

How about a cup of hot coffee? Yes.

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I'm an Aethiest. I strongly believe that there is no god. I respect other people's religions, and I don't try to convert people or anything. Now, I've been in scouting for years. Lots of years. From a Tiger Cub Scout in 1st grade to a First Class scout now (I'm kind of slow with scouting). Anyway, the requirement for every class that says to live the Scout Oath and Scout Law in your every day life is now being enforced. My parents made me describe each part of the Law and Oath in great depth. When we reached Brave and Clean, I was starting to slip up. And then we reached Reverent.

Boy Scouts expects everyone to believe in some sort of god, and be straight. Gays and Aethiests have been kicked out in the past. And since Boy Scouts is a private thing, government can't interfere. People have tried to sue and lost the case. Now, I want to keep scouting. I love being a Boy Scout. Plus, it'll look good on my job application forms when I'm old enough that it won't be against child labor laws. =P So my options are:

a) Quit scouting (I don't want to. Really.)

b) Believe in a god (I'm not going to change my beliefs because of this. It's not in human nature.

c) Lie about my religion (Also against the Scout Oath. Not good.)

So obviously, I'm screwed. What should I do? It's putting so much pressure on me...

Be honest. If they cant accept you dont believe in a religion kick the nearest guy in the nose. Slam your fist into anothers throat and knock someone out.

Also, once you get in trouble for it, make up such proposterous lies like "He touches me when we're alone"

It would make for a great court case.

If you dont want to get in a lot of trouble though, I advise not doing such things.

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I have to write half a paper, write a summary of a play, and do a review sheet. If i start at 7:00 do you think I will be able to finish around 11?

Easy, easy, easy, easy, EASY!

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