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i just want to keep myself annonymous to any one who might know my regular user name (which is my nickname) but a little about me is i love to play my guitar alot, skateboarding, snowboarding and trying to help people even though i suck at putting the words in the right order to make it say what i'm thinking -_-
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There is this guy I like I told him I liked him, he freaked (He has a girlfriend). We would "talk" but he would not look. Then a week later we start "talking" again. In class I overheard him say "I'll just be nice to her" to one of his female friends. That hurt,but then later in the week I overhear him saying "I'd screw her" to the same group of friends. What is his problem? (link)
im not sure what sebcheerleader2007 is trying to black mark men's names for, not all guys are like that... though ill be honest most often than not we do go off the rails every now and then and all that controls our mind is sex. (i try not to koz its not fair on the few nice girls that i have in my life) anyway i think he's just a little shallow... if all he can say is "I'd Screw her" after you said you liked him then he really really isnt in the same frame of mind that you are


What is the best thing that I can say to turn my man on? We love being naughty. 15/F (link)
geometry?!? HAHA XD i dont get it but its funny.

anyways how about you ask him what his fantacies are, if he doesnt wanna say kus he's too shy then say youll reveal your secrects if he tells you his


Ok so me and my bf and just started going out. I am shy and stuff but I don't have his number and he doesn't have mine. How do you get him to ask you for it? I know it usually trades off and stuff but not this time. I would be really nervous to ask so what are some ways to get him to ask me. I know you guys will probably say ask him, and your right but I just can't. So all I'm asking for is someway to get him to ask me. Thanks! (link)
you should really ask him your self buuut you could try this.

if you have a plan to go some were or another with freinds or with him and your going to meet up with him seperatley, then when you say ok ill meet you (some were) around (some time) ill text you when i get there, then wait for him to ask you for your number or wait for him to say i dont have your number, then u ask him ah yeah can i have it please? hopfully he'll ask you for it im sure he'll want your number too ;P good luck


Well this is really kind of weird..
i saw this kid at an after school program (15/f) and i can't really explain it, but when i saw him i felt drawn to him? he's not the cutest kid ever, but there was just something about him. I see him like literally everywhere in school. i can tell he's really shy and kind of a loner,which is the exact opposite of me. But for some reason i cant stop thinking about him? I dont even know his name,haha.He held the door for me the other day,and everytime he sees me he looks away? I know this sounds really rideculous but i think we're like ment for eachother (haha this is so corny..!) Should i talk to him? And has this ever happend to you? I'm so confused why i'm feeling this way about a complete stranger, any takes on this? To be honest,i never liked guys that were shy and quite. I guess what i'm getting at is whats your opinion on true love and people "drawn" to eachother? haha so many questions,sorry i'm just so-dis-com-bob-u-lated haha. thanks for any help! (link)
hell yeah go for it! talk to him about anything ask about his hobbies (if any) tell him some stuff about yourself keep it simple dont push any hard questions liiike "what are your thoughts on the meaning of life?" haha thats too far :P

if your drawn to him then thats a good thing, even if it doesnt mean a girlfreind and boyfriend kind of way, then maybe a freindship kind of way :) dont rush into things like love, they are very complex and delicate situations. get to know him for a few months or so let your bond grow then make decsions later on when you know that person well enough to start thinking that way about them

Good luck!!
(im a bit of a loner too, i think i sound a little like him [though im 17] im sure he would be delighted to talk to some one other than be stuck with his thoughts)


Heyy, i was wondering about lucid dreaming or conscious dreaming. (dreaming while being aware that you are in a dream and therefore can control what you do in the dream.)
i have read all about it and know all there is to know but i was wondering if anyone here knows haw to do it. If so can you give me any tips on how you learned how to train yourself to dream lucidly? i would really like to learn how.
please get back to me if you know how to do it! (link)
i had a lucid dream once... it was messed up.. i dreamt my dad was making a bear trap in a big square room some were (i never went outside the room) but the bear trap was a hole in the ground that was like 18 foot deep and a perfect square (do you remember the sceme from star wars or an indiana jons film were the walls are closing in on the hero's? well the hole did that) it was really stupid because i must have rememberd fromthe day before that i had cocktail sausages you know the ones on the stick :P well anyway i got a cocktail stick from out of no were and propped the wall up with it...and i was shouting at my dad to pull me out of the pit with somthing at the side of the big square room i look round and the cocktail stick snapped (i allways snap the stick after eating the sausage :P) and the walls slammed together and i woke up :< it was a funky dream, i dont have many dreams but that was one that ill remember


How do you know your in love? (link)
you think about them every night, or when your alone.
you want them to be with you.
you want to be with them.
you want to give all you got and so much more.
took weak to give in, to strong to lose, your head is giving me life or death but you cant chose, is some getting the best of you?

i hope i make sense.. i really miss the girl i love..


Can someone tell me exactly what hypercam 2 is?

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Hyper cam is a software for your PC that records mostly game footage, say if your playing World of Warcraft and your wanted to record somthing from there for any reason (Its an example i know some people hate that game) you can just push a button and it shall be done :D to be honest i have enjoyed using Fraps it does the same but it also tells you how much Frames per second your are recording at

i have no experience with hypercam but i know for sure you can download it for free off thier website, but it may be a trial version so be warey of it running out after a period of time


13/f


a while ago i bought an element skateboard in florida on vacation.

but i just cant seem to get the hang of turning.

i can go straight and everything.
but i am having trouble getting up the curbs, and all the basics

does anyone have any pointers (link)
well you cought yourself a right quality board there, now then to turn. people will tell just lean back and forth but thats not all you do. to that theres an element of leaning, but you will need to point your toes up and down to lean the Board. curbs are quite easy if you can balance for just a second on the nose and the tail of the board just lean back a teensy bit on your tail while you approach the curb and lift it up so the wheels will get over it then lean forward on the nose to bing the back wheels up over with you. it may take a few tries but if your really into it youll be doing it again and again to get better at it, and before you know it youll be ollieing that curb and riding away clean


what are some tips on playing hard to get but still showing the guy that you like him....
f/15 (link)
not exactly an answer but a warning more than anything, when girls play hard to get with me it gets me really down because it feels like their playing with me, i'm just the rat in a cage and there shakin it. just try to make sure he knows its fun and not all serious like some of the girls i met, do


Why are people not concerned with the environment? Why are people more concerned with the costs of saving our planet than the future of it? I don't understand why governments don't just unite [I know it's naive] and face the problems that we have, especially global warming. Because of global warming, the ice caps will melt, water levels will rise, and the poles will become extremely overheated, all while the population continues to increase. And no one takes action, so our children will have to suffer.

Why do people just blow it off? =[ (link)
excellent question i have often thohut about this, im only 16 but im tryin to look for ways to not cause so much of green house gases when i grow up an get cars an whatever, but i think the reason why people blow it off is that they fail to see any real HARD EVIDENCE, theres not much awareness for people, they know its there but theyre waiting for some one else to do somthing about it, it may not seem like they dont care as they think they cant do anything towards it. the again there are just the idiots who think Oh great hotter summers soon, i would rather have one day of heat than an eternal heat blast, we can ALL do somthing if we do somthing others will follow if theres some one allreay doing this join them even if its recycling or anything JUST DO IT! you know its gonna help so dont no one reading this get lazy and just put plastic in the bin RECYCLE it will all help in some way or another globaly or not, but for now im gonna get lookin at how to cut carbon emmisions from cars


How do you give a wedgie and what diffrent kinds of wedgies are there please dont say im stuid or somthing cause i just need to know cause im going to a wedgie party please help (link)
i killed myself at the wedgie party part xD but different kinds of wedgies are easy to tell from how muh the ride up yow butt crack (or the cooter shooters as some ones allready mentioned)

1st degree wedgie = surprising but doesnt hurt
2nd degree wedgie = mr pinchy
3rd degree wegdie = skid marks
4th degree (and the worst) wedgie = used a crane to achive maximum skids of the brown stuff and pain induced hell ride


and the bunjie cord = doesnt do much towards towards the end because the giver is tiring out (then you trip him up and give him a 4th'y ;P) have fun and dont ferget the game plan


why is it that all the brunette jokes are about our boobs?
just because ours arent FAKE doesnt mean we dont have them.
what do you think? (link)
i agree with klinque, but then again isnt a mild form of racism? its still about the way we look. and the part in you question "just because ours arent FAKE" sounds like a little stereotype doesnt it :P its ok everyone does it but to have that in a question about steriotypical jokes towards brunettes seems a litttle wierd if you get my meaning


this might sound stupid, but what if you are about to have sex, and his penis is to large for your vagina and it doesnt go in, it wont fit. does that happen? and why does that happen? what are you supposed to do? (link)
no dick is tht big, unless ure in tha wrong hole


why do girls shake thier legs while siting in chairs? (link)
do you mean like shakin you legs as in up and down constantly kus i am doin while i was readin your question lol people do it becuase of lack of being able to use the enegry they have (ime 16/m btw) which is wierd for me to be doing it now seeing as i have been snowboarding all day and i cant feel my legs now...


i need a new skateboard. i suck at skating but im learnin! i gota cheap one and the trucks and board broke. i want a good board one under $50$ either plain n neon or with a cartoony dude on it. can ya help me find some or one? all the sites i find arent good. so ive been on ebay. thank ya soo much. anythings good but i like black roses and that kinda stuff... (link)
i been skating all my life and i can tell you this fer sure it ya just begining a good old toys 'r' us board will do for the first few months or years considering your learning speed (theyre aroudn £30 english money) theyre not the best but they will see you through for quite a while :D but when u get better and start wanting to hit some bigger jumps and Maaybe rails then your gonna want a better board because those ones wont snap as easily on hard landings


okay well yesterday i was messing around at my friends basketball yesterday.
i played some defence.
and so yeah i was defending and i was running with the person and i i dont know how to explain it.
like my ankel gave out and i fell really hard.
adn when i did this my ankel snapped.
it made a really loud noise.
my boyfriend took me to his house.
and had his dad look at it.
his dad said it was perfectly fine.
but it still hurts really bad.
like i can barely walk.
and that also worries me cause im pregnant (2 months and 11 days.)
it hurts very bad.
like i cant stand the pain.
and when i try to walk my ankel like cracks and snaps.
im very worried.
so my question is what should i do.
and does anyone have any idea what i did?
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i skated all my life and twisted both ankles badly about 4 times each over and over, if it snapped you would know if it was broken koz of the fat gnarly lump from the bone lol no only kidding, if it snapped its probbly a ligament popped or somthing i would suggest doctors and xrays fer sure


i want a new rington and i like techno alot, does anyone know any good techno songs? thankss (link)
i like a little of everything and i have one or two excellent songs for you

Omni trio - First Contact

^ok well that ones a little drum and bass but when it gets going its digs at you so much^
sorry i couldnt find a second song that is cool soundin :( i did try looking though for about half an hour lol
although Omni trio did another one i liked its called Higher ground not exactly techno but its there if you wanna look see


I enjoy sex. I crave it from my bf. But when we get ready, he seems so tense. We've been going out for a long time now and were definetely ready. What can i do to make him loosen up. How can i seduce him? What do guys enjoy most in sex?

Please help me (link)
Peanuts seems like a total wierdo, there are limits to what people will do, if your ready then it doesnt me he is, with my last gf (and she was very patiant) she let me do stuff to her so i would want to do more (please keep in mind i am only 16 and havent had much... practice if you will) but i stick by what i said about peanuts.. dont know what was going through his mind when he typed that


I started since 4 is it normal to do it at that age? Im 27 f now and have stopped doing it but can't help it sometimes. How do i quit?
The most important of all i have charco rednesss
down there from doing it too much how do i remove the redness?
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ok tbh i do "it" quite a bit but then again ime only 16 so the hormones are rageing lol, i skateboard snowboard play guitar and do a whoooole buncha stuff, that allways takes my mind offa things ;) but then agian it is natural so dont feel too bad that ya still doing it... oh and i hear it releaves stress and reduces blood pressure so its actually quite healthy to


If someone joins the Millitary what are the odds of him dieing? (link)
depends on what type of job he/she is enrolling in, now i am only 16 and knw little of the army *i am english* but i know that if youare in vheicle mechanics i am sure that theres a tiiny eency weencey chance you wont die but then again its it depends on what type of job you have in the army if its a front line soldier just remember he/she wont go in unless properly trained and EVEN THEN dont forget theres a whole bunch of technology and brains bbehind the mission so dont worry your self to hard about anything yeh :) stiff upper lip, and dont forget theyre doing it for thier country




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