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i give up... you ppl asking quesitons.... its stupid... yur questions r so simple.... and just not needed... sex.... does she/he like me?.... shold i do this?.... its up to you! its yur life! live it and make up yur mind, u sholdn't have others living it for you... i dont think i'll back back soon... not at least to answer a question.....

To see you when I wake up
Is a gift I didn't think could be real.
To know that you feel the same as I do
Is a three-fold, Utopian dream.
You do something to me that I can't explain.
So would I be out of line if I said,
"I miss you"?

I see your picture,
I smell your skin on
The empty pillow next to mine.
You have only been gone ten days,
But already I'm wasting away.
I know I'll see you again
Whether far or soon.
But I need you to know that I care,
And I miss you.


i miss you shelby..... i made that last one for you.... i wanna come back..... cherish the times we had cause you neva no if we'll be lucky enough to re-live them.... i love you.....
E-mail: ADHDanonomyous@aol.com
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Ok well it all started when me and my friend ( chelsea ) was sitting at lunch and matchng people up with good couples she matched me up with this new boy michael in 8th grade ( im in 7th ) i didnt know who he was and when i did find out who he was I LIKED HIM .. ALOT .... and i found out he had a girlfriend in 6 grade but she was cheating on him so I told my friend to ask him out for me and to tell him his girlfriend was cheating on him ... he told my friend he didnt know who I was and he would ask his girlfriend about the cheating thing... so then after that, the next week or so ... my friends dared me to say hi to him and i was really scared but i managed to choke out a fast hay and then the next day ( today ) i got caught throwing food and i went to turn in my tray and he said haha you got caught throwing food and he just smiled and laughed ( i didnt care that he laughed @ me i was just happy he talked to me )then i told my friend to ask him out for me and she said he said he didnt know who I was ( but he really does because i wrote him a note and all saying I like him and blah blah blah ) ... and then today after school my friend said she talked to him and he said im OK looking ... but honestly i dont think he knows who I am because before that he said is she that short fat girl and my friend was all like no she is tall and skinny so he said Ohhh she is ok .... so does he like me r not my friend said he was flirting wid me when he said that thing about me getting caught throwing food signed ~!~ confused ~!~ (link)
well i think he doesn't no who you truely are yet. so if i were you, really get to know him better and make sure its enough so he knows who you are, but not so much that you seem despirate and ubsessed. then when you two become good friends, you ask him out. i hope i helped.


i am a freshman in highschool and so is my best friend , there is this guy that is a junior that i have known for a while named chad and i intoduced chad and cat and i started to like chad then i was asked out by another guy i named sam so i went out with sam. then chad and cat went out and i still liked chad but i never said anything about it, now me and sam are broke up and cat and chad are broke up and i like chad but i know cat would be really mad if i went out with chad because sghe said she would be cause i asked but now he aske dme out what do u think should do?

~blundered blonde~ (link)
well if he asked you out you have the right to say yes. yur friend cant stop you from like the guy that dumped her. espcially since he's askin you out. so say yes, tell her that he asked you out and that your srry but you like him a lot. just make sure she isn't so hurt that she hates you. if that happens, give her signs that you care about her a lot but you are incontrol of your own life and that you need to make disitions of your own. i hope i helped.


hey well here is the problem.. sorry might be long! ok well the guy i am goin out with i like him alot! and i mean i kno i love him.. i hve never felt this way about ne guy ever!.. we hve been goin out for a while now. but the problem is like at school or somewhere wher there are 'certain' people or something i jus act diff around him..and at school he says i act like i dont like him but when we are alone everything is perfect.. i mean i kno im not embarrassed of him! he is not the kind of guy u would be embarrassed of! i love him soo much but we hve been gettin into alot of fights about this and i dont kno what to do i tell him all the time i wil try to act different but i never do.. i dont want to loose him over something like this!! if you hve any help at all please answer or leave ur sn and i will IM you! thanks soo much!! (link)
well i will give it sum thought... i'm living in africa right now and i have to do my hw. heres my sn and i will help you moer than you need!

ADHDanonomyous@aol.com

thats my aim address, im me, i'll help.


On Friday, I had asked (in an msn message) my friend Christine if she and my friend Jenn were going to a concert that night, because I wanted to go with them. She replied with a big long msn message (summarized) saying she and Jenn are better friends with each other than with me, they just wanted to hang out with each other this weekend. Also, Christine said she feels like I don't listen when she talks to me and that I don't care, so it's hard to want to be around me. Basically, I've been dumped as a friend. She said she didn't mean to put this all out on msn, and I could call her if I want to talk about it. So my question is, should I call her? What do I say? Is it worth repairing the friendship? Should I bother? (note- I did email her Friday thanking her for being honest with me, instead of just ditching me w/o reason, which they've done before) (link)
well if you think you dont listen or take her seriously, you might consider taking her seriously and listening. if you dont think this you can just leave her as a friend i guess. but if you dont think so, i say call her, ask her how you can and her can make things better. its really up to you if you thinks it worth the time to repair. i hope i helped.


My sister is 18 and has recently been kicked out by my mother due to dumb issues. Now I love them both, but my sister is telling me crap about my parents and my parents are telling me crap about my sister. They basically want me to pick sides. Do I pick my parents that have raised me and that I will be stuck with for at least 4 more years? Or do I pick my sister because shes like my best friend? (link)
if i were you i would pcik neither. they both mean a lot to you and theres no reason for one of them to be higher or more important than the other. but if your parents start to threaten you, just say you side with them so they're happy. this always works as parents are very trusting of the children. lol. i hope i helped.


my very best friend in the world walked in on my and this boy a few days ago and we weren't doin n e thing bad just kissing and having fun. and well now she wont talk to me. i tried to talk to her and tell her that i was sorry and try to explain it to her but she wont even look at me and then she calls me a sl*t so i really need help how can i explain to her that its really not that big of a deal and that im sorry? and the weird thing is she never really cared about me and my other bfs and stuff that we did. so please help me soon (link)
well i think that she really likes him, enough to not like you. so first you might try askin her wats wrong, to make sure its not sumthin else, i dont know wat it could be, but ask her. but i see this as a love triangle. so if i were you might not wanna be her friend for a while becuase she likes yur bf a lot more than she does her best friend. i hope i helped.


i have this really good guy friend who is a year older than me .in fact , i call him my "big brother" and he calls me "little sis" . LOL . anyway , the other day when i was just talking to him , i reached across him to get something from the person sitting on the other side of him . ( we were sitting in a row , with him in the center ) and i sort of brushed against his chest while bending back . After that , i noticed that he got a boner and there was a lump in his pants . well now i'm kinda freaked out cos i never thought that he would like me ( especially bcos of the little sis big bro thing ) . i'm confused and don't know if i like him .. what should i do ? (link)
well its ok for him to like you, you cant change that since you too seem like really good friends. and if you like him or not it's up to you. if you like him you can ask him out or flirt and have him ask you out. if you dont like him like that just be his friend. he should understand if you dont dont like him. the whole 'little sis' 'big brother' thing... i think he does that mainly cuase he likes you and stuff. so i hope i helped.


ok. So I met this girl on the internet, shes really nice, my age, lives near me etc.. but just a little while ago, I rang her up.. and she sounded like a guy.. I mean, I'm not shallow or anything, but it kinda just freaks me out, And now I don't know what to do.. should I give her a chance, or not bother?

BTW I have another girl I aslo likes.. she is also really nice, 15, fun, and yeah...

signed, Confused 17/m (link)
if u've met her before and you know shes a girl, then i guess give her a chance, especially if you like her a lot. if you haven't met her. meet her and find out yourself. another thing if you like the 15 year old more than the other girl is for you to go out with her and forget the other one. but i guessing you like the other more. i no theres a lot of options, but thats cause i dont no the whole story... and also a telephone usually magnifies the depth of ones voice. so your voice sounded deeper to her than it really is. that might be important i guess. well good luck!


Ok so me and my friend ill call her *Kaia* last year in 7th grade we were in all the same classes. and we sorta grew away from each other in a way. but this year in 8th grade me and *kaia* only have 1 class together and it seems as if we are actually becoming closer...since we dont see each other as much. and we can talk about anything now..and last year we couldnt talk to each other about a lot of stuff. Is it possible that since we arent seeing each other we are actually growing closer? and also could it be because we like each other for who we are..not for what we dress like? thanks for your help! Ill rate you if i like your answer! (link)
yes i think thats it. you two have probably matured since last year, and thats hwy your growing closer. so i think your your right with the whole like eachother for who you are, not wat you look like.


I've started using a gothic appearence. (I dressed in black a lot and use dark black make-up on my eyes and either brown or red lipstick.) Nobody even understand why I'm doing it. I'm sort of doing it as an expirement. (Sorry if I spelled that wrong.)It freaks out my teachers, classmates call me a vampire, my boyfriend acts scared of me, and my parents don't like anything about my new look. All I've changed is how I look. I don't want to lose my friends just for the sake of looking gothic. But, if they can't accept how I want to look, are they real friends? What should I do? Advice please! (link)
well i guess yur friends should still like you, even if you change your apperence. but i believe that it might just be a new, unexpected change, so it might take a little time to get used to it. cause your apperence if who you are. and if they cant except it, you might need new friends, or at least till your old ones get used to it. i hope i helped.


I think I might have diabetes because:

1. I feel tired and sleepy a lot of times
2. I'm always hungry (but I've always had a big appetite) and lately I've been eating a LOT
but I'm not overweight
3. and thirsty
4.my maids told me that there are ants in my panty!

I'm only 20 yrs old...anyway can anyone share info about what procedure is done to test if I have diabetes? where do I go to?

I have phobia with injections getting blood from me, will I have to do this? some sort of glucose tolerance test? how much blood will they get from you for the test? (link)
ok i'm not sure if you have diabetes or not, but i do got some 'exuses' for these things happening. if you work or go to college and you have to wake up early, that might be why your tired. one reason you might be hungry and thirsty is becuase you have a very fast metabolism. and the ants... i dont know about the ants.... and they dont need to take blood to tell if you have diabetes, so dont be scared! i hope you dont got diabetes! good luck


Well lately everyone is telling me to "DROP" every little thing that happens. Like if i'm upset about something, they expect me to just forget about it, or drop it. idk but its hard for me to forget things easily.. but i do forgive.. now my boyfriend is starting the drop it thing about something that happened 30 minutes ago... and when we talked it would be the 1st time we talked about what happened... ugh. help
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i think your friends have little or no patience. and they dont seem to like to talk about thing in the past. i'm not sure on actually how to help, but my only thougth is that maybe when everyone else stops talkin about sumthin that just happened, maybe you should too. i hope it works.


ok i really wanna do it but im only 13 and in 7th grade. is it wrong 4 me to even be thinking about it bcuz i really want to have sex. Is it okay for me to lose my virginity yet?

sincerely, confused (link)
your at the age where you think about sex a lot more often, and i dont think its a great idea for you to lose your virginity at this age. it could be harmful to you mentally, escpeically if a lot of people find out, and if you do... you better use proctection because if oyu get pregnant at that age, one you would be like seen as a really bad person i guess (i dont no how to put it in contex), and second you could get a disease that affects girls that are impregnanted when they are your age, or even older. so if i were you, i would wait, at least until 15 if this is like your goal in life. but just wait a while. now is kinda soon.


i have this really great friend that always hangs out with me and share secrets with me and everything.but one day she said she saw something with a boy and they wouldn't anyone about it.and for awhile she would always ask me to change seats so she can talk to him it's like they like each other!what am i supposed to do? (link)
well i think that they really like eachother and the only bad thing is that your best friend might start to forget you little by little. so try and stay friends with her, like talking to her more, you might wanna ask her wats really goin on, cuase maybe they dont like eachotha or sumthin, and just make her wanna talk to you like she used too. i hope everythin goes well.


i have a crush on a boy and i can't get him to notice me!i tried everything but the only thing he likes about me is my mp3 player!i started bringing it but that only made him attracted to the player!wat am i supposed to do??? (link)
its kinda obvious to me that he doesn't really like you, srry, and i think he like yur MP3 more than you, srry again. so i think that you might wanna forget about him cause he doesn't really show much interest in you yurself. and if he all of a sudden did, its again, for your mp3 playa. but, if you dont wanna 'leave' him i guess, i say try and talk to him more, and if you wanna see how it is goin dont bring youir mp3, and if talks to you it means its working, but if it doesn't, it means he loves yur mp3. i hope it all goes well.


i feel the need for a girl friend, just to hear the comfort words i love you or sumthing. is that rong or right im like undicided. is it sick or ok??????? (link)
this is perfectly normal. and its not sick. I feel this way all the time, mainly cause i not even on the same continent as the girl i love, but i think its normal. so if i were you i would go out and look for the perfect girl.


Sorry this is long.
My stepmother is really scaring me. She really has psychological problems. It started with little things like her moving my stuff, or ripping it up, or being jealous over my mother and father who were still friends at the time. She started coming with my father in the car every time he picked me up because she was so untrusting and thought he'd go off with my mother in that 20 minute time. I don't see them any more because of completely unrelated issues, but we started getting odd stuff through the post about a year or two ago (around when all this odd stuff started happening). Stuff like magazines writing to us saying a friend had referred us and stuff. It got worse; with items actually being ordered and sent to us - pornographic books, clothes catalogues for women over 50 or size 16+, that kind of thing. Around six months ago we recieved a parcel that said 'From Connor' on the back. Connor is my seven year old cousin. The parcel had an 18 rated horror movie in it that had obviously been watched before. We checked with Connor and his mum and they definately did not send this.
Then two nights ago, we got an envelope with 'from Ryan' (my other younger cousin) on the back and a picture of me in a swimming pool inside. We couldn't figure out why Ryan would send me a picture of myself so rang him up but his mother and him both confirmed none of them sent this envelope. The next day (yesterday) we got another one, still saying from Ryan, this time with several parts of pictures - cut out so I was the only one in the picture - of me in the same swimming pool, this time with the fragments of pictures stuck on a piece of purple card. I recognised the pool this time, it's a place I went on holiday with my stepmother and father a couple of years ago.
So, it's obvious it's from my stepmother (who really hates me and my mother, I should add). But I don't know what to do about it. Me and my mother are considering the police, but I;m not sure. I don't want her to be charged or whatever and then get all mad and come after us - because she is psychotic like that. I don't want to have to be part of witness protection or something, and there is a huge possibility that she would keep doing this or doing worse if we accused her of anything. What the hell do we do?
Thanks, and sorry it was so long.
xxx (link)
ok... i've had to think a bit, and i am very sorry u've had to go through this terror. i feel that police would be a good option, but you dont really wanna go that way.... another option is to tell yur dad. i have no idea how he stands with all of this. if anything he should be able to stop it all. now, if i may ask, why isnt she in like an insilum or sumthin? jw. but i first think you should tell your dad so he can try and fix wats goin on and if that doesn't work i say try the police. i no you scared but you never no, it could get worse... i hope nothin happens to you, and that the crazy lady gets sum help. good luck.


hey
i have to do an essay on romeo and juliet
and the topic is....I have to pick whether I think the relationship is healthy or un-healthy and i was wondering if anyone has any prior knowledge (im leaning more towards unhealthy)...of points I could use for my essay.or quotes on relationships/love? If you could help ...that would be really great!
Thanks so much!!!!=) (link)
YOUR IN LUCK! for i am just finishing up romeo and juliet and now a lot about the stuff your askin for!! ok, lets get started on todays lesson. Romeo and juliets relationship was very unhealthy because they fell in love at first sight. this usually means that they 'love' eachother for lust. the next day they have sex. which isn't very long. so this shows that their relationship is based solely on apperence becuase in total they've spoken to eachother for only about 30 minutes total. later that day they get married after knowing nothin about eachother, only that they thought that they were both hott. then they end both end up dieing because of this very strong bond they had made in a total of 1 hour in the last 2 days. so yes this was a very unhealthy relationship as they both loved eachother for no true reason. if they weren't pressured to commit suicide, i say they would have divorced in no time. I how my amazing knowledge helps you on yur essay!! good luck!!


Ok! I really do like my boyfriend alot!!! But, when he wants to kiss me I get scared, I have never kissed anyone yet! I just am really scared what should I do, I don't want him to think I don't like him? HELP
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ok first start off with a little kiss, like on the cheek or a peck on the lips. and everytime he goes to kiss you do the same thing until you feel comfortable in giving him a more serious kiss. if he ever asks why you dont kiss him on the lips or the way he wants you to, jut tell him your not ready, your working up, or sumthing like that. i hope it all goes well


My mother and I rarely talk and I'm losing people in my life to talk to . I lost the best of friend and I can't truly converse with a lot lot of guy friends of mine. Some , no a lot of girls don't lik me . I don't know why. I feel complacent about that and me but why do they have to hold stupid whatever against me. I don't even know if it's something I did: which isn't much at all.My dad's going to be gone for 2-4 month's; I have no one to truly talk to . All these teachers are giving us projects at once and I'm so unbalanced and stressedand unmotivated . Our school is messed up when it comes to this . A guy who is arrogant that I am getting over and I don't know and don't care what he feels I just want to know why he cares so much of popularity.Another guy I am fallin' for is nice and cute and in a way I feel comfrotable around him but I'm restricting myself so I won't be the only one in love. I fear what it makes you go through and I kind of know what it makes you go through . I just feel like everything is against me and I really need help . I need advice on how to deal with all of this . (link)
ok, i no it doesn't sound like a good idea but finish those projects like ASAP, and then forget your ex-bf. then with all of this pressure lifted off of your shoulders you can focus on the guy you like and talking to more people. you need to do all of this in steps. do one thing at a time instead of everything at once. i hope everything goes well and good luck.




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