lets call the kids jack and jill.
so ive been babysitting jack and jill every other weekend. jill is really good and sweet but jack is not. now there mom wants me to watch them everyday in the summer. and i dont want to! im only 14 i have a life! but their mom is really pushy and in your face.
what should i do?
Just say no jessica. Jessica, the only reason you cant say no is because...You have low ego. You're also in denial.
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i was reading an answer to one of your questions about that girl having ducklings in her pool, and i read your answer "get in the pool and grab onto its legs, but dont let it see you", and i think im in love with you.
Well.... I think you have good reasons to love me. So, for this we shall find a bed. Unless of course you're a man.
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I heard this song at a skate park Sunday. It had a kinda soft rock backbeat and this woman's voice kept saying "He's soooo handsome. He's so handsome. He's soooooooooo handsome." It was kinda a mechanical young woman's voice, but anyway, I can't stop thinking about that song. Does anyone know what song it is? I really wanna buy it. And who is the artist? THANKS!
Well no. But i enjoyed your impression and regurgitating of what the song's lyrics and beat was.
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I have just brought a puppy staf and was wondering what the best was to build her up is. Can you help?
Puppy staf? Usually you have to wait about 11 years at least, for the Testicles to start making semen.
Then they best way to build her up is by forceful insertion.
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We recentley got rid of my beloved pet, Mac. He was a yellow lab, 6months old and like 154 pounds. i loved hime so much and whenever i think about him or ee pics of him i start to cry. How can i get over this?
By remembering he wasnt very smart. He was a dog. He had no feelings for you. Except his recocnition of your voice. And he remembers you feeding him.
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-For those of you who have a horse i need you to answer my question.. ill rate you a 5 if you help-
*here is it*
I am going to get a horse soon and i want to know how much it is for like food a week or a month and how many times do you have to take it to the vet like a year and how much does it cost to have them get new shoes and how much for the vet and stuff like that.. thanks.!.
Too much. Trust me
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Hey i have 9 tortoises there all herman i want to know if anyone knows if you can mix them together becuase they all came from different places and they say if you have 2 different species you cant mix them together becuase the different disseases they carry i rate 3's if you help
lush me x
Well, preferably i mix myne in a blender.
Ingriedients are as follows
-sugar
-cup of milk
-ice cream(preferably 2 scoops)
-Jack Daniels
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The JD is there to kill the possible Diseases you might get. So there. Now you can mix your Turtles.
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we have baby ducklings in our pool and the mother seemed to have left them and hasnt come back for acouple of days, weve given them bread but we were wondering what else we could feed them?
Give them a nice dose of water. Get in the pool, and grap one by the legs, but dont stick your head up so they can see you.
GOggles are reccommended for this operatoin.
Dont kill the ducks though. They're just getting punished for swimming on our property.
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Ok. I am going to buy a Guinea Pig and i need to find some information on them! I need to prove to my parents that i can do it but i think tey do want me to have one. So, can all of yall help me find good websites? please. And i have already tried typing search things at Yahoo and everywhere else! Please send me the link!!!!!!
thank
Umm, guinea pigs are fun to trap in a corner and poke with a stick. Also setting firecrackers off in their cage is fun as they endlessly run in circles to escapre their firey demise.
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My cat has no cat fod and shes really really hungry..i loooked for some tuna at least for her but no, and teh pet store is closed, and i found some sardines..can i give my cat some sardines?? there was sardines in mustard, tomato sause, and soybean oil, should i give her the one in soybean oil or will it make her sick?? i need an answer quick cuz she needs her dinner!! thanks!
Only one way to find out. ALso, dont let it lick you. You'll smell of stink.
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i have a 5 month old cocapoo who uses puppy pads to urinate but will not poop on them or outside no matter how long we keep him outside. What can I do? Alsohow can I make his coat curly and shinny again?
Scare the crap outta him. Pun intended.
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I have a problem my dog, just recently died and so we got a new puppy Razberry. But as he has gotten older he has become vicious. I just go into the backyard to try to play with him after school and i throw a ball or two. Then I go check if he needs more water in his bowl or not. But then out of the blew he jumps up bites me really hard in the back then I turn around and he bites me in the leg which leaves a scratch and a popping out bruise. Then i try to get away from him and out of the backyard but he keeps biting me. This has been happening for a while now and I dont know what to do to make him stop. I love my puppy and I dont want to give him away. He can be soo sweet to me and i can just tell in his eyes that he loves me too. I think he is just trying to play but doesn't know when to stop. I just would like any suggestions on something I could do to understand that biting me like that is wrong and it hurts. I have tried disciplining him but then he becomes more vicious and bites more. Please help me!
thnx a bunch!
Shoot it. Its a worthless scum of the earth POS. Like a hawk you should swoop down on your prey. With piano wire, your weapon of choice.
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I'm looking to buy a beagle but I can't find anyone who breeds them! I live in FL so if you know of anyone in Florida,Georgia,ar even Alabama who breeds beagles it will really help! I'm looking for a beagle,girl,10 to 12 weeks old,and somewhere in those locations I just listed! So if you know anyone please help! I rate! don't delete!
If you or someone you know has a beagle in FL,GA,or Alabama, please tell me where they got it! PLEASE!! I NEED HELP!! I RATE!
Naa, dont get a beagle. They're too long for target practice, plus their ears are so droopy they're top heavy. Get a fast one.
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my sister has just bought a guinnea pig and it has started to whine . A short while later it starts to purr. Why does it do this?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Only cats purr, you moronic moron.
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ok this is how it goes my sisters boyfriend today just got her 7 month old kitten..my sis and me always wanted a cat since the last we had..Problem my dad hates them how do i convince him to let us keep it?
i rate high!
Tell him you'll go into deep depression and famine.
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I have an Alligator Snapper. It is still very young and is only about 9-10 ounces. What should I feed it? I have tried "Reptile Sticks" that float, but Squirt(The Turtle) doesn't eat them that much...What other kinda stuff is out there?
Thanks....
I rate!
Reptile sticks that float? LOL! Its a floater! Its a Turd. A P.O.S.!!
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Ok.. well first of all my younger brother has a mental disability called Autism. I try rally hard to be nice to him and understand him but sometimes he drives me crazy! But my older sister just doesnt understand him AT ALL and doesnt try to help him and is always mean to him. I try to talk to her but shes just mean to me too... What should i do?
Be mean back. Call her the greatest offensive line evar!!!! You, you...yoo, you stupid poopy head, why do you have to be such a stupid retarded poopy head?
Gets em every time John, im tellin ya. Everytime..
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where can I find good quality buddy icons against the war in Iraq?
Pinko. Get outta here. I bet you're against shooting the Gooks in 'Nam too. Or pumping the Japs fulla lead. Maybe even shooting some Jerrie's in the face. I bet!
Now you're against shooting Towel Heads. Comeone. Towel Heads? What good are they anyway? The ones living in America are cool, cuz they arent stupid. But those retards out there? They're only good for bombing runs. Which, im happy to say. One by one they'll run outta people to blow themselves up.
I say shoot the crap outta those Towel Heads. Gooday.
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I don't like this kid but he's been inviting me and my friend to the park with his friend. What should I do? I say no, but he keeps asking. My friend thinks its really funny and wants to go with him one time. I don't want to go because he is a jerk and has gotten into some trouble lately... what should I do? I don't want my friend to be mad or I don't want her to think I'm scared of him or something. He said that we should meet him on a certain day because my close friend would be there... I love that girl but that still won't persuade me to go with them. Why does this kid keep asking me to go with him?? I really really don't know what to do!
_**Confused**_
He wants in your pants.
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hey.. im currently trying to make a new AIM screen name.. but icant think of anything good.. if there are any like song titles.. or idk, anything weird that would sound coool.. please let me know??
- thank you
Cori
Tuna Toothpaste
Gothalicous with Cheese
Un fageeto ina cheeto
industrialmaritimeblubpermonki
rockmyhole
Gaymelody
If you dont like any of those. You suck...
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