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14/m ive been going out with my gf for about 3 weeks now. i love her so much but we barely ever get to see each other since we go to dif schools. weve had wut u could call "intimate relationships" during the last few times we've been together haha. i like her a lot but with summer coming up & everything i dont know if i really wanna be held back from doing stuff with other girls because i am going out with someone that i see only about once a week. wut do u guys think i should i do?

Well you're an idiot who doesnt really care. Enjoy the cheating! Hope you get a good one so when the one your with dumps you, you still have that fallback girl! Cheers!

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okay...well i know this might sound stubid but i have no idea what to do. okay soo i was on aol instent messager and this thing kept popping up someone is on ur sn dadada and it was my other sn... so i went on my other sn and my sn was there and my cousins. and i was trying to get it away and my cousin was IM me to get off her sn soo isighned off and sighned back on and it went away....so??? i have no idea what that was about so i donno if she was on my sn...well anyway she called me and said why was i on hey sn and i was like i was not on it lalalal and now when she tries to get on her sn the password is vaild it was not on caps or anything what do i do i did not do anything!?!?!

You totally jacked it up. Good job. Heres what you should do.

Hogtie yourself to your cieling fan and turn it on high.


Or super glue your feet to the ground.

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ok well me and this guy went out for bout a month and i i just felt like i needed to break up with him so i did and that was two days ago. well ever since i broke up with him he has to know everythin bout me... who i'm talkin to... what i'm talkin to people bout and it is gettin on my last nevers. like i was talkin to one of my friends (that is a guy) and my ex was standdin beside me trytin to see what i was tellin my friend that i was talkin to. and every time i talk to one of my friends that's a guy he like butts in and is all like what is she tellin you (he says that to the people i'm talkin to) but they don't ever tell him and luckily i have alot of guy friends so they all stick up for me but he is startin to get on my last nerve and i really don't know what to do... so someone PLEASE halp me!!

Super glue his face to the ground. Then have sex with him, WHILE his face is still glued to the ground.

Then, you raped a dude and he'll be the buttend of jokes for the rest of his life.

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im selling this really nice toy machine deck (dark star wheels, ruckus trucks + some weird bearing i have never seen before called rocke) and i am not sure how much i should ask for it. what do u guys think would be reasonable?

ps. its in good condition.

You should ask someone to break it over your head.

WAL*MART BRANDS ALL THE WAY!

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Theres this guy that i like. I see him usually twice a week. Well the think is his mom, she looked find last week but then when i saw her today she looked kinda pale and yellow. Maybe even a little tierd. I dont think shes worn out or anything but i have a feeling she might be sick... does anyone know any sicknesses that have the symtoms of pale/yellow skin?
thank you for those who help :)
i rate

Liver cancer. The yellow could be from the poison thats already reached her blood. Im not messing around on this like i usually do. She may want to get checked out.

She probably doesnt have long to live either.

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how do you know if a girl is lying to you like when you ask them out and they say something. How do you know if they are telling the truth or lying to make you feel better??

They wont make direct eye contact.

If they look to the left. Its an excuse

If they look to the right. They dont like you at all and you should leave them alone immediatly.

If they turn their head left, they're going out with someone.

If they turn their heads right, they're going out wiht a black guy.

If they turn their heads left and look around, they're trying to fidn a friend to break the ice you just created

If they turn their heads right and look around, they're making up an excuse not to go out with you.

If they look you in the face, you have chances of being a friend, but probably not.

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16/f/California. I hang out a lot with my 15 year old female cousin. Me and her always have a good time. Its not like I want to stop hanging out with her. She's part of the "punk" crowd (but she's only in it because its the trend, and I KNOW thats why, because I know her well, and I know thats not the "real her"...but thats beside the point). And I'll admit, I do say "like" and "oh my gosh" a lot. Everytime we're at the mall or somewhere and we walk past girls that say something like "LIKE...OH MY GOD" she ALWAYS has to say something like "wow...did you just hear those girls? I can't stand those types of girls". And she'll say it loud enough to where they can hear. And I always act like I can't hear her, or I just start to say something else, because 1.) I don't judge people because of the way they talk and 2.) That seriously doesn't even bother me. But if she sees a punk guy or girl walking, she'll stare, admire, walk a little slower to where they can see her, and she'll try to tease her hair more (she has big hair) so she'll look a little more like them. But just because she's dressed like them and they're dressed like her doesn't mean shit. Theres more to that and she judges people SO quickly. And tonight we were at dinner with my aunt and she was explaining how she can't stand girls that talk like that and I quickly jumped in and said this:

Me-"you know what I've noticed about you? You judge people so quickly"

Her-"no I don't"

Me-"yes you do, everytime we walk past girls that say something like that, youALWAYS have to make a comment, and its stupid, you don't even know them"

Her-"I'm just saying I don't like girls like that, I'll talk to them and say hi and stuff, but I can't hang out with them"

Me-"Well, why do you have to say it all the time, you don't have to like them, just don't think like that so fast.... you know why I think you do it? I think you do it just to bring them down and push yourself up and thats stupid."

Her-"[[[[same thing as above.]]]"

What should I tell her? Because after, I just ignored what she said after that. But I'm really not done with this conversation. I hate when people make quick judgements like that, especially when you say it loud enough so that person can hear. That only makes enemies. And whats the point of talking about them anyways? Its not going to make anything change nor is it going to make them go away. What should i tell her. I don't want to just stop hanging out with her, because aside from that we have no problems. I just want her to be a little more opened minded...not just about people, but about everything and also to start thinking for herself. What should I do?

I must say, you're one of the smartest people on this site as far as the whole 'poser/label' thing goes. Im constantly complaining about those mindless drones overpaying for clothes that are crap, but worth more because of the name BAM on them.

You should not be her friend. As i cant stand those people and i rule you.

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OK yeah well im 15 and a female, yesterday my b/f n i got caught by his mom...we weren't really having sex yet but our pants were off..and we were jsut kinda messing around..and then his mom walks in and then she jsut walked in to his room and called him then like 10 seconds later his little sister(13) comes in to the room n tells me i have to leave the whole way home i cried i was so nervos/scared now i really think they hate me (his mom n sister) and his sister n i were freinds b4 yesterday and yeah i know i should applogize but i really don't know what to say...any advice at all would be helpfull...please

Its what you get for almost losing your virginity.


Hahaha. Now all we can do is point and laugh.

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I have this gigantic crush on this guy named bob, and i think he likes me too. But, theres also this other gut named billy who i also like.Now, i know for sure that billy likes me, he's even said so!I mean both guys are smart, funny, cute and nice, so who should i pick?

You're freakin retarded.

We dont know what either of these dick heads look like.

What you like in them besides the cliche smart, cute,funny bullshit

How the hell should we tell you who to pick? Do you want people on this site to pamper you through your realationship once we finally tell you the choice?

Fuck you, dumbass.

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Does anyone know some of the symptoms of anemia, and how you can tell for sure if you've got it? Because one of my friends said that she thought I might, and I was wondering if I could find out more. Thanks in advance!

Your friends an asshole thats her problem.

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Ok I hav wavy, thick, brown hair that is past my shoulders right above my boobs. any ideas for my hair??

Take off your shirt. Let the hair cover your 'boobs'. It'd look totally freaking sweet!

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(13/f) I live in Rhode Island and want to become an actress. Does anyone know of anywhere where I could go to get started? Please dont say my school because I need something for the summer! I'll rate 1's for people who say do something at my school and for "i dont know" and any other stupid remarks. I'll give 5's for anyone with a real answer and put effort into it.

*Stadium Threater is putting on one but you have to be 16+

Stadium Theatre.
I dont know
(insert stupid remark here)
Your school probably offers courses

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this is a really long story. to start out, were all 14, in 8th grade and catholic. well there its this couple (Anne&Bob). theres a girl(cat) whose a friend of ours...ive never really been able to stand her but i do to be nice. well Bob and i think thats Cat is hitting on Anne in a lesbian kind of way. shes always hugging on Anne (well on a lot of girls but now mostly her) and sitting on her lap and playing with her hair.shes kissed her on the cheek before but she never kissed her bf.. she dumped him last b/f for no appereant reason, shes constantly telling Anne that she loves her (anne thinks its just "sisterly" love) but basically, Bob and i have decided that she is bi but isnt going to come out anytime soon b/c her family is full of strict catholics...how should we/i approach Anne about this? Anne and Bobs relatioship is changing b/c anne feels like she needs space after being crowded by Cat all day long. they are good friends and Anne is one of those very emotional type people that is very concerned about being fair and looking at peoples feelings....i just dont want her to get into a situation like that and i doubt her bf would want her to either. btw, anne would never be gay...ive known her about twice as long as Cat. if you have any experience with this please help!

Or maybe you're just over reacting like all the Bible Bangers do.

She's also totally bi! You caught her! She wants to strap on a dildo and do your friend in the ass. That simple.

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my doyfriend aways as started to leave me at his hose while he goes out wit his boys every weekend.He tells me he is only going to the store and he'll be back in 10.When is friends come around he waya treat me like im not nothin to him.He talks to me like im some kind of an animal or something.My mom tells me i should leave him and come back home.I really don't know what to do because i love him.What shold i do?

Ditch him cuz Tina, if you dont. Hes gunna rape you! Cuz your his bitch. And his animal. Not just some kind of animal. You're Johns animal Tina!

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ok, i have this friend, actually she is my girl friend, her name is kelly, and kelly is really good friends with amy. but amy is one of those people that her mom babies the HELL out of. and my mom keeps tellin me to try to stay away from those types of people cause in highschool and colage they are the ones who end up doing drugs-sex-alchohal (sp) ect... and i really want to keep kelly away from all that. But like i said, they are really good friends. i feel really bad for trying to break up their freindship, but i am affraid if kelly is exposed to all that, then she will too...im just really worried about her. should i go through with my plan to break them up (both friend wise and im posotive amy is atleast bi-if not completly a lesbien) or should i just try to ignore it and nothing will prolly happen. please help!

Ignore it. Your mom is lying to you. Your mom is totally the devil homie! Dont listen to her.

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Well me and boyfriend have been goin out for 5 1/2 months. He comes over sometimes and when he does we always go out on the back patio, by ourselves, before his parents comes and gets him (we're both 13). And of course we always make-out... but sometimes it seems that someone is watching us. Like my parents are peeking through the window and i dont want my parents to sit there and watch me and my boyfriend make-out!!!!! I dont know for sure if theyve seen us or not but my mom said that from now on that we have to sit on the front porch and turn on the light. Kinda obvious, huh? Should i say something to my mom and/or dad or not? I just dont want to say anything to them if they havent seen us... :/

Then dont!

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Here's the deal, I like this guy at school, and we have one class together. I'm not even entirely sure that he likes me back, but I'm willing to pursue a relationship with him if it comes up. Thing is, he's a senior, I'm a freshman, and if we considered dating each other now, summer would come and end all too soon and he would be off to college. What should I do? Get to know the guy and possibly get hurt in the near future, or move on and possibly pass up a wonderful oppurtunity to get to know someone.. Please help, I'll rate!

Signed,
Dilemma

Depends.

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So my good friend got a job at this place where each summer performers come and perform their music and stuff, like a concert everyday. And I kind of want to work there too. But I kind of like this friend of mine. If I got a job there, would he be all like, it's just because he's working there and stuff? WE used to be really good friends, but now we haven't spoke much to each other. What should i do? I mean i could get a job somewhere else. thanks

Uh, who cares? Do waht you want.

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i straighten my hair all the time and it's just silky and straight. i have a band banquet to go to this friday and i need to know how i should do my hair. pictures would help! i'm asian with long layered hair down near my boobs. hope this helps. thanks in advance!

Take off your shirt. And let the hair cover your "boobs". It'll be frigg'n sweet.

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i'm 13/f and i'm thinking about getting contacts.

i'm a little freeked out about putting them in though. does anyone know any goos tips for putting in contact lenses?

~thanks

If anything gets under them, even a tiny spec of dirt, it could possibly drill a hole in your eye making you blind. Im very seriouse about this too. Be careful.

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