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Can anyone help me find information on Teen Pregnancy?

Yeah, how bout you google it instead of us do your homework for you?

Lazy woman.

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in health class, i have a project with the topic of "stressors of kids having kids" ..can anyone PLEASE help me find the right information for this? thanks so much in advance. i really appreciate it and i wouldn't ask for this help if i didn't really need it.

Its stress cuz that person knows they're retarded for having a kid and now they screwed up their lives.

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Im 16 years old and i just recently started dating a guy that i have known all my life since like the 6th grade and we are juniors now and never before have we looked at ecah other in the way of i like you but through some friends we started dating and we are happy. i mean i say that and we have only been together about a week. so as for right now we are happy. but hes really shy and i am really not shy. so when it comes to him kissing me and things like that he doesnt know what to do but i know he wants to because of the way he acts and our friends have told me this but hes just to shy to make the frist move hes just to shy. and he hasnt even held my hand or put his arm around me or anything and one of my other firends told me to spend more time together so we can be more comfortable around each other and we will hang out this weekend and we will just see what happends but if any one has any advice please tell me!!

heather
16 female
texas

Yeah. Stop repeating yourself, you're repeating yourself, so stop repeating yourself, you repeated yoruself a lot, so stop repeating yourself.

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i was growing my toe nail for prom, {you know so theyd be pretty} anyway, the other day one of them cracked down the middle, almost to the root {?} what can i do to make sure it grows back right and my toe nail doesnt become deformed?

No really. Just watch.

Probably try super glueing your feet to the cieling, it might work.

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what happens if you really like someone and u think they like you too but they wont admit it and all they ever wanna talk about is getting the good stuff and its not like i dont wanna give it to him its just that im afraid if i give it to him he wont wanna talk to me anymore what if thats the only reason he pretends to like me

What is people on this site used periods and the oh so useful comma to explain themselves?

You know? Grammar, the thing you're studying in school.

Maybe if i could understand this question i could answer it.

To bad, i probably had the perfect answer.

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Does any one have the awnsers to the following questions on Pope Benidict XVI

1.Why does he insist on the condom ban
2.Does he understand the consequenses
3.why does he dissmiss anyone who tries to find feminist meanings in the Bibil
4.Why doe he sacrifice health for tradition.
5.Should he be Impeached for doing this

Solemnstar

1. Because hes a stupid old man who wants everyone to be pregnant.--Hes a nazi remember, hes just bringing on the hitler tradition of screwing everything up!

2. Im sure he does, Hes a NAZI thats why this is happening, world domination!

3. He, like many ohter christians, hate to admit the hard facts.
Angels dont like humans, they really hate us, we're envied by god, they want his envy.

God is an asshole. He kills everyone, floods them, kills them for hitting a rock in anger, and tells someone to kill their son and then says hes just joking and to really not actually do it.

Why do you think many catholics only concentrate on Jesus so much? Because Jesus is someone nice, you can look up to him and make him an example. If we looked up to god and studied off him, we'd be killing each other over the stupidest of things.

The pope dismisses this because he has no explanation for it. Just like no one has explanations for A LOT of things in the bible. People will bring up a different point to try and prove it wrong, but do they actually answer the DIRECT QUESTION. NO! They go around it.

4. Because he is a NAZI

5. Yes, becuase hes a NAZI

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Okay...
I know this guy, and he flirts with everyone. We used to be pretty good friends until he became friends with this other guy who told my friend that I wasn't cool. However, lately, my friend has been talking to me more then he's been talking to his girlfriend. I can't tell if he likes my or not. He's always touching me, teasing me, and being so sarcastic (in a good way). Im a just a LItTlE BiT CoNfUsEd...PLEASE HELP ME! DO you think he likes me or not? I RATE HIGH!!
~*~Madison age 15/f

Touching you, teasing you, and being sarcastic(in a good way).

Naa, he totally hates you.

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Hey. Im 14 and im in 9th grade.

I have 3 best friends and everything was great, until I started hanging out with this one girl, i'll call her Ashley. Well, I felt really bad for Ashley because her best friends,which are my friends too, stopped liking her because she REALLY got on their nerves. I thought that was wrong for them to not like her, but now im starting to see why. She is VERY annoying and shes just mean to her friends and follows people all the time. I can't be her friend anymore because when I was, my 3 best friends thought I liked her better. I also can't be friends with her because she is a total GEEK! I know this is mean but I tried telling her I couldn't be her friend and she didn't really get the message. Instead she asked me to go to an amusment park with her 2 days later. I don't want to hurt her feelings but I just can't be friends with her! What should I do?

*--Emily--*

Hahhaa, not only is she a GEEK shes a retard! She cant understand the facts of being turned down.

But one question. Just cuz she's a geek doesnt mean you cant be her friend you asshole.

Quit judging people by their interests.

Unless by geek you mean loser. But, still befriend the losers too. Most are nice just too shy to talk.

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i know its embaressing but dont answer if you're gonna be mean. but whats a clitoris? like i know its down there on a girl but..like where and what does it look like? plz help--clueless

The fact the same question came up yesterday, and probably asked by the same question makes me want to point and laugh at the stupid kid--you--. Obviously you're young, you dont know what a clit is.

Let your balls drop, then ask again.


Now we point and laugh ^ AhAhahahahahahahahahh!

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I usually don't have much trouble with my love life but I honestly don't know what to do right now.

The beginning of this year, this guy in my Physics class, Mark, and I got really close. We were both falling for each other. Well, we kept getting mad at each other for stupid reason and we're both stubborn. So, stuff happened and we never dated.

About a month after we got over each other, he gets a girlfriend. This girl is one of my good friends. I was extremely happy for them because they make just about the cutest couple ever.

After they're one month, he and I started getting close again. We were still friend but we were starting to flirt and play around more (not sexually but like tickling each other and cute things like that). At first I thought it was harmless. It probably is harmless but he's starting to act like he did when we had a thing for each other. And well, I think my feeling for him might be coming back also.

I feel terrible because I am such good friends with his girlfriend and I'd never want to hurt her. I think she might have an idea about Mark and me because on Saturday, she tried to set me up with a friend of hers. We double dated but Mark and I were paying more attention to each other more than the other 2.

Any advice on what I should do?

Screw the dude you double dated. Take mark.

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what is agnostic?

1. Stop flooding my inbox.
2. Look it up, google is very helpful these days
3. Stop flooding my inbox.


Its when you believe in something, but you dont know what it is.

I believe there is some great force, but not sure. So i havent taken sides on a religion.

Okay? Good.

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The way you answer people's questions is dirty, discusting and vulgar.now, why in the world do you answer questions like you do?please reply asap.

Dirty? I think not.
Disgusting? Okay, at times
Vulgar? At times.

Why? Let me ask you why people have to ask stupid questions. Only lately have i been acting up and not actually 'answering' their questions. If you check a couple pages back you'll see, while my attitude hasnt changed, the way i answer questions has. Ill answer, but be blunt about it.

I'll give the info they dont want to hear, only to ---while this may not seem to be the truth and only piss them off---- but to help them out.

The jargon others write on this site is terrible. Always helping the person out, never saying 'Holy crap, you're stupid, why do that in the first place? The decisions you have made are now going to be costly and possibly ruin your life!'

They say 'oh its okay, you'll be fine and get over it, you'll just have some troubles.'

Who's advice do you think is better? Of course, while theres being nicer, whos is actually MORE correct than the others?


Exactly. Thank you for handling this without saying 'OOH fUCK U u DUM jAKASS uR SO faggisAH!

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hey. i was jw why you would put that in the question about suicide numbers...little things like that can push someone over the edge.... i was jw. not trying to be mean or anything
=-) briana

You're not being mean at all. Compared to the loads of hatemail i get a day. Today alone i got 5 inbox's, you're pretty nice. I'll thank you for that, as you handled it more maturely than the tohers on this site would, probably because the ohters on this site are under 13 though.

I dont recall the question you're asking me about. Send me anohter inbox with the reply i gave, and i will surely answer your question.

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Does anyone have any idea on how to do REALLy good makeup tips

Smoosh some dandelions together and smear it on your face.

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okay well i recently became muslim. i speak english and sometimes it's hard to remember the arabic sayings of the prayer. is there anywhere i can learn on the web about the pronunciations? thanks in advance if you are being serious

Hmm, ask your fellow towel head friends, im sure they know.

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I am a 15/female and am redoing my bedroom (besides my furniture.) The furniture I currently have is like a beige color. My carpet is also beige and my walls are bare and white. My room is fairly large. Right now the design is like roses, but not cute ones, like old lady roses. I want to make the room more teenagerish, less my parents designing it when I was in second grade. Please, any ideas for my room or if you are a teenage girl, could you tell me what your room is like. All advice would be enjoyed! Thank you!!

Have a goat live in your room.

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k so last year i was really obsessed with pink and i re-decorated my room so that it is all pink and like green (way more pink though) i really like the colors orange and yellow but my parents said that I can't paint my walls another color for at least 3 years! also i probably shouldn't get a different bed spread because for 3 years in a row i have gotten a new bed spread so i think it might be getting a little ridiculous! if you have any ideas of places to get good decorating stuff that is orange or yellow please tell me (and please be specific cause i rate really well!) thank you so much

Cheap and effective.

Slaughter your pets, use their blood to paint your walls.

Pee in a cup and now you ahve yellow!

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Ok well im going to paint my room a light green and im wondering if i should get a different shade of green for my bedspread and stuff or should i get a light orange one? please help me out! Thanx!! :o)

Slaughter a goat and wipe its blood against your walls. Just throw it on their, thats considered art.

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Does anybody have any cool, inexpensive ideas that i could do to my room? My comforter now is purple green and blue..im not getting a new comforter. Thanks

Super glue your bed to the cieling. Then super glue your face to the bed, along with your feet. Then go to sleep on your Cieling Bed.

AKA TCB---The Cieling Bed.

Its my invention, dont go stealing it now.

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were can you find really cute bedsets for a teenage girl? ((bedsets as in comforters?)) please help!

Kill a goat
Skin it
Use its hide to make your pillow,blanket, etc.

About 20 goats will be needed. But, keep in mind when you're mindlessly slaughtering them, its going to a good cause.

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