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Anywayzzz -- Hey loveys. My name's Martha and I'm here to help you on pretty much anything. Ask and I'll do my very best to answer. I love giving advice and a lot of people say I am a beastly advice giver...so, ask away!

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Yeah Well my friends fucking back stabbed me and told the girl i like how he felt
Now she likes him.
And he went to her house with out inviting me
And if it wasnt for me he wouldnt know where
Got This sucks

awwwwwwww...that does suck. well, if your 'friend' did that to you, then obviously they're not a good friend to begin with. just don't talk to him (your friend) and try to befriend the girl. i bet that if you did, the girl would tell you everything and trust you. then you could possibly get some dirt on your friend (if revenge is what you would like ;) )
try not to worry about it and if you need to just talk and rant, my sn is on my column
good luck (again) and hope i helped.

how do u know if someone added you to there favorite columist list??

go on the left hand column where it says "welcome _______" (your username) and then under it ... it will say favorite columnists ... click it and then you will see people you have as a favorite columnist ... and then people who have you as one.

hey well i really like this girl but i think that she likes my friends and now i am just confused... your a girl...how do i win a girl over?
But im also not the COOlest kid on the block that my be a prablam?
Well i really need help!!

hmm thats a toughie. well, i always fall for my guy friends. once you get close to a girl, and let her get to know the REAL you and vice versa, she will probably like you. talk to her more and just be yourself. you don't want to act like something you're not and then have her like that 'person' (you know what i mean?)
and who cares if you're not the coolest kid on the block (lol) you seem nice and goofy (goofi-ness is good). just have confidence and go for it!
hope i helped. and if you need anymore advice in addition to this, just ask again!

Alright.. so there is this guy that I have been really good friends with. And I didn't look at him in any way that I thought that we could be more than friends, I mean I didn't even know him that well. But he asked me to banquet. I mean, I'm not the kind of person that get's asked to ANYTHING by a guy.. so naturally I would say "yea" because I figure why pass up the chance. So now I guess he thinks I really like him, and he sorta has reason because I went with him.. but I haven't given him ANY other sign that I like him.. and it's driving me insane. He's always iming me, and if I have an away message up sometimes he'll call me. I had an angry away message up and called to make sure I hadn't comit suicide.. And that's sounds great right? well our conversations if I don't ignore him consist of "your mom's", "hey there's somthing shiney over there", and the all time favorite "hey.. your black play do looks like cat poop." >_< he's driving me INSANE.. and I don't want to be mean and tell him to leave me the hell alone but I'm gonna pop if he won't go away or at least chill out.. help?!? D:

woah. i wouldn't be worried about being mean about it. you have to let him know that its really annoying (because he could be doing to other girls and they won't say anything either). definitely say something to him and then maybe he will act normal and you would actually start to like him for him! lol
p.s. he most likely likes you since he always IMs you, and calls you when your away is on.
hope i helped and good luck with that nutjob...lol jk.

Hi, I know this might be a stupid question....
My boyfriend and I have fooled around naked, although not had sex. My period is now late, could I be pregnant?

no...you're fine...don't worry.

I used to cut but I've stopped since January. Now I've been thinking about a lot again, and itching a lot. Last night I actually did cut. In a way I want to cut, but then I don't want to get into all of it again, it's crazy. What do I do? And don't be an idiot, please take this seriously.

i feel you. cutting doesn't solve anything. it might seem like it does, but really, it just fucks things up more and more. remember about all your friends and family who care about you and you won't do it. its not worth it.
hope i helped

Im just wondering, this is a quick question. I slept over my new friends house. Shes extremely pretty, rich, but shes diabetic and she smells like fish. Badly. I know she sprays perfume down there, she's told me. But she cannot find a way to get rid of the smell. What should I tell her as advice?

don't spray perfume down there for one (fish smell and perfume don't mix...probably makes it worse). the fish smell is probably because of wetness/moisture. try to keep that area dry and always wash in the shower...
hope i helped.

Ok heres the deal, Yesterday I got really drunk and I didn't know what I was doing and I got on a bus and I saw some people I knew, Well there was this one boy that my friend knew and she told me about..and I sorta told him that I thought he was cute..and He was like who are you and I was like uh *my name* and I was like yeah well i know ur name and he was like how the hell do you know my name and now he prolly thinks im a big stalker! What if he says something on monday about it! ill be so embarrassed I just don't wanna go to school its gonna be horrible! so my question is how can I avoid the terrifying situation? or how can I face him ugghh

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HELP

if he comes up and says something to you...use your excuse: you were bombed. and once he explains the situation...just tell him the truth: your friend told you about him and thats how you knew about him.
be honest and he'll understand and probably think its funny.
hope i helped.

ok theres this kid that i went with and dumped being dumb [but for a pretty good reason] but anyways ive never stoped liking him .. he has a girlfriend and i have a boyfriend. this may sound stupid but idk. i always like help him out with this girl [his g/f] like give him advice sorta and we always talk about everything .. he is always lookkin out for me like my older brother and i just dont know what to do .. i mean i like my b/f and all but ive liked this kid for like ever ! should i talk to this guy or what ?

i say don't talk to him. he has a girlfriend and you have a boyfriend...you wouldn't want to start talking to him and then screw things up with your current bf. and you also wouldn't want his girlfriend to think that you're after him and then she would like have problems with you.
if hes like still your friend and like an older brother (protecting, loving, caring) then thats still awesome. don't things up when they're going good.

i got this weird virus on my computer through AIM..i did a virusscan on my comp. and it said there was nothing there but it still kept acting funny. so i restored my computer to an earlier date, will this get rid of it???? thanks, i rate 5's!!

yeah thats what happened to me and my dad had to wipe the hard drive and then we had to start from scratch, like when we first got our comp. it will work.

ok this is really worryin me my g/f is in middlsboro with her mom 4 the summer there is alot of boys that like her up there. i mean yea i trust her and all but i rlly dont kno what 2 think about all those boys can any1 help me????

just talk to her about it and tell her that you don't wanna sound like controlling or w/e...but you just don't want boys drooling over her to mess up your relationship.
she'll understand cuz if you were going away for the summer with girls that like you around you, she would be worried too.

okay .. theres this guy i really like but we broke up in the begining of the year beacuase he started liken this girl .. but i've had alot of b/f sence but none are the same and not 1 changed my feelings for this one guy .. im really not sure but it sorta seems that he still likes me a little bit but everytime i atempt to tell him how i feel .. i just cant .. what should i do ?

i say just try to open up to him and tell him how you feel. hopefully, he won't be an ass about it and be all 'umm, okay, and i care?" (you know what i mean) hopefully, he'll feel the same or (if he doesn't) make you understand and help youi move on and be happy.
just be open with your feelings. because you probably 'can't' everytime you try to tell him, because you are afraid of what he'll think. but think of it this way, if he was in your position, and actually did say something to YOU about it, how would you feel? you would probably feel happy and like 'OMFG YESS' since someone's telling you that they can't stop thinking about you...you know what i mean?
hope i helped.

ok, i was always wondering, you know how guys get boners when they are horny, do girls show any signs when they are horny?

well...thats why guys are pigs. lol, just kidding...but seriously, thats why guys are more in tune with their sexual desires...since their penis is just hangin' there and waiting to 'point the way'. but for girls, they usually don't show signs of when they're turned on. MOST (the majority) of girls don't and can't have an orgasm by just talking or looking at something. it usually happens when the clitoris is stimulated/vagina is penetrated...either from masterbation or sex.
when girls are horny...you can't tell unless they're like "omg...sooo horny right now"...girls DO get 'wet' (when they basically cum in their undies) but you can't even tell then unless you're actually ... checking.
hope i helped.

I really like this one guy he flirts a whole bunch with other girls but he respects me more then the other girls as far as i know. do u all think its better to be respected of flirted with?

if a guy's respectful, it probably means that he cares about you and doesn't want to get involved (relationship, like bf n gf) because he doesn't want you to get hurt. thats how i look at it. flirting is something to do with girls who he drools over. talking respectfully and 'deeply' with girls means that he knows he can trust you and...well respects you as a person/female.
hope i helped :P

hey well i got my period in the middle of march (it was my first one) and i still haven't got another one! is there anythin wrong with me? i know it usually takes a while, but does it take this long? plz help

it takes a while for your body to get used to 'the cycle'. it usually takes anywhere from 6 months to a year to have a regular cycle (every month). its not like woah that never happens...its quite normal.
hope i helped.

Everyone is saying that my boyfriend is bi! Even my bestest friends! It's really annoying! I don't think he is but everyone else does! I know I should just go with what I think and ignore all of them, but it's really hard for me to do. He is soo cool and nice and hott! And I don't want everyone thinking that, cause it might ruin my rep. too!! Help me please!!

talk to him privately and say something like, "ok ______, people are still saying that you're bi and stuff, and its really annoying because, duh, you're going out w/ a girl (yourself)...so it doesn't make any sense. but like, i just want to know HONESTLY if you are or not...like, was there something that you said or did to make people think that? you know you can talk to me about anything..."
and don't be too aggressive about it...be understanding and accepting.
hope i helped.

ok so my bestfriend (whos a guy) who lives 2 doors down and me have been best friends forever..well we always mess around and like wrestle and play fight. ive knwon him since i was 5. well anyways im talking to him on aol right now and hes like "last time you were at my house i almost when down to kiss you but i didnt know if you would like it so i didnt" wtf. i do not like him like that @ all. hes really cute and alot of girls like him..but i cant hlep it...i just dont see him that way..
help..i feel way weird now..

just talk to him about it. but you have to be nice, cuz if you aren't, a fight could start and you wouldn't want to ruin a friendship (a good one). if you don't think that you can talk to him about it, then try to ignore it. you probably see him as a brother type (not like a best friend who you secretly like). hope all goes well.

im 13

then the average size is about 4 to 5 1/2 inches.
hope i helped.
p.s. remember, size is uncontrollable. and plus, if your under that size, then you'll probably just go through puberty later than other guys. no need to worry. and also, size has NOTHING to do with performance...its just for bragging rights ;)

what would you consider a average penis size?

i seriously think this is about the 6th time i've answered a question like this.
size all depends on age. if you really want to know, write back with your age and then i'll tell you the average size for your age.

ok so i like this kid, and i dont know if he likes me. We were together earlier this year and i dunno what happened, but todayi think he was gonna ask me out .. im not sure but he wrote something on a peice of paper and then carried it with him all day but well how do i find out with out like directly asking and stuff

i would ask around. ask his friends (who would know) or get your girl friends to ask him and find out.
if you want to do it directly, just be like 'yeaaaaaaa, one of my friends was like 'omg ______ soo likes you' so u was just wondering...lol' something easy and quick like that. if he doesn't say yes, then he either doesn't like you or he is just shy and thinks you will like turn him down or something.
hope i helped.

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