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does having an xanga cost money, or is it just if you go platunum???

Just Platinum.

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Hey guys, do you know of any good DS games??? Im debating on wether or not i should get Metroid Prime Hunters, or Super Mario 64.
Any other good games would be great. Thanks

Forget Super Mario.

Get Metroid, and Mario Kart.

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Is it true that lifting weights stunts your growth?

Yes.

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O.k Well my best friend is a total whore... i mean like shes the type like if you have a dick .. shell suck it like after an hour of knowing you.. i confronted her about it like.. why have you changed so much (because she was never like this)The Other night i said some
things to her i maybe shouldnt have said..

but i meant them she told me i was never on her side, and i never helped her through anything meanwhile when she broke uph with her boyfriend i was there, through everything and when other people called her a whore i was there through it allll!!!

Well I Told Her i hoped she got pregnant and, shes a f****** whore, and a slut, and guys only want you for a#$ soo yea, i was pretty mean she was probably crying...

But today i was thinking am i just jealous of her. I mean shes a whore and she gets all the guys she wants, i always thought that if you havent done a lot of stuff with guys they'd want you more, am i wrong... AM I JEALOUS?

I think so.

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How Do You Like Makeout With Some One I Never Have Before So I'm Like Scared I'll Do IT Wrong.... Ummm soo whoever knows give me some feedback please i rate high, and dont give me the b.s like oo practice on your hand lol ok thanks

OOOH! Practice on your hand! LOLOLZ!

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Everyone in my school thinks im a slut. I have made bad decisions in the past, and now im a totally diffrent person. No one will give me the chance though to be my friend. EVERYONE HATES ME!!!! How can i loose this reputaion fast and gain friends back?

You can't. Everyone expects you to suck their dick. Bad reps usually take a while to disappear.

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ok so do you play sports and if so do you ever get angry enough to throw the ball down and yell SHIT in front of everybody?

Do I play sports currently? No? Did I get get pissed off to the point I wanted to break my hockey stick over my coaches face and yell "FUCK YOU" at his bloody face?




Why yes...yes I did.

I yelled obscenities at certain players a few times, however, my helmet and mouth piece distorted my language.

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Ok.

So, tonight I was going out to eat with some friends. While getting in the car, one of them managed to slam the door on my right thumb. Hard. Impacted on the nail and sides of my thumb.

Now, I have a purple finger about 1.5 times its normal size, blood somewhat congealing under the nail, and at the cuticle on top of my thumb it hasnt stopped bleeding (it bleeds VERY slowly, about a drop every 20 min) in the last 6 hours. Its also quite stiff. Sorry for the vivid description.

Im not much for first aid, so any ideas on how I can get the swelling down and the thumb back to normal by sunday? Im going visit my girl, and I forsee this damn thumb betting in the way. (Dont ask)

Ive done ice and bandage wrapping, but anyone have any other ideas?

Now, on sunday at about 5 am Im going to be arriving in town, so it has to be quick and effective remedies. 5s to anyone who gives an idea that improves the situation.

No. There aren't any quick and affective remedies for you. Just wait.

And while you're waiting, go beat the hell out of the guy that did that to you.

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is there any ways i can get motivated to write? i don't know.. my boyfriend told me..that my writing would get graded an F. umm yea. that really hurt..and now it's bothering me. i know my grammer sucks...but that really messed me up..now my authors block is lasting longer than usual.

Ha! An F!

Yep, it is time for you to learn to write.

Lesson number 1.

Grammer is acutally GrammAr.

Get it right, or else you'll look like a complete moron.

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:/ I just cant get it right.:/ I called the acting audtion person today but she said it was too full.:/ O well... I wasn't ready. Can somebody give me acting advice? I really want to become an actor.:)



~Aaron Leung

For everyone you out there, there are 1000 people better than you.

It is to be in the right place at the right time.

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Hey! I need some fund raising ideas. I need to raise 300 dollars for dance team costume. What would be some good ideas. Remember its cold so no car washes xoxo

Okay, no car washes? Get a job.

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i am so confused with this Boy his name is alex and well...i think he likes me but i am not certain of that.he is kinda cute though. here are some reasons why i think he likes me
1. i am the first one he asks when he needs a calculator
2. in spanish our seats are in rows and we get to choose our seats and he sits in the seat Closest to me.
3.We chat sometimes
4. I catch him staring at me for a few seconds
5. My Name is Jen and and instead He Calls Me 'Jenna'
6. Oh ya and One time we were reading scenes from a book like i was the narrator and he was the dad in the book etc and we sat in rolley chairs, we were in front of the classroom sitting and reading and he didnt want to sit next to this other girl so he rolled his chair next to me.
**there are more but i cannot remember**

well i am confused if he does or doesnt like what should i do i am Clueless...seriously.
i mean he is actually 'NICE' to me out of all the other boys.

I think you're overlooking things.

He's probably just your friend.

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Okay, I went out with this guy right, and we broke up and everything and then we went out again and then we broke up again but i still really like him and now he has a g/f and we used to talk all the time and now that he has a g/f we don't talk ne more and i really miss it and everything and i don't know what to do should i just forget about him and move on or should i try talking to him again?

HELP

No. Why? Unfortunately you lack logic here, so I'll spell it all out for you.


You two aren't meant for each other. If you break up twice, what will happen next? You break up again. Simple. It is over, find someone else.

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Ok so there is this girl at school and i have taken all the advice about what you should do if you like a girl. Our relationship hasnt changed at all. can someone help me?

Stop listening to advice.

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Ok, I like guy, guy likes me. I found out he liked me today from a friend of us both. He told her this exactly (at least from what I know) "I like (my name), but I am going to wait a while so I can make sure she is right." Omg, I like him so much, haha, anyways I was wondering when this would be...?

How about this, ask him out? It isn't that hard, and gets your problem done fast!

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I LOVE giving advice and I know you have to crawl before you can walk but I was wondering if anyone knows how I can get picked up by either a few magazines, newspapers or radio shows in order to do advice. I have a Masters in Clinical Psychology and have vast experieince in counseling and giving advice. I also have a book in the works and is being critiqued as we speak. I had a manager and we were putting together a demo wth a known radio d.j. but he got "other" ideas and wanted me to show him how much I really wanted to do the radio show and long story short, we parted weays. I have pictures (I am a former model) and I would LOVE to post them here on my site but they are too large to upload. ANY leads would be helpful.

Thanks!
TRUE ADVICE DIVA.

To be fully honest with you, this 'advice' dream will go nowhere fast.

Why? No one wants a public advice giver on radio shows, unless it is about sex, however you have Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew on Loveline to cover that.

I would say find interest in another area and expand on it.

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I'm never happy. Right now I feel like going psycho on my parents and just cussing them out! Im so freakin angry right now. I CANT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT THEM ASKING ME 5465718 BILLION QUESTIONS. I'm 16 years old and they treat me like Im 10. Why are all my friends aloud to do something after school and Im not? " BECAUSE YOU DONT DO **** around the HOUSE Ashley! You have no responsibility. You're just this selfish little girl who doesn't respect anything. " Ok. So I come home from school today. Clean the pantry out. Clean the kitchen. Clean my room. Know what they say? Wow this spot on the floor here has been there forever. I FEEL GUILTY ASKING TO GO TO A CHURCH WITH ONE OF MY FRIENDS. Once I get my own job, THAT IS if Im aloud to PICK WHERE I'D LIKE TO WORK, I'm going to be making my OWN money so I won't have to use any of HIS. Omg, someone, I'm going insane. I can't take it here. I want out. My mom is flippin bipolar. She's always giving me some kind of dirty look and has some reason to be mean. All they do is make me feel ugly inside. I just want to be left alone.....yet I want someone so bad

Get a job.

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I currently have Limewire, and I need three of the songs I downloaded to get on a cd. I have a blank cd and everything...but can someone tell me step by step how to get it on there? Someone thats experienced in Limewire? I'll rate 5's!

Pirating is illegal.

You should find it out for yourself as anyone giving you help is doing an illegal act.

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13-f ok i was having sex and my dad walked in.. what do i do i havnt seen him since and i wa but naked head to toe and so was he no blankets and .. idn please help !! i rate HIGH

Silly girl, you do that stuff in a car.

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Does any1 know a realy simple way to create a website?

www.freewebs.com

Most simple way right there.

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