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Some people describe me as a bitch. My gosh boo hoo. I think I give great advice unless you ask me stupid questions like.....can you marry a banana, wtf is that? haha it makes me think you are on some wacked out drugs I wanna try. Anyway to get down to the point I'm just here to help people, I pretty much know anything there is to known, I actually pay attention in school.

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is it better to wear tampons during your period if your a cheerleader or pads??? plz help!

TAMPONS!! WHOA! GO TAMPONS!

pads may like leek..

remember change your tampon every 8 hrs..!!!

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i hate my body .. like.. im 5'0'' nd i wiegh like.. 140.. but im muscular nd all .. but like.. i could lose wieght.. nd i needa find ways to lose weight.. what kinda excersises work.. FAST.. and like.. to top it off i have like the slowest motablisim lol.. so that sucks.. but im in alot of sports.. but it seems like them never lose any thing

grr so i just need a lil help here lol.. thanks!

you should go on a diet.. and do more cardo work out than muscle.. cut down on meats..
DRINK LOTS OF MILK! like 3 glasses a day.. and if u dont like milk may i suggest replacing a daily meal with a apple,yogurt and a glass of water...
which is like low in carbs and cals.. dont eat so much fast food ( if u do ) breads are good 4 energy but not for a diet plain..

run a mile .. or if u r lazy like me jog it either way u will get done..

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im really confused.im a catholic and bieleve in everything it teaches.iv been baptised and confermed too.but i also beilieve in abortion.i think women should have the right to choose if they want.is this a sin? does this mean im goin to hell? pleaz answer.

hun... u r not going 2 hell... if u believe in jesus.. and dont break any of the 8th comandments u wont go 2 hell.. also if u think it is wrong pray 2 god 4 forgiveness...

Jesus will not just send u 2 hell just like that 4 what u believe in... trust in god.. and jesus and u will go 2 heaven

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My boyfriend and i had sex the first time last week. Now we are doing it w/out the condom. He says that he has his cum under control and he knows when it is comming out. So he said that when it comes out or feels like it he will get out of me and wipe it off. He said w/out cum you can not get pregnate b/c with cum it has the sperms. Now is this true or is he lying to get me pregnate. Please help Me!!!!!!! :*(

WEAR A CONDOM!!!!!!!!! dude... there is still a chance u can get pregnet..!!! and plus u can get like dieases and crap without a condom like genatol warts! they can mess up your whole life!!

Tell your boyfriend u dont care if he can feel himself " cumming " tell him 2 wear a glove or he aint getting no love...

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What are all the flavors of condoms? Do they really taste good? What kind taste best?

CHERRY!!!

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i had sex with a guy a few times and now im looser down there. is there any way to get things back to how it used to be before i did anything with him ?

ya.. dont listen 2 them of course u can tighting it up... go 2 a gym and do like excirsizes that work out your belly and lower.. also yogo and tae*bo plus what the other ppl said only works sometimes and 4 certain ppl

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how do you get rid of body odors done therE?

if u have body odors.. down there.. u probley like have a bacteria infection or something... the best thing 2 do is go 2 a doctor... but if u dont .. like take a few showers a day and wash yourself and buy a doshe( if u r a girl ) and if it dont go away after a few weeks.. go c a doctor...ASAP

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my friends are super skinny and i feel left out cause all the guys are like in love with them and they dont pay atteintion to me at all :( do you think i need to lose weight or just ignore them like ive been doing forever im 5'4" 135 lbs :(
and im 14 yrs old please help any advice is good advice

YOUR NOT FAT AT ALL!!!!!!!! but if u really wanna loose weight.. ( it helped me ) it takes time... u can loose like alot of weight at once..


excirsize 4-6 days a week for about... 4 hrs.. ( including a little swimming ) do cardo and muscle work outs...

instead of regular meals replace them like with yogut or something... ( milk helps burn away the fat ) and stay away from soft drinks... in fact stay away from anything that aint water... TAW*BO IS LIKE AWSOME! it will help u loose the lbs !! and tightly your muscles.. but dont 4 get u need 2 jog like 1 mile a day!

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Hey! I'm 15 year old female and I will be a freshman this year. Does anyone have some simple things that I could do to my hair but would look great?? I wanna really stand out this year! Thanks so much

you could have my hair style! veritacl front! were its really short in back and is like longer in front its super cute excpesially when u die the tips a cute color like... blue or black or something!!.. or u can get your hair layerd or highlighted..

or maybe... u can get a perm! than u can be like a poodle! haha!

or u can go threw magizines and c what hair styles u like tear them out and show them 2 your stylest

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does anyone know how to get bad scratches out of playstaytion 2 games thanks

you can take it 2 a place called " last stop cd stop" or like any cd place will take out the scracths 4 a charge.. but if u r cheap.. take a condom..and try rubbing on the scratchs.. works 4 me

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Anyone know how to get your face any thinner? Kind of a dumb question but are there any excercises to thin out the face? Thanks!

Just eat better and excirsize(sp)
doing cardo work outs.. such as running jogging biking anything 2 pump up the heart.. will slimming the face some

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Hello, over the summer a few of my freckles got REALLY dark on my face, and I don't like the way it looks. I heard that lemon juice works... is it true? How much would I put on? And how often?

no lemon juice does not work...

the reason u got freckles was because u were in the sun... give it time and they will go away..
or try putting on some foundation
or stay outta the sun for awhile

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