Location: Imaginary Places Member Since: April 18, 2006 Answers: 328 Last Update: November 9, 2009 Visitors: 20200
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i was watching the movie 2fast 2furious last night and some guy said when are you going to pop my clutch (he was talking to a girl, not about a car) what dose that mean? (link)
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Means he wanted to bone her.
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ok i was wondering if anyone knows some god upbeat peppy kind of songs for a colorguard or flag team to perform too. thanks (link)
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The Beautiful People - Marilyn Manson
Song 2 - Blur
Where's Your Head At - Basement Jaxx
Tao of the Machine - BT
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so i had a boyfriend...
he was also my best friend.
he got locked up and i got another boyfriend.
ive still tried wrighting him and now his dad says he is going to contact a lawyer because in my letters it says sexual && drug prefrences. but i dont remember writing anything obsene. he also says he is contacting a lawyer because my friend//xboy dosent want anything to do with me because of my new boyfriend...
and before, i had made (my now x) boy a myspace and now his dad freaked about that too.
i dont know what to do. i dont think i should get introuble. i feel terrible. i have no clue what to do. my parents dont know about my new boy because hes black and i dont want to tell my new boy about the trouble because it has to do with my old boy and he would be devistated.
someone, please help. im only 15/f. (link)
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Well.. in order for him to actually be successful in this, he'll need to present the TRUTH in your letters with the "innuendo" he said you had in there.
If he can't grab that out of his ass, you walk and he looks like a piece of shit.
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i'm a cutter. at least i used to be. i stopped once i started going out with my boyfriend. he's helped. he's also my first boyfriend. we've been going out for three and a half months. i really care about him, but i think that the only reason i stopped cutting was because of him, and that i might start again. i don't know what to do. i don't want to cut now, but a few times in the past few weeks i've wanted to. i don't know if i've honestly gotten any better or if it's just a temporary thing. it's just the only thing that has ever helped. therapy and pills never did anything. (link)
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I never understood cutting... where are you going with it? Are you really trying to hurt yourself?
or do you sit there weeping over yourself and cry like a whiny bitch when you scratch yourself then back off? Are you doing it for attention?
Who gives a shit. Stop being weak. Tell yourself that.
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I NEED ADVICE!
Usaly when i Masterpate im fine. but sometimes i Masterpate and i feel ok then, about 3 - 5 minutes later, my penis starts to sting and it feels like i need to the toilet over and over again even when i don't need it. ive tryed to stop it but, i just can't understand why this happens.
Do you know what can cause this? (link)
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Stop using shampoo/soap.
Actually, what lube do you use? That'd help leaps and bounds in answering your question.
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i have to write my boyfriend a sorry letter for cheating. any good sugestions or help ? (link)
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"Dear [Insert ex-boyfriend's name here] sorry for being a total slut and cheating on you.
Perhaps things will work out for the better this time. I know what I did wrong. Forgive me."
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OKk...
During the school year, me and this guy went out for two months. (because it was middle school, that was a long relationship). We ended up breaking up after i had my first kiss with him, and after we broke up, i found out that he held hands with 2 other girls (not at the same time). And that he was squeezing another gurls boobs and slapping her butt while we went out. Then, two days after we break up, he tells my best friend that he is like in love with her. I was really hurt by him but after a while we kind of made up and we're friends now. Well i went to the pool today and we talk ALL the time, and he flirts constantly with me,, and i with him. Well, i like him again, and i'm pretty sure that he likes me too. So, Do you think it's a good idea for me to take him back after what he did? Or should i just forget about hiM/ (link)
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If it didn't work the first time it won't work out the second time.
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13/f
So there's this guy, Harley, at my summer skool program. I hate him so much I could just... never mind. Anyways, he's in all of classes. I hate him because he's the only guy whose ever actually touched me. In 6th grade at a party we were roller skating. Well, he was knocking everybody down. Out of all the kids there, I was the only one he grabbed around the waist and spun around and hit my head on the concret floor, HARD. Well, every since then, I've hated him.I don't know if I like him. I don't know if he lieks me. Today at school, I wore really short shorts for the first time. I was sitting in class when I felt like somebody was watching me. I peered over and saw harley looking at my thigh. He was staring at it. I got really uncomferable. I think he might like me, but I think I might like him because he's cute, but he's been to juvy 6 times. I don't wanna like him. I like hating him. I know, that sounds weird, but hey. Any advice will help! Thanx! (link)
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1. This guy is trouble, don't get to know him.
2. If you wear clothing that reveals yourself then you're going to be stared at.
If I dressed up like a cop and somebody stole your purse, you'd walk up and say "THAT GUY STOLE MY PURSE! ARE YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING?!"
"Ma'am, just because I dress like a cop does not mean I AM a cop."
Doesn't make sense, does it?
Don't wear that clothing if you aren't ready to be stared at.
When you reveal yourself that's going to happen. You can't be mad you're wearing clothing when the entire intention of them is for that sole purpose.
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there are sayings in which you can say "he wouldn't know.....if it..."
like for example: "he wouldn't know real music if it hit him upside the head"
does anyone know any other ways of saying those type sentances? (link)
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Umm... I don't understand what you're getting at here.
Are you asking of ways to say the same thing, just worded differently? In that case, those "you wouldn't know..." sentences mean "You're a dumbass"
So I assume just saying "You're a dumbass" would have to do.
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alright so this might sound really stupid. ok well i go to this daycamp thing and there's this kid that's 11 and going into 6th grade. and im 13 and going in 8th. so he's really cute. and he likes me. and i like him. is it weird if we went out because of the age difference? and also he's short for his age, but i don't mind. thankss (link)
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That's not a very large age difference at all. You two aren't even in highschool.
If you were, it would be a tad strange, however.
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I have a very strange question to ask..but please bear with me.
Let's say a guy has a girlfriend that's really ugly. And I know I'm prettier than her. When he shares her pictures and puts her pictures up and is so proud of them...does he realize that she's ugly? or is he so glad that he has a girlfriend that he doesn't care WHAT she looks like, as long as she "belongs" to him. And in this case, he thinks she's the most beautiful girl in the world?
Because it's getting annoying. This guy makes fun of my pictures, when I know I'm SO much prettier. But when he puts up her ugly pictures, he praises them. What am I supposed to say? It annoys me that he makes fun of me, when his girlfriend is disgustingly ugly.
I know it's shallow. =/ (link)
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He praises them because that's the way he feels.
And are you prettier than she is? Taste is different for everyone, perhaps he doesn't think you're pretty.
Do you like him? You seem to be experiencing some issues people get when they like someone and are jealous.
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yesterday and today I have felt starving 24/7 no matter what. Like i'll eat a meal, then feel really painfully starving 2 hours later. (or less)
But before 2 days ago I rarely ever felt hungry!
What's wrong with me?
this is driving me insane b/c i'm on a diet and this is making me gain weight.
im a vegeterian if that helps. (link)
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Perhaps you're going through a growth spurt. You body might require more energy and is therefore saying "EAT!" so it can get the energy it needs.
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Okay me and my friend Haley just recently got into a big fight because she was trying to stick up for the guy she liked.And when she found out she was wrong and I was right she was all "Oh I'm so sorrryryryyryryryryryryry" and blah blah blah.But this isn't the first time she's done this.She does it all the time.I'm getting kind of sick of having to deal with this.
What should I do?
:/ (link)
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Arguments happen in a friendship, I think it's best that you realize these happen and you should be happy in the fact she admits when she's wrong and apologizes.
There are plenty of friends who won't even do that.
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commitment issues were that this guy was completely perfect for me and i thought that i was ready for a realationship.. but when it came down to it, i couldn't take that plunge. and i think that it was because i liked this guy alot.. and i was scared of getting hurt by him or hurting him. but now its like that with EVERY realationship that starts and i end up distancing myself.. its wierd.. (link)
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Plenty of people seem to have this issue and most times it really puzzles those around them.
I think you just need to go for it, if you like someone you should try it out with them. There is certainly a possibility of being hurt, but there also is a possibility that won't happen at all, and that you two will be happy together.
You don't know until you try, and being scared of it is only human. You must overcome you fear someway, and the best way to do it is to try it out.
Not every relationship is going to work out, but there are those that do. Don't skip those relationships, by turning them down you're letting your fears get in the way.
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how do you make someone like you?
I mean i'm not ugly, over-weight or anything just he doesn't like me, I know it's not all about looks but I have been told I have a great personality too, heres a few pictures of me.
http://i17.tinypic.com/6atuarn.jpg
http://i15.tinypic.com/4yhyl2r.jpg
http://i12.tinypic.com/52onkmv.jpg
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Why you decided to include pictures of yourself, I'm not quite sure.
You can't make someone like you. No, you're not ugly, you're not over-weight, there isn't anything wrong with you.
But if a man doesn't like you, then he just doesn't like you.
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15/f
omg, my friend. is being such a big huge slut. and doesn't even care. she sends naked pictures of herself to guys she doesnt know, her mom found out , she doesnt care and still does it. then she sent it to this one girls boyfriend, and his girlfriend freaked out. [not that i blame her at alll] and my friend kept making it worse. i cant stand what shes doing. and whenver i agree with the other person, just a little bit, she freaks out and gets mad at me. what should i do? i dont want her to end up being pregnant one day. (link)
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"i dont want her to end up being pregnant one day"
She probably will... That's out of your control.
I suggest sitting down with the whore and working it out. If she doesn't exactly comply or tells you to blow it out your ass, drop her.
Show her you don't want friends like that.
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a REALLY good tom hanks movie? i dont think this is in the right category, sorry =/ (link)
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Toy Story!
Saving Private Ryan
Cast Away
Road to Perdition
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what are the chances of getting pregnant from precum? (link)
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Just as high as the normal rates.
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okay so i kind of have commitment issues i think.. im not sure.. i actually just realized it about ten minutes ago... how do i fix that?
im fifteen and a girl
thanks =] (link)
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What are your commitment issues, exactly?
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Hey.
Well my boyfriend and me are quite close.
And i know he likes me and just doesn't want sex!
He is horny (which is embarassing to say)!
But he's like --wanna root--wanna fuk--lets have sex--
But i don't know if i should and im a virgin ... i need to know if i should have sex or not!
HELP PLEASE!!!! (link)
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Asking means you're not.
When you no longer need to ask yourself, you're game.
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