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Question Posted Tuesday July 17 2007, 9:18 pm

there are sayings in which you can say "he wouldn't know.....if it..."
like for example: "he wouldn't know real music if it hit him upside the head"

does anyone know any other ways of saying those type sentances?


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xokristabelle answered Thursday July 19 2007, 12:32 am:
I'm stealing this from Harry Potter, but:

Percy wouldn't know a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea kettle.

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leLovely answered Tuesday July 17 2007, 11:22 pm:
he wouldn't know ___ if it took a huge shit on his front lawn.


hahaha i don't know, just make up stuff. it's funny when you do.

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Mr_Skittles answered Tuesday July 17 2007, 10:16 pm:
Umm... I don't understand what you're getting at here.

Are you asking of ways to say the same thing, just worded differently? In that case, those "you wouldn't know..." sentences mean "You're a dumbass"

So I assume just saying "You're a dumbass" would have to do.

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advicegirl367 answered Tuesday July 17 2007, 9:48 pm:
I'm not entirely sure what you're asking, but another is:

You wouldn't know ___ if it came up and bit you on the ass.

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