askKellyHappy
advice column ask question view feedback favorite columnist advicenators

Q: How can I go out looking scene but not being over the top? FOr example; imagine seeing someone going around dressed like audrey ketching.. that's a tad over the top. How can I dress scene but not be way too ott?

thanks
the person below me is kinda right, but hes also a meanie. -smack-

so i dont think you should try to be someone your not. just do your own thing. and dont tell me that being scene is your own thing. cause if you ask advice on how to look scene on here, it obviously isnt natural to you, so its not being yourself.

Q: Can you get pregnet on your period?
that is THE time to get pregnant. during your period, eggs are released and if sperm comes in contact with sed eggs she WILL get pregnant.
lol

Q: I wanna get a hard-start for next year where were going to be learning basic algebra.
We satrted at the end of last year and it was So over my head i got soo confused with just stuff like
x(-4)=7
I just made that up by the way adn would that be 11?

So i was wondering if anyone could be nice and make some hard problems I dont want my family to know because they'd make fun of me..

Thanks!
actually the equatoin x(-4)= 7 is not 11.
if it was, it would look like x+(-4)=7
with an addition sign

the correct answer is x = -1 3/7

other equations you could do are:

x(7)=28

2(x+5)=30

x-4+9-x=20

2(4-x)=5(3+x)

message me with the answers and ill tell you if you got them right or not!

happy math-ing
=]

Q: hey, advicenators!

can someone think of a comparison for the following two things? i'm having serious issues.

for example: a human head is a basketball, a nose is a banana, etc.

1. a dog's ears
2. a monster's cry

i know it's kind of strange, but it's for a french assignment.

thanks so much in advance.
dogs ears could be like...cheese wedges?
haha
but i odont understand what you mean by monsters cry, thats more of an intangable thing so i dont understand how you could turn it into an object.
unless you could like compare it to a washing machine's noise or something.

Q: hello. i recently had sex with my boyfriend and he took a viagra. (just for the hell of it, its not daily) well he had sex with me once and quickly pulled out avoiding getting any sperm on me. About 30 minutes later we had sex again (without condom) but pulled out just like the first time. this continuesly happen about a good 3 times. giving about 15- 20 minutes in between each time we had sex. (no condom was used in anytime) Well i am extremely afraid that pre-cum got me pregnant. i spoke to my boyfriend and he told me that he is really sure that i am NOT pregnant because when a guy takes viagra its hard for the male's penis to go soft, and since that happends no sperm or hardly any sperm can come out because he was still hard and that only happends when a males penis goes soft. TRUE OR NOT? PREGNANT OR NOT? **(HE ALWAYS PULLED OUT BEFORE HE CUMED)
if he didnt whipe it off, then put it back in you to go at it for another time, then there would be sperm on his penis, and it would have gotten in you.

im not trying to make you scared or anything
but you should probably get a pregnancy test from a pharmacy.

Q: where's the perfect place to watch a sunrise in new york city?
well i dont live in new york, or know the names of buildings, but i think it would be amazing to watch the sunrise from the roof of a building. or maybe the top of the statue of liberty.

Q: I have a 2 month old puppy and I was really hesitant to put her in our huge pool - but my dad decided to throw her in anyways! I freaked out but suprisingly enough she just paddled her way back to the steps. I coulden't believe it. My question is - Do dogs have the natural ability to swim? Even at 2 months old and 1 1/2 lbs? It was crazy.
yea its like a natural insitinct on how to swim. before we tamed dogs, they lived in teh wild and were required to swim for survival. its just imbeded in there genes now.

Q: I am gonna have sex with my boyfriend for the first time, where would be some romantic places for my first time to be at?
well, im still a virgin and all, but my friends boyfriend got some sleeping bags and candles on the dock behind his house by the lake.
she said it was the most romantic thing shed ever seen.
also i think on teh beach would be pretty kickass.
but thats me lol

whatever you do, dont loose it in a movie theater bathroom!! haha i know people who did that. yuckaaay!

have a great first time!
and remeber
if your lover isnt made of rubber, wear one.

Q: Ok so i have this boyfriend and we get into aguements alot. He tells me that im stupid and retarted. sometimes he even calles me a stupid bitch, dumb ass bitch, or jus plain bitch. he says that im tha problem and that im always getting him mad. Im only 15 and my friends and familly say leave him but some say dnt if ur happy. Im tired of heareing that hole "theres more fish in tha sea" cuz thers really not im in love with him not anyone else. I dont know wat to do anymore im in love with him and want to spend tha rest of my life with him but not like this..
Please someone help me wat do i do????

-shawttii
im sorry to say this. but i dont think its love. i think its an infatuation.
you "love" him now, but thats only because you either havent met someone better, or you havent broadened your horizons. by thinking you cant find anyone else, you WONT find anyone else. and i think that in your situation you should be open to all possibilities.
i was in teh same situation once, and it did turn to physical abuse. and i thought the same way you did, and he ended up dumping me and breaking my heart.
i dont know who you are, but i really dont want you to go through the same thing, no one deserves that.
if you argue that much, then it just isnt meant to be. you cant change someone, especially not someone as stubborn and asshol-y as he sounds. you have to love people for who they are. and he doesnt seem to love ou the way YOU are, if he treats you like that. and you dont love him teh way he is, because you stated you wanted him to change.
im sure one day hell learn how to treat a lady, and maybe breaking up with him would make him realize he was wrong. but you need to move on, because this relationship doesnt do anything good for you.

Q: i cantt think of a new screen namee. i want one with my name in it, my name is gina.
any ideasss?
okay, i know youll probably rate me bad for this, but its clever, AND funny.

vaGinaaXo

thats kinda just the first thing i thought of.
id use it if i had your name. =D


Q:

whats the difference between a mormom and a christian.
mormons and christians have totally different beliefs. mormons do believe that they are teh true christians, but other christians generally dont believe that mormons are of teh same religion as them.
Most mormons study polygamy (having more than one wife) and usually, the girls are married off at about teh age of 14 sometimes to men twice or three times as old as them. and are usually raped and live in fear. the main use of women to mormon men, are to make babies to carry on the religion and family name. most mormon priests are self proclaimed profits, and say that God talks through them.

Mormons churches are often have the prefix The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.

if you want to know more, then google the name Debbie Palmer. she was a polygamos wife and ran away from Bountiful.
also you could google Bountiful, Utah thats a strictly Mormon community.

if your really interested, you could read this,
http://scriptures.lds.org/bm/contents

its called The Book of Mormon. basically teh mormons "bible". it was translated from gold plates found in teh ground blah blah blah. haha you could also plug that into a search engine. itll tell you how it was founded and who translated it and how the plates were discovered and stuff.




Q: ok
so i finally got up the courage to ask this girl i've known for a while out, and she said yes!

so we're gonna go see a movie next weekend- she had to babysit all day friday and i left town for the weekend friday afternoon- and now i just am not realy sure what i should do...i think we're going to see the new Harry Potter film...but what do i do? do i put my arm around her? do i hold her hand? do i buy her ticket? i'm kinda confused...i don't have a whole lot of experience with the whole dating thing- i've only ever had one girlfriend before and she was kidna a slut and did whatever- but this girl's not like that, she's beautiful and has an amazing personality...
so what do i do? my brother keeps telling me i'm past the hard part (asking her out)...now i'm just worried i'll screw up on the first date...
thanks
S
btw 15/m and she's 15
well, i think you should definatly buy her ticket for her, cause you dont wanna seem cheap.

also, when your in the movie, maybe put your arm around her.
i think you should do that cheesy yawn and stretch thing, cause its really cute, it would probably make her giggle.
after the movie, if you two get teh chance to walk around, maybe while your walking, you could slip your hand into hers, i think that would be really cute anyways.

hope i helped =]

Q: i am giving my boyfriend a gift for our 6 month anniversary and i don't know what to get him! I know for a fact that he is giving me jewelry

i'm already baking him cookies but i also want to do something else for him

i'm 14 and i don't have a job so it cant be something expensive
you could paint him a picture of you too.
even if your not the best artist, im sure hed love it, and appriciate teh effort that you put into it =]
congrats on 6 months btw!

Q: I just turned 13 and well my bf is a little older than me. We have already made out. But I was wondering how far you think that we should go... considering my age.

Thanks.
i think you should go as far as you are both comfortable. if one of you feels pressured to do anything, thake a step back. if you feel that you can trust your boyfriend very strongly, then you should move foward. but think over your decisions cause they might have a bad outcome if you go to far to fast.
hope i helped

Q: I'm 14 and i've never had a boyfriend. I don't really care and I don't obsess over it or anything but if I do ever get one any time in highschool I wouldn't want to do stuff like being fingered or sex or blow jobs and all that...


is that weird? I just don't think i'd feel comfortable doing any of that. I wouldn't have a problem with kissing though..

I'm scared i'll never get a boyfriend just because I don't want to do any of that stuff.
your not weird at all. im the same way, except i do have a boyfriend. lol
beleive it or not, some guys also dont want to do that stuff. my boyfriend is 16 turning 17 and he still isnt ready for anything further than kissing. so dont worry, youll find someone with the same preferences as you, and if a guy your with truely loves/likes you, hell wait as well. =]

Q: how come every question here is about relationships (sex), technology, or appearances (looks)? wow.
probably because those are things you can never know enough about. all relationships are different, and everyone looks different. so people ask questions because they dont understand.
there isnt many other questions that could be asked anyways, i think people give up on asking what to feed their dog, or why theyre coughing because too many people on here just say google it. and they decided that its pointless to ask.

Q:

i need some love songs.
like not break-up songs.
because me and my boyfriend are in a long dist relationshp.
so love songs;
not like country or rap though.
the perfect song, is Hey There Delilah by the Plain White Tees.
you've probably heard it before.
its about two people in a long distance relationship.
if you like ska, Red Sweater! by the Aquabats is a good one.
some other songs are:
-Better Together by Jack Johnson
-Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol
-More Than a Love Song by Augustana
-Unconditional Love by the Plain White Tees

Q: For history, we have to read two books and write a paper on both. One we have to read, and the other we pick from a list. Any recomendations?
The books are:
-1876 - Gore Vidal
-The Alienist - Caleb Carr
-All the President's Men - Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein
-The Autobiography of Malcom X (as told to Alex Haley)
-The Brethren - Bob Woddward
-Burr - Gore Vidal
-The Devil in the White City - Erik Larson
-The Feminine Mystique - Betty Friedan
-Flags of our Fathers - James Bradley
-For Whom the Bell Tolls - Ernest Hemingway
-The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinback
-The Jungle - Upton Sinclair
-Lies My Teacher Told Me - James Lowen
-The Right Stuff - Tom Wolfe
-Roughing It - Mark Twain
-Uncle Tom's Cabin - Harriet Beecher Stowe
-Undaunted Courage - Stephen Ambrose
-Vernon Can Read! - Vernon Jordan

We have to summarize the book, explain the authors perspective on the subject, and explain what we liked/disliked about the book. I was going to read Lies My Teacher Told Me, but then I thought it would be too hard to summarize and write a good paper on it, since every chapter is something different. Any suggestions would be great. Also, any tips or things I should expect going into AP US history? Thanks!
i know that Harriet Beecher Stowe who wrote "Uncle Tom's Cabin", was refered to by abraham lincoln as "the little lady who started teh civil war." and is an epic book of its time. i think you would benifit from reading it going into US history.

also, i saw the movie Flags of Our Fathers, and it was extrodinary. so id suggest reading those one of those two.

Q: ohkayy well i wanna find a really cute song for my myspace.
ive had
-beautiful girls
-the potential break up song
-summer love

probally a girl singer. anyone have any ideas?
thanks =]
Smile by Lily Allen is a really good song.

Q: does sloming ( sticking leeches on myself) actually exist? like do any of youu know people who do it or did they make it up for the commerical?

thankssssssss
they just made it up for teh commercial, there trying to show hoe peer pressure can lead to you doing stupid stuff, like blood loss via leach for fun.

bio
KellyHappy
Ask me something, I'm knowledgeable.

Info
E-mail:
Gender:
Female

Occupation:
Student

Age:
16

Member Since:
January 7, 2007

Answers:
271

Last Update:
March 10, 2009

Visitors:
16705

Main Categories:





Favorite Columnists





layout by Adam Particka

<<< Previous Advice Column
Next Advice Column >>>

eXTReMe Tracker