Personally, I hate this website. The majority of questions are either horribly worded, incredibly easy to answer on one's own with the use of widely available resources (including, but not limited to, www.google.com), alterations of a very common question, or a combination of the three. I confuse myself sometimes as to why I continue to read random questions, only to be to be driven insane by the utter disregard for the reader of the question. Maybe I just use this website as an outlet for my rage towards the section of teenagers who upset me the most, or possibly it is just ingrained in my psyche to read over poorly spelled questions to fuel my masochistic personality. I might even be staying here to prevent the overtake of this hapless corner of the internet by ignorant and lazy teenage girls that don't know how to say "yes" to someone who asked her out by the use of common sense and correct grammar.
I have, however, found that reading topic specific questions eliminates most of my frustration. Of course, that still doesn't stop me from running into unbelievably ignorant questions such as "does doing squats really make your theighs smaller?" in the INTERNET AND WEB DESIGN topic list.
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Gender: Male
Age: 18
AIM: bsphil101
Member Since: October 5, 2005
Answers: 287
Last Update: April 30, 2006
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so there is this kid... lets call him bob... and ive been hanging out with my friend lately. we will call her jane. now jane and bob went out for like 8 months. and then they broke up but they still act like they are going out. so i have been hanging out with bob and jane a lot and im starting to really like bob. but i think jane would get mad at me if i told her even though she is REALLY into this other kid. i think she is just using bob. do you think i should tell jane that i like bob or no? (link)
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Why would you have to tell your friend in the first place? If you don't want her to know, don't tell her.
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ok me and my friend are really close she is like my sister but a year ago she started to hand out with other people and she gets drunk every night and does drungs and parties a lot (i mean i party to but not like her) and i have notest she has started cutting heself and she has just been mean to me and if any of u read me last advice u kno i just found out that i am pregnet i try to tell her and talk to her but she just wont talk to me......plz help me i dont now what to do i am soo confussed i am scared of lossing my best friend-----thanks (link)
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This is a theory called natural selection. It's just best to let nature run it's course to remove the lower end of society. It's for the best.
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i've been sitting here thinking of cutting myself for about 3 days [not straight] you see the thing is i'm depressed and suicidal... i've been this way since i was 11. but everytime i pick up the knife something stops me. it just feels so wrong. what is wrong with me ? (link)
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Your primal instincts fight for your survival, so that's why you feel bad with a knife in your hand when you want to commit suicide.
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My boyfriend has popped the Question and I said yes, and we're trying to decide on a ring. Neither of us care for diamonds. I've heard of non-diamond engagement rings but they seem to always be "precious" stones, that is, ruby, emerald or sapphire. My favorite stone is the amethyst, which is considered only "semi-precious" but I just love that purple color, and it can come in huge sizes. Would a semi-precious stone like an amethyst be considered appropriate for an engagement ring? Also, if I were to get an amethyst, or any non-diamond stone for that matter, what do I tell nosy people who ask why I didn't get a diamond? (link)
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Well... you can get whatever the hell you want. It is after all, YOUR ring.
And when people ask why you didn't get a diamond, just be upfront with them. Tell them you wanted what you got instead. Piece of cake.
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well when i was 13 i lost my virginety now im 14 because my birthday was in sep. i lost it in june, but anyways i need help i lost my virginty by an aciddent and it was so not ment to happen and now i think im pg but i have my period every month but my belly is looking pg but i took a pg test and it said negitive, so what is happening to my body i think my mom knows sum thing so what is wrong????
please answer me!!!!
~*~ Michelle ~*~ (link)
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Sucks to be you. Nice life choices.
If you are having a period every month, you are not pregnant. There's no point in telling your parents now.
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Ok, first of all my girlfriend and I are both sophomores in High School. We've been together for just over two months but we've known each other for almost four years and everything is going okay. But i'm in the middle of a depression right now and its making me reconsider a lot of things. For your information we don't have a typical on-off high school sort of romance. See we've determined that we are soulmates and intend to marry when we can (we even made these cheap little pretend rings to wear until then); in short, we're very serious for teenage romance. My question centers around the speed of the relationship. We've basically done everything aside from sex and being a guy, I feel I should try to get it to that point, you know? But for some reason all I really want to do is slow down. I feel if I tell her this, she will think I'm not ready for the kind of relationship she wants. And if she does, she might want to find someone else. My question is should this relationship take a step back or stay where it is now? (link)
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If she really thinks you were actually soulmates, then she wouldn't leave you for taking things slower. If she does? Well, it looks like the soulmate/marriage thing fell through probably because you are still SOPHOMORES IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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My guy friend and I are both 17 and we've known each other for about 11 years now. He a good friend and everything but sometimes he says things too me that really hurt my feelings.
The other day he was at my house and we got bored and decided to go to star bucks. Well I had just gotten out of the shower so I just had my hair up in a bun and I had very little make-up on. As we were leaving he turned to me and said, "You're going out like THAT?" So I was like, "Yeah, why?" Then he told me that he thought I could have atleast tried to make and effort to look good. How mean is that?
He also feels the need to tell me when I need to start working out again, when my hair needs to be re done, he even tells me that I "look like shit" when I'm sick.
It's great that he feels that comfortable around me and all, but a lot of stuff he says is really mean and makes me feel like crap.
What am I supposed to do?
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What are you supposed to do?
Tell him those things make you feel like crap...
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One of my best friends that I've known all of my life asked me a really weird question the other day. He asked me if I would give him head and I thought he was kidding so I started to laugh. And then he said "I'm serious." So I kind of looked at him with a blank stare. And I told him I don't know and he was like begging me to and I said I'd think about it. I just think it's kind of weird that he would ask ME to do that. What should I do? I know he doesn't like me as a girlfriend so I don't know why he asked me.
Another question I have is does oral and anal sex count as your "first time"? Or is it just regular? Because if it does count then I don't really want to because I'd like to lose my virginity to someone mor special.
Please help!!!! (link)
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. What a weird guy.
No, oral sex doesn't count for losing your virginity, but anal sex sorta does.
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Well this weekend me and my 2 best friends are having a sleepover and were outta things to do!!
Got any ideas?
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You're out of things to do and the sleepover hasn't even happened yet? TIME PARADOX!
There are enough movies, video games, and board games in existence to keep you occupied for the night.
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Dear Advicegiving people,
Yeah.. that subject was REALLY retarded. But yeah.. ok.. my LOVING boyfriend and I have been going out since July 8th & he's really sweet & all & I know he loves me because he tells me all the time & like.. I just DONT want that right now. I DONT want a serious relationship. And he's not the cutest thing ever, but he IS sweet & would give me the moon if I asked, like he's like the perfect boyfriend, but I dont WANT that. I want there to be rough times & I actually want him to disagree with me from time to time, but he treats me like a princess & thats just not what i want, but i dont want to be treated like crap either.. I just dont know right now. I want to break up with him, but i dont want to hurt him! HOW can I? Is it even possible? He's 15 by the way & so am I.
**Sorry it's soo long** (link)
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Oh man, a perfect boyfriend, you poor thing. Dump him and date someone who will smack you around from time to time, now there's thrill and excitement.
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Im looking for a heart on aim.. i know theres one on webdings but that one is kinda weird shaped. also i need a star.
SO can someone tell me what font and letter on aim is the big star and the normal-looking heart?!
THANKS! (link)
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This is a totall random question that I just thought of...Is cracking your knuckles bad for you...or is it just a rumor??? Will it make your fingers fat or whatever...just wondering because i just started getting in the habit of cracking my knuckles...let me know! thanx (link)
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It really depends on how you crack them. Some ways are fine, but others can damage ligaments.
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Ok well here it is there is this girl that i like and i have told her i like her and asked her if she saw me as frinds or more and she said frinds for now and i jus wanna kno if there is anything i could do to make her not like me as much as a frind but more than that and i really like her
I will rate high thnx peace (link)
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You could start by using periods. Everyone loves a guy that uses periods.
You can't force someone to like you. If she doesn't like you, that's up to her to decide.
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I really want to start modeling but I don't know how to start. I'm 5'5, have an hour glass figure, wear a size 5 jeans (if that helps?), I have light brown hair (it's cut in a "unique" but long style), dark brown (almost black) eyes, medium tan, round/squarish face, and if I were stereotyped I would be called "punk". Could I be a model? or should I just give up?
Just tell me in your answer if you need more information. (link)
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Do you know how many people want to be models and how many people actually ARE models? It's a rough ratio, so I wouldn't bank on that opportunity coming about.
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ok i know it's still winter but summer will be here before I know it and i'm sick of looking like a beached whale when im in a suit so how can i shed these pounds im thinking about getting a new walkman and a couple jogging suits with christmas money but are there any exercises i can do in my room like dancing exercizing or w/e it is? HELP! this whale thing has me worried.
*plus.. i'm sick of the guys thinking of me as the fat chick (link)
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Dance Dance Revolution.
EDIT: "you know it is a proven fact that it is harder to gain weight than to loose it."
BULLSHIT.
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I had a pimple on my nose and started to pick at it and now it is somewhat opened and red. Any ideas on how to get rid of it quickly? (link)
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Oh no, a pimple! Your life is OVER!! Just wash regularly and it will go away in due time.
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My best friend really has changed. We both moved into this new neighborhood, me a bit before her. I was very shy, and she wasnt. I was her firt friend here, and soon we became best friends. Thnx to her I started going out more, and we made a lot of friends in the park and stuff. But lately she's been leaving me out. She calls me to go to the park, and as soon as we get der, and she sees the guy she likes she ditches me. She's changed, and lately I've been feeling like she uses me only when she needs me. And I've told her, but she still doesnt change.I was never good at interacting, so she changed me for the good. And I've become kinda dependant on her. Now I feel like if I was blind, then they give me the gift of sight, then they take it away.It just sucks that she's starting to ignore me when I've become to used to her.And I dont know if I should just move on like she's apparently doing. (link)
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Well, you were her first friend, but now she has a bunch of newer friends that she likes more. You can't really do much about it, sorry. If she's not going to respect you now, not a whole lot is due to change.
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Posted Tuesday December 20 2005, 3:29 am
Okay im 17. I've liked this girl since the 8th grade, and im now a senior she is now a JR. Winter formal is coming up and i have been talking to her about it for almost two months. She has only been talking about how she wants to go with this one guy. I really wanted to ask her but i didn't want to make her sad or anything. Now she was told a different guy was going to ask her and shes really happy. So after she found out that he was going to ask her, but before he did i told her i wanted to ask her and that i was kinda sad that it got all messed up. Then the next day she said he asked her, and i said, "well you said no right". And she said, "i did", but then about 5 min later she said, "she was just kind she really said yes." We are pretty good friend i talk to her almost every day, and she will always say hi to me and stuff. but im confused on why she would say something then do something else or any of that. I think she flirts with me once in awhile, and stuff like we bet how many points she gunna score in basketball, and i alway make it a low number so she wins and stuff but if you could help me out that would be great thanks. (link)
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That's how women operate. Welcome to life, it sucks.
No, she doesn't flirt with you. She went with someone else at the drop of a hat. Sorry, but you're out of luck.
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Hi. i have got a laptop bought for me for xmas and when i get it i want to have broadband internet on it and use it wirlessly around the house but what do i need to get in order to do this? (link)
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A wireless ethernet adapter and a wireless router.
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ok so heres the thing.. im going to try and make this short.. i just screwed over by this kid that i really liked...ALOT! And now im really starting to liek my x*boy friend ( we went out for 10 months and have been broken up for about 5 months now...) and i know that he cares about me and he acts so much better now and its like when i look at him now i see everything i always wanted out of him... yea this may sound perfect.. but it gets bad... heres where it does... i like my X alot but Some of my friends dont apporve of us going back out and the other half say its my life what makes Me happy is what i should do.. but i still want to respect the opinions of all of my friends... PLUS there the slight factor of that kid that screwed me over... i still have feelings for him.. idk how but we never got to see each other alot like in person but we talked so much n then he just stoppped liking me n didnt tell me. it wasnt untill my friedn julie told me that i found out and i asked him n he was honest ( un usually for most guys MOST not saying All) n i still like him too but i feel like i should be with mike.. and its like im caught in the middle of two people and im being pressured by everyone else and being told whats right.. i knwo i should decide this on my own cause believe it or not though it sounds like i cant i CAN control my life its just im going through a really confused stage right now... so a little advice would help mne out alot...!
Thatnk you for any help that is given.. and ps.. i rate good for trying... (link)
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Why don't you just NOT date someone for a while. Give it a year. You'll live.
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