HOw long it takes girls to squirt?
coz it only takes me 5 minutes to cum and is it too fast?
Is there water in saltlake city?
I cum in .000001 seconds. You're nothin!
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how does birth control work? should the guy still have a condom on if your on birth control? and how much does birth control cost?
I think you should super glue your face to the ground. And hog tie your boyfriend to a cieling fan and turn it on high!
Hope i helped. CHEERS!
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hey (im a 14 yr. old girl)
i think i like my best guy friend who i've know since i was 3. the complicated thing is that im a twin and he used to like her. how do i know if he likes me or my identicle twin?
The twin is identicle right?
Show him the diameter of your nipples. He he digs them, you'll go out.
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ok if i have unprotected sex(stupid and dumb i know)...but the guy cums in my mouth and not in me....can i still have gotten pregnant?? i need serious SERIOUS help!
Yes!!!!
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how do i get rid of stress. like a stress reliever. if it matters it is over boy troubles. Thx!!!! plz answer.
Video games. Running over a few people and hi-jacking nice cars always helps take that stress away.
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ok. this might be long and if it is im sorry. anyway. first of all, im 14/f. i said i would always be straight, but there is this one girl. shes 17/f. i dont no. just every time i no im goin to see her i get VERY happy. when i dont see her i kind of get depressed. we play softball together in the fall. she only talks to me then. whenever softball is over, we barely talk. when i see her and she doesnt say anything to me, it kills me. when she looks at me and smiles, i go crazy. i want to be like her and have everything she has. it kills me. she is also graduating next year and i will prolly rarely ever see her after that. and that thought CRUSHES me. sometimes i cry myself to sleep because i can barely talk to her. i want to get to no her and maybe (?) start a special bond with her. also, she is bi (i think, that is what everyone says). whatever she asks me to do for her, i will do it in a heartbeat. is this really a crush, love, or jealousy? im tellin you, i CANNOT live without this girl!
Obsession. Weirdness. You'll probably never see her again once she leaves.
One question, if you like her so god damn much why havent you asked for her number? You're both friends so just ask for her number so you can call her when she moves. Gosh, its really an easy fix.
Besides, quit obsessing over her and start obsessing over me, im way cooler you know!
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Can you be in love with someone, and not be physically attracted to them?
Yes. You can also be innocent in your white-T
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How do I ask a guy for his number (and/or give him my number) without it sounding like I like him? I want it to sound like I want his number just cuz hes my friend. (But I really do like him.) Sorry if that was confusing! :)
Be like "HEY YO HOLMES!!!! Gimme yo digits!!!"
He'll def hand em over to ya.
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hi, i have no idea what to do about my eyebrows. i tried to pluck, but t hurts too much. i bought once of those eyebrows fixing shaving things, ut they dont work. my mom doesn't let me go to a saloon or anything. what should i do?
thanks in advane!
Put duck tape around the selcted spots and pull of really slowly.
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me and my freind have been talking about perminatelly dying our hair. she wants streaks of bright green, on her black hair. i want the look where you dipped your hair in paint. i want the 2 bottom inches of my hair purple. my hair is a weird combination of chesnut and dark brown. what kin of a haircut should i get under it, or should i get a trim? both of us have a little longer than shoulderlenth hair. will it look creepy if we die our hair these wayz? please give me your opinion on the brand of paint, the style, and the haircut!
-thanks in advance.
-olga
Im getting myne BRIGHT RED! Then im gunan dye my clothes pink.
Im seriouse. No lies. GO ask my mother if you dont believe me. CUz im for rizzle dawg! Bark with me, i know you're my homie!
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sorry if this doesn't belong here. all of the fonts on websites are much bigger than normal. is this common? lol. according to norton i don't have any viruses, but it is really getting on my nerves. is there something i can change in my computers settings even? thanks.
Yeah, its not viruses. Go to view, then textsize and change it. DUMMY! USE FIRE FOX NOW!
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okay i got my bellybutton pierced three days ago and i am getting some discharge. is that normal or is it going to get infected? like in the middle of the day it will have a little, like it would be crusty. i am using cleansers to clean it and heal it (that they gave me).
Thats pretty nasty actually. I dont think its normal, i think its nasty.
You should super glue the wound together.
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can someone please tell me how to get the song on the playlist on your xanga site?? i need help with this!! thank you in advance!
By asking the dear lord to help you. If you pray to him he should answer.
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MY friend is nice, but everyone talks shit about her, it's so aggreivating to listen to people talk about her in study hall. It's awful. I've said stuff to them before, but that jsut makes them talk about her more. I want to tell her, because she has a right to know, and last time I mentioned someone said something she kind of wanted to know what they said. When I did tell her, she started crying and was upset. People who make my friends cry.....they make me get all....dSFHSZXFNDFN. What should I do? Tell her when people talk about her, or keep quiet and tell her no one is?
You need to beat those hoes up thats what you need to do. They need to stop being pussies and confront her with their problems.
So next time you asdlkgahgaljkdgahscgljksg, go ninja on them and totally beat the crap outta them! Just go nutsss! Like start screaming and doing a random mating dance of like a deer or something then come by them and punch one in the nose.
The superglue her face to the ground.
Go up to the others and bump their heads together. Then slap them across the face and take their lunch money. If ones wearing a skirt, take it off and run around with it over your head. Then wear it all day long to show ownership of her. When she wants it back say 'You will bow to me'. She'll bow then you kick her face into the floor!!! WHOA! Freaking sweet.
Anyways, yeah dont do taht. Just go up to em and say. 'if you keep talking about her like that ill have to hurt you'. When they laugh, punch one in the face, or slap them if you're a pansy. It'll work
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ill be 15 in 2 weeks. but i really want to get some money. i know everyone will prolly say babysitting! .. and i consider that, but like how do i get people to babysit for?..you know like find people to babysit for? .. thats where im stuck. so can someone give me some suggesions? please!?
Put up a sign in your 'hood holmes saying 'Yo, help a brudda owt yo yall, babysittn yo! hit me up (phone number here)'
They'll think you're black and automatically feel sorry for you and call you.
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is there any one in here who is a paid acount adviceanator because i want to make my own unque skin but i have to be a paid person so i was thikning maybe some one could make me one and send it to me! i would really be happy if you would! and it would make my day! ive been lookig for some sites but there are none! but if you know any sites then please tell me! okay! well i got to go! bye
You would pay these people running this site for a skin? Dang, i didnt think you people were that dumb, but okay.
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well my friend to,d me the other day that she tried cutting and she showed me the scar. i told her it was bad and everything..i was like yelling at her not to do it again and what it could do to a person. she told me she would never do it again and so far she hasnt i made her let me see her wrists..and i know there are other places that she could cut too like her stomach and stuff..but im not going ot do a full body search on her everyday and im really worried about her. she made me promise not to tell anyone else..but i told my other really good friend i know she won't tell because i know she would be worried about her too. i really dont want to do and i dont know if shes lying and is still cutting..and i don't want to tell anyone because it was just one time and if she really stopped i would feel bad she would be really mad if i told on her. she would never tell me anything else again and im scared i will loose her friendship. im really worried about her please help me i rate high**
--michelle
You werent suppost to tell ANYONE YOU RAT!!!
I bet that friend told her best friend too! Now the whole world is gunna know!
You broke rule number 1 of keeping secrets. NEVER TELL.
Here is my secret to you, dont tell anyone okay?
You're dumb!
Anyways, your friend is retarded. She'll probably stop. If she doesnt, duct tape her hands to the wall and forcefully spoon feed her dog poo. She will stop after that.
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my friend (let's call him Fred) told me that my other friend (let's call him jake) was pissed at me because i did something. so i said "okay?!" i asked jake if he was mad at me and he wasn't. so i think my friend is tryin to start a fight anc cause drama. what should i do?? i already told fred that he needs to knock off the drama with jake and me. i also told him that i think he's jealous of me hanging out with jake.
my friend (let's call him Fred) told me that my other friend (let's call him jake) was pissed at me because i did something.
1. First off, you dont have to say '(lets call him clown)'. We dont know thier names in the first place. Saying, 'lets call him something' doesnt matter, its a waste of finger energy.
2. Second. Tell us what you did would really help!
so i said "okay?!"
1. Who was it you said "okay?!" To? Why did you say "okay?!" to him?
i asked jake if he was mad at me and he wasn't
1. Still, once again. Mad at you about what?
so i think my friend is tryin to start a fight anc cause drama.
1. Im now TOTALLY LOST! You dont say which friend. Or even what the drama is all about and why it has acutally started!!!!!!
what should i do?? i already told fred that he needs to knock off the drama with jake and me.
1. What should you do? WE CANT HELP IF WE DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU DID IN THE FIRST PLACE GOD DAMMIT!!!!
2. Drama with JAKE and you? I thought you said all this drama was because of YOU not because of YOU and JAKE!
i also told him that i think he's jealous of me hanging out with jake.
1. Great bit of information you just gave us there. Yeah, ill really be able to help you out with that stupid useless line you told us about.
All in all. You question is crap. You didnt explain it. You're probably 10. You can use grammar to well. Actually, your grammar sucks. Get some better grammar skills. Once you're of age, come back to this site. I'll help you answer your well written more explanatory question then. For now...I refuse to help an idiot.
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well this summer i'm going to take p.e in the morning for summer that way next year i don't have to . after that i plan to go to dance class , and later on work out .the dancing will be hip pop..i really don't need to take it i have people always wanting them for me to show them how i dance and if i could help them with there dancing . i just want to do something that will keep me busy. but at the samw time i want to lose wieght ..do u think its possilbe to at least lose 20 pounds or so by next year ?
Yeah.
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Cn anyone help me by giving any websites that have layouts I could use for advicenator? And where exactly do you put the codes?.. if there are any. Thanks
Theres codes, OH YES! Theres codes. You'll just have to find where to put them! Ha, i have power over you! You will bow to me...
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