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Hey ladies and gentlemen :0) I'm morgan aka elmo and i love given advice! so ask me anything! i'll get back to u pretty fast if you ask me somethin! please rate me! IM me if ya need anything else ;-)

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ok is it weird for girls to bite guys lips? cuz usually guys bite mine but iv never bitten theirs... and what about running my tongue across my bfs teeth when were making out? my firend told me thats good but i dont know... please help ill rate hi and if u guys have any other ideas please tell me!

no its not bad a lot of men like that.
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Well I have been going out with this guy for about a month now. Well I was a a party and I wanted to go over to my old b/f's house which is a really great friend too and say hello. :P Well when I went over there I realized that he had moved. And it crushed me soo much. But I dont know why. Maybe it was cause I never got to say goodbye or I still had a thing for him. And that sux to even say that. Cause I am happy with my b/f I have now. I wanna know so bad where he went cause I would still like to keep intouch with him. But what I wanna know is that is it bad to think that I may still have a thing for him?

No, its not bad because you never said goodbye and stuff
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My boyfriend went to my window yesterday but my mom was in the next room awake. Its now 2:15 and he left because it was really cold but is there anyway that i can get him inside without my mom or dad noticing i need to get him in my room! He is really nervous that he will get caught because if we do then most likley i wont ever be able to see him again and were next door neighbors! Help please!!!

well if you are next door neighbors then thats good. call him when both of your parents are asleep, then he can come over, or while one of your parents is out then you only have to kept track of only one parent!!
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i'm 13/f and i weigh 115, but i really want to lose 15 lbs. I'm not sure if it's like unhealthy because ive never used them and don't know anyone who has. I know diet pills aren't healthy and don't work, but are diet patches the same way? and how would i be able to get them, cuse i can't just ask my parents to buy me diet patches, they deffinatly wouldn't do that. and i don't want to use them if it's not compleatly safe. help please? thanks -*jeanine

dont use diet patches!! Just excercise and eat healthy food and drink TONS of water and try to cut down on the junk food!!
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okay well i moved to Arizona a month ago, and I was 130 pounds when i moved here, I got depressed and sick and I lost enough weight to get down to 115 in just 3 months...just a week ago I was 113, and now im 105..I eat like a PIG and i dont excersize at ALL...is there something wrong with me? Is this normal??

I rate 5's

you need to goto a doctor and get help with this
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how is a good, healthy, and quick way to lose weight?...like 20 pounds or so? (not atkins)(or Jenny Craig)

eXcErCiSe
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okay i have a guy friend...hes nice and sweet but not liked very much at school...tonight he threatened to kill himself. im really scared b/c im not around him much at school and never after school...i care about him alot but sometimes dont show it very well. Should i bring our IM conversation to the councelor tomorow or something else...talking to him doesnt help...he doesnt listen.
please help...i rate hight
-x0x-

i would bring it because thats very dangerous or he could have been joking around but i still would bring it. you should also tell his mom maybe she'll take to him!
xOx morgan
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My boyfriend keeps asking me 2 give him a hand job. I tell him maybe later, or make up another excuse. But the truth is I've never given one. My question is how do I give a hand job? And how would I know if he's enjoying it?

you rub your up and down on the guys penis.
you will no when he is enjoying it!
xOx morgan
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My mom and I spent the whole day together. That's not the point. We went somewhere to visit family and when we came home, I went in my room to get away, to relax. So she goes in the living room and sits down on her fat ass.. and conviniently starts ordering me to do things. I was sitting her, we had gotten home like 15 minutes prior to this. I told her I would do it in a bit but she proceeded to yell at me to do it. So the very last time she yelled at me, these were her words: "If you're not fucking out here in 5 damn minutes, I'm kicking your ass off the computer." So in return, I told her to shut up. Not even yelling, it was to myself, and she overhead. So she came to take my danm cellphone, the phone I bought with my money, and pay for with my money, and for some reason she believes she has owenership over because its in her name. BULLSHIT. I'm so pissed I'm hitting shit now.. I want to hit her. Please help.

mAyBe YoU cOuLd CaLm HeR DoWn A lItTlE bIt.
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lol ok i have my bedroom done in flower/bright colors etc. ok well i want to do my room in like a cocoa brown comforter orange sheets, light blue leather accent pillows...etc. ok well wat color should i use for curtains...and would it look good with light color furniture...like light wood color....and instead of doors over my 2 closets...if i put like curtains goin down kinda like shower curtains....would that look good...but about the curtains over the closets...not shower curtains real material and stuff.....LoTs Of LoVe...ThAnKs In AdVaNcE

do the same color orange or blue
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I know that this might sound stupid but, today my mom was just telling me stuff that I don't know about my family, and she told me my sister got pregnant at the age of 21 (shes 28 now) and got an abortion, because she got pregnant not from being raped or anything, just with her boyfriends baby n stuff. I've been brought up to believe women have equal rights, and I have believed in abortions up until now. Knowing that I could've had a nephew//niece, and I don't because my sister got an abortion is really weird. I'm only 14, and I know I'm going to get a bunch of life altering situations, as this one. But, if my sister asks me one day if I believe in abortions, should I tell the truth, and say, no. or yes? Thanks.

Yes you need to tell the truth
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Does anyone know of some good ways to make money? Im 14 and I can't babysit because there aren't any kids in my neighborhood. I can't seem to find any ways to make some money.

wAsH cArS
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Does anyone know that song website where you can burn CDS off of it and its free. It's called like "Wind ___" (something) I forget what its called adn I really want to download some songs cuz its totally free.

Does anyone haev any idea what I'm talkinbg about? please help if ya can. Thanks so much.

its called windmx.com
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Last year i went to this valentines day dance. my best friend had a girlfriend and i didnt and i felt like a "tag-along". he has so many girls that like him and i think it might happen again this year. i was thinking that i might try to ask someone too but i dont really like anyone so i dont have anyone to ask. I was just going to find someone that i liked a little bit and ask her but im not sure. Should i ask somebody or should i go alone like last year? What should i do? Please help.

aSk A gIrL oUt
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i know it's still possible to get pregnant when you have your period, but say someone has sex during her period, preferably near the END (and still wears a condom) will that lessen her chance of conceiving? or is there a certain day where you are highly likely to get pregnant?

nO yOu StIlL hAvE a 100% ChAnCe Of GeTtInG pReGnAnT
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I just dyed my hair medium brown and I really like it. How do I keep the color from fading? Are there any special shampoos or techniques I should follow?

you can buy shampoo and conditioners that are supposed to keep your hair color the same
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What are some unique themes...ive heard of like beautey and the beast and miami but what are some like that

bLaCk aNd WhItE
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I have a huge problem..im only 13 and weigh 98 pounds but i love to eat!! When i get home from school i eat like a bag of popcorn, some chips, and a salad just to make myself feel better. I excercise but not like a TON. and im healthy ..so whats wrong? I eat breakfast, then a snack, lunch, then a snack and dinner, then dessert. But, when im bored or sad - i eat. even if im not hungry..how do i stop this eating problem ?? =/

its just your body and everyone grows at different rates and times. if you continue eating healthy for your main meals and you can try to cut down your snacks.
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okay i have a problem, but its not mine, its my friends. my friend has been talking to this person on AOL instant messanger for about a week. let's call my friend Bob and let's call who he's been talking to Mary (not real names) Bob is one of my BEST friends in the whole world. he tells me that Mary and him are really getting along and that she always says how she loves him, even though they've only been talking for a week. he isnt sure if he's scared of her or anything, but he told me that he thinks she's sort of like a stalker and you know stuff like that. theres two ways he can go about letting her go:
1) just telling her to stop being so obessive
2) be a jerk and maybe she'll stop liking him

he doesnt want to do #1 because it would most likely hurt her a lot. but i dont think he should do #2 because thats dishonest and mean. please help!!! what should he do?
thanks so much!! and if you have anyother questions, ask me and i'll give you my email

option #1 is kinda of stupid to do and "2 as you siad is to mean. i would tell your friend bob to stop talking to her or he can block her and never stop talking to her again.
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i really want a boyfriend! i feel like all my friends have boy friends and i dont! i want to ask this one kid out but i dont think he likes me like i like him. how can i find out?

if you flrit with the guy you like and he flrits back then he likes you to. i would take it from there or you can found out if he likes you by a friend fo yours going up to him and starting of with a conversation and asking if he likes you
xOx morgan

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