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Alright, its plain out simple.

If you are scared, it means you're not ready. & If you're not ready, and don't know what to do, then don't do it, because chances are, you're going to regret it !

= )

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does anyone have the lyrics to the new single by the goo goo dolls .. "before it's too late" i really want them. thanks

I wandered through fiction to look for the truth
Buried beneath all the lies
And I stood at a distance to feel who you are
Hiding myself in your eyes

Hold on before its too late
Until we leave this behind
Don’t fall just be who you are
Its all that we need in our life

You’re the risk that might break
Heres a wonder whats safe
A life that don’t live is still lost
Stand on the edge with me hold back your fear and see
Nothing is real till its gone
So hold on until its too late
Until we leave this behind
Don’t fall just be who you are
Its all that we need in our life

Live like you mean it
Love till you feel it
Its all that we need in our lives
So stand on the edge with me
Hold back your fear and see
Nothing is real til its gone

Hold on before its too late
Until we leave this behind
Don’t fall just be who you are
Its all that we need in our life
Its all that I need in my life

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i wanted to know wat the weight of a regular sized teenage girl be if her height is 5.5-5.6

You should be from 115 - 150 pounds.
It depends.

I'd say a healthy weight would be 130.

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I am going over this guys house that I like. We are going to watch movies and stuff like that. What do I do. Should i kiss him? What do I wear how do i do my hair and make up. I want to catch his eye.

Please help!

It looks like he might like you too. Movies are great for kissing. If you look into his eyes, just go ahead and kiss him. You'll be able to tell if he likes you back after you kiss him - even if it just on the cheek, or just a peck on the lips.

As for what to wear, wear something cute, and flirty. Maybe a mini skirt, and a tank top? Since its summer. But don't do anything too much, because then he'll know you're trying to impress him. Which then it might not. Be yourself.
Wear your hair down, maybe in tight curls, or however he likes it :]

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how do you say
like
i will be right back

is it something like
orita vengo

I will be right back is Tendré razón espalda
Be right back , would be Tenga razón espalda

:]

Ps: orita vengo means right now i come.

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When someone's display name reads "1k"

of 2.5K

what does that mean?

Its how many friends they have.

1k = 1000 friends.
2.5k = 2500 friends.

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i'm not sure why, but i just so happen to be a girl that moans and breaths heavy a ton during anything sexual with my boyfriend... should i try to contain myself, or do you think my boyfriend enjoys it?

Most enjoy that, its probably preference.
Ask him about it. :]

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i downloaded a movie good quality and stuff but when i play it ! it doesn't have sound! what can i do? i downloaded john tucker must die

Where did you download it from?
If it is from a place like limewire, it probably wasn't attached with sound.

Try downloading a differnt version. :]

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Well I was wondering...
Is it true that A.J. Mischalka is dating Mitchel Musso from Hannah Montana? I don't think it is because I read in a Popstar! magazine that he just said that as a joke because they're close friends, but wouldn't it be illegal for them to date anyway? She's like 18 or 19 so she wouldn't be able to date a guy who's 15. Right? Thanks.

No they're not dating.
Most of the stuff you read in magazines arn't even true.
It's not illegal to date anyone. I could date a 50 year old, [ I am 13 ] and I couldn't get in trouble.
However, if we had sex, that is illegal.

:]

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i need a picture of all the gang maps of scarface : the world is yours. i lost mine. thanx

x'kayla

They can be found here.

http://www.scarface-online.com/scarface-game-gang-maps.html

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what are the good/sad goodbye songs for my friend whos moving? i want the genre to be rnb and not that old song and can you list at least 3 songs and thank you =]

Song - Artist

Will you remember me? - Sarah McLauglin
Move Along - All American Rejects
Graduation Friends - Vitiman C
Don't forget to remember me - Carrie Underwood
Say goodbye - Chris brown
Final Goodbye - Rihanna

Not all are R&B, but all I can think of.

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ok welllll....do guys findd it weird when girls play video games? or is it cool? and do guys like it when girls are girly but still "boyey"?

P.S. boyey is not a real word..i just made it up...fyi

I love video games, They might find it weird, but most won't, and in fact, they'll probably like it.

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I need some ideas for a unique, teenage girl's name. It's for a novel I'm writing.

Kristie
Stevie
Paige
Debbie
Karin [ Karyn, or Karen ]
Marie
Adina
Vada
Ada
Eryn [ Erin ]
Carmen
Carmella
Viola
Sylvie
Audrey
Jenni
Jaci
Jessie
Jessica
Shannon
Valerie
Lauryn [ Lauren ]
Lila [ Lyla ]
Katy [ Katie ]
Cari [ Keri ]
Missy [ Mellisa ]
Lisa
Lizzie

Good luck with thee novel !

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out of these two beds, which do you like better for young teenage girL?? i am probably going to paint my walls light green...

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_1/602-1619430-3919847?ie=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000JEODSM

http://www.laurenslinens.com/sebe.html

okay i know this is an easy question, but i will still rate!!

Number one will look better with the walls.

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theres this song and its by a guy and im not sure of the name, but theres " Beautiful" in the title but other words and one of the lines is like "she makes me suicidal" or something
does anyone know it?

Use google next time, please?

It is called "Beautiful Girls" & It is by Sean Kingston

Here are the lyrics.

Chorus:
You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over

Verse 1:
See it started at the park
Used to chill at the dark
Oh when you took my heart
That's when we fell apart
Coz we both thought
That love lasts forever (lasts forever)
They say we're too young
To get ourselves sprung
Oh we didn't care
We made it very clear
And they also said
That we couldn't last together (last together)

Refrain:
See it's very define, girl
One of a kind
But you mush up my mind
You walk to get declined
Oh Lord...
My baby is driving me crazy

(Repeat Chorus)

Verse 2:
It was back in '99
Watchin' movies all the time
Oh when I went away
For doin' my first crime
And I never thought
That we was gonna see each other (see each other)
And then I came out
Mami moved me down South
Oh I'm with my girl
Who I thought was my world
It came out to be
That she wasn't the girl for me (girl for me)

(Repeat Refrain and Chorus)

Verse 3:
Now we're fussin'
And now we're fightin'
Please tell me why
I'm feelin' slightin'
And I don't know
How to make it better (make it better)
You're datin' other guys
You're tellin' me lies
Oh I can't believe
What I'm seein' with my eyes
I'm losin' my mind
And I don't think it's clever (think it's clever)

You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal, suicidal...

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i'll keep this short,
i'm fourteen years old.
i weigh about ninty nine pounds.
i'm about four feet and eleven inches.
from my perspective, i've got a 'muffin top', and it's not from my clothing.
i'm flipping out, because i'd love to lose about ten pounds.
help, please?

Your BMI [ Body Mass Index ] is twenty.
That is a perfect score. That is the exact place you want to be for your height.
http://am-i-fat.com/

You can check out that.

Everyone really has a muffin top. Honestly, I am extremly skinny, and I do to. Everyone does, and its natural. So don't worry about it.

As of getting ride of it, If you feel its necessary, just do some crunches, and it should help it out.

But you're not fat. Believe me, don't worry about it!!

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what is an @sshat?
and what does it mean when people say that people have their heads up their @sses

It means the exact same thing.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ass-hat

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Can you drink (alcohol) when you have mono???

You can, but it isn't suggested.
I wouldn't if I were you..

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what are McSweeney's books and magazines?

Check this out.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McSweeney's

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what are the gregory macguire books in order? (wicked witch series one i think)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregory_Maguire

The dates are listed for each book there.

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