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Howdy!
The name is Michelle .. im a funky Gemini ( june 20th if you want to buy me lots of presents ).Here is some random and unnessicary information about me!



I love Mikey!



Michelle is

1.)Favorite Lunchmeat- Turkey
2.)Favorite foreign country- Japan
3.)Most morbid fear- "E.T." the movie
4.)Least Favorite food(s)- Rice and Gyros
5.)Pepsi or Coke?- i dont really like pop.. especially brown pop
6.)Favorite Sesame Street character- the count.. he has the coolest voice
7.)My Dream Car- Mini Cooper convertible
8.) Allergies?- yes ma'am.. to kittys and dust.. oh and homework.
9.) My motto- Eat the chicken before the chicken eats you, dawg.
10.) If I could have superpowers they would be: to make everyone in the world think they are naked, when in actuality they arent
11.) i am strangely obsessed with glitter and shiny things...like a magpie!
12.) my favorite word is manifesto, yet im not quite sure what it means
13.) i just recently got a car; haven't named it yet. (open to suggestions!!)
14.) i hate people who lie or extremely un-outgoing.
15.)i am moving to chicago as soon as i graduate.
16.)i am made of metal and am superninja.. if you need the story then you must IM me
17.) i really want to see midget porno
18.)peanut butter is my favorite food
19.)i am an insomniac
20.)i have a bunny rabbit named tweek that i got from a carnival and a cockatiel that my mommy found at a gas station.


So there! Now you know me! ASKA ME QUESTIONZ!

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i was wOnderinq if anyOne knOws whO sinqs the sOnq that kinda qOes like

"i want you to want me"
"i need you to need me"
"i`d love you to love me"
"i`m begging you to bed me"

anyone know who sings that song?

CHEAP TRICK!! i dunno the song name, but that song was in 10 things i hate about you and i looked in the credits, and cheap trick sings it

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my boy friend cheated on me. should i dump him? hes really srry and i really like him but i dont think he should get away with it

he doesnt deserve to get away with it. thats not fair to you. once a cheater always a cheater, so if you let him get away with it this one time, chances are he'll do it again.

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how come sum ppl freckle n sum ppl tan? and if u freckle how can u stop/get rid of ur freckles?

i think they go away as you age. i have lots of freckles and people think thats cute about me. personally i like mine, but if you are fair skinned like me then you usually freckle and not tan no matter how hard you try to tan.

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hi. my rich grandparents just bought me a saleen s7 for my 16th bday. I LOVE THE CAR and ive always wanted it. The only problem is, even though my neighborhood is fairly nice nobody has a car like mine and everyone is making fun of me! they say rich girl, spoiled brat, snob and stuff like that. My car got egged too :(. How can i make this stop??
thankz

put it in the garage. you are lucky and those people are just jealous of you.

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need a cute website for backgrounds.. plz dont say go on google yadda yadda yadda cause it dont work wen i do..... websites people!

thx love ya i rate reallly fricken good.. xoxoox

http://falling-up.net/tina/bgds2.html

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Who thinks Hilary Duff is fat?

i dont at all...
she looks healthy..nothing wrong with that. i think she is a good role model for girls to look up to instead of some anorexic model-chick.

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What is a dildo I have read soooooooooo many ? on here about them and I dont know what they are...

a dildo is a fake penis that is used.... well.. like a penis.

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Does anyone know what kina of pills make people feel high or halucinate when u take more than ur sopposed to?????

i know of one called triple-c

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sexiiKt -i just asked the sex q..what are red wings?

ewww... thats when a guy has sex with a girl thats on their period...

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what are some sudgestions to good kissing. i know how to kiss and all..but what makes boys crazy!?

-help

bite his lower lip.. not hard though.. i read in a magazine that there are nerve endings there that lead right to his penis, so i tried it on my boyfriend and it worked.. hehe..

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hey.. im 14, about 5 ft. and im only 84 pounds!! most of my friends r all like.. "damn.. i wish i was you." n stuff like that. um.. i hate being this skinny, seriously.. and i can literally eat more than two or more of my friends can!! that's like.. insane lol. but.. my mutabolism.. r however you spell it.. just is too fast!! i always have trouble finding clothes that fit me well.. omg.. if any one can seriously help me to gain weight that would be awesome..thanks.. you guys are ExCeLlEnT..!!~

stop moving altogether. never walk anywhere.. in fact get a wheelchair so you never have to get any unnessicary excersize by walking... eat lard and butter with everything... never go 10 minutes without eating something really unhealthy. oh and go to mcdonalds all the time.

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I am in love wit my teacher...I mean wanna F him all the time what should i do..I mean we already did it.

thats just great. if someone finds out about your illegal ( just assuming that you aren't 18) then he is going to get fired and put in jail. its really not cool what is going on. i mean its common for girls to have crushes on teachers, but to screw them... what is the world coming to? you need to stop this "relationship" NOW!

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have u ever shoplifted something small and not gotten caught? jw
thanx

yeah.. but that was at a stupid phase in my life. i dont reccomend getting into something like that.

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Okay I want to know why all these 12, 13, and 14 year olds are all thinking about sex and asking how to do it and blah blah blah...Theyre too young! And I hope all of you 12, 13, and 14 year olds get an STD and die....youre being stupid!

i completely agree.. except for the std part. my friends cousin just turned 14 and is going to be a freshman in august and she's 5 months pregnant. attention little kids! want to be like her? no i dont think so.

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hey heres my problem...whenever i shave my bikini line i get lots of red bumps every where around the area i shaved, someone told me there ingrown hairs, but what can i do about it? I dont want laser hair removal and i really dont want to go get it waxed. Does anybody have any little tricks they want to share so i dont get these little red bumps?

theres a brand called bikini zone and it has bikini shave cream specially designed for shaving and then they have a cream for after you shave that prevents ingrowns. it really works, i reccomend it. oh and make sure the last thing you do in the shower is shave, it opens the follicles better.

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I had sex 5 days ago, and im still bleeding from it. at first i thought maybe it was just my period, so i treated it as that. my period only lasts for 4 days, so i dont think its that.

Is there something i could have had torn during sex that would cause me to bleed this long?

i dont think you have been torn. my friend bled for over a week and it wasnt her period. you are fine, dont worry about it.

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ok, what is the best way to reject a guy without giving the "lets not ruin our friendship" speech and not making them hate you? THANKS :)
annie
xoxoxo
(15, f)

thats a tough one. just be completely honest and tell him you dont feel the same way as he does and it would be a lie if you two dated. i dunno thats what i said to my ex and were friends... good luck

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my friend has an eating disorder and i really want to help her in recovering. she has anorexia. she asked for me to find out "if you lost your periods cuz of anorexia can you get it back later in life?" and "later on when im pregnant will my baby be healthy if im not anorexic anymore?"

thats really good that you want to help her.. you are truly a great friend. i think if she starts eating healthy ( id say lots of protein) she will start to get her period again. and about the pregnancy thing.. i really dont know because my best friend used to be anorexic and she has a lot of problems still and she is at a very healthy weight. i'd take her to a doctor or something and they can answer these questions for sure.

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my boyfriend wants to have sex but I don't know if I'm ready what should I do?

dont let him pressure into it. when the right time comes, you will know. if you arent ready (and it sounds like you arent) then dont do it because you will regret it later.

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Everyone at school thinks it is REALLY weird for poeple to wear pure black outfits and black make up. Black is the only color that really looks good on me, so I prefer to wear it.

is there any other color that has the same slimming effect as the color black? im not fat, but im not the skinniest. ive got big boobs and a kinda chubby lower stomach. i want to hide this, so i wear the black stuff.

i just need another color in clothing that looks good with almost anything and is slimming in those areas i mentioned.

vertical stripes are a curvy girls best friend. if you like black... go for it.. screw everyone else. or maybe you could wear a black top and different color pants?

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