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Q: 15/f

So on satuday may 5th, i had sex with my boyfriend
that ive been with for a longg time. Now it went fine. I lost my viginity to him and he lost it to me. Now we did it in the woods which is strange but we arent supposed to be doing it and it was fine i didn't mind. So he left his pocket knife out in the woods that day. A few days later him and his 2 friends went out to the woods to get it. His friend lets call him Jay saw the condom and accused my boyfriend lets call him Ryan. He refused because we promised eachother we wouldnt tell anyone that we did it. If certain people found out somehow it would get to his brother and we would be forced to break up. Blah Blah but that not important. When "jay" and "ryan" and lets call the other guy "joe" were out in the woods jay said there was a hole in the condom. Now this was 3 days after we did it and we left the condom in the woods. We thought jay was trying to be a pain in the ass and get a reaction out of us but we had to ignore him because he couldnt know we did it. So i didnt care anymore. Then ryan told me he was still bothered by what jay said. now im scared because if there was a hole i could be pregnant. im not buying a test to dont try that. i know im supposed to get my period this week or the beginning of next. if i dont have it in 2 weeks then theres deffinatly something wrong. I hate to sit and wait though. Im getting the symptoms that i usually get a day ahead of the day i get my period. But what if its not that. I had these pains last nigth and all day today. Which is not normal. Maybe i should just wait. But is there anything i can do to tell sooner? If im pregant im fucked! my mom would kill me and "ryan". And reminder pregnancy test arent available for me wats so everr.

Please help me
Sorry it was soo longg
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all you can do is wait, just try and calm down.
You could try going to a planned parenthood and get tested (its confidential) but other than that you just have to wait. sorry theres nothing mroe we can say =[

Q: Im 14-female.

And theres this guy (call him James) and I liked him in the begining of the school year but i sort of stopped because i just got bored. and then the friday before last, something interesting happened. See, my friend jenna wasnt at school that day so i was hanging out with James and two other boys in my class and me and james were flirting a lot. and then everyone was like "oh you guys love eachother!" and they like...'married' us. lol i know its lame, but they just sortof did. and then we were talking at lunch, and he was like "are you serious about this?" and i was like "i dont know" and he said "yeah me neither" so we decided we were just fake going out to piss of this asshole that likes me.
so we flirt all the time. and act like a real couple and stuff. and then on friday, we went on a field trip, and we were flirting and acting like a couple and i was poking him in the side and he started holding my hand. and we just sat there for a while holding hands and then later, we were just sitting somewhere and he grabbed my hand.
and it FEEls like he REALLY LIKES ME. and he even said that he likes me but he says hes not looking for a gf right now. which makes me so sad because i really really likehim and i want to go further than holding hands but he...

errrrg.

what should i do?

Well if he doesnt want a gf then theres nothing you can do about it. i guess you would be "friends with benefits" meaning you kiss and stuff but arent going out. But you'd have to make the first move.

hope i helped =]

Q: Hey ima 13/f and i have this really sweet boyfirnd and i love him to death!!! and we just started kissing. And now he loves to do it all the time and now he just sent me and email saying he wants to french kiss!! i dont know what too do. Can you help and fast please??
Love,
dont know what to do !!

well french kissing should be eased into from a regular kiss. like a closed mouth and then slowly open your mouth a tiny bit and play around with his tounge. but dont like poke his tonsils or anything, remember to keep it LIGHT. dont jam your tounge back and forth. just go with the flow and let him lead you.

Q: and i dont know, we're sorta growing apart cuz this ordeal. We've been friends for not even a year, but we're really close friends already. what do i do to keep our friendship? Do i act like i agree with her?

thx.

kp:)

friends don't have to agree with eachother, they have to respect each others beleifs. If you're as close as you say, this shouldn't be a big problem. Just dont let it get in the way.

=]

Q: how do i get used to walking in heels? i need to wear heels for a wedding and i'm not used to wearing high heeled shoes and i always walk crooked-like and weird, lol thank you!

a trick i use is putting my toes down first and then my heel. Practice this and pretend you're walking down a runway. Just keep practicing and you'll get it eventually!

Q: i want my period so bad what do i do !!!!!?????????

you cant do anything. and you DO NOT want it. right before your period every month you get pimples and cramps and you're tired and bloated. its no fun. I used to want mine too but not anymore.

be thankful you dont have it yet! =]

Q: is it normal for a guy to get an erection when making out

yeah. it means the girl turned him on.

hope i helped =]

Q: Would a giirls mullet suiit me thiis is me

>> http://coookiieloove.piczo.com

Thxx Muchh =D

no. do not get a girls mullet unless you want to be teased. only get one if youu really want one. but my advice, is not to get one.

Q: i'm a size 7 in pants right now and my goal is to get into a size 3 or 1. please don't bother telling me it's impossible or anything like that. the thing is i'm SO DETERMINED when i go to sleep at night and when i'm full, but if i'm hungry, all of a sudden i lose motivation and decide bingeing on junk food is more important than my goal. how do i stop this? i want to lose this weight so bad.

umm im not sure you realize that height has something to do with it too. you cant be a size 1 is your 6 feet tall because thats physically impossible. but i think the only thing you can do is focus. I say, buy a pair of size 3 jeans and hang them somewhere in your room. then whenever you feel like eating junk food, look at the pants. Try them on every week until you fit into them.

Q: me and my boyfriend and his friend derek were watching t.v one time and when my boyfriend got up to go to the bathroom derek sat on me and took off my shirt and pants and started licking and fingering me and i tried fighting him off but hes alot bigger than i am. i started screaming and my boyfriend came and laughed and joined him. i forgave them and we still hang out and they onyl did it three times after that. so i guess im over it and im still with my boyfriend. but i dont know how to move on. help please. thanks

they're both idiots.
sorry hun but thats the truth.
you NEEEEEED to dump him because thats the only way you could possible get over it.
if they did that FOUR times in total, thats like sexual harassment since you started screaming.
so yeah leave the loser and moveee onn. do a sport or something to get your mind off of it.

Q: well wondering from someone who sees guys as teddy bears...why do you see us as teddy bears and (pat us on the head if you do) do you see us as dating material iono kidan weird question.

well now i regret it. I guess its like guys who are bigger than girls sometimes scare us. Like we feel like they're in control and that we have to be perfect 24/7 around guys who are smaller than us, we feel like we can be ourselves. i know how bad that sounds and im sorry. Well i have numerous friends who are small. 2 of them i see as dating material because they hang out with guy friends alot. and 3 i dont because all they do is like read and they're unsocial .

Q: I hate it when girls look at me like a teddy bear and not dating material. Like they pat me on the hea and stuff. How do I make myself seem more mature or whatever

ohmygosh im one of those girls who looks at people like teddy bears. i never knew how it made people feel. sorry off topic haha.

Become friends with all the girls. they will be more comfortable around you because your smaller haha so use it to your advantage. once you get to know them, ask them out. if they say no, ask someone else. Girls want to date guys who are confident. Just dont be mean to a girl EVER.

im sorry if this wasnt what you were looking for, its a hard question.

Q: im a freshamn in highschool im fifteen, and i was at my boyfriends friends house it was me and like his four guy friends. there all football players and everything so there built. there really nice and respectful and all but we were ust sitting on the couch and they were asking me really inapropriate questions like when ill get my next period and how old i was when i first got it, and what size bra i wear. it was really uncomfortable so i got up to go to the bathroom and i heard someone behind me so i turned around and it was my boyfriend he started kissing me and he asked me if i felt uncomfortable. we have been going out for a year since eighth gtrade so i could trust him and he was nice to me and everything so i said yeah a little and he started kissing me and apoligized and then in his friends house there was a guestroom right next to the bathroom and he started pushing me into the room and i went along with it since i mean we werent going to do anything. keep in mind hes a football player and weighs like 190 which is all muscle and i weigh 91 pounds. so he threw me (liturally) on the bed and started taking his shirt off and he locked the door. i sat up because i didnt want to do this. and he pushed me back down and started taking my shirt off and he started kissing me again and it hurt since he was ontop of me. i was trying to get him off and kept telling him no i dont want to do this and he always respected my opinion before when we were doing stuff and i didnt want to anymore so i thought he would this time. all he did was start to punch me and tell me i was a slut and a whore. and he started taking my pants off and he started fingering me and it hurt really bad. i just froze i was in shocke he would be doing this. i tried to fight him off which i knew wouldnt work sincehe was much mcuch bigger than me but he took his pants off and went in me and then i started screaming and his friends came but since the door was locked they just asked if i was okay and i said no and then they broke the lock and got him off of me and asked me if i was okay. meanwhile my boyfriend kept telling them i was a slut and he thought thats what i wanted because thats what sluts do and they kept telling him i wasnt a slut then he got all mad and left. the next day he kept calling me and tellling me how sorry he was and he wasnt thinking that night and he loves me and will wait till i ready to do it again. he bought me flower and he wrote me apoligy notes and all. i forgave him and its been like five months im just afraid hell do it again. i need help. what should i do?

well, you shouldn;t have forgiven him.thats RAPE. i dont care how many flowers he bought that is R-A-P-E and he punched you which is violent. he will do it again, because he got inside you so my advice is leave him.

sorry if this wasnt what you were looking for.

Q: Sorry, another math question!

Which is NOT equivalent to 4.75 meters?

A. 0.0475 km
B. 47.5 dm
C. 475 cm
D. 4,750 mm

THANK YOU!!

well this site is for advice not homework. but if you dont understand then you can get free homework help online at http://lhh.tutor.com/ngen/apps/socweb/main.aspx?ID=5edfcfb6-3d70-4a19-b6e3-a472bdfd06c0

it really helped me.
im only giving you this because i cant figure out the answer lol

Q: this is about waht guys find attractive in girls.

what are turn offs - phsyically and personality wise
what are some turn ons - physically and personality wise

turn offs;
physical:
-hairy legs
-hairy underarms
-bad odor
-tons of makeup
personality:
-always correcting guys
-taking them away from their friends
-flirting with other guys right in front of them
-really loud and obnoxious

turn ons;
physical:
-obviously showing skin
-a nice smell scientific studies prove that guys are attracted to vanilla
-natural looking makeup
personality:
-laid back
-confidence
-sometimes being sarcastic but not too much
-happy (unless the guy is like emo)

hope i helped!

Q: I've been talking to this guy through Myspace and MSN for over a month. I liked him so much, and we were I don't want to say dating, but sort of "involved" over the computer. He was so different from other boys...and now I know why. "He" is a girl.

She looks just like a guy, and all of her Myspace pictures were really of her! She didn't tell me she was a girl. I messaged one of her friends and said, "Hi I'm *Bob's (not her real name) friend. I really like him." and her friend messaged me back and said, "*Bobs my friend, but she is a girl." I told Bob this and he admitted it and said, "I shouldn't be a girl. I should be a guy."

I am heartbroken. This wasn't just some fake Myspace. This was a real person that's face looked like a guy's. (Obviously shes not, after she showed me a picture of her standing.)

Does this mean I'm a Lesbian? In a way, I feel like I still have feelings for Bob. But I think its just because I liked "him" so much that I'm having a hard time letting go of the fact that "he" is not a he. I know that Bob still has feelings for me. This is so weird. I feel like maybe I should be a Lesbian since thats the only people that are attracted to me. I want to still be Bob's friend, we had such a good thing going. Should I stay her friend/ keep talking to her?

well umm you arent necessarily a lesbian because you thought she was a guy. You can still talk to her, but um it might be kind of awkward. I think you should be telling this to her though. stay her friend, i think thats best. im sorry this answer isnt really long or anything its a really tough question.

Q: Hello, I've never been in a pagenat before and I am in one TOMORROW!!!! Please give me some advice on what to do and what not to do. I've done my research, I got my clothing ready for (talent, causal, and evening). I'm just waiting for tomorrow! I want to win so bad!! Please give me some advice!

1. SMILE- big vibrant smiles are sure winners.

2. CUTE SIGNATURE GESTURE: every pageant girl has their own gesture i think a wink or something cute like that will be a cute way to end the pageant. But make sure you dont scrunch your face.

3. GRACE: be graceful! nobody likes somebody who walks like a robot, glide along like your floating.

4. RELAX: listen to calm music before you go out. relax your arms and legs

good luck!

Q: Well I have a friend we will call her Brittany and I have a boyfriend we will call him John well John was msging Brittany on myspace and I was having Brittany ask him if he really did like me and if he was starting to fall inlove with me. Well John said he did like me and yes he was starting to fall inlove with me. Well then he told her that she was hott and she said well i've got a boyfriend and your dating my best friend he goes oh well im just playing and then he said but i'd do anything with you but don't tell my girlfriend (which is me). Brittany said ugh excuse me thats something to say to her BEST FRIEND... Well he knows I have his myspace name and password. My friend Shell told me about him saying that to Brittany. And I got on his myspace in Class and checked it. and he did say all of that to her.

Now wouldn't you think if he really did like me, that he wouldn't be flirting with my BEST FRIEND. what should i say to him. I mean I just want to talk to him about it. If it leads to breaking up then it does. but yeah

I need some help!

Well he sounds like a pervy loser. 1. rule of dating= best friends cant like boyfriends and boyfriends cant like their girlfriends best friend. haha i know that was confusing. Just talk to him about it, if he denies it, leave him on the spot, if he admits to it and apologizes, give it like a week and if it happens again DUMP HIM.

Q: is there ANY WAY ON MYSPACE 2 SEE WHO VIEWED YOUR PROFILE??????????

no. anyone who says they can, are liars. dirty rottens stinkin liars. you can see how many ppl viewed, but not who.

Q: I was wondering, do douches really work?

do they stop the smell?
if so how long does it last?
is a douche like a mop that kind of goes up in side of you?

they don't work. they mess up the chemical balance down there and can cause infection. Just use regular unscented soap for down there, but not inside.