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I have a friend moving away to England during the summer (we currently live in America). I want to put together a mix CD for her. Are there any suggestions of songs I should use? Keep in mind that both me and her HATE rap and urbanish songs...

The songs should be like, about never forgetting her and having fun and stuff... I don't know, things that would remind you of someone who was moving away, if that made sence. Thank you!

Anything by Mindless Self Indulgence

Or
Button*Masher

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i am getting an mp3 player but im not sure if i want a zen micro or an ipod mini. any recommendations? i like that i can get orange in zen micro when the closest i coould get is gold in an ipod mini. i also like that there is a sound recorder..but i dont think it has any games..which the ipod mini does. please help!

Zen Mirco

1gig more space. I believe its either cheaper or same price.

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My guy friends giving me hints that he likes me. There are plenty of them except he likes another girl & our whole class knows that he does (ever her). Sometimes it seems like if he likes her & could tell her then if he likes me why couldn't he tell me? The signs are big & they're really hinting toward liking (talks to me on the phone for a long time, memorized my phone number, always finds an excuse to touch me, gazes into my eyes etc). How can I confront him about this?

Well you two seem to be goodfriends.

If you really were good friends, you'd know how to confront him. Wait. You dont sound nearly ready.



hahaha. Im just joshing ya. You should probably put super glue on the phones earpiece so then when he talks to you he cant get it off his ear.

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im not sure if i am my moms real child. she plays favorites she loves my brothers and sisters and im the youngest. she makes me do everything around the house. she acts like im a mistake. i want ot kno but i cant ask. what should i do???

thanks

Well, you question is ranked No.1 stupidest question of the day.

This question is terrible.

Here is what you should do. Get off this site and stop asking these questions.

What should you do? WHAT SHOULD YOU DO? This question just pisses me off for some reason.

Oh, its the fact you dont really appreciate anything your parents do for you. You're probably just like them. You just think they're against you cuz you're a teen and your teen friends are depressed wrist cutters who say the same.


Here is an idea. DO whatever the hell you want. Dont let these idiot advice givers govern your life like you're telling us to now.

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kay i thkn my whoel family hates me > my mom is acting like she doesnt want me she makes me do all the work in the house. if she could she could probly put me up for adoption. but i kno my dad wont let her. i kno my dad loves me. i want ot run but i ahve no where to go. the rest of my family livies 2 hours away. she acts like she has to take me places > she does it because she has to not because she loves me. i have no clue what to do??? pleaz help me!!!

thanks

They dont hate you. You're just overreacting to doing work you think they're making you do because they dont like you. Not because they're showing you responsiblity.

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My husband bought leg quarters last night, and I'd like to cook them for dinner tonight. But I have no idea what to do with them. Can anyone give me a good recipe for leg quarters, or tell me where I can find one?

Thanks, I'm kind of new at this homemaker thing!

Take the cock and throw it on a BBQ.
Let it sit for a bit.

Eat the cock.

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you know how we all sometimes have quotes as our away message on AIM? well does anyone know any for BBQ's? instead of saying "oh outside having a BBQ" anyone know any BBQ quotes? thxxx

BBQ'ing ma cock on a grill, BBK later.
-Thats MY quote!!! If you use it you must put my name under it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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im 13 and a female. i have this friend who i like. i really dont kno him buti kno off him. he knos who i am and he told my best friend that he was scared that if i got to kno him i wouldnt like him. its like he is afraid i would break his heart but i just want to get to kno him and move on from there. what should i do?

He doesnt want to get to know you. I suggest moving on.

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the other day my throat was really soar and now one of my tonsils is very swollen and has lindents like a golf ball...and i have a cough that is deep and i have a lot of mucas and a runny nose... could this be strep throat?

Or a terrible virus you've become deathly ill by.




Or a cold.

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ok..this is like the nervous racking summer ever! cuz next year is jr high. elemtry skool ended bad (6th grade) and lke i got in a fite with my best friend that said im not kool enough for her and that like totally gave me huge dent in my selfesteem..but i really do have good other friends that im happy with. im so freakin scared about jr high like if ill be kool or whatever..idk..and im just stressed...and is there any advice you could give me of how to start out jr high and not be like a total looser..not being rude or anything..ok thanks ill give yall 5 ratings!
_*Hallie*_

Its no different. You're all just a lil more mature now and you have boobs. Thats all.

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ok so me and my boyfriend broke up because he stalked me and he still kinda does.he got mad becuase i hung out with this guy down the street who is 15.me and the guy hung out alot by ourselves and we never did anything like that.my (ex)boyfriend always accused me of doing things with him.not just him but a bunch of others guys and the guys who he thought i was doing stuff with stop talking to me because my ex boyfriend is 6'5 or 6'6 so none of the guys wanted to get in fights.was i right for breaking up with my boyfriend?i was really missing my guy friends=(

Yeah. Your boyfriend should have his asskicked.

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ok there is this contest titled "does free speech really matter?" and the requirement is to make a movie,documentary, music video, etc that is 4 minutes or less. any ideas on what i can do??
i've recently been really into making funny videos with my friends..that is why im so interested in this contest. over the summer we are planning on going to NYC for the day... i was thinking doing a documentary in NYC and in it i try voicing my opinions or something?? i need some help with ideas as you can see lol ...so any suggestions are welcome

Well if you win the contest. That means part of the prize goes to us. The people who pretty much gave you the idea.

You'll probably plagerise it so i refuse to help out with that type of stuff.

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I was just wondering what are you doing in that picture

I really have absolutely no idea.

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You are awesome and I love you.

Thanks. And thanks.

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In your opinion, what's the best song to have sex to? just curious on what everyone thinks, i'm tryin to burn a romantic cd

Dicks are for my friends
-Mindless Self Indulgence

Faggot
-Mindless Self Indulgence

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Personally, I enjoy number 2 on el zackos bitches.

Interesting. I've never heard of this before.

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i am so bored and i dont know what to do. does anyone have any fun websites to go to exepct bored.com because its acully boring. i want to like like dress up people or something girly thanks i rate! please dont say barbie.com

newgrounds.com

Go to dress up dolls. My fav would be Mrs.Spears

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ok so i told my bff (who's a guy) that i liked him. I went out w/him last year but we broke up. I wrote him a letter b/c he was moving. and i gave it to him after a party. that night he called me and was like i was surprised when i read ur letter. i was lik o. and he said that he wont act weird around me tomorrow (we had another part). and that he was goin to write me a poem and give it to me. that was the end of the conversation. the next day i saw him and we didnt really talk that much. at the end i gave him the biggest hug b/c i wasnt goin to c him ever again. he invited me over to his house to hang out. and im goin to go over to his house. well im not sure if he's goin to ask me out but i want him to. well there's this other guy and i like him to. he has this thing on his profile that says there is sum1 special out there for me. and i asked him who it was and he said that i would find out who it is at camp.(were goin together) so i kind of think it might b me but im not possitive. i dont no wat to do! i like them both and i want to go out with both of them. p.s. im 13 and a female

Then make up your mind.

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okay guys. so my neighbors left for 2 nights and i had to watch their dog. i also got in their hottub but i forgot to put the cover back on and before i could go fix it..they came home.

the lady just recently called, and i ignored the phone call. then she walked over here, and my brother answered the door and told her i was taking a nap. she asked him to tell me to call her back.

i'm pretty sure it's not to thank me for feeding their dog, it's to bring up the hottub. theyre good, christian peopel who go to church like 230948 times a week. so i'm not sure if they'd yell at me. i just need advice on how to handle the situation. i'm sooo scared to call back.

help! :(

Who are you trying to prove you wont get yelled at to? Us or yourself?

THe quicker its over the faster the tension is gone.

Or you could just superglue your door shut so they could never get in!

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I have a friend named Rob who I've known all my life and he tells me everything. We both made friends with a new younger girl named Lena (we're in eighth grade and she's in seventh) and we have a great time together. Rob is a really nice guy, and I think that Lena is mistaking that for him liking her, and she's starting to like him. For example, whenever we are doing something, like bouncing on the trampoline, and Lena falls over, he's over there helping her up again, and she's mistaking that for him liking her. Rob has told me himself that he doesn't like Lena as more than a friend, but I don't want Lena to ask him out and break her heart. What do I do?

Stay outta it.

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