I noticed how people bribe in their questions, as in "I'll rate a 5 if you answer". Isn't advicenators supposed to be about HELPING? What happened to the world?
You didnt know the world was greedy? Yeah. Wake up and see.
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I have a little brother (who though i love him very very much) is overweight. Not really badly but it's no longer cute "baby fat". He's 10 years old and has problems running and stuff. It's not his fault. He loves food, and it always puts a smile on his face. If he's upset or mad, my parents will offer him a soda or bowl of icecream. They offer him food when there's no way he can be hungry. I'll come home from swimming practice at 3:00 and be starving. I'll grab a piece of pizza and stick it in the microwave. my mom will see and yell to my little brother who's in his room playing PS2... hey honey... want some pizza? then tell me to cut him a small piece because he just ate lunch an hour ago. he'll come in the room and ask if he can have some chips and a soda w/ it. "of course honey". and she asks why he's overweight. i've tried to make her stop a couple times but she doesn't understand that he's not old enough to make good desicions about what he eats. we got to mcdonalads and he'll order two cheeseburgers,fries, a soda, and a sundae. how do i explain to my parents that they're teaching him bad eating habits and he's gonna end up really fat if they don't cut it out... with out insulting them?
Hahaha. Thats funny. Whever fatty is depressed they offer him a bowl of ice cream! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Its just like in the movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Please, go back and start feeding jabba again. Im sure he hasnt had food for the past ten minutes and has now gone into a deep depression.
Just tell jabba hes fat and should fast for a week. The body will eat the fat and he'll be in good shape for a lil bit.
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is there such a thing where your so depressed is it posibly you could die from it
and is it bad if your so depressed all you want to do is curl up in a ball and hope that god could fix all things and is it posible for him to do that for me i think it is but iv asked many things from him and i dont kno if he would help me with this one or do i have to do all the work again
you kno who this is
Maybe you'll have to accept the fact, God probably doesnt like you.
Maybe, he doesnt even exist!
Ever think of that? Probably not.
Think about this. There a tons of kids homeless, living in tents, and have many different diseases and are happy to get a couple noodles and some ham every day.
You dont see them being whiny bitches like you. Get your ass up and know you're not sick and you can get food w/e the hell you want.
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I have a few pimples and alot of open pores and my skin is very oily. I want to get rid of the open pores and my oily skin (I really dont care about the pimples I dont have many). My question is does anyone know a product that will take away the excess oil in my skin and close my pores. It can be 2 products. I dont think there's a product that will do both.
The products you're looking for are called.
Soap.
And the other
Water.
Mix that in with a shower a day and you'll be just fine.
You vile smelling girl.
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When my hair is wet after a shower it stays down and stuff but then when it dries up it just poofs up and everything messes up. Is there any method or product that will keep my hair the way i had it when it is wet?
Super glue should keep it down for a while.
After a little bit it'll stop the hold though. Just wash your hair and go at it again.
Get a comb and just comb the glue in there. That should work.
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Well i have this friend lets call him fred... Yesterday i was talking to fred when i found out that he had tried to kill himself tree times already... but the worst thing is he is only in 7th grade... what can i do to help him? please help..
Leave frend alone. He is a pussie who cant deal with the fact he's probably got a good life.
He doesnt know there are poor starving children out there with crappy lives who live in tents and have a bajillion different dieseases out there.
Are they trying to kill themselves?
No cuz they arent pussies.
Do me a favor, punch fred in the face and leave him alone.
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I just got my period like over a year ago and i'm going to the beach in like 3 weeks. My period is very UNEVEN. I don't know when to expect it..my question is, what am i gonna do when i have it on the beach..is there any way i can prevent it? please help
Eat A LOT of glue. Have some paste eating contests with your brother and other homies hangin on the beaches. They'll be glad to step up to the plate for
2005 PASTE EATER OF THE YEAR awards contest.
Dont forget! The winner gets the superglue!
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sori thins is long. well i went out with this guy (lets call him james) n we were really close but we broke up. well its been about 3 months an suddenly he started txtin me and sed that he misses me and that he still loves me. well thats the thing i really love the guy. i know hes not good news and that i shouldnt but i cant help it. but then today i txt him because i was bored and he said that it wasnt him that had been txtin me it was his cousin. well i didnt know what to think. but then i hear that a rumour is going around school that im going out with a friend of mine from a different school(lets call him chris). James didnt like him when we were going out because he always felt theatened by him. i dont know why i think its because chris is really rich and james thought i like him for his money. anyway i got told that james knew about this so has he just said it wasnt him because of the rumour? i dont want to go out with james i just wantto know whats going on! please help!
How can we help? We dont know what that guy is thinking.
We barely even know all the stuff going on.
How bout this, ask someone from around your place and school.
Because asking people like us, its relly doesnt help.
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ok so i want to change my name on myspace. when i was about to do it...it said make sure this is what you want because you can never change it. so...i changed my mind and didnt change my name. but..i have a friend and his has said...edge like me...then he changed it to..you can be edge like me...and then finally its...you can be edge with me. so...was that just a joke the person who owns the site put on there for some reason? can you really neverrr change it once youve changed it once?? he also has a music one...and it said worse case scenario...and then he changed it to beneath the silence. im just confused.
You know what, due to the fact there is barely any punctuation in here, and I cant really even get what you're trying to say because you're a complete and utter moron who can't write.
I cant help you.
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my best best best friend in the whole world since kindergarten is turning into a big JAP! she has so many fricken juicy hollister abercrombie etc clothes its soo annoying. we'll call her sally. so i'm not the most popular girl in the world but i'm not a complete loser. i'm a little ditzy and crazy and dorky but thats who i am. thats how all my firneds are. she doesnt seem to accept us though. all she cares about is being popular so she doesnt even say hi to us anymore. she doesnt care when we leave, and she follows her rly popular friends around. she doesnt hang out with me and my other friends anymore. its like she doesnt care that we exist. but shes so fun and nice when shes not busy being careful about being popular. i want her to be the same sally she used to be. over last summer, she started changing alot and getting much jappier. i didnt say anything--i didn't think it mattered. it's gone too far now-- what should i do?
You're a fucking idiot.
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when you go to get a physical.. sumtimes yoou have to pee in a cup right? well can they tell by ur urin if you have smoked weed.. cuz i thought that when you go they get a urin sample to see if you have done drugs?? or maybe im thinking of sumthing else.?? PLEASE I RATE HIGH
if you are not dumb about this i will rate you a 5..
You're right, they do drug tests on 5 year olds who pee in cups too!
Yeah, no. Its not for that.
I think, just maybe, you should ask the doctor!
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Hey everyone, um, i have a really bad problem with looking at porn. the longest i have gone without looking at porn is 1 week. I really honestly think i am losing my faith. I am afraid that i am getting further and futher from God. A lot of bad things have been happening to me and my friends. I cuss a lot more. I do stuff, I look at porn more and more and i cannot stop. Please dont tell me that what i am doing is wrong cuz i know that. I need some really good advice
Actually, you're not doing anything wrong.
You just think you are. Those bad things happening are just coincidence.
Who cares if you look at porn. Its healthy to clean them ducts out. Seriously.
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Im going to the beach this month, and I have no confidence when it comes to wearing a bikini. I'm pretty skinny everywhere else except my waistline. (I have really huge love handles that are unproportional to the rest of me.) I've been trying to lose it before this summer, but not seen any progress. Im also uncomfortable wearing bikini bottoms for some reason, I know im weird. So i bought some girl swim shorts that go to my knees (like surf shorts.) Do you think that would look stupid for me to wear those and a small tee or tank top when im swimming?
Look at yourself in the mirror!
We dont know what you look like, how should we know?
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I have a friend you always says she's really depressed. At first i really was worried and i belived her to the fullest, but now its like she does it only for attention!! I hate it! She wont even eat anymore! I try to get her too but she refuses to! I dont know how to act around her anymore, cause she always takes everything the wrong way, Please please please help!! I'll rate high i promise!! I just dont know what to do!
Just dont be her friend.
You're right, she is doing it for attention. But really, we all know, she's just a loser.
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I'm home and I need to think of something to eat for lunch. My dad won't make anything for me. My mom would freak out if I ate the wrong thing. And if I eat another God-forsaken sandwhich I would freak out. So what's something I could eat?
Hahaha. Sorry, this question is kind of dumb.
I recommend going out in your back yard and eating the mushrooms sprouting out of the ground.
EDIT: Yes the mushrooms are full of poison. I dont recommend eating them. Unless you like trips to the hospital.
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Ok...so i have braces and I just got chain put on them...and for those of you who know what that is you probbly know how bad that hurts!! Please tell me what to do for the pain! It is killing me!
You dont know what to do for pain? Well what exactly do you expect us to tell you?
There is one very obviouse one. I call it medicine.
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Last night I felt a small, solid lump under my skin just behind my left ear, it only hurts slightly when I press it. I showed it to my Mum and she said it was nothing to worry about and that if it was still there by Monday then she would take me to the doctors. I am slightly worried about it as I have also been having headaches a lot in the past five days. I have also been feeling slightly nauseous. Could these be linked? What is wrong?
Yes. Its a tumor.
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i am 20 and preganat with my second child judt told my boyfriend i am pregnant last night and he told me to get a abortion what do you think about that? when i was fertile i told him i was and not to cum in me but as you can tell he did it anyway and i asked him are you sure about what you doing he said yeah. do you think i should break up with him cause he doesn't want to face up to his responsibilty? then on top of that right after my son turned two his mom had a bad stroke and now she is in the nursing home and he doesn't go see her and he said he doesn't because he doesnt like seeing her like that dont you believe that is wrong? i just started going to see her just me and my son and i told her i am pregnant and everything is okay she is going to do fine and i will visit her more often. the real problem is i think my boyfriend is cheatin i ask him and he says no and ask ,me to put hickies on his necks but i foumd his boxers and it looked like he had sex with someone on thet period i am gon ask him about it do you tthink i am wrong for qestiong him about his where abouts and other things? or does that sound like ii am insecure because he has cheated on me in the past and i aint trynna catch nothin.do you think havin a friendly conversation with the opposite sex is cheatin? if you can please answer these questions and have a nice day thanks once again
Yeah. Break up.
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ok so i took some quiz and my results said..
Your a straight-laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side somtimes popping out!
what is straight-laced supposed to mean? and what does it mean "with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out!"??
Why do you actually care? Those quizzes are BS to begin with.
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Is it right for a girl to ask a guy out? please answer..i rate!!
Is it right for a baboon to shit on your porch?
Well, no not really. But thats beside the questoin at hand here.
Yes, it is.
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