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Hey ladies and gentlemen :0) I'm morgan aka elmo and i love given advice! so ask me anything! i'll get back to u pretty fast if you ask me somethin! please rate me! IM me if ya need anything else ;-)

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If you want to get an exercise video that is just good, high intensity cardio, what is the best one to get? Like, not necessarily an exact tape, just..I dunno..taebo, kickboxing, pilates?? feedback please!

get 0ne 0n waling and are0bics stuff like that!!
x0x m0rgan

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Ok I'm not sure if I should lose weight or not I am 5'2 or 5'3 I'm not exact, and i weigh between 100 and 105, like on and off, but I don't know weather to just stay the way I am or lose weight. help me.

stay at y0ur wieght! y0u are at a g00d wieght!!
x0x m0rgan

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what is a good website to get HTML codes from for your advicenators page ? preferably one with a cute layout or something like that with many different codes like ones that can put popup boxes from you on your page and backwards text -- thanks for the help

www.starlightmks.com

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well, Im super scared for my friend. She asked me thia question. "If you're giving a guy a hand job, and he whipes some of the stuff away, and then fingers you, can you get pregnate?"

I have no clue, and i wanna help her and be there for me! Please help me (well, i guess it would be my friend)

If you don't know dont answer, because I only want to tell her the real truth!

thanks!

ther is a slim chance
x0x m0rgan

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what if your not a good reader and you really want to get better what should i do.
tutoring?
help please

start at a small book and then get to bigger then bigger books. and if that doesnt work then get a tutor. xOx morgan

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sorry this is long.

my best guy friend, who i am kinda in love with (he doesnt know) is fallin for another girl..and he keeps saying he loves her and its KILLING me...

hes even askin for my advice with what to do about her.

i give it but i dont no what to do. do you no wot i mean? cause if i give him the advice he'll get the girl but when i dont he keeps asking me whats up and stuff.

and hes so happy coz she nos he loves her...and she had a good response to him although they arent going out yet...so hes so damn happy. and i do NOT wanna make him unhappy by saying 'hey remember me? well i love you more than you love her'. because thats just not how it works. and it would probly offend him.

wot do i do?

i dont even no if i rly love him. i mean...he is the first thing on my mind in the mornin and the last thing at night, however dumb that sounds...and i am so upset hes with sumone else...but hes happy n that makes me feel happy too!!!! except i just wish he could be happy with me.

pluuus we hav never met...just online...thru a datin agency...(im 18)...can you be in love with someone you neva met? cause i am sooo in love with his personality...i do not care wot he looks like although i have sin pics. and spoke on webcam and the phone, texted etc. but hes so funny and caring and kind...

but my q is...do i act on thinkin maybe i am in love n ask him out before he actually goes out with this otha girl? or do i not...do i let it go by?

ta muchly!!!

hey girl!! i no what your talking about and its sucks!! well i would just tell him how you feel and ask him out and since you love him for his personality thats good! i would not let this go by you! but if he says yes you should try to met him in person and if he says no then i would just move on since you have not even met him yet. i would definitly ask him out!! good luck and i hope i helped!
xOx morgan

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If You ask a question while you are signed in, will it show up on your page? before,or after (or both) its answered?

because some questions i DONT want my friends to see!

sorry, you all probably know this, im sorta new.

and dont really ask to many questions, but now im gonna! :) coz you all are soo sweet!

thanks in advance!

oh I always Rate! 4 or 5, unless your mean to me, then i just dont rate- i think that if you dont like that they say- you should rate then low, because then your being mean right back!

sorry I talk alot!

When you ask a question to everyone that gives advice or or one columnist((sp)) it will not be shown on your column only if you answer your own question. no one will be able to what you ask unless they find out your password and look at the ? you ask. you can look at the ? you ask by looking at "your ?" and then you can delete it when you get a few people or so to answer it or you dont have to delete it. its your choice
xOx morgan

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My bf is 15 and his penis is quite small and hes a bit insecure about it it doesn't matter to me
but he's still a bit shy about it i don't want to make him feel bad what can i do?

hey! i would just tell him that it doesnt not matter at all how small his penis is to you. and that you dont care all you care about his how he feels and how you care about him! hope i helped!
xOx morgan

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ok i like this gurl and i want to tell her and this is my plan but i want to kno if its corny or not. ok i was gonna ask her to take a walk with me and then take her hands and b like "i really like u and i was wondering if u could see me as a b/f?" abd then also if she says yes wat am i sapposed to do and wat do i do if she says no?

if she says yes then ask her out. but if she says no then just be like "ok".
xOx morgan

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Ok, this might be long and confusing, so I apologize in advance! I will give good rating even just for effort.Ok, I finally started crushing on this guy, lets call him Bob, like 3 months ago, or somehting like that. He and one of my guy friends got into a fight before that, so me and Bob never really talked. I didn't evn know who he was. Then..., I started noticing him, and realized his locker was like 8 aways from mine. I was really phsyced ... I mean I'm a freshmen, and I've had a ouple of crushes this year, but nothing serious, like more then 2 weeks until I started noticing Bob. I started to get all these butterflies. Finally, after two months, I got the courage to finally talk to him. I asked him to meet me in the library once and after that we started talking. That's when I reallly fell for him! =) And then we decidedto keep meeting after school at the library and stuff and I called my friend Alice, because I knew she USED to like him and she talked with him, so I thought maybe she could help a sista out. lol. Firstly, I asked if she liked him and she's like 'um, no, i don't think so ... ' and i explained the whole story and told fhger everything. She said she'd talk to him. So the next day, my friend Kyle calls me and says I saw Alice & Bob in the library on top of each other and flirting, so i was like wtf...?! And I called her, and she said she talked to him and he told her he didn't like me. SO I was like oh, ok, I mean what was I supposed to do? ANd she told me how HE *was all over* HER! And I was like, well are you guys gonna go out or what? And she's like no, he's too much, too fast. And the next day I asked him about her. He's like 'wtf, i hate her. what a jealous bitch. i'd choose you over her ANY day, he told me that like 21 times, lol. And he'slike she's just jealous, what a jealous hoe. So then, I just you know, went on with it and then I hear that he wrote here a not later on that say say said dont ever fucking o talk to me you fucking bitch i hate you dont look atme dont talk to me ... etc. so then she strats saying stiuff that the only reason I like BoB is cause she does, which SOO isn't true, cause I asked her in the first place. S me and her aren't talking and we USED to be best friends, so yeah. then here comes the problem, Monday, no school, Tuesday I saw Bob, and said HEY to him, i was shy, lol, and I havn't seen him since. I asked around, and I thought he had ACes(suspension!) but he didn't and I heard that he left to Siberia or somewhere (he's arabian) because its some arabic holiday. BTW, he'sonly 50% arabic. And i did notice that lots of Arabs were missing in school today, so I'm not sure if its that. then I also heard that he went to iraq or palestine or wherever for 2 years and he's coming back his junior year! i was like no, i seriously wanted to cry. then I heard, he moved/transfered. my one friend has class with him and she said he was moving or something bcz he returned his books and yturned in transfer papers so I'm not sure ... He was actually the first guy I've felt reall good about. I mean just when things were going good, things got screwed up. SO does anyone know if there *IS* an ARABIC HOLIDAY? and please I need help with all of this, I don't even know what to do. I'm like obsessed with the guy, I fell for him wasy too soon and he's just gone for sure now without a site. I'm still going to try to talk to his friends but I'm not sure. I just need some help, what to do about all of this. And I CAN'T moce on ... there is NO ONE else.! thanks for at least taking the time to read this!

By the way, it is a Muslim Holiday today. I don’t think he would have gone across seas to celebrate. Maybe he took a day of to celebrate with his family since you noticed that a lot of people who were Arabian (or whatever he is) all were not there. Also don’t have other people ask questions to guys that you like! And when your friend says stuff like “he doesn’t like you” she is saying that because she likes him.
XOx morgan

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me and this guy had a really really fun time one night (not sex) we just cuddled and kissed the whole night. I really like him alot, but im not sure if he likes me too. yeah we cuddled but he's kind of a user so i couldn't tell. ANYWAYS! that was 4 days ago, and he hasnt called me yet. would it be extrally gay if i text him while i was at school just to have a regualar convorsation an be like "whats up? im bored at school an decided to text u." would that be gay, weird, or just normal? i've never texted him an im to nervouse to call him. would it be cheesy if i did? tell me your honest opinion, please!

go for it make alot offfsin totext him during school and you say your bored!
xOx morgan

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i got my gf pregnant and we havint told anyone yet should we tell someone like our parents
or should we not. and since i got her pregnant should we like get marryed or something i mean i am not ready for that i am only 15

you need to tell your parents and her parents. you dont have to marry her now. but it will be good in the long run. but dont force her to get an abortion let her have the baby. i hope that helps! GOOD LUCK!!
xOx morgan

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I have a freind. The other day we went over to her house and it was scarry i didn't know that her brother was the guy i had been hanging out with before i met her. How do i tell her that i know who he is and ahe doesn't have to keep explainig him to me. Irate high!

-Haley

just say "i no who your brother is" then she will say "who?" its that simple.
xOx morgan

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i have eaten really healthily lately, and cut back on fats and sweets and all that and I lost 18 pounds! WOOHOO! Anyways, I have also been exercising and all that jazz...I DON'T want to gain the weight back! But...tonight we might order pizza from Pizza Hut...will having pizza this once hurt my diet?

no it should not hurt your diet because its just this once. also dont eat to much of it.
xOx morgan

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im failing and have no idea what to do!

study more and make better notes to be more readable. you could make flashcards and place them around your house where you mostly go
xOx morgan

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Im 13/f. I went out with this guy last summer but then we broke up. Recently I think that i made a mistake by breaking up with him. And i do want to go back out with him but he has a girlfriend now, but he told one of my friends that he likes me. What should I do?! Should I tell him how I feel? plz help!

tell him how you feel, maybe he feels the same way
xOx morgan

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ok me n my bf started making out last week and hes the first guy iv made out with and i think i might be his first too so anyways all weve done is liek frenching and iv nibbled his neck and hes bitten my nose... but thats it.. what else should we do? if u hav any liek tips... plz tell me!

kiss his neck and rub his body and rub his neck while your kissing him
xOX morgan

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Well, I really don't know where to begin... the problem is, i am helplessly in love with this guy in Year 11 (I'm in Year 9). And whats the problem, you might ask? I have never said a single word to this guy. He is so totally HOT, and, when i look at him, i just want to do everything sexually with him. Another problem is that he is my brothers best friend, so he comes over like, every day. He sometimes smiles at me, and then i do stupid things, like drop the dishes, or trip over my own shoes or something. HELP!!!!!!!! It is getting to the point where i just want to jump on him like an animal or something! What should i do??

try and talk to him
xOx morgan

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My heart has been broken by my best male friend
but i still love him...should i still be friends with him or wat?

still be friends
xOx morgan

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I think about sex all the time.....but i know if it came down to doing it i wouldnt do it...I dont want to have sex but i think about it all tha time....im plannin on waitin until marriage...but wat do these thoughts mean?

that you are a normal teenager. wiat till marriage.
xOx morgan

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