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alright so i take back the fact that im done with this advice column. but im just letting everyone one here know that i do have a life, and advicenators is not it. however, im here to help. i just wont be on every single day.

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i dont like diaryland. pitas has been turned off to new members since forever and theres like no way to contact them. does anyone know more about this?

hey, dairy land pretty much looks like your only option. try googleing pitas.com and see what comes up. maybe theres a contact thing or something. ♥

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what was the whole point of that movie?

hey, google it. ♥

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is kite runner autobiographical in any way?

hey, wow, i swear to god people never think of using google. ♥

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what can i put in bubble tea? like tapioca and umm?

hey, thats what google is for. ♥

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damn i ate these really good cookies with m&ms in them and i wanna know how to make them. but dunno how. i cant describe the taste.

hey, well all cookie batter is different. you might want to get back to the place that you tasted them at and ask what type of mix/batter that they used. try google for m&m cookie recipes. i would, but then id be doing all the work. ♥

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Where did you get your prom dress? Not at the mall, right?

hey, well yeah, i definately dont know many people that get prom dresses at the mall. im going to name you a few places that you could possibly get a prom dress.

-davids bridal

-angeliques

-the ultimate

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what, really, is the point of going to a good college? isnt eduation the same no matter where you go? what, do they provide you with better job connections?

hey, well no, not all colleges have the same education. some are for more intellegent people are others are for average people. there is different level courses at every college, but still. also it depends on what courses taht youll be taking. say you wanted to take sycology(sp?). some colleges are better for that than others. ♥

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lately, i haven't felt very sexy. I used to have the biggest sex drive, but lately, I don't get excited like I used to. Whats wrong with me?

hey, lmao. maybe you just havent found any guys that youve found attractive lately, you know the ones that turn you on and your like "ah, hes gorgeous i wanna bang him". ask your friends to introduce you hot orgasmic guys. ♥

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14/f

okay first off.. my boyfriend is 15, and i usually keep a straight face when people plays around.. but sometimes i play around too.. but thats more like when i'm in the mood to play around. my boyfriend.. now and days he keeps saying "wanna box?" which gets really annoying now and days... and i usually say "what good will that do? i don't think fighting solves anything." and then he tells me i'm scared. but i'm not scared.. i told him "i don't want to hit my own boyfriend." and then he makes up all these things and he says "YEAHH YOU SCARED" or "im going to win!!!" and if i say "okay fine i will." and all the sudden he turns bipolar on me (first his happy then sad... like mood swings..really fast). and he says ":[[ you would hit your boyfriend?" and i'm like "no..." and then he says "YOU WANNA BOX?!" again. and i say "yeahh you would hurt me." and then he says "i wouldn't hurt you baby..." ...... WTF?! and when i told him that bothered me, he said he can't stop saying it.. hes js trying to "krunk" me up. -________-" but what it really is doing is getting on my nerves.. but when i'm not in the mood he doesn't say it.. but he ALWAYS thinks i'm in the mood. so help me please?? i really need to be more patient with him, but then that js gets plain annoying yannoe? help me please!

hey, haha thats pathethic. you just need to tell him straight out how you feel and not us. hes your boyfriend, so communication shouldnt be a problem. ♥

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whats an orgy? or an orgy party?

hey, orgy = orgasm.

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14/f

i don't have any diseases or anythinggg.. but then like.. for some reason.. i keep saying things and it comes out the wrong way. like when i try to help someone out or try to make them feel better, it comes out wrong. i think before i say something.. but when i say it.. it sounds wrong than i thought. i used to comfort people alot and stuff but not anymore O.o ... and then my boyfriend was playing around i told him "i dont talk shit! i sometimes js say something and it comes out wrong." .... there, i said something wrong right there again. -________-" even when i think before i say something, still comes out wrong. idkk what to do to help myself, because i get myself in trouble. PLEASE HELP ME.

hey, well theres not much that you can do. alls i can say is to really think it out before you open your big mouth. ♥

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Everyone on here says that breasts grow until you're 18, but is that really true because im 14 and mine haven't grown in a really long time and i know this because my stretch marks which were once there are now gone. Also, i got my period when i was 11, so i know thats really early.

Im a 28A and I'm perfectly happy with my size even though its small. I'm fine with it and I dont want really big boobs anyway, and my mom says that her boobs were the size they are now in 9th grade and i got my period a year before her. And most people in my grade and who are a year younger are bigger than me even though they got their period later than i did.

Any input or personal experience would be great, thanks :]

hey, well that is true. your boobs do gros until your 18. they might stay 28A for 2 years, then all of the sudden grow and hit 34B. how big your boobs are greatly depend on family. look around at them. if there all small boobed, you will be too. im glad your happy with what you have tho. its a good way to be =]. ♥

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I'm really sorry to be bothering you with such a minor question, but honestly I have looked online, but I still can't seem to get a straight answer. The cost of a stamp right now in the US is 39 cents? or 41? I'm a little stressed because I have to quickly send this letter that is medical release form to my coach. Thanks so much!

Hey, well its perfectly fine, your not bothering me. You can ask me anything that you want at any time =]. Anyways, since May 14,2007 the price of stamps in the US has increased to 41 cents. ♥

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Hey, I'm 14/F and I'm Asian. I want to look good when school starts so I want to begin with a new style kind of. Something refreshed!
I do put on make-up but not a lot. I have small slitty eyes an on the eye lid (it's very small), I put some dark colored eye shadow and my friends love it. It's simple. However, I want something a little different. Something that will make me look a litlte older. Also, get me ready for the homecoming.
I once in a while put mascara but it never turns out good. I have small lashes and no one can hardly see it! I'm too naive to put on eye liner. What do I really do? Also, what kind of color blush should I put on or should I not use it? Lipstick color? Thanks for all the help!

Hey, well as for directions of applying makeup, with me, your out of luck. I cant stand explaining that full out to people. However, ill recommend great brands.

Mascara = definately maybelline intense xxl.
Tips: you use the white side first, than the black.

Eyeliner = any type of maybelline eyeliner works.
Tips: try getting a waterproof one, so when you tear, it doesnt come off as easily. Line the outside of your top lids and the inside of your bottom lids.

Coverup = any of the maybelline ones in the tube/stick.
Tips: the tube/stick looks like a lipgloss tube. Its less noticeable than deadon foundation. Take a wet q-tip and go along your eyebrows so the coverup doesnt hide the real color of your eyebrows and also so they match your hair.

Bronser(sp?) = i use the bronser(sp?) from the place where i get my eyebrows done. Thats at this place called elizabeth grady.
Tips: see if theres one near you. http://www.elizabethgrady.com also bronser(sp?) replaces the need for blush.

Lipgloss = definately a light pink shade from the miliani collection.
Tip: this replaces the need for lipstick.

You can get all of this at cvs.

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ok Im not annerxic ill eat if i want to im just not hungry. Im not like completly i just dont eat everything i see. My friends are worried and so is my friend Josh who i like and i told him im not so dont worrie so he took me out to eat with his family and i ate a salad and some of joshs fries and when i got back to there house he literally forced me to eat icecream qith him and i was So sick afterwards. So i dont eat as much? Who cares? ok everyone but i wanna see my toes im 14 and weigh 203 thats not normal i dont wanna be atwig but i dont wanna be called an elephant either.

EDITS; WELL SINCE I DONT KNOW YOUR ACCOUNT NAME, ILL WRITE IT ON HERE AND HOPEFULLY YOU`LL SEE IT. MY DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT AT 5`0 YOUR PERFECT WEIGHT IS 100 POUNDS. HE ALSO SAID THAT EVERYTIME YOU GO UP IN HEIGHT, YOUR SUPPOSE TO ADD 5 POUNDS.

5`0 = 100
5`1 = 105
5`2 = 110
5`3 = 115
5`4 = 120
5`5 = 125
5`6 = 130
5`7 = 135
5`8 = 140
5`9 = 145
5`10 = 150
5`11 = 155

CATCH MY DRIFT? SO ACCORDING TO THIS CHART YOUR PERFECT WEIGHT IS 125 POUNDS. NOW PERFECT WEIGHTS ARENT ALWAYS ACCHIEVED AND THAT DOESNT HAVE TO BE YOUR WEIGHT, ITS JUST A SUGGESTION AND A GOOD GOAL TO SET. SINCE ITS 78 POUNDS LESS THAN WHAT YOU WEIGH RIGHT NOW, THATS REALLY HARD TO DO. ALSO DOING IT ALL AT ONCE WOULD BE EXTREMELY UNHEALTHY. ONCE YOU GET A GOOD DIET/EXCERCISE PLAN GOING, YOU CAN START LOOSING. DO A LITTLE AT A TIME, AND EVENTUALLY YOULL LOOSE A LOT OF WEIGHT! BUT IM NOT PROMISEING 78 POUNDS. GOOD LUCK.

Hey, well i dont really have any help for you to that question. But, i would like you to message me your height in my inbox. The reason why i want this is because i want to see how much underweight/overweight that you are for your height. I also have the height chart that you might be interested in that lets you know your perfect weight for your height. If your interested, send me a message.

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ok i know this sounds a little weird and its going to be long and i'm sorry about it.

for the longest time, i have been in love with Daniel Radcliffe. now i know that you think that i cant be i love with him because ive never meet him, but im pretty sure that i really love him. well ive thought about it, and i realized that im never going to be able to be with him. hes going to find another woman that he wants to be with, and im going to be alone. i never realized that im not the only woman on earth that likes him, and hes going to choose someone else. now the chances of me meeting him and us becoming friends and falling in love are like 1 to 5 trillion. and i FINALLY realize, that im never going to have him. i know that your going to say " its just a normal teenage obsession, you'll get over it" or " you cant really love him because you've never meet him "thats what everyone says. ive thought about other guys that i know, and i dont feel that way about ANY of them. I'm stuck on Daniel. can you please give me any adivce that you think will help me?

thanks to everyone!

Shelby

Hey, well i agree with the other advicenators. Thats unhealthy. You really do need to move on and get more involved with guys that you can talk to and hangout with. Have a friend introduce you to some guys.

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I don't know if anyone else is experiencing this problem. But whenever I type www.advicenators.com, I'm thrown into a white page which says

" The resource cannot be displayed".

The same thing happens even when I click on the "advicenators" heading of any advice column.

I keep having to go to my history and can only access advicenators thru URLS like www.advicenators.com/question.php

Does anyone have this problem as well? What's wrong and how do I solve it?

Hey, well try going on advicenators through vtunnel. Your probably thinking, whats vtunnel? Well its this proxy site that hides your IP adress when you go on any website. When i get what you get, i go through vtunnel. Heres the link. http://www.vtunnel.com

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im a varsity cheerleader and we just got back from camp and it was pretty tough. we stunted alot and im a base so my wrists hurt really bad. is there any way i can protect them? or do i just need to get used to it? also what can i do for my sore arms?

Hey, well if you have cheering practice anytime soon be careful and try to stunt as limited as you can (i know thats hard because varsity cheering is serious and hard to slow down with). If you dont becareful with your wrist, it could end up really messed up and then you could be out with an injury halfway during the season. Go to CVS and look at the medicial section. See if they have like a stretchy cast type thing for your wrist. Wear that around the house so your not moving it around that much. Stretch it out tho before you put that on. Put your arms and hands out in front of you. Notice how you fingers go fisrt, switch that up. Turn them so your wrists go first instead of your fingers. Then lay your hands flat on the floor and feel the stretch. Good luck =].

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ok well in one of my classes there was this cute guy well i kinda liked him but whenever i did he had a girlfriend then he didnt but then i started talking to a guy i had liked for a year and a half but that didnt work. then at the end of skool i kinda liked the guy in my class again but my teacher wanted to set him up with my friend and she had just got rejected by her guy. i am all like ok whatever i will let her have him but then my other friend got involved and started talking to the guy from my class and then she started liking him and he started liking her...so my two friends didnt talk for a while because one was hurt...well then i am trying to get over that guy i have liked for a year and a half so the friend that got hurt tried setting me up with this other guy...well i met him on monday and was messaging him well it turns out the friend who was setting me up with him fell for him...and he was flirting with her i was on the phone with her and i could hear him...wel my friends best friend also likes this guy and so my friend doesnt know what to do. then the guy(the one i was suppose to be set up with) tries and sets my friend(the one who fell for him) tries to set him up with one of his friends...its confusing i know...but i dont know if i like the guy but i think i might start to and then the guy in one of my classess well i do like him and he has been texting me lately... and i am still trying to get over the guy i have liked for over a year and a half...so one guy off limits becuase best friend likes but i liked him first...other guy to many girls like and the guy i have liked for a really long time he is the one i trying to get over....what do i do...please help me...i am losing my mind!!!!!!!

Hey, well i lost my mind too, trying to read that. That was way too confusing. I think that i might have caught your drift a little tho. If you want to try and make it less complicated 10x, go ahead and message me in my inbox and id be glad to help =].

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i'm 25 have a problem with letting go as i'm scared of pissing the bed when having intercourse with partner. i've never had the experience of a orgasam as my ex used to blow all the time. my new partner is getting upset with me cause i wont let go and he think's he is the problem and i tell him that it's me not him which is true. i go to the bathroom before intercourse and even when i first used a vb, and i get the smell of urine [after i think is a orgasam],using the vb when i'm home by myself. if anyone can help me with my fear that will make my realationship better, or if i'm doing it properly.

Hey, well this guy is your boyfriend/partner. You should have no problem telling him what your fear is (if you havent already, cause im not sure if you just said that the problem was you and then didnt go into detail from there). Communication is important in any and every relationship. If he really loves you, what you tell him shouldnt change anything. I would try letting go with him, if he agrees to try. If you try, and something bad happens (if you know what i mean with the urine thing), you need to see a doctor about it. Again, you might feel embarassed to tell a doctor, but its better than having the fear of letting go in bed with all of your future boyfriends/partners.

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