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Schizophrenia entails having multiple personalities. Your mental state is not affected by your ability to hear, so yes a deaf person could be schizophrenic.

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i've been on the pill for almost a year.. and i got my period when im not supposed to. what does this mean? could it mean im pregnant??

If you get your period AT ALL you are not pregnant.

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ive been talking to this one guy for about a month now and he asked me out the other day.. the only problem is is that hes shy! i dont know what to say or do to make this work because i really like the boy but it just gets so annoying! any ideas?

If he's shy, he will deffinitely enjoy you taking initiative. You need to make the first moves. Trust me, if he's shy that's exactly what he's hoping to god you do.

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What does it mean to lose your virginity?

Does it mean having sexual contact...because if so, then any type of contact would make you lose your virginity, right?

Or does being a virgin technically mean you have done anything but intercourse? I'm not too sure about this one, and I don't think Google would be of much help either. Thanks.

It means you've had some kind of sex. If you've only kissed, you're a virgin. Pretty much any sexual contact makes you lose your virginity.

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I'm really into making hemp necklaces and stuff. I have two pretty good necklaces that I have made. But....
My question is: Is hemp supposed to be itchy for a while untill it gets more worn in? Or could that be that I just dont have a good quaility?
Do you know any websites that have alot of different stuff about hemp, like how to's, pic's just stuff like that. Thanks alot!

I'm pretty sure it's just because it's made of hemp. You're probably doing it fine, but necklaces made of hemp would obviously be itchy, so I think you're probably doing it fine.

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Okay, so I like, well not like but LOVE this guy named Jake. He is sooooooooooooooooooo cute. Here is the problem, he is shorter then i am! Everyone is so short! I'm begging for help. mainly because he is comming to my house to finish a project and i don't know what to say!

What do you mean you don't know what to say? Do you assume he's going to try something with you? Maybe he just wants to come over to finish a project. Everyone is short? That's because you're tall. If this is a real question (I'm not quite sure what you're asking actually) then it's not a very good one. If he asked you out and you were going dancing you would have a reason to be concerned.

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Ok, I have streach marks around my waist, a few tiny ones on my stomach, and a few on the back of my legs. I'm a tiny bit overweight, but not that much. how can i get rid of the streach (sp?) marks?? thanks everyone!!

Stretch marks may or may not go away. You can rub canola oil on them to make them less noticable, and they will eventually become the same color as your skin and less noticable. There's nothing you can really do but it's not a big deal.

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So, for Christmas I had every intention of buying my boyfriend of five months an iPOD shuffle. [The new one, the one with the clip.] I pawned my alto saxophone, and got $150 for it. I gave my parents half of the money that I had gotten. So I had $75 left, and had an extra $35 to spend. I bought the shuffle for $80 and I had $30 left over. So, I wanted to get him the FEAR computer game. Which is $30. I have enough money for it, but my sister & mom are getting mad because they don't think I should be spending that much money on him.

He bought me a $70 pearl necklace and is buying me more, we made our price range $110. Everytime I ask them to take me to the store to buy it, we'll get into a huge argument about spending too much money, but I want to buy it for him. What can I say to defend myself?

Thanks mucho.

say what you said here. if he is spending that much on you it's fair. and if they dont agree calmly tell them it's your money and you can do what you want with it.

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Could someone tell me if the Razr phones are good? We are updating our phones soon and I want a camera phone and I like the pink Razr but I've heard they are crap. Any opinions or suggestions?

they were crap but the newest models which all stores carry for all companies is great. just make sure you get the razr v3m, not v3c. I just got one and it's great.

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Are there any physical effects of masturbation for females? Like, if you went to the gynecologist could they tell if you masturbated or not?

im not sure, but i believe you're experiencing a mental effect, namely paranoia. don't worry they wont see anything and if they did a doctor isn't going to be upset or tell your parents.

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is there any way for me to show what groups i'm in on my myspace? i can't figure it out and it's bothering me

when you view your column it should be there listed on the left under groups.

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does anyone know if you can get zines and free stuff at Tower Records? any of them in the country? and does the stuff vary from place to place?

Well, I'm not sure if you can get them at Tower Records, but I just though I'd tell you I think Tower Records is closing. So you should try Wherehouse Music. They usually have that sort of stuff.

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hey this is kind of embarrassing to say but is it normal for your butt to heat up and sweat? it always does and one day in classs we sat on our desks to play around the world and when i got off my desk it was so completely wet from ym butt and i quickly put a book on top before anyone could notice

I recommend man-pons. Just watch the Man Show for more in-depth information about them. They absorb all the sweat from you butt and are nice and snug!

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what are some new songs at the top of the charts in the country/rap/hip hop genre?

You would really like "Boyz n the hood". Not the rap version, the version done by "Dynamite Hack". Just download it off iTunes or something. I hate rap and I like that song, so you'll love it.

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What are the positives and the negative to masturbating...? I always wanted to know

well, it feels good...and it can prevent testicular cancer (if you're a guy). However, the chances of you getting caught could be high if you don't have your own room. Also, have a kleenex at the ready.

if you're a girl the orgasms are longer and stronger so its even more enjoyable! It takes between 00:05 and 45:00 depending on you.

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How old do i have to be to buy Nicorette? ya know the nicotine patch to quit smoking? is there an age limit? do i have to be 18 or older or something? i dont know the florida law on that.

I'm pretty sure you have to be the legal smoking age. The patch is technically just another delivery system for the nicotine, so one could abuse it. They can't have little kids using nicotine with patches so you might have to be an adult...Why not just try and buy it? If they say you can't, no harm done.

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Hey, if you need a long winded answer that has a lot of big words, leave me a question ok?

-Calyx

sure. I enjoy reading long winded answers filled with big words. see ya in the class of the davi tomorrow

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Can someone please tell me how I can get the photo of the album to show on iTunes. Because when I have a song that doesn't have an album picture it says "drag album art work here" well I've tried to drag the album cover there from iTunes but it won't work. How can I get the album cover to be there when there isn't one there?

with the newest iTunes, you can just right click and then select download album artwork.

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what does it mean when a people says"your too good for me"?

Its a way of weaseling out of a relationship, although it's a lot more polite than some other ways of breaking it off. It just means it's not that they don't like you, its just they don't love you so don't take it personally.

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is there any way to make my hair grown longer faster?

yeah, if you trim it occasionally your hair will grow faster. Or you could apply a solution of Krazy Glue mixed with plaster of paris.

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