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Hey Im Nathan, the "fucking 5 year old pussy"
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okay today i got suspended from school for 2 days. why you may ask? well i sent an email to my math teacher saying how math sucks an math is jacked up
well they somehow figure out it was me. and they suspend me.
the thing is on friday i am supose to go to a slumber party that i really want to go to!! so how do i make my mom let me go and still pay the consequences for what i've done? i need serious help and fast she is coming home in like an hour!!! (link)
hmmm okay so what you do is ask how you can "earn" your privlages back. If they sau "Hell no! im to much of an asshole to let you earn back any privlages, i want you to be miserable" then all you have to do is put on a fake smile and get all the animals in the forrest to help you clean and tell your mom how lovely she looks BE A BROWN NOSE!It is 100% garinteed (if you have siblings dont fight with them)
hope it helped
nathan


I am scared out of my mind. 16/f
On friday I gave up my virginity to my boyfriend. We used a condom and everything went well. But now, probably because it was my first time, i'm getting paranoid...
I have an irregular period cycle, sometimes going 3 months in a row with no period. I bled a little on friday and had some abdominal cramps on saturday. A friend told me that since it was my first time, it would probably make my period come. But it hasn't yet. I'm getting mild stomach cramps, but no blood. I know it's only tuesday, but I'm scared.
How likely is it that I'm preggers?
How soon can I take a take-home test and make sure it's accurate?? I'm so frightened I may be pg I don't know what to do... (link)
breath in, breath out. you used a condom right? then you probibly are not pregnate. you are suffering from a rare desise called xtreama para noiace. it comes from being overly cautios about little things. the only way to cure this desies it to take a 99 cent preg. test, u can get 1 at like any pharmacy.
hope it helped
nathan


Really had no idea where to put this topic.
and thanks ALOT for reading + replying to this!

I try to be more outgoing and junk.. but like, it doesnt work! I just get more like shy and nervous. sometimes its even nervewracking to just get out of my seat and hand in my test, so i sit there all period looking retarded so i dont have to get up. i mean, its sometimes, when im not in a good mood. its not like i dislike myself or anything.. but i dunno. i seem to get like anxious and when people are nice to me and im not in the mood, though i want to be, i cant like have fun because i feel lazy or like i cant do it or like im embarrassed. im usually not like this but it gets triggered when im in school. maybe its because i dont like my current state and im always saying about things i can improve in the future, like my clothes, and getting more friends, getting better grades.. things like that. i say this like everyday and im even saying it now for tomorrow. but.. then it doesnt really work. i have OK days which can be better and sometimes i be myself then sometimes feel embarrased or whatever over like little things. theres even some kid i like who i dont think will really like me back since he hasnt really seen the real me.. I mean, he's nice to me and all, but I dont want him to think im boring. or any other guys and people. people have been nice to me and stuff, then after a while its like they havent been talking to me and stuff, maybe because i cant catch up or im not as fun? i guess it has to do with my mood.. or i have no idea. im usually fun and stuff, but like.. after school i crash and this enormous headache seems to go away and i just let myself loose and sing and be more outgoing. especially with my neighborhood friends, whom i've known for ever. in school.. like i always say that the next day will be great then in school im counting the minutes on the clock for the next class to come. i dont want to waste my childhood by feeling uncomfortable and such. i dont even say my problems.. only on this site whom i've grow to trust, but.. alot of my problems i keep to myself. i dont even write in diaries because i always fear or someone reading them. i cant really explain it.. i mean, i can be open but not about really really personal things like some of the things i am saying, or some feelings i've felt (not crushes. but even those i say if im good friends with the person). i hope one day it just wont explode.. which is why i love to do sports because its like an outlet. sorry its so dramatic.. but my head is just going crazy. maybe its because of puberty. i have no idea!! it sucks!! i dont know if its because im not confident. i've always thought myself to being that way but maybe im not. maybe im just selfconcious and whatever. i like the way i look.. though i know some things that can be improved like i can pluck my eyebrows, shave my legs, stuff like that. maybe i should be asking.. how do i like my current state? there will always be chances that i can improve myself in the future but how can i get comfy with the way i am now and love myself the way i am now? also.. how do i become more organized? i always hand stuff in late because im always frazzled and wasting time doing nothing on the computer (like im doing now) then sleeping really late.. and sometimes like getting no sleep at all then heading towards school without properly doing homework or studying for tests. dont get me wrong, im a bright student and people know i am very smart. but my mom wont let me join things i like like cheerleading, lacrosse, gymnastics, dance, travel soccer.. well i dont get alot of those special things.. because for one thing.. my family isnt all that rich now (my dad is setting a new company which will be huge, and my moms the only one working.. shes a nurse.) maybe in the winter i can shovel snow with my buds? if thats a good idea.. im also grateful for other suggestions. ack.. why am i so disorganized? how can i fix this? how can i like myself fully now? sorry this is soo long.. but like, thank you very much if you can help because it will really help me a whole lot, in a life changing way, hopefully. again, thank you!!

also, im 13 years old, and a seventh grader. (a girl.. if you havent realized yet.) (link)
wow me to i dont sleep, i eat a little and i am really disorginized. set goals, i cant go to sleep at night cause i dont know why. So i try to go to sleep at like 1 am. i wnet to a study skills class last summer and that helped alot. I started a study group with my friend aaron, all this helped me socialy to! i can talk to ppl easier and can communicate. just try it
hope it helped
nathan


okay well, honestly, im seriously thinking aobut killing myself. my life is horrible. i swear half of the world hates me. i have the absolute worst life that anyone could ever live. i dont want to kill myself but its the only way everyone will stop being rude and making fun of me and everyone will be happy if i am dead. i know that i need to talk to someone about it but i just cant. please help me. (link)
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO HELL? if you commit suiced you will, i suggest you read the book Tears of a Tiger, a kid killed him self and scared his little brother FOR LIFE his mom is freaking gunna go insane and he is going to hell! you DONT want to be that person. be nice to people and they will be nice back. What ever you do suiced is NOT an option
hope it helped
nathan (dont drink and drive either)
why did the chicken cross the road?
to show the armadilo it could be done.


i dont know what to do iam a 15 year old girl and i have never met my mom she walked out on my and my dad and i have a little borhter that i havnt seen since the 5th grade he is younger than me and i miss them terriably .. they live in a town outside were i live, the guy that likes me found them for me and foudn there adress and telephone number .. what should i do .. if i phone them or write them a leter.. what should i write.. this is so unbelivebly personal so .. think about it hard befor you answer please.. thank you (link)
tell her you miss her and ask if u can meet at chiilys or the mall and go shopping or some shit like that. tell her u miss her like 3 or 4 times to make her feel sorry (lol) but 4 real you are the 2nd person who has found their mom tonight, i wish i was the third...
hope it helped
nathan
(please review my post to the other person)


i have found out were my birthmother lives and everything .. what should i do .. i dont know what to doo what would be best she obviously didnt want me around in the first place.. but wat i can i do to meet her and my little brother i have never met.. i neeeeeeeeeeeeed hhhhhhheeeeeelllppppppppppp please :( (link)
YOU LUCKY ASS SON OF A BEETCH! I am adopted to, I have never me my mommy ether. I dont realy know what to tell you but if u really wanna see here then go for it! call her up or email her. i dont really care, i think my birthmom is a slutty whore who never cared about me, but that is my opinion. Dont listin to me listin to your heart (lol that sounds really gay)
hope it helped
nathan
ps i really am adopted and i said that that was my opinion and therefor you cannot make me change how horrible i think that is. i do think my mom is a slut becuase she had sex with my dad when she was 19, at 18 she had sex with ANOTHER man, creating my older sister. we are 11 months apart. either mym mom is a slut or she moves fast.


ok, i'll get right to the point, what the heck is a gyno???? i'm 15/f and have a very sheltered life. does going to one hurt? what do they do to you exactally? i'm not sexually active, do i still have to go to one? no, i'm not that regular yet, but i don't seem to be having problems. but i'm nervous. so please help! (link)
may i suggest google, wikipedia, urbandictionary or dictonary.com, you probibly spent more time writing this question than it would have taken to look it up on any of these
hope it helped
nathan
PS (i have no friggin idea either)


15/f
K, well I've liked this guy named Jeremy for about a year and a half now. We are really good friends, but nothing happened between us at all for about a year because he had a girlfriend. I noticed a change right away in our relationship once he broke up with his girlfriend. He flirted with me a lot more, and just gave me more attention.

Anyways, at the beginning of the year, I told him I liked him and he told me he liked me back and thought I was cute. Well, that same weekend he went and made out with 2 girls. Ever since then, he's been known as this big partier. I have gone to a couple of parties with him, and I know that he just wasn't in the mindset for a serious relationship.

Then, as we got even closer in the last few weeks, he told me that he was ready for a gf and that he wanted to hook up with me in my hot tub this weekend. Now, I've always imagined making out with him so of course I was all ready to say yes.

But now, I wonder ... he might just be leading me on again, and telling me he wants a relationship so that I am more willing to fool around with him. I don't want to just be his make out buddy. So -- what do I do? Do I risk being used and just have fun this weekend, or do I tell him that's not such a good idea? (link)
ask him to eat over w/ your parents. no for real! thats what i told my gf who i didnt know about. ends up she just was some sex addict who though i had a big "ehhhm" u know
hope it helped
nathan


Okay so the guyy I like wants to mess around okay...and he like is going to be back online uber soon and he's gonna talk to me...like expected if you know what I mean...WHAT DO I SAY TO HIM? (link)
mess around? sex? or like movie and do bad shit? well hell if is sex and ur okay with it say, okay sounds like fun. if not be like uhhh mabey later and if its bad shit and a movie, well ya know thats always fun so say hell yeah lets go!
hope it helped
nathan


okay well yesterday i was at JCPenney and i know this is really really really stupid but my friend stole a bra and she told me to take 2 of them so i did... we took off the tags and everything and we put them in out purses.

now i feel soo soo soo bad. i seriously don`t know what to do. please don`t say anything about talking to my mom or to someone about it or also don`t say take it back to the store or anything related to going in the store. i swear i never want to go into JCPenney's again. and it`s not my friends fault, it`s my fault for doing it. i am religious and a catholic and i was wondering if i went to church (not confession) if i prayed do you think God forgive me or not ..? will anything bad happen to me?! ugh please help. i`m so confused about what to do. thanks so much.

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God will forgive you, dont worry. no matter what you do. He died on the cross so u COULD be forgivin. + do the right thing, tell your friend she should stop (even if the bras were hot)
hope it helped
nathan


I am always sad, it's been a recurring problem for months. I have no idea why, I'm not really stressed or anything. I am just depressed/sad. I cry at least once a day, sometimes very hard. What is wrong with me? Should I be seeing a doctor? I've told my parents, and they actually don't believe me, they tell me I'm fine, and are sarcastic. (link)
Depression can be a mentalcondition and can be serious, talk to a doctor for real! My sistster got depressed once and cut her self, my dad like filpped out! dont do anything stupid, dont pick up smoking pot either (trust me) even if it does make it better
hope it helped
nathan


14/f
This is a lame question. Buuut.
Okay for a long time my boyfriend and I have done stuff like fingering and that but he's gone away to Europe for 2 months. I keep getting sexual urges.
Okay. sooo. what are the best ways of masturbating. like if you dont have a vibrator. just wondering.
thankies. (link)
well check google, i am a male and i mean i finger my gf but i dont realy know like the toys and shit but she says its hot when she uses like a showerhead (i think its hot two)
hope it helped
nathan


What should I get for my 19 year old boyfriend?? I got him a $25 dollar gift card to Best Buy cause I know he likes electronics... i'm 17 by the way. Anyway, yeah what should I get him?? Or haha not to sound like a whore, but I would go to even farther lengths if you know what I mean *wink wink* haha. We haven't had sex with each other yet and we're both not virgins so idk you help me to decide ^_^ (link)
oh look its spiderman saving maryjane's ass again. but wait SHE DOESNT CARE!! look if you want to go ahead the best buy thing, nice, who doesnt like music? the sex thing, sure, who doesnt like sex?
hope it helped
nathan


i know i know, these stupid christmas
questions. there must be a million
on here already. but i was thinking
about baking my boyfriend of eight months
some cookies or cupcakes or something
for christmas and then making him
a big card and writing a cute note
in there =]. for his birthday, i wrote
him a very sweet, meaningful note and
he seemed to love it. so i thought he would
maybe like something i made/baked. do you
guys think he would like it? if not; what
else could i get/make him? thankss :] (link)
i am 14/m and i love cookies. I dont know any sane man who could resist a peanutbutter cookie
hope it helped (cause u made me hungry)
nathan


14/F

hi!! okay, so i want your honest opinion and what you would do for yourself, not the same old, just go for it and if he says no, then that's the worst that can happen.....i need a REAL solution. (Please ^_^ )

so, i REALLY like this guy, (i even dream that we r dating sometimes--scary huh??) but i don't know if he knows i exist...literally. He's a sophmore, and i'm a freshman. He's on the basketball team (he's been on varsity since frosh year), so he's really good. I am on the volleyball team. He is 6'8", i am 5'2". HUGE difference. I live in a place where the year and hight make a pretty big differnce. :( so, what to do. I've like this guy for over a year, but i don't know if he's noticed me becuase....well....i'm shy, SHORT, younger, and well, not in his circle of friends (although my bro is the manager of the bball team he's on) (link)
Well you can put a little flirt in your game, that is sexy. And tell your brother to stop being such a dick i mean come on! what kind of ass hole doesnt love their sister, anyways. I (personaly) think short girls are further up on the sexy scale and there you have an advantage. I am going to tell you what you didnt want to hear also, GO FOR IT! hees a guy, ur a girl, and i have no life! Screw it! there are billions of guys and alot are sexy (like me) and if this guy says no then well hees not even your type! get to know him become his friend, then ask him out
hope it helped
nathan (srry bout the long ass answere)


does anybody have any suggestions for auditiioning for a musical? our school is holding audtions for beauty and the beast and i really want to make it. or any general ideas to become a better singer in general. thanxs (link)
practice practice practice until you cant practice any more. Use a note thingy (tells you what note you just hit) and a metronome
hope it helped
Nathan
(Dont lose your voice)


How do you have sex and can u tell me all of the risks and such cuz i cant talk to my dad and i dont live with my mom. (link)
how to have sex: go to your local pharmacy and buy a condom, Put it on, Then insert the penis into the vaginal area, Experemnt, Feel good
STDs=Sexualy Transmited Desies/ WEAR A CONDOM! if you wear a condom then you have a low chance of STD and of pregnancy + a 99.9% chance of either
Hope it helped
nathan


My Name is Felicia I am a Girl, and I am 14. The other day my friend, i'll use the name Mary to protect her identity, told me she had a secret to tell me, and that I couldn't tell anyone. I agreed, she told me she was bullimic, and that she had been for a year. I am so worried about her. It has gotten so bad, that now she refuses to eat anything. I love this girl to death, and don't want her to get hurt, but I also want to remain her friend. If you could please help me...it would be nice. I need to know if I should tell someone, and risk losing our friendship, or not tell someone, and let something bad happen to her. HELP PLEASE!!! (link)
You dont have to tell on this friend "Mary" but you can always give one of your teachers or other friends a "tip" to watch her eat at lunch, let them be the one getting screwed over with her, not you! Keep your friendship AND get her back on track!
hope it helped
Nathan


I bought 'The Sims 2' and I'm trying to install it on my computer. Right when I put the disc in, it asks me which language I want it it, then something pops up, and it says to look for a code on the box and then type it in the little spaces. I feel stupid saying this, but I can't find the code. I've looked everywhere and it's not on the box! Does anyone know how I can get the code somehow? thanks! (link)
look in the gay manual, im sorry i ment game manual, anyways I totaly suggest a diffrent game, I got stuck in that game then I bought the 10$ mods and i pretty much wasted alot of muny, how about a diffrent game like a shooter or age of empires
Hope it helped
nathan


how do i restart my computer like its brand new? i've done it before but i forget how. (link)
All you do is hold the power button down for like 4-5 seconds and it will turn off, almost all comuters do it, I have a mac and a windows (i dont know about linux)
Hope it helped
Nathan




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