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Q: Is it healthy for a guy to want to have sex like 3/4 times a day? Is there a healthy average amount for a couple to do...both aged 37?

Just curious. He says I don't fulfill his needs.

Not really, 3/4 times is a bit much. maybe umm 1 time every two weeks at the most. that seems a bit too much still. and if you don't fulfill his needs, rethink him: sex shouldn't be something you do ALL the time

Q: when u answered my question before it didn't show
up. could you write it again without the window open?

i don't know if i can help you....because i did answer your question...but to target to other iframes, you should, after the url, type in
target="_blank" so it would look like a href="...." target="_blank"

Q: i have frames on my site and when you click a button on the menu part it opens in that part. How do i get it to open on the page next to it?

Hey! ok, here it goes,
first, your iframes all need names, so here is the code for the entire iframe:

so now that your iframes have names, all you need to do on your menu is have this code for each link:
LINK TEXT HERE

thats all there is to it :) i hope i helped :P

Q: i masterbate every day maybe wice or once is it normal plz let me know

well it depends. masterbating is fairly common, as long as you do it privately. it is only ok if it is in YOUR home (where NOBODY can see you). if you are doing it outside in the public, the the answer is no. don't worry, if it is private, i think it is a-ok. hope i helped :)

Q: I have a friend that moved to Richmond. He says it's a waste of my money to visit her because there is absolutely nothin to do there. Does anyone live in Richmond, Virginia that knows this is true?

i live in northern virginia, right outside DC. there is a TON of stuff to see in richmond, if you like historical stuff

Q: MY BEST FRIEND IS MOVING TO NEW YORK AND I AM ACROSS THE U.S. WHAT SHOULD I DO???

well you shouldn't worry about it. your friend is going through a harder time than you are. see, i move a lot and i always want mine to be supportive and not all in my face. i always hate it when they get mad at me...i'm leaving all my friends, they are only missing one. you sound like you're in the right track. just be nice and maybe give her a cute going away party before she moves

Q: How can I get the entire United States to convert over to the metric system? We're like the only country that uses idiotic "standard" units of measurement that make no sense, it costs our companies money and it's annoying to learn about two systems in school. I need to launch a huge enourmous campaign to take over the country!

i wish i could help!! email the president!

Q:

...I want world peace. Anyone with me?

YES!! I am!!

Q: i dunno if this is the right subject 4 this but..im homeschooled and i wanna play sports cuz i wanna be able 2 beat my crush in sports and impress him. do u guys know any way i can get into a sport even though im homeschooled?

try a community team...do you have local teen centerS?

Q: OK, yesterday, I was in my bedroom and I was getting my journal out to write in it and i couldn't find my pencil, then i saw it on the table and it was too far for me to reach it and when I was stretching my arm to get it, it moved into my hand. My window wasn't open so that rules out wind. Am I telekenisis?

that is impossible...ooh wait, are you magnetic?

ha ha!! rofl

Q: How do I get kids to show up for debate practice, or to take chess practice more seriously?

Chess isn't all fun and games if you want to get good. And it's frustrating to go to tournaments and lose all the time, so I'd think they'd want to get better. Study. Too much like schoolwork.

At least they're showing up for chess practice. I'm getting almost nobody to debate practice. And this was their idea, too.

Hey! I sound like the typical age group you are speaking of. well, I always want to go to practices (i'm in sports) when the teacher/coach makes it fun. let me give you an example:
my horseback trainer makes me want to come because she promises me that if i spend 75% of the time doing what she wants me to do, i can have the 25% remaining time to do whatever i wish (as long as its appropriate).
i hope i helped :)

Q: I work for a junior high school and there are plenty of good looking kids in the school. I am only 23 so I don't think it is wrong to like these students, not that any physical atraction would take place. But, there was one time, last week, were the most popular person in my Language arts third period class fingered and physically touched me! I was actually turned on! So, I told him to meet me at my house TOMOROW! I feel like I owe him either an appology... or a thanks. (if you know what I mean!)
What should I do
Master Bater

I highly doubt you are a teacher. You said you teach Language Arts? Well let me give you a quick lesson:
"But, there was one time, last week, were the most popular person in my Language arts third period class fingered and physically touched me!"
Thats very grammatically incorrect. You should've said:
"However, there was one time last week when the most popular person in my third period Language Arts class fingered and physically touched me."
dude, i'm in 8th grade AP english. i know how to talk if i am trying to make a point that i am capable of doing what i say i do.
and come on, if you are really a teacher, which i doubt, you would go to the administration and tell them what happened. you said what he did, which sounds like sexual harrassment. get it? tell someone!!! or stop impersonating teachers.
please email me and tell me what you think of my advice ;)

Q: What can I do about those annoying idiots online who never bother to spell anything right? (a.k.a. newbies). They're really annoying! Everytime I run into one online I just want to stab a fork into an electrical socket... It tingles, but then you die. Can anyone help?

i dunno...maybe u can stop goin on dose net chat bordez so u dont have ta c dem nemore. u can alsoo stop goin on da net all 2gether so u dont have ta see it nemore at all... r u 1 of dose freaky elglish teachers? cuz u act like 1. & y do u wanta kill "newbiez?" im not a newbie. ive been on da net 4 many many many yrs.

Q: I like to eat the crumbs, and small ones first, even if I have to dig deep in the bag. Sometimes, I dump them out to get to the small ones. People think I'm weird. Am I?

ha ha! you are!! k, sorry bout that...i am too! lol...but i dont go to the extreme of emptying them out to get the crumbs

Q: Everytime someone says anything (even joking around) she will get all offended and go off in a strop. I told her that she takes things to seriously and she got im a mood with me. I really dont no wot 2 say 2 her now - any ideas?

yea, i can be like that. maybe your mate is supersensitive and has a hard time differenciating between joke and insult. nevertheless, if something is rude or hurts someone's feelings, then maybe they shouldn't even joke about it.

Q: i like this boy at school but i am in grade school is that to young to start a relatioonship

then wait until you're a bit older. ha ha! they always ask these kinda quesiions and it is ALWAYS obvious what the answer is. just WAIT. if you say you are too young, then obviously, dont start a relationship!

Q: well ive been doing this for about two or three weeks now and id like to get some peoples advice who have been doing the whole advice column longer than i....is there anything i should change. should i be alittle less harsh maybe not speak my mind so much i dont kno i would love someone to critique me thank in advance -me

wow, you're advice column is great! you seem to take it more serious than I!! lol

Q: Has anyone seen (or written) a tutorial about making these? I'd really like to do them but I don't understand how they work. What makes them so detailed while being so tiny? Do they just make a regular graphic and then zoom in? I don't think that would work.

Thanks. :)

http://mysticalswirls.vze.com :) i have some cool codes, and a very basic "how to start a site" tutorial

Q: all my pets have died and my mom says i cant get anymore because she thinks i am not responsible. what do i do?

first: did you kill the pets? if they all died...
sorry, just had to let that out.
second: well try and show you mom how responsible you really are. if you are old enough, try to get a job that involves animals

Q: i have this friend. shes a really good friend of mine. we got on really well. but about a year ago she started to show her true colours. everything i said i liked she said she hated, but then about 2 wks later she would say she liked it having forgotten she said she hated it. ive found she started to copy me aswell. she started to take my friends away. she can be really nice....but she has mood swings. she likes to critisise a lot. she can become very bitchy when she doesnt get her own way. she likes to take control and tells me she hates it when others take control. she seems to contradict everything.
i think that our friendship is deteriorating. i dont want it to. what do i do? i dont want to hurt her feelings? shall i say anything? i feel trapped.

It sounds like you 2 were never really friends. she sounds like she thinks of you as her idol and is trying to "become" you. she at first said she hated what you like possibly because she didn't want you to realize this. however, its very obvious now that she does want to "be" you. talk to her. tell her that you like her no matter who she acts like. but for her to be your friend, she needs to be herself.

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Hey Everyone!! My Name is Lara. Thats my picture above ^^^ on a horse I used to have... k...dont have any pictures with my face :/ Umm soo Feel free to ask any question you need to ask. I love to help people! dont feel shy at all, I'll never know who you are unless you tell me :D
xoxo,
Lara