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you know those plaid shorts from hollister or abercrombie that everyone is wearing?


http://www.abercrombiekids.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10101&catalogId=10851&productId=316894&langId=-1&categoryId=12152&parentCategoryId=12103&colorSequence=01


http://www.abercrombiekids.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10101&catalogId=10851&productId=337680&langId=-1&categoryId=12152&parentCategoryId=12103&colorSequence=02


in your opinion, do you think shorts like that are cute? (link)
Personally, those shorts are nothing special other than the fact that they're short shorts which guys love to see on girls no matter how they look, and coming from abercrombie I bet that they're pretty over priced as well. Coming from the tri-state area no body even wears abercrombie. Most guys think the brand is one of the worst, and especially considering the prices they charge for their clothes.



hey :] 15/f

okay. there's this hot guy i met through my brothers soccer (hes older and he helps out b.c hes coaches son). last week we talked for so long and stayed like 45 mins after practice just to talk. He added me on msn and we talk there too. He asks me if i have a b.f (then i say no and he says im smart:P) and he tells me im cute and he said he lets beautiful girls like me call him. He always compliments me when we talk face to face (like i bet you're really good and im more interested in your pilates then my workout etc.) He goes to another school though so i cant see him everyday(N) My question is does he like me? (link)
Well, yes, but those are some cheap compliments, and at his age a younger cute girl is very lustful for him I'm sure. Especially one that practices pilates. FYI he sounds like a jock that's trying to knock you up.

Within the text "he lets beautiful girls call him" on second thought I know he's bad news. That's honestly a pretty fucked up thing to say, and I warn you to be slow to judge for not picking up something bad about that. Now you know he's talking to a lot of girls, because of their physical features.


Why is it that movies look so much different than that of a home video camera. I use all the same camera techniques it's jus the quality and idk but i was wondering if anyone knew how to make it look more like movies*** (link)
To get to the quality of those scenes you see in moveis is actually a very complex operation. People make a living on the lighting alone, not to mention the $15,000 digital camera so I not sure you're prepared for a novels length answer, but if you're actually trying that hard you should look into a school that has a video production class: a tech school.


i think i have a problem or something.
its like no matter what i eat, im always hungry ! and i can never stop eating. i will just eat so much that my stomach starts to hurt & i feel like im going to throw up.

its been like this for a few weeks now and i dont know what to do.
i dont want to gain any weight because its bathing suit season, but i just cant seem to stop eating. Like i will eat a meal, and then go snack.

so is there anyway for me to stop eating 24/7?
or what are some really filling foods?

thanks ! (link)
Being blunt, it's called sacrifice, and discipline. Eating all the time kills your metabolism, and causes higher amounts of calories to be stored so if you think becoming a fat ass is worth satisfying your selfish, pathetic hunger cravings then go ahead, you soon to be an embarrassing disgusting tub of lard. Reach for another snack. Feel the hunger pain, the pain of your body's fat being eatn away go away, and it's dead now be getting going stronger by mass.


15/f.
how do i become more confident? (link)
I asked myself today: what is a winner, but a lucky loser?

The proclaimed by society greatest minds - people that ever lived after achieving about their highest point of understanding tried to explain that in reality they're no better than one single person.

If you want confidence you have to be totally selfless, but morally conscience as well: don't care what others think of you. For a young woman, and especially all woman it's impossible so well you're either at a dead end here, or you will recognize the fact that we are all equal, and can now stand tall, speaking honorably enough to be listened to.



hmm... i love to work out then relax by tanning.

what are some songs that i can download onto my ipod

that have an upbeat like:
"bounce" by timbaland and
"breaking the habit" by linkin park

that are relaxing like:
"how to save a life" by the fray
"faraway" by nickelback
"dont wanna say goodbye" by jagged edge

i like rap, rock, hiphop, etc. (link)

I used to listen to linkin park, disturbed, and rap coming from everyone else's radio. Those bands are far from what I'd in the least call decent songs. They're just about being trendy with those electronic beat making machines they got today, and are far from the reality of the proper composition of elements that make a real great song. Bottom line is linkin park, and nickel back, any rap song will in time just leave you dry.

If you're into downloading songs you might want to give van halen, rush, eagles, def leppard, and the police. Their songs are mind blowing, never die, are pretty chilln, and have some of the best music artist in them of all time. Music's another world when it's all about the sound, and not the image at all unlike all the new bands that are out today.




What does a guy really want in a (14 year old) girl?? (link)
This world is sick, and disgusting: the phrase tight, and young should explain it all to you.

Truth be told, the majority of older guys fantasize about about young girls all the time based on that so beware when tall, dark, and handsome comes your way.


i was at a sleepover and 2 of my friends talked crap about my other friend and i told my friend they did and that friend is gonna tell the friends who did it that she knows...and they're gonna find out its me but they're my good friends and i dont want them to hate me WHAT DO I DO!!!! (link)
In the worst case scenario you're as good as dead to them. You took advantage of their trust, and used it against them. It's the most horrible thing you can do to another. In some parts people of such acts are known as scumbags.

If you want your friends back, explain to them your mistake, that you'd never screw anyone over again, and it's a 2nd chance they'd not regret giving to someone. Maybe even teach them the same lesson.


I have a big problem wit my best friend and my mom. My mom hates her. Shes a good person she just does bad stuff like smoke drink fight ect.But also we have kind of split apart a little because she gets so jealous of everyone im with.. my mom doesn want me hanging out with her neither does my boyfriend. but i dunno what to do. i feel bad. should i just lie to my mom and tell her im going out somewhere else when im hanging out with her. what should i do? Also its getting really she gets so mad at me when i hang out with my bf she is like u never have time for me is always him. it annoying me now. I love my boyfriend and i want to spend time with him. pleasee helppp me. (link)
A good person that does bad stuff. First of all you need to get the balls to decide which, because that makes no fucking sense at all. If you want to be her friend then have to courage to decide that she's fucked in the head, and then collect thoughts to everything she's doing bad, tell what she doing. Don't put your opinions into the equation, any emotions, just verbal facts. You can't let her back into any corners that way, and say something back if you just tell the absolute noble truth.

As far as your bf, just tell her you'd rather hangout with a cock, and balls at the moment. If she can't understand that than she's probably a lesbian. Odds are if some of the bad things she does are drugs, then she's been with other girls before.


Is it wrong to want a lot of affection from my boyfriend? He was never really into being all touchy and stuff but he's changed a lot since he fell in love for the first time- me being the one.
I get cuddles and kisses, but I feel like i'm constantly giving him every possible moment I can to make him feel good. Head jobs are ALWAYS on my mind coz I like that he blows. (sorry to be gross.)
I just want anything sexual from him all the time. I cant get enough of my own boyfriend who's 19 and im 20. He' so good looking. I always touch myself over him. Is that bad? (link)
"Hold on Loosely, but don't let go
If you cling too tight babe,
you're gonna loose control," - .30 Special, Hold On Loosely. Great song.


i've had a crush on this one guy for pretty much 6 years. it's so weird, we BOTH liked each other, and we both knew it, but neither of us ever said anything. we dated other people. it sounds so stupid, but i'm infatuated with this kid. we've only spoken twice. anyway, i haven't seen him in like a year. i'm going to a party tomorrow night and he's going to be there. he's single. what am i supposed to do? this is badly worded but i am stressed and sleepy :( (link)
Dominate him, and I literally mean dominate. Sounds like he's a pretty sad, shy, sad fuck to me, and he just needs to be shoved. I aint a problem for a woman to be forward at all. Guys are the ones who have to watch out. Just make sure you guys had a few beers, and then it'll be easy.


ok, well here latley i have been getting less hickups (sp?) more often. i've never had this before. its like i have maybe, 6 hickups at a time, like, every 20 min. or so. it drives me nuts. what is wrong wit me?? thanks! (link)
hiccups are a mystery even to the modern sciences we have today, believe it or not. Some people can have them all day, even for weeks, and in rare cases years - there are people who have had hiccups for years, and still do! And there's no cure, no cause. The whole thing is a complete mystery to the world.


I steal and I cheat and i LIE and I hack and do bunch of illegal stuff and i ususally do this to the people that actually trust me (which isnt a lot of people these days) and i don't know how to stop it or what to do, i want to becoma a good person with good karma, bu it just doesn't work. Has anyone ever turned their life around COMPLETELY? for the better.. and how'd you do it? (link)
I lived right next to the projects all my life, but it wasn't until I got lost in them, and sae another world of complete anarchy that I changed. I saw the world upside down, and inside out from being in the debts of hell. It made me realize how sad it is - a world that consists of nothing but hate, mistrust, and addiction, but only due to people's choice. I didn't change quick, but slowly I did from flashbacks of horrific things I remember seeing.

About a year later it made me think about it, and the only thing that made me feel better, and seemed to be the answer are the words of christ. Now don't mistake me for one of those christian faggit assholes that hide behind the bible. I don't ever go to church, or pray, but the very few times I ever did manage to get some literature from jesus christ's preaching they were actually beautiful.

Now I'm not saying go get lost in the hardcore ghetto where you're lucky you didn't get stabbed for being white, but try to recognize your choices, and the harsh consequences that'll fuck you up right in your ass badly someday once it's way to late if you chose the darkside. It's up to you where you want to go with yourself. Think about where you are, and what you got, then where you could be without even just clean water. Me, I can't even stand tap water, and that's how spoiled I am. Meanwhile 20 kids just died from dehydration while I wrote this.


When people self-mutilate themselves they're actually just being selfish. People just don't get it. They think they deserve at least so much, but really no one (every myself) is worth anything at all, because everything comes down to luck. Your only hope is your own sanity, and moral conscience. I guess like I told myself metaphorically when I was growing up, "It's time to move on soldier," and that's even if you're shot.


that what your advice was but i don't think i am being selfish, I don't think i deserve enything great and i know i am not going to get enything great but i want my lil sister to have things as great as i can get them for her.My mother is abusev and I alway protected my lil sis thats not selfish at all, at least i don;t think so.Why do you think it selfish of my? (link)
Well because ultimately you're thinking about yourself before, and as you're make those scaring fashion statements on your wrists.
As for your sister the best thing you can do is explain to her that it's really stupid, and making herself feel better isn't the way to go about handling problems, because she's actually suppose to feel sad inorder to recognize something wrong.



I've been going out with this guy about a month now. We like each other very much. Just two days ago he was telling me how I'm the only one for him and how he likes me so much. Yesturday I found that he got drunk three days ago and had sex with some dirty girl from school. He claims that he remembers nothign of it. He apologized many times. I don't really know what i should do. I still like him a lot but he still went too far with that girl. I dont know whether i should forgive him and go back with him, forgive him and just stay friend, or completely shut him out. And it would be weird at school because i see him for every class. He's 17 and I'm fourteen by the way. (link)
He's just looking to get some, just like me, and younger girls are considered target pratice for the thing, because they simply just want to date older men thinking it means they're more mature. Get over him, dump him, he won't even care. It's sad, but true.


does stretching burn fat? (link)
Stretching makes your joints pretty powerful, and if you put effort into it it can be work out, so I'd have to say it does, but in reguards to burning fat running is the best way to go, and I personally think it keeps you from being sick.


For as long as I can remember my family has been realy srued up.I think that every think that has happind is makeing me depressed, my sister cuts herself and now I almost think I want to cut myself to.I know nothing is going to get better only wores so there is nothin I con do.How can I deel with my family so that i don't end up cuting myself? (link)
When people self-mutilate themselves they're actually just being selfish. People just don't get it. They think they deserve at least so much, but really no one (every myself) is worth anything at all, because everything comes down to luck. Your only hope is your own sanity, and moral conscience. I guess like I told myself metaphorically when I was growing up, "It's time to move on soldier," and that's even if you're shot.


I'm only 13 but I want to have sex really bad, is that normal? (link)
I've been trying to go at it since it I was a real yongster, so once again don't worry about it, but make sure you know what the hell you're doing.




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