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IM A GANGSTER.. STRAIGHT UP G. HAHA OKAY UHM WELL MY NAME IS DZANA IM 13 BUT IVE EXPERIENCE ALOT IN THOSE 13 YEARS SO YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING AND ILL TRY TO HELP xO

P.S- THERE IS SUCHA THING AS A STUPID QUESTION OKAY LOL SO IF YOUR GONNA BE A LIL SMART ASS THATS GONNA ASK GAY QUESTIONS F.Y.I THEY WILL BE DELTED

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HEY! im really skinny im about 95 and im 15 its sooo hard for me to gain any weight how can i gain weight?

woah yea you are lol umm dont eat junk food even tho that will gain a lot of weight its not healthy you should eat more meals or less meals but bigger servings... hope it hellped x0x0 Dzana ♥

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ok i lyk this guy. ive liked him for a long time. ive known him since about kindergarten and now im in 8th grade nd ive liked him since 6th. i had a friend ask him out for me last year but he just sed maybe. out of 3 girls he liked he chose 2 ask out some1 else. this year we have no classes 2gether nd i still rele lyk him. hes rele popular. he lyks 1 girl tat i no of for sure nd shes more popular than i am so wats a girl lyk me 2 do im just a lil bit popular. he told me tat we will always be close friends but he doesnt act lyk it except @ dances! i wanna be so much more than friends! wat should i do?!?!?!

okay you seem pretty like worried about your popularity.. you shouldnt reallli worry about that too much if this guys realli likes you he wont either... you've known him forever aperantly and i think he should start realizing that you like him like if you hang out with him alot orwatever you kno just give him a lil time and try to be around him as much as possible and then if he doesnt get the point you could have a friend tell him if your shy or just tell him yourself and you have to see how he feels about you.. you realli cant do anything if he doesnt feel the same way but if he does then he should eventualli ask you out... he shoudlnt care that your not that popular thats kinda stupid .... well i hope i helped if you need anything else you kno were to find me x0x0 Dzana ♥

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I beat my girlfriends ass the other day when she cheated on me and the dude that she had sex with me is somwhere in the river with a big ass hole in his back from my .16 gauge Shotgun.. I think she's going to go to the police and tell on me.. i think ima pop that bitch with a semi-auto if she tells on me so what should I do?

wtf!!! get out of here are you fuckin stupid ! she onli cheated on you its not like she did something extremely bad that doesnt give you the rite to shoot anyone dumbass i think she should tell the police n get your ass in jail bitch x0x0 Dzana ♥

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HI,
My grandma abuses me what should I do?

hi okay wow um you should definently[sp] tell an adult that you trust and have them report it to child abuse hotline orwatever ... x0x0 Dzana ♥

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i have brown eyes .. so for make-up i just put on mascara .. but i think that i need more than that .. but i don't want to make it look too dramatic .. kind of natural looking .. you know?have any suggestions?

hey i have brown eyes too! what ii do is i apply mascara onli on the upper lashes and get black eye liner for the bottom.... you could try liquid eye liner also it makes it darker and realli stand out! and its still natural looking... um for eye shadow try out any bright shades like green that gives it contras and brings out your eyes and it also looks reelee prettiie! hope i helped x0x0 Dzana

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Um.. I think the realest rapper out there is KanYe West but people tell me i'm an idiot for saying that but wtf man? He's hella cool.. like.. listen to his music fo real to understand him so how do I get these knuckleheads to understand where im comin from?

okay well ... i dont reallii listen to rap all that much but ... you could tell those "knuckleheads" to actualli listen to his music and then they can say wtf they want and if they still dont agree with you after that then theres realli nothing you can do about it but let em listen to some of his music and see wat they think... hope i can help x0x0 Dzana ♥

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umm .. okae .. theres this really cute guy at school right?well we talk and everything and he tells me about all of these girls .. but i think i like him?..okae .. i do like him .. butttt to the rest of the girls that like him - i'm nothing .. but we're cool .. and he acts like he likes me .. geeze i'm so confused .. can you help?
thanks =)

hey okay umm you shouldnt do anything yet... xept flirt with him like alot!!!! after a while he would probablii get that you like hhim but if not you should telll him and dont be afraid to get rejected ... and see if he acts like he likes the other girls too cuz he mite just be doing that to get girls to like him or for attention but if he doesnt thenyou should definantlyy tell him and go on from there .. hope i can help x0x0 Dzana

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Well theres 3 siblings in my family including me and im the middle child.My parents always forget about me they usually like my younger brother the most and they adore my big sister what should i do for them to notice me that imtheir child!!!!!!!!??? PLIZ TELL ME __lUv AnOnYmUS

AWE! okay well you could try helping out around the house or doing somethign that your other sibblings dont do and try to behave better than them ... hope it helped x0x0 Dzana

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i was wondering if 5'7 is way too tall for a girl and can they wear heels? -xox-emily--

hey!! noo 5ft 7 is normal ... as long as its not like 6ft then its fine ... and yeaaa of course they can were heels but not too big of heels or they'll look like freakiin giants ... hope i awnsered your Q ... x0x0 Dzana

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There`s a really hot guy I like..but I don't know if he likes me. What should I do to get him to notice me? Thanks babe!!♥

first of all definantly be yoursself at all times .... flirt alot with him ... & maybee even tell him that you like him and just take it from there and see what happens .. hope i can help x0x0 Dzana

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um...see me and my b/f have been going out for a half year and hes relle hot n sweet but sum times i get the feeling like im not good enough for him ..why is that?

awee.... if he loves you and you love him then you have nothing to worrii about & you guys have been going out for half a year taht means he realli likes you so dont worrii ... hope i can help x0x0 Dzana

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well my ex boyfriends birthday is coming up and we decided we were gonna spend the day together after school or the following day together! weve been broken up for almost 7 months now! ya i know a really long time! but through it all weve been like best of friends and we talk all the time! and weve hung out twice this summer! well he does tell me he knows we both want to be together but it wont work right now because he is dating another girl but they arent going out cause she cant have a boyfriend! and even after being broke up hes like i love u and i always will! and just last night he said he missed us! and i still really care about him! but anyways for his bday i wanna do something really cute! i was already thinking about making him a cake and decorating it all cute and getting him a card! but i was trying to think of something else special i could do to show him how much i care! any ideas? thanks so much!

awee wow thats reallii cute... you guys make a very good couple even tho you have been broken up for a while ... if he tells you taht he still loves you and always will wow then obviouslii he still cares ... the cake idea is very originall i think you guys should go some place quiet and let him know how yoou feel about him ... he would reallii enjoy that since he still loves you .... just try your best and let him know how much you still care trust me it'll be a birthday he'll never forget ... hope i can help x0x0 Dzana

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1) im not sure if my b/f really does love me . he said he did but im not that sure because he never really says it but his profile says it a lot ..wat does this mean does he or not?

2) i have have a best friend thats a guy and he like told me he loved me and that everynight he has dreams about me and he cant stop thinking about me .. i have dreams about him too but i dont know why i have a b/f and like hes kinda shy and well my best friend is also very cute ..i dont know wat to do ..i kinda have feelings for him but i also love my b/f? i really need help!!
i rate high!

awee okay
1) hmm your b/f mite just be shy to tell you how he feels but eventualli he should break out of the shell **if he does reallii love you** and he would tell you i mean how long have you two been going out and i dont get whi he doesnt tell you that he loves you but then again he puts it in him profile ...
2) this guy seems like a good b/f .. he tells you that he loves you and he dreams about you & thinks about you all the time ..... and apperantly you like him too .... i personallii think that you should wait a while if you and ur b/f have been going out for a lil bit and see if he breaks out of the shell and tells you how he feels... but if you guys have been going out for a while and he still doesnt tell u he loves you then whii waist your time on him you have the other guy and he loves you and you love him ..... hope i can help x0x0 Dzana

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Well heii grl...i got dis question for u....like okay me and dis guy went out...and den later we broke up....but i still have feelings for him and it has been 2 months since we broke up...well now i still like him but he has a gf...that he is on and off w/...i mean i realli care bout him...i want to tell him but i cant...so wat should i do????...if this makes any sence...plz HELP!!

awee!! well you definently should tell him!!!! like even tho he has a g/f you should tell him ... he mite still have feelings for you too and he needs to know .... if you dont like him alot then i think you should just keep it to your self ... but if you do then goo ahead n tell him ... hope i can help x0x0 Dzama

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hey!umm .. my friend and i babysit our little brothers .. so we usually let them play together and we hang out .. buttt we always end up bored .. and we cant think of anything to do .. we've basically spent our whole summer being bored .. but i was wondering if you had any good ideas?we live pretty far out .. so .. yeah?
--thanx

hmm well you guys could rent a movie or something while your brothers play ... hmmm i realli dont know .. im sorrii ... x0x0 Dzana

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I watch how the moon sits in the sky
On a dark night shining with the light from the sun
The sun doesn't give light to the moon
Assuming the moon's going to owe it one
It makes me think of how you act to me
You do favors and then rapidly
You just turn around and start asking me about
Things you want back from me

Pre chorus:
I'm sick of the tension, sick of the hunger
Sick of you acting like I owe you this
Find another place to feed your greed
While I find a place to rest

I want to be in another place
I hate when you say you don't understand
(You'll see it's not meant to be)
I want to be in the energy, not with the enemy
A place for my head
Maybe someday I'll be just like you, and
Step on people like you do and
Run away the people I thought I knew
I remember back then who you were
You used to be calm, used to be strong
Used to be generous, but you should've known
That you'd wear out your welcome
Now you see how quiet it is, all alone

okkay i dont realli kno what im supposed to say to this ..... x0x0 Dzana

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um, my hair is really thin .. and expecially in the back .. i don't know what to do about it .. i've used extra body shampoos and spray and everything but i'm not sure what i should do about it .. it's some what embarrassing .. can you give me some advice?
-thanks

awee okay first off you should NEVER straighten your hair i dont know if you do or not but it will just make it appear totalli flat .... second whenever you get out of the shower you should blow dry your hair it makes it thiker.... and if you have a curling iron you should try curling your hair it gives it more of a fuller look ... hope i could help x0x0 Dzana

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ok so i have acne and i've tried some stuff but its not working.. its not that bad but still i'd like for it 2 b gone.. so wat do i do?

awee okay i know everyone is telling you to get proactive or watever but you dont have to take it that far if its not that bad ... first of you could start using neutogena on the spot acne treatment i've heard it works very well and you should definantly [sp] use a face wash .... dont OVER use it twice daily is enuff ... if you use it too much it will just make you break out even more ... hope i could help x0x0 Dzana

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ok this is embarrasing but i was really wondering--

what r blue balls?
ya i know personal but alot of people say this and i hav no idea what it means...thanks...i rate high for good answers!

lmao okay. some men may experience cramping and pain in their balls after a long period of sexual arousal but its not going to kill them the pain will go away on its own as the body relaxes if a guy is suffering from blue balls he can always relieve himself by masturbating so yeaa thats pretty much it x0x0 Dzana

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Everytime i shave my legs it hurts because of my razor bumps or burns whatever they're called. How do i get rid of razor burns because everytime i look at my legs i see little red dots where my hair would grow in. So is there anything i can buy or do to make my razor marks/burns/bumps go away?

ummim reallii not sure if there's something you can buy for that but ... you shouldnt realli get razor burns like that! it depends on the razor that you use & the shaving gel *if you use shaving gel** i suggest that you just use any kind of normal lotion on your legs and hope fulli it will go away and try using a different razor .... venus vibrant[sp] works very well .... hope i helped x0x0 Dzana

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