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what are the different bases? like when a guy says he made it to 1st base, or 2nd base... what exactly are they?

Nothing really. He was just simply have a ball game with his friends.

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does anyone have a simple recipie for cookies? i want a variety but i like chocolate chip and basic stuff like that. i'll rate 5 for simplicity!

Do you like cow patties?

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I think that my sister likes my bf, if it helps- I'm 15/f, she's 16/f and he's 18/m. I know that he isn't interested in her because he tells me that he only has eyes for me. But, it seems that whenever him and I are going to go out and do something, she HAS to tag along. Movies, putt-putting, and she never has anyone go with us. So, she's like a third wheel! I dont' know how to tell her to leave us alone and let us do things on our own... HELP!

Say "this is just for us, if you were invited i'd of said so"

Then bitch slap her and walk out.

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Well 2 days ago i went over to my boyfriends house of 5 months for about 5 hours! and everything was great till yesterday. He blocked me onine, And i tryed calling his cell phone but he didn't answer but he called me back saying sorry, he was just miserable about a few things and didn't want to talk to anybody. I was okay with it cause i can understand. Well later that night he told me that he was thinking about us all day and i asked him what? and he said that he doesn't feel "sparks" between us anymore! It kinda hurts to hear that after the day before. What can i do to get the "sparks" back? he sent me a text this morning saying that he really loves me and that he is really in love with me and wants to spend his life with me. but theres soo many things going on around him that hes not sure of what to do. But my question is what can i do to get the "sparks" back, and make him feel better? and please don't say anything sexual cause were both not ready for that. ooo and if it helps im 14, and hes 16!! thanks bunches, i'll rate if you can really help me!!!

I think you'd know a couple ways....

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how do I get chuncks of black eyeliner out my BRAND NEW beige carpet? its like smeared in my carpet... in 3 spots, and ive already made it worse! help

Bleach. Clorox Bleach.

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hey people..lol..how do you let a guy know that you like him and that you want to go out with him..without saying "i like you"???

DeeMocha

"Go out with me"

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Is that really a picture of you?

Do you not like the red hair?

Damn, I knew it was the red hair.

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my friend gave head to a guy over spring break which was in april and the day after she got a cold sore and then the next month she got a couple of cold sores, now she doesnt have any cold sores so my questions are. 1. does she have any herpes? 2. how long does it take to get herpes? 3. whenever a cold sore goes away, how long does it take to come bck when u have herpes

No.

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Hey, how do I uninstall yahoo messenger? I want to get rid of it. I have windows XP. please give me simple directions.

Easiest way is too right click on it if you have it pinned to the start menu, click delete. Then, it will bring up another screen click on "add or remove programs". Find your prog on the list that it brings up and delete it.

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if you have ever seen the ring 2 then in the movie, when the little boy was in the hospital the lady that was talking to him stuck a needle in her neck and killed herself. why did she kill herself????????? was it bcuz the little posessed boy tell her to?? tell me!!!

Hmm what a conundrum. You'll probably have to sleep on that.

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O.K...
does anyone know any websites besides starlightmks, diamondrains, and ticklishdesigns, where i can get graphics???
please help i rate 5's

Yes, think of any other corny site name like cuteraindrops. Because it seems all those sites you listed for graphics have corny names like "cuteraindrops".

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my friends and i listen to rock music, but they always no the new songs that are out, but i never do(bad radio stations). is there a website or something that has all the new music on it???

Who cares.

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theres this thing called zango. it lets you make avatars and icons. i did something to my computer by accident nd this is a sample of wut shows up:

MZ��;ôJlu¹‹~‡å—˺õA¼t¬í’o�Œ
�ñp®ÕCÙ"mTL^S:·Yi…�þ… ðŽýdîs;Îâ* àæý›lCÁ(tÖæqfÎ_ɲkf•í£!#+ù¨#BOeâ™#Ô¯ÁÁ"™¨N¬-m¼øshNŽyÎ�M

You probably dont have the correct software to read that stuff.

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Does anybody know any good work outs to help tone you thighs to make them look nice and not flabby?

Take a jog. Then your fat chunky thighs will look just fine.

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ok mi name is blake and mi best friend is mitchell!!!....if ur wondering i am a girl...i love him with all my heart..but as brother....if he died idk wat i wood do hes mi life..it wood jsut come crubling down..ok he went to maryland to visit family and he flew thr..ok..i had a dream last night and i was crien for 2 hours... i was at a funeral and he was dead...i cant get him out of my head!!...wat shood i do to get him out of mi head until i no how he is???

"if ur wondering i am a girl"

The only thing i'm wondering is how you can function. Your illiteracy is amazing.

"thr"?
"mi"?

In case you said "mi" to shorten it up like you probably wanted to do with all those idiotic abbreviations. Mi is just as small as MY. Meaning, you could have spared yourself and not looked like half the idiot you do now.

Go to grammar class. Those dreams are gods way of punishing you for being an idiot.

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i know this is gross but is it bad if your poop is really green? (two days in a row)

Hahahahaha.

MARTIANS!!! OMFGOZORS!!!!!! MARTIANS!!!

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Hey my friend and I have been friends for a long time. We promised to be best friends forever. Lately though, I feel as if we've grown apart. Just recently we have been going to different middle schools and we won't be meeting up until high school. We haven't been talking to each other much lately, even though we're out for summer break. How can I help improve our relationship?

Hang out more...

Its not that hard.

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so these 3 guys like me and all want to marry me. i haven't known any of them for a REALLY long time..but i know them enough to know all their little secrets and stuff...and i know which one i want to marry...but how do i tell the other ones without hurting them?...

All 3 want to marry you?

Hahaha, get over yourself.

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I am going to be staying in a small village in Northern Italy this summer as an exchange student for 6 weeks! I know I should dress modestly there as to not offend who I am staying with, but what are some cute ways to dress and stay in style while abroad?

Who cares.

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im 13/f and i like a guy that is 16. i have known him since i was born and he was my sisters friend, but then we moved to dallas and now he still lives in seattle. so i just saw him a couple of days ago and now i like him ALOT and like idk wat to do. ive known him my whole! life! and like...he has a gf in california and hes had her for like a few yrs and like they see eachother every month! and like i want to move back to seattle not only b/c of him but my old friends and stuff too. so is there ne thing i can do to like make him like me or stay in touch. BTW i dont have his sn but my sister will get it but like i dont want to tlk to him on that b/c i never really talked to him. HELP!
p.s this is my sn if you can im me for more help! ilove50centmore and that is on aim! plzz help!!!

50cent can lick my ballsack. You have no help from me.

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