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Q: coke or pepsi?
PEPSI!
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Q: what if you like this kid ALOT, and he told u he liked u but u werent sure if u could believe him, and u didnt tell him u liked him, and then ur friend started talkin to him, and u were telling him that they should meet and what not and he was like r u serious whats her screen name and w/e.....what if him and u friend end up doing stuff....
well if i was you, id tell him that u like him, and if your friend did stuff with him i would never talk to that friend again because she knew u liked him alot and she juss didnt care shes not a real friend if she does/did that....and if he did that hes a fuckin whore and hes not worth it..no matter if they were drunk or something...dont take that as an excuse and drank person actions are a sober persons thoughts as my older brother would say
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Q: i always itch on my lips(not where my mouth is). it burns and turns red. i kno i dont have a yeast infection because theres nuthin else wrong i just burn and i dont shave my lips so i kno its not razor burn. i also keep myself clean so i have no clue wuts wrong.
maybe you have chapped lis or maybe even a rash on your lip. try talking to your parents about and go tot the doctor
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Q: I love my boyfriend but how long in a relationship do u think u should wait to have sex?
well first of all it depends on if you guys both love each other and you are commited in doing this. if not then i dont see the big point of doing "it" just wait tilll you both are ready but i am talking like 6 moths to a year to do it
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Q: im 16/f and i weight 110 pounds. am i really really skinny???
no you are not but maybe you might want to add on maybe like 3 pounds just to sure or work out so atleaste you body is made of muscle not skin and bone or fat!
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Q: i am really jealous of my friend...she always gets guys if she wants them and she wicked pretty and has a great personality..........



what if i told u that it was you?!?!?!




it is you!
i dont know how to answer this but everyone is pritty in thier own type of way!
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Q: every time i go around my x b/f he pinches my butt, and i dont like it !!! how do i get him to stop???
well when he pinches your butt pinch his really hard back! lol j/p but you can do it if you wanna but just consult him then next time he does it be like (name) that really hurts my butt and then be like please stop. That what i would do!
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Q: theres this friend that i have, lets call her "lindsay" shes REALLY skinny i mean like a size 1 or 3 and she's like 5' 8" and she weighs like a hundred pounds. the problem is she hardly eats, i'm sayin like she won't eat anything! i was at her house and for breakfast she ate like 2 bites of an apple and said she was full, for lunch, she had a half of a sandwhich, and only took like 2 bites, and she wouldn't eat dinner cuz she said she wasn't hungry. i told her she would hurt herself, and she said it worked for mary-kate! she says her goals for the start of the school year, she wants to be a size 00 and lose 30 lbs! I want to help my friend, what can i do?
Well if she knows what happend to mary-kate then she knows that she isant doing well and since she is "anorexic" she isant fealing good. Tell your friend it is not good bnot to eat. Tell her to keep eating a work out eveyday and she will stay in good shape. Thats what i do and i am looking good {lol} tell her she can really hurt herself if she doesn't eat. eating the the most important thing that keeps you mostly alive and healthy. Try talking to her about this and maybe you guys can go to a gym together after she starts eating good and then she will be much healthier and happier.
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Q: my friend probably weighs like 160 pounds and she is 16 but she wears the hoochie clothes that are like 10 sizes to small for her!! everytime i say to wear clothes that fit or stop wearing hootchie clothes so says u just jealous cuz i look better, but she really really doesnt! everything i seem to say she doesnt listen, i even bought her clothes that fit but she just put them in the back of her closet and never wears them. what do i do and say??!!
tell her that you dont like her wearing clothes like that and it makes you feal unconfortable because the clothes that she wears dont fir her that well. tell her that she needs to find clothes made for her size. i wouldnt want my friend who is large wearing hoochie clothes.. well actually my friend dresses like that and she is kinda u no chubby but i dont dress like that i dress casual and my friend copies off of everything i do so she has stopped waring them.
just come clean and tell her. SHE NEEDS TO KNOW!
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Q: well in my family im the baby and all my life ive been the one who doesnt fit in.. i get along with like one member of my family REALLY well (( one of my sisters )) but she lives in cali so that doesnt help any.. most of hte time i live with my mom stepdad my other sister and i visit my dad.. and ever since i was lil ive alwayz been told ima brat and not gud enuf nor will i ever be.. my family (( especially my mom stepdad and sis )) has alwayz picked on me and alwayz try to find something wrong in everything i do.. its caused a lot of stress and hurt for me but i alwayz thought every kid went thru this cuz its all i knew until recently when i finally told my friends wut i go thru at home.. they say that it isnt normal the way im treated but that i shudnt listen to em cuz im such a gud person and i make gud grades and i dont lie to them or do drugs or am some slut.. ive tried talking to my family and letting them know how much they hurt me but they tell me that i just need to suck it up and stop bein such a big baby..my friends have said my family is messed up cuz they say that but idk i just cant help but let it get to me.. it bothers me that i cant make em proud cause i just want them to for once say they are happy with wut ive done.. please help me find a way that i can make them proud :/
i have the same problem my sister is very smart and athletic and i am not. i get bad grade acorrding to my mom. {{if they not as high as my sisters then they are low}} I was in sports like cheerleading and softball but i was always inelidgble but my mom never helped me and whe i got the # for a tutor, nt nom just hung the # on the fidge and we never call thiswas a year ago. Ifn fact i think it is still upthere. All my mom does is care about ashley. she has to be perfect and she isant.! just try doing som,ething that will get them to notice you like sports good crades join a club make a diffrence get a job and show them how respondsible you are!

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Q: hi, i'm tina/16 go 2 katy...i have a sister that i live w/, n 2 older half brothers who i dont kno, they live w/ their mom, they dont like my dad bc their mom told them when they were little that my dad abandoned them, which is not true, well i have always wanted 2 kno my brothers bc they r a big part of my life that is missing so i want 2 meet them...i mean i think it would be awesome 2 have 2 big brothers 2 protect me...newayz one of them is in iraq right now, but 1 lives in schulenburg where my grandparents live so thats how i kno that my brothers in iraq cuz well its a small town n my grandma has the same hairdresser as their grandmother, lol!!!! we even used go 2 go dairy queen where one of them used 2 work all the time, n it was so weird cuz i knew he was my bro but he had no idea who i was...but i really wanna meet them n i plan on meeting them someday but i really dont kno wut 2 say when i do, i mean they might hate me 2 4 all i kno, n i dont want them 2 hate my dad cuz i kno he loves them a lot, n i wanna be the 1 that kinda reunites them...i jus thought u might be able 2 help cuz u seem like ur good w/ words n stuff, so if u can help thanx
Well try e~mailing them or calling then and see how they like you with you telling about yourself. whe you are with them try to act normal. dont try to impress then sorry i dont have much to say but i hope my info helped!

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Q: Ok, this might sound a little weird.. but my vagina keeps breaking out! I don't know what it is.. but there are all these little bumps on it. Sometimes i even get in grown hairs. To top all that off it smells HORRIBLE! My boyfriend went down on me last week and he almost threw up! What should I do?!? HELP!!
Don't worrie. It is just razor burn. If you shave down there maybe try waxing and it wont "brake out" and for the smells try buy a creme made for you vagina . NOw for the ingrown hairs i dont know what that is but maybe it is from shaving down there i am not sure but maybe you should consult your mom about this. Hope i helped!
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Q: i have this friend, closely resemblance to Marshall Mathers, low life. A couple years back my friend opened his heart to my other friends mother. At that point in time we didnt know that she would be having an affair with a 13 year old. They even did sexual things in public places. Now that we have found out we ask him cause we are horn dogs. But should we be congraulating him, or cutting him down. I think its tight cause he hit that shit, but she is 20 years older then him. Which one is the sick bastard?
God both of them are sick. He isan't all that sick for liking her but to come out about it! and the mother is she on crazy pills! this kid is 13 and wat is she like 30?? that is very wrong. If anyone frderal found out she will be in jail forever!!! that is like freakin michael jackson crap! Did they have sex or oral?? If so that is messed up and you to tell him that that isant right also you need to tell him that if he wants to keep her safe, then keep away from her because she could go to jail. she might even be charche with some sivere if they had any type of sex. She could DIE! well inform your friend about this and if he doesn't care i am sure that she will and if she doeesn't. SHE IS SURE TO BE 100% CRAZY!! Ihope i helped also if you do talk to them please write back to my inbox about what happened. THanks
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Q: I'm in the military, and I work at least 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. Sometimes more. My wife has a job where she works an average of 10-15 hours a week. How much of the house work should I realistically be doing? I know I need to do some of it, but we always argue about it. I'm getting really tired of being insulted and being called "lazy" over this, when shes the one who gets up to 12 hours of sleep on a daily basis. I'm lucky to get 7-8. She says I'm lazy and never do anything, but when I'm not working, shes here and we're spending time together. She gets mad at me for not doing as much as her, but she won't let me do simple things such as the laundy or vacuuming. So how can I help her if she won't let me?
Well it seems your wife wants you to do the hard stuff. Try cleaning the wingows, dusting, cleaning off the tables wash the dishes ceep your house clean, oick up after yourself ect, that is what my mom makes me to sisnce she doesnt have a husband.hope i helped!
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Q: ok u see my b/f well actually i dunno if i wanna call him that ne more but i still will for it wont be confuseing!!ok u see my b/f was cheating on me with me best friend and i found out he broke up with her then he promised me he would never do it ever again so i believed him i mean everyone deserves a second chance i think and today he was at his cuzins and his cuzin fren my other best friend was there hanging out well her and her brother was there and my b/f and her were flirting then they went in his cuzins room and locked the door then her brother walked in on them doing "something" i didnt wanna know wat that sumthing was i stoped my b/fs cuzin which is like my brother but he really isnt and the girl that did it is like my sister and she has a b/f that god she loves him she would never cheat on him and my b/fs cuzin wouldnt lie to me but my b/f and her are both denieing it and i dont know who to believe!!!Confused
GOD if he cheated of your break up with him!!! he soesnt deserve you! but thats my advice do wut chu think is rite. Hope i helped!
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Q: ok well... i have this really good friend...lets say his name is bob.i'm 13 and he's 14 also.we always talk and i flirt with him... a lot! but he just went through a badbreak up with one of my really good friends...i donno if i should tell him i like him... i donno wat my frinds reaction would be if i asked him out and he said yes...
i dont a wanna ruin my relastionsip with my really good friend and bob.wat should i do?
please help me! thanx bunches!!
WELL HOLD UP! DONT EVEN TELL HIM THAT! Just kepp things steady like they were b4 like in 2 weeks then make a move but do not do it right away and make sure its ok with your friend that you do this or you might ruin a good friendship. I have been in that situation and me and my friend well actually we are not friends anymore so dont let him in. wait till things settle down and check wit ur friend first! Hope i helped
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Q: OK well.. there is this guy I like. He's 16 (i'm 14). I talk to him on the internet almost everyday. Well we just had this conversation where he was asking me advice and stuff and he was asking about this girl he liked and if he should tell her or not, so i told him to try hinting to her that he liked her. and he said well i just made a major hint. so i thought it was me :\ and i was like well if the person is who i think it is you have nothing to worry about ;) and then he asked me who i thought it was. so i was like well if you are talking about me, i like you, etc etc etc. but he never really responded to that. so i dont know if its me or not, but i feel kind of dumb because we are supposed to go to the movies tomorrow and i really do like him. so i dont know what to do.
tuff situation. maybe it wasnt you maybe it was. Maybe he didn't respong because it was or wasn't you. you will never know unless you ask him wut is up. The next time you talk to him, ask him about it again and see who it was. I hope it was you! hope i helped
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Q: I am a 13 year old boy, and a friend of mine is really beginning to annoy me. She (Yes, I have a friend who is a girl. No problems there.) keeps on mooning over other guys in front of me, telling me how much she thinks that they're hot, or how good looking they are, or how totally awesome their hair is, etc. CONSTANTLY. I don't think that there has ever been a moment where she's not talking about some other guy.

Sometimes, I suddenly get this weird jealousy feeling, but I don't feel jealous, I just want her to stop talking about other guys, and have us just be friends again.

Now someone out there, help me. I don't know what exactly I should do about this situation.
just tell her to stop. Tell her you don't have feelings for her and you are not jelous. Just tell her you are sick of her obsessing over guys. tell her that she needs to talk about that to her girl friends not you. But make sure she doesn't take it in the wrong way. Hope i helped
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Q: well my friend really annoys me should i tell her that or what
i am tottaly the person yu want to talk to on this level. My friend is so annoying all the time and i never wanna hang with her ne more. One day i told her and we haven't been talking since but i am annoied free so it is good and i am happy with our her as a friend hope i helped
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