Hello my children,
I am the incredible Mable.
I was blessed with the gift to see the right answer to most moral questions (basically I am psychic). I do not tell futures, but I do have visions. I also have great life experience.I have a very strong taste in music. Mostly bands from the 1980's to now. Even though I am almost 70 (yikes) I still know how to have a good time. I would love to be of assistance to you my pretty pets!
Love From,
Mable
Website: The Incredible Mable
Location: Sunlandia
Occupation: Artist
Age: 67
Member Since: March 21, 2006
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4 the past 3 years ive been feeling like i want to die and i have stress that just wont stop.i feel like everybodys like against me and i havent eaten in 4 days and i hope that im not turning anerxic.eveyday i get in arguments with my parents and teachers.i tried to commit suicide a few times but either the pills were old or it just didnt go through as planed.i think im adicted to cough medicine.i dont know what is wronge with me ill be overly happy one min. and they next ill freak out and start balling.i dont know what to do.please..HElP
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Back in the days that I was married to a sailor, (thats another story from 40 years ago) we were on a ship that was sailing to Guam, and there was this little boy, who did not get much attention. I would talk to him, and he told me of having feelings like you have discribed, dear. He did try to take his life once while I knew him. He jumped off the deck of the ship, trying to get to the water, but he landed on a deck anbout 10 feet below. His wrist was sprained, but that was all. I hope, child, that nothing more than a sprained wrist will ever come upon you. if you feel unloved I just want you to know that I love you, eventhough I don't know you. I love everyone and don't want anyone to die. Please consider seeing a pshychiatrist. I admit, I see a shrink even today, and I'm an old lady! SO don't feel ashamed, dear.
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So, me and my boyfriend just bought a house and the previous owners apparently never raked the leaves up, so the yard was full of leaves and trash and various poo's. Yesterday, we just got the last of the leaves raked up, and throughout noticed that there were a few piles of dog poo that weren't there the day before. I didn't think much of it, because I assumed that whoever left it just assumed that since the area was full of leaves and trash, that we wouldn't mind or notice a little "fertilizer".
But, today, just one day after getting the lawn trash and leaf-free, we noticed yet another pile of dog poo.
My questions are...
How can I catch whoever is letting their dog poo in our yard?
And, What should I do to make them stop?
Just so you know, the law in my town is a $500 fine for getting caught for not picking up after your dogs, but no one ever gets caught even though we live 50 feet from the police station. (link)
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Get some neon spray paint, and paint lines on your grass (like construction workers do) then put those cute little flags up along the line. Make signs that say "Toxic Gas Leak" or something like that. Put the signs up. This will make it look unappealing for a doggy to even want to walk there, let alone leave you a gift.
Love You,
Mable
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Has anyone here seen Sweeney Todd?
If you have, do you think that Sweeney thought of Mrs. Lovett as a friend, or do you think that he was just taking advantage of her fondness for him and using her solely as an accomplice? I suppose it's debatable. (link)
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Well, dearie,
Sweeney Todd is a pretty true story. In real life, Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett were more than just friends, but I do not think that he really loved her. She was old and despereate, he was rich and exciting.
In the show, Sweeney has no problem killing Mrs. Lovett so I don't think that they were true friends.
All in all he was using her.
Hope that I helped, sweetie
-Mable
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I'm in New York right now and my boyfriend and I want to see a Broadway musical. Has anyone seen the musical "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street"? If so, could you tell me if it's good? There's a revival of it with Patti LuPone on Broadway right now (link)
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It is wonderfully delicious.
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I had a wierd dream about 3 days ago and i keep haveing it i dont know what it means it there any web site i can go to, to fine out what it means
thanx
~will give 5s~ (link)
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freakydreams.com is quite a good one my dear little lamb.
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Does anyone know a song that is fast paced, good, and is like inspirational about either miracles or helping others? I need one thats not about love... (link)
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dig for fire by the pixies
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Hey everybody! I love exercising but my Cd's are all get old. I'm going to make a CD that willbe motivating and up beat to listen to. What are some really great work out songs? I'm hopeingtoputat least12songsonto the CD. But I'm not really into R&B and Rap so those are the only two types of music that I wouldn't want on there. Thank you to anyone who replys! (link)
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some perky songs that I work out to are;
bam thwok by the pixies
dancin' fool by frank zappa
so begins our alabee by of montreal
twin cinema by the new pornographers
private idaho by the B-52's
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I just wanted to know if being constapated, is dangerious? I have a fever and am feeling really bad. I haven"t gone to the bathroom in four days.Is it dangerious? Can you get ill from it? (link)
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Dear "Constipated"
You certianly are in a bit of a predicament. You are in a dangerous position because, all the "waste" that is building up inside of your poor body will turn to poision and possibly end your life. Please, child, consult a doctor. I know that you might be frightened or embarassed but, think about your poor body.
Love
-Mable
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okay, so I've been taking french for about 3 years, and I have had some bad years..Ive been skipping and never learning anything. And I know, Thats my fault, but now ive decided to get my life on track, but I wont graduate if I dont get an A on this french test that im taking in 2 weeks. But I havnt learned anything!! I dont want to have to mess up my future because of me being an idiot in my past. So can anyone plese tell me the basics of french? What do I need to learn to pass? What are the basics? How do you bend a verb? put togther a sentence? What comes first in french, the verb, adjective, whatever?
PLEASE JUST HELP ME
I know I might seem like a lost case, but just try please?
Help me with normal sentecnce, like how do you say;
would you.....?
are you....?
I was...?
He did...?
Someone asked..?
and so on..
PLEASE i'll be so thankful for any help I get-
thank you . (link)
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Bonjour, Dearie!
I lived in Paris for three months right out of colledge, but that was quite a while back. I do remeber that:
J'aimer-means I like
Tu/vous aimes means you like
Il/elle aime means he/she likes
the word aime can be replaced with:
prefere:prefer
detester:hate
adorer:love
Hope it helps, love. Good Luck!
-Mable
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I bit my lowerlip a lot out of habit. It used to only be when I was nervous, but it seems that I've gotten so used to it, that I don't even notice anymore! It's not that I bite it hard or anything, but it makes me look nervous all the time. Does anyone have an good solutions to this? Thanks! (link)
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Dear "Bitey"
One of my great nephews used to bite his lower lip, and it really worried my neice, so every time he did it she would slap him on the face, but this method could not be used when he was at school so she started to rub vinigar and tobasco sauce on his lip. Then when he bit it it would taste quite bad. Try putting some totally nausiating fluid on your lip, it will stop your bad little habbit!
-Mable
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i really love acting and drama but i'm definitely not a good singer. i actually want to have some career in theater. i just need to know: do ALL auditions require you to sing? or do some just have you act? dont say you should take singing lessons because i dont believe its possible for you to sing better if you naturally are bad. (link)
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Dear "Stinky"
I was quite the theatric in my day, but alas, I cannot sing either. I was able to get roles in musicals and non-singing plays. For a musical, you will have to sing, but you might not be as bad as you think. If you really are bad at singing, then there are always non-singing roles in musicals and regular plays
-Mable
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well i have to budgies. 1 is sky blue and is a boy. the others is white with splats of turqoise, and is a female. i was just wandering if anybody has any good names for the birds?
thanx:) (link)
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Name them as follows:
girl-Opal
boy-Walter
-Mable
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Hi there,
I read your reply to a question, in which you wrote about what happened to your Father when you were 7.
It truly fascinated and pretty much horrified me, as it must have been a terrible thing to see at such a tender age.
You state in your reply that it was your 'first psychic experience'. I was wondering if you had any more stories like this, as I am very interested in the supernatural?
Vikki (20, female) (link)
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That was my most memorable experience. I have gotten used to when I will hear the phone ring and know (without caller ID) who it will be. Small stuff like that happens all the time. I do have another story of an experience that has truly haunted me. Years later, when I was about 45, I was living in San Fansisco. My older sister, Judy's daughter had been married for about two years and was very pregnant. Judy asked me to come down to San Antonio, where they lived. As soon as I laid my hand on Stacey's pregnant belly, I knew that the baby was a girl and was in a dangerous position. I was unsure what was wrong with the baby, but I knew that it could be fatal. I was very uneased. I knew that Stacey really wanted this baby, and so did Judy. As calmly as I could I told Judy, Stacey, and Bill (the father) that I had sensed a problem. They agreed to take Stacey to see a doctor. When they did an ultrasound, it was visible that the baby was breeched, and that her umbilical cord was around her neck. The cord was not tight, but would tighten during birth. The doctors gave Stacey a ceaserian section, to avert any problems. The next morning, I met my ne niece, Heather June. I shudder to think of what could have happened If I had not sensed the issue.
-Mable
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Hey advicenators.
I was just wondering if anyone here has a good/funny story on something that happened in your childhood.
Like maybe, when trying to impress someone, or some interesting tradition you had as a child, or something your parents always did...or you know, something along those lines.
Anything interesting from your childhood basically..
Thank youu :) (link)
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Well, this isn't that heart-warming, but it is the story of my first psychic experience. When I was seven years old, my family and I were driving in the countryside, now remember this took place in the late 1940's. My father was lost, and the car was starting to have problems. All of a sudden, I had these intense feelings of horror. I saw my father dead and on fire. I started to cry, and told my father to stop the car, but he wanted to find a place to get the car checed out. I was crying so hard, that my mother told my father to let her out of the car with my two older sisters and I. She said that when he got the car fixed, he could come back and pick us up. She had no idea of how long any repairs would take. But it was the 40's so not many people knew much about cars. Anyways, we sat by the road for hours. I had calmed down and was playing with my sisters. I would still get feelings of pain and sadness, sometimes. It was starting to get dark and my father had still not come back. My mother was starting to worry, and the next time a car came by she flagged it over. There was an elderly couple driving it. They had just been to Sunday dinner with their adult children, Thed couple live about a mile from where we were, so they took us to their house, so that we could call my Aunt Ruth, who had a truck, to come get us. My mother figured that my father, who was an alchoholic, had found a place to drink, and would return to our house by morning. Wgen my Aunt Ruth arrived at the old couple's house I was asleep, but woke up in the car, and started to cry, that Father was dead. Just then we came around the corner and saw the wreckage of our old car. A few feet away was my dead father, still on fire, just like I had invisioned. He had been driving for an hour after he left us. To the best pof our knowlege, he had found a pub, and gone in for a drink. Then, he drove some more. The car's engine caught fire. He was just drunk enough not to know what to do. He swereved off the road. The gas tank exploded. Flinging him eight feet. Where we found him an hour later.
-Mable
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Where can I put my poems so that they won't be stolen? Like, I need an easy to use place and it has to be free. (link)
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Hello Child,
I am thrilled to know that young people in the world still write poems. Even though I am "old" i know that www.deviantART.com is a free site that automatically copywrites your work. You can set up your own page and put paintings, poems, anything up.
Mable
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i started culring my hair with a culring iron, and it looks really good. however, there is a problem:
it takes about an hour to curl my entire head (i have htick hair, and it just takes a while)but i want to be able to do it in the morning, because if i sleep on it it gets messed up. how can i either shorten the time it takes or prevent it from getting messed up by sleeping on it? an idea for a solution to either one would be great thanks. (and i want to coninue to use a curling iron, not curlers or anything). thanks! (link)
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Shave your head and get over it.
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Whenever I'm in 6th Period ( Last period of the day ) I can never concentrate. I guess it doesn't help that it is math class too. My mind is either so tired from the school day or trailing off onto some other thought as to volleyball practice when schools over or how I'm going to get my homework done. I'm falling farther and farther behind in class because I just can't pay attention with all those numbers and being so tired since it's the last class of the day.
What should I do? (link)
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Dear "Paying Attention"
This is The Incredible Mable. I think that you should try to find something interesting in your class, such as a teacher's accent or hand/head motions. If you can find a strange habbit that your teacher has, you'll have something to pay attention to . Then, while you are concentrating on your teacher's wacky habbits, you will also pay attention in class.
Mable
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I was being interviewed cause I applied for peer counseling. First, I felt uncomfortable because I was being glared at. It was all a blur. When they asked about my brother I said that right now he is in Iraq then they asked me if I was scared of something bad happening to him. and all of a sudden all of these bad thoughts of something bad happening to him pourred into my head and I just started breaking down and I cried. Because of what I did I felt that I failed my interview and I feel stupid and horrible at the same time. and when they asked why I was crying I just said that I was really nervous. Now the people in peer counseling are talking behind my back and are saying all of this shit about me. How can I deal with all of this? (link)
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Dear "Broke Down"
Don't fret, child. I am The Incredible Mable. I am a pshychic who has been around the block a few times.I see that you should tell the people that are saying things about you the real reason that you were upset. Tell them that you love your brother very much and are worried about his safety. If there is any more trouble you come to me, dear.
-Mable
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