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there is a song..the words are 'cuz im into deep and i'm tryin to keep up a palm in my head instead of going under' i dunno the name but if you do please send me the code so the song will play in my myspace NO VIDEOS!!!

Also, does anyone know any sites to get premade myspace layouts instead of making my own?

I can tell you that it's by Sum41 and it's call In too Deep. Sorry, I don't have the code though.


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i am like deadly obsessed with the tv show the oc. tonight it said on my tv guide that it was coming on(like it does every thursday) but it didnt and this president bush thing did. did this happen to anyone else? whats up with it will it b reschedualed? please answer this is an emergancy!!!

I was wondering the same thing! So I went to FOX.com & I found some good news. No, they're not going to play this weeks episode this week, but next week. Next week we get two episodes. The one that should've been played today, and next weeks episode also. It starts at 7. So back to back episodes of the OC next week.


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ok so i've been going out with my bf since january and I am his first gf ever. He is really shy when it comes to kissing. I had to make the first move on our first kiss. Ever since then he is still afraid to make-a-move. he has never made an attempt to kiss me and I don't know if he knows how. we always go to movies, play bball, walk around town, and just hang out at eachothers houses. He is sometimes afriad to put his arm around me too. How can I get him to open up a little?

I don't think there is much you can do. Maybe you can have one of his friends talk to him for you. But other than that, I really don't know! It's just going to take some time. Have his friends help him realize that if he's too shy to make a move, that he's going to miss out on a great relationship! Ehhh sorry I can't think of anything else though!!


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Hi, well my names Jen and im 15 and a freshman. In gym class i noticed this boy Matt and he went to my middle school but we never actually talked. But today in gym he said "Hey Jen!" and i dont know i was kind of happy about it. I saw him alot that day and i tried to say hi and smile alot but i know he is extremely shy and everything but he kind of smiled but looked down saying hi. Hes sort of geeky, but i dont think i really care about that but im not sure what to do? Thank you so muchhhh

He seems like he likes you by the way he said hi to you. If you really like him, then ask him out! Or just talk to him more and hang out with him and flirt with him. He'd probably ask you out if you made it obvious that you liked him. But if you don't feel like waiting for him, then flirt just a little so he won't be so shocked and ask him out.


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Hey i was wondering if u had gotten dylans screenname yet? Whenever u get it is fine. Thanks again!

I keep on forgetting! I'll try my best to remember tomorrow! I see him at lunch!


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Hey1 I've been with my boyfriend for a bout 4 months now and his birthday is coming up. I don't have much cash, but I want to get him a gift he'll love. Does anyone have ideas of gifts or nice plances to get a boyfriend a gift?

You can get him a mixtape of a few songs that always remind you of him. I bet he would love that!


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Hey there is this one guy in eighth grade at ctms named Dylan i think. I dont know his last name but he has blonde shaggy hair. well i was wondering if u had his screenname on aim.. thanx

Yep there sure is. Is his name Dylan Schwartz? And I'm pretty sure he has a screen name. I'll find out tomorrow!


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Is that what that white stuff is?...Girl cum? Can girls cum?...please answer all 3 questions

Yea, most likely. And cum is cum! Same thing. And yea girls can cum.

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So your saying the guy wont freak out when he gets the white stuff all over his fingers? I mean, do you get the white stuff also?

Well the guy can mistake it for cum..! I mean cmon guys can be really stupid..!

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hey im a 14 year old guy..ok theres this girl who lives in a different city who i met thru some friends who i LOVE! she is so aweosme! and she loves me too, which is great. but theres a girl at my school who really likes me and i kinda like her..and i might want to ask her out in the summer, but i wouldnt be able to flirt with the girl i love and she'd never forgive me or trust me again. but its hard cuz the long distance, even tho i visit her a few times a year. should i ask the girl at my school out or stick with the girl i love? i rate high for good advice

Never leave the one you love for the one you like. One day the one you like will leave you for the one she loves...


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I have a personal problem. This guy really wants to finger me and eat me out. But the problem is that I have ...yeast? Or I don't really know what to call it but its this white stuff that always comes out of my vagina. Is this normal? Or should I see some help about it?

And...should I let him do all this stuff with me? I know I'll feel like a slut afterwards but I really do like him ver much.

I'm pretty sure the white stuff is normal. I don't think it's a yeast infection. If it really bugs you, then you should go see your gyno. But yea I think it's normal.


And you should only do that kind of things with someone that you really care about. So if you really like him, then go ahead. The only way you'd feel like a slut is if you didn't really like him and then you just do it with someone else right after.



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haha kurtis was jealous

Yea, I know. In a way, I feel bad. But then again I don't. I mean he has a girlfriend! I don't know what the hell his problem is!


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psssst. i know who you like..

...And it's not J! So now it's pretty much *****!

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does kurtis really like that biotchhh

Alrighty...first off...she's not a biotchhh! And I know the truth about how he feels about her. But I'd rather not say. So I'm keeping my mouth zipped..!


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who ya goin to banquet with..?

I have quite a few people on my mind for banquet. At first I was just going to go with Zach G. but I think I'm changing my mind to ******* or **** or *****. Lol. But don't worry, you'll find out soon enough when I finally make up my damn mind..!


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ahaha. the i ♥ N + J remind me me of new jersey. but seriouslly, who the fuck are N + J...?

Lol. That's what I was thinking when I was writing it on my binder in 6th during Tech Ed. But yeaaaa I'm not saying anything right now. But I mean, how hard is it to find out what N + J stand for....? Lol..New Jersey..! But I'm hoping to make it just one or the other because I think I hurt one of their feelings today when I said something just because I wasn't exactly sure of what I want...And now I feel really bad.../=.


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Ok, well I have REALLY dark circles under my eyes! I don't how to get rid of them , and i get almost 9 hours of sleep! Ive tried falling asleep earlier, but it wouldn't work even if i could actually fall asleep earlier. I hate them and they look so ugly! Any ideas of how i can get rid of these ugly things, or at least cover them up?

Use concealer. And then over the concealer you're supposed to put foundation over that and then powder. And then blush and eye shadow or anything else you want. You can buy concealer anywhere like your local drug store.



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kurtis is mad that you like someone else other than him. and he's mad that you danced with trevor at the dance. its kinda funny when you hear him talk about it thouhg. and he found out what the N means and now he hates him more than anything. and doesnt he have jen..?

Well there's another reason to write down for all the reason why he's an ass. Nahh I'm just kidding! But seriouslly, yeah he does have Jen! So I don't know what the fuck his problem is. And I only danced with Trevor because he asked me and he was so sweet about it. Because after we danced he was like thank you for this dance and he gave me hug. It was so sweet. But I don't like him!! Kurtis has problems. Everytime I like some other guy that isn't him, he flips out but he gets mad at me if I act jealous. And right now he's mad at me for not getting jealous of him going out with Jen. So he's pretty fucked up right now. But I don't care anymore...!


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i figured it out! is the N for nick..?!?

Not even close...!


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Okay ... my friend and I started cutting at practicaly the same time. Well ... my mom found out about my cutting and I swore I would stop (witht the exception of the other day ...) But my friend keeps doing it! It really scares me ... and she told me not to tell ANYBODY about it ... and I promised her I wouldnt ...
But Im so worried for her! Im afraid that she'll end up in the hospital or wind up going to counseling...
Should I tell somebody and loose a best friend, or not tell anybody ... and loose a girl whose a sister to me?

Definetly tell somebody! I mean it's better loosing a friend now for just a few months or years or whatever rather than loosing her forever because she might accidently kill herself. If you're really her friend, you'll worry more about her safety than loosing her temporarily. Sooner or later she's going to thank you for saving her.


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