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No matter how much or little I brush my teeth the night before, I always wake up with a nasty tasting coating all through my mouth that also gives me bad breath. It shows up on my teeth as like white patches sometimes, that can't be brushed away. I've used mouth wash and it doesn't change it. I brush my teeth twice a day, and properly. Does anyone know what the problem could be?
I also have braces and I can't remember if I had this problem before my braces or not, but it certainly wasn't this bad. (link)
ok try flossing and then dont eat for about an hour before you go to sleep that should fix it!

-alex


ive been asked to the cinema with my mate and this guy who fancies her next week. i dunno if i wanna go or not coz id feel a bit in the way.
i think it could be alotta fun but on the otha hand i kinda fancy him. so i really dont know wether to go or not. what dyou think? (link)
well if you like him then go. maybe she can date him and you can be his best friend. i mean always go. if you were asked to they want you to. so just go!

-alex


O.k Well my best friend is a total whore... i mean like shes the type like if you have a dick .. shell suck it like after an hour of knowing you.. i confronted her about it like.. why have you changed so much (because she was never like this)The Other night i said some
things to her i maybe shouldnt have said..

but i meant them she told me i was never on her side, and i never helped her through anything meanwhile when she broke uph with her boyfriend i was there, through everything and when other people called her a whore i was there through it allll!!!

Well I Told Her i hoped she got pregnant and, shes a f****** whore, and a slut, and guys only want you for a#$ soo yea, i was pretty mean she was probably crying...

But today i was thinking am i just jealous of her. I mean shes a whore and she gets all the guys she wants, i always thought that if you havent done a lot of stuff with guys they'd want you more, am i wrong... AM I JEALOUS? (link)
its a little jealousy, but its more of her being a whore and you not liking it. i mean really i cant stand girls like that. just prove her wrong and be there for her and on another note. dont become like her.

-alex


ok, theres this guy and i really really like him, so i want to ask him out. I have a feeling he likes me, but im not sure about it. Ive nevr asked a guy out before so i have no clue what im doing. i need ideas on how to ask him out w/o being too direct or too indirect. keep in mind that were both 13 and im very shy. thanks! nellie (link)
ok well try this. ask him to go to a movie. then when your sure that he likes you he might ask you out! hope that helps

-alex


I have known this girl since elementary school and we are now seniors. we were never really that close until the beginning of our junior year when we really became best friends, we've done so much together and confided in each other so much, there are 3 of us that do EVERYTHING together. me this girl(we will call her Peyton, the one im having the problem with) and one more girl (we will refer to her as Hallie)we are now seniors and up until about 3 weeks ago things were perfect between all fo us. we did everythign together, hung out every weekend we were perfect. Then about 3 weeks ago Peyton started lieing to me and now she doesnt even come around me and hallie anymore. We got in a little fight over her lieing but I told her it didnt matter anymore just as long as she didnt lie to me. Peyton has started to really hang out with this other girl who isn't that popular at all, she is actually a real bitch, she sleeps with whatever guy that is willing to sleep with her, shes the total opposite of me and hallie. I wrote peyton a note about how I felt and how i hate that we are distant and everything i mean she is my best friend and all, and she hasnt even made an attempt to talk to me and hallie more. peyton herself even said she hated the distance between us. This morning really set me off because hallie and i were sitting doing homework in the morning before school started and peyton arrived the same time i did and we could all have sat down and just hung out and talked but peyton went off and talked to that other girl and didnt even bother talking to us. she even works with this other and see hers all the time. she never gets to see us so you would think she would wnat ot hang out when she had the chance to but NOPE. I dnt know what to do. should i just not even consider her a friend anymore because obvisously she foudn a new best friend. or should i try to talk to her again... and give her a choice of hey your my friend or hey your not... make up your mind... i have so much going on i just want to get it figured out i could really use my best friends help but she doesnt even care. i told her what all is going on in my life and she hasn't attempted to even help me. she is stuck up this other girls ass. Hallie has been a GREAT help with being by my side and actually caring about what the doctor says when i get home from my appointments and what not. so let me know what ya'll think (link)
well she isnt being there for you but i have a friend like that and well he did the same thing to me and he hates me and im still there for him. its up to you really. depends on how much you love her. if you really feel like one day she will come back to you then be there for her and just tell her how much you love her and how you will always be there for her. love fills all voids. follow your heart and when she wont make the attempt to talk to you go the extra mile to talk to her.
-alex


I was just wondering if anyone has tried spray-on tanning. I do not want to harm my skin with regular tanning, but I don't want to look white as a ghost either. So, how do they do it? Does it look fake? Will it streak or wash off? Does anyone recommend it? (link)
haha with most of them you look like the invert smurf.. nice and orange. theere are some good ones im not sure which ones.


Okay, so. I have a huge problem that I need serious help with. Okay. So me and my boyfriend are crazy about eachother. Like, for the first time in my life I could honestly say that I am IN love with him. And I know that may sound like shit because I'm not older or anything but I don't think age means a thing. (I'm 14. He's about to turn 16.) So anyways. His mom totally like, hates me or something. But that's beside the point. So he got grounded for getting a horrible grade in Trigonometry. But it wasn't exactly his fault because I mean c'mon it's Trigonometry and he's only 15 and he had come in half-way during the semester and had to make up all that stuff he missed. Hell, I can't even spell it. So anyways, he got a 37 in that class. And he got grounded. At first it was only until progress reports so I didn't think it was all that bad. But I just found out last night that he's grounded until January 12th. Meaning he can talk to me on the phone all he wants, but he can't see me. At all. So. I'm gonna go absolutely insane until then. But by January 12th he'll have his car and he'll be able to see me a lot. So is it worth it to wait? Keep in mind, I truely am head over heels in love with him.




Pleasseee give me some advice. Please. I'm desperate. (link)
well is it worth it?
only you can tell.
but it seems you have made up your mind already
if you love him, you couldnt stand yourself if you didnt wait.


Okay me and my boyfriend were together for about three years, he is 20 and im 18. We were friends for two years before we dated anyways. we broke up because we had respect issues and didnt agree on certain things in the future. he tried getting me back many times...but about three weeks ago he finally gave up. a week ago i saw he had made a myspace...and is now talking to so many girls and gettin their numbers and meeting them up. its really heartbreaking for me because we've only been broken up for about three months max and hes already moved on and talking to all these girls...and im constantly sad now.
how can i move on...not miss him...not be hurt? and i cant stop myself from not going on his myspace cause i get curious of who hes talkin to...help me! i wanna get over him! and plz dont suggest..sleeping with someone else for now cause im not like that. (link)
ok well. hearts are evil, im telling you they are. they break and then hurt, but have you tried ice cream? just jokin' umm try making a few guy friends, dont show them off to him and dont try to find a bf just yet, just wait till this heartache heals so you know that your not just getting with the guy to get over this one. life sucks get a helmet and hit someone with it. just kiddin' but yah.... go with the flow and do what has to be done


14/f....i just started high school and have made a lot of new friends...some are popular and some are not. i hang out with the non-popular group every single day at lunch but i always have the other Popular group in the back of my mind. in my heart i know i want to hang out with the popular group not just for the guys or w/e but b/c of the people. easy right? i should hang out with the popular kids if my heart is set on it. WRONG...i kinda, sorta dont want to stop hanging out with the nonpopular kids b/c of their whole group, the guys, friends, etc...but i dont know which group..please help..thanx
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popular kids are almost never nice and caring, they like who is in their group. and well you seem to have a good group of friends, people say the grass is greener on the other side. but that isnt true.


stick with your buds,
alex


Ok I'll try to make this short.

IM A FEMALE.
There's this guy named Sal and I liked him ever since the first day of school. He is kind of a jerk and has already gone out with like 2 girls since September 6th. He liked me for the first two weeks of school, and my friends told me that he kept calling me hot. Sometimes I can be overly hyper and kind of crazy, but I have a really good sense of humor, and that's how he stopped. He stopped liking me, and just now likes me as a friend. It's weird because I hate him so much, but then somehow I am so attracted to him. It doesn't make any sense and I'm very confused. Can somebody please help me? I need an answer by Wednesday November the 9th. THANKS.


I rate HIGH for GOOOOOOOOD answers:] (link)
haha thats nice, you like the guys that are butts huh? ok well just be nice, less hyper, and remember to take your ritlan and have fun maybe he will like you.... and another bit of advice... DONT EVER CHANGE WHO YOU ARE FOR A GUY AND NEVER LIKE GUYS THAT ARE JERKS.


-alex


I am a 13 year old girl...
ok there is this guy...i like him but i dont know if he likes me...i dont know what to do cause i do not want to ruin our friendship...most of my friends say he likes me too cause i normally have something of his (hoodie, chain necklace, ect.) What should i do?

.*.Kel.*. (link)
well he might just be a good friend... and consider you a best friend... but maybe not, so hun i suggest just getting one of your friends to ask him, or put a note in his pocket (while you have his jacket) that says you like him.... lol its childish but funny... yah.... so just like write a note that simply says "I like _____" and make sure he knows its your handwriting lol have fun, get creative.


how to find your g-stop.and how do you know you have cum..im a 34f (link)
hahaha you need serious help...


My sister (28) and I(15)are sending my mom into Rehabilitation/Detoxification (Rehab/Detox) for about 10 days. My mom has many severe addictions to many, many different drugs..and my sis says she's going to be in probably the worst pain for a couple days in her entire life. She said that once my mom tried getting off her drugs and has diarahhea that was pure blood. My sis says its going to be way worse when she goes into rehab and that my mother is going to be in so much pain that she doesnt want to see me and my sister because she dooesnt want us to see her in such bad condition. So i guess my question is..what can I do to make myself feel better about the pain that my mom is going to be put through? It hurts me too..how do i deal with this? Thanks (link)
just know that she will come out better and try to awoid seeing her that way.
and you could always try praying for her.


and if you dont pray now is a great time to start.




Okay, so. I have a huge problem that I need serious help with. Okay. So me and my boyfriend are crazy about eachother. Like, for the first time in my life I could honestly say that I am IN love with him. And I know that may sound like shit because I'm not older or anything but I don't think age means a thing. (I'm 14. He's about to turn 16.) So anyways. His mom totally like, hates me or something. But that's beside the point. So he got grounded for getting a horrible grade in Trigonometry. But it wasn't exactly his fault because I mean c'mon it's Trigonometry and he's only 15 and he had come in half-way during the semester and had to make up all that stuff he missed. So anyways, he got a 37 in that class. And he got grounded. At first it was only until progress reports so I didn't think it was all that bad. But I just found out last night that he's grounded until January 12th. Meaning he can talk to me on the phone all he wants, but he can't see me. At all. So. I'm gonna go absolutely insane until then. But by January 12th he'll have his car and he'll be able to see me a lot. So is it worth it to wait? Keep in mind, I truely am head over heels in love with him.




Pleasseee give me some advice. Please. I'm desperate (link)
well is it worth it?
only you can decide.
it seems though that you have already made up your mind, if you truely love him, you will wait.


Ok im kinda confused. I like to fight, i dont care if its my friends fighting or someone i dont like. But my girlfriend hates it. And recently.. she asked me if she could do her girlfriend a favor. She wants to know if i will let her, try to get her friends boyfriend to make a move on her, (in other words help her friend catch her boyfriend cheating). It's up to me to say yes or no. I could knock this guy out and everyone knows it.. but she doesnt want me to no matter what. So i have no idea.. its up to me to let her do it or not.. but i have no idea how im supose to react if he does try something with her.. HELP Any answer gets best rate. (link)
well let her, just know if he does something to her, you as her bf have the right to knock him out, its just a right that you get as her bf! lol i hate guys fighting, but its the bf's right to hurt any guy that gets near his girl, its a teritoral thing.


-alex


Well I am finally 19 (the legal age in Canada) and I am going to go clubbing for the first time because I've never wanted to risk using my fake at a club because apparently, they take them away.
So my friends were all talking about VIP lounges and how you pay for people's drinks and clubwear and bartenders and types of drinks.
This make me feel really oblivious.
Is there anything really important I need to know before I go in case I look really stupid? (link)
yah, that
drinking=bad
smoking=bad
and
that every action has consequences.
so whatever you do
dont mess yourself up.
oh yah and
lots of people drinking in one place=bad too


well im trying to put this i pod thing in my my space and it just isn't happening! :-( do u think you could fill me in on what to put in the URL box on this site

http://blingmyspace.com/media.htm

i don't know what to do for the URL thing

PLEASE HELP ILL RATE A 5! ♥ (link)
you have to find a link to the music... like the URL for it.... i think i might know of a site


ummmm


umm



no i dont im sorry.... try google searching it...



sorry....


Hey Guys! I'm 13 years old and I want to put semi-permanent pink hair dye in my hair. but the thing is, i have no clue what brands are good and which are crappy. i want it to last 2 or 3 weeks so does anyone know any good brands? thanx so much! -isn'tlifegreat? (I RATE!)

P.S. - I want it to be really bright pink! (link)
ok you have to bleach the part of your hair you want to dye first, and you need a PH balanced shampoo.... try the brand Manic Panic
i dye mine blue all the time, and thats what i always use



well if its bleach blonde... then no.... if its brown blonde,.. then yes


Okay i rly like this guys in school and well he flirts a little and i mean a little and were friends but hes RLY hawt! how can i get him to like me? what should i do? **ill rate 55's unless its mean!!! ** (link)
be yourself, be fun, just do what you want, dont worry what others think! lol just be who yah want too...what should do it lol


Went out earlier tonight and stole as many flowers out of gardens as I posibly could, ended up with quite a lot of differant flowers.
Went to this girls house, who I have been out with at least 6 times, climbed over her apartment fence (questioning my sanity at being there in the middle of the night) scatered the flowers on her lawn and left.
I'm kinda scared that she will think I'm a weirdo stalker or something, but I really hope it makes her happy and special...
I have a idea that she likes me...kinda saw her being jeolous at another woman i was talking to one night (the woman was sweet, but happely married to someone else, and I REALLY like this girl)
anyway the real question for the modern age...would you consider this Romantic or Creepy? (link)
f/14

i think its cute

good job

next time so she doesnt think its a stalker....leave her a note too!




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