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im 16/f ,,, I do not have acne or pimples, ThankGod, but for some reason in the past year my skin has gotten quite yellowish. I use be to fairskin but now it seems YELLOW/BROWNISH!!! so how do i get it to be glowing, vibrant and lighter again? help me plzzz ive been eating apples, and drinkin water..and eating healthy but ughh (link)
my advice is see a doctor.
this yellowish color could be due to a liver problem. dont be scared though because it might just be your skin. see a dermitologist.


Okay so my dads a major alcoholic and Im trying to get him in trouble and arrested or somehow away from my mother and i cause he is a danger and a jerk. I mean its horrible. He wont physically abuse us to the point of marks cause he dont want to go to jail. However we suspect he may be back on drugs (hes been on them in the past) cause he seems all down dissapears and come back really perky. How can I see if he is? How can I prove it? What should I do? PLEASE HELP! (link)
ok well if you want him to get arrested... maybe put a tap on the phone.... or get his cell phone monitored... or put up a camera in the house... to recorde him in the act of it... and then take that to the cops... and get them to help you...


Im 16 and ive been going out with this great guy Jason(changed the name)for 3 years and have been best friends for 7 i really do love him .we only had sex once but i still got pregnant I told Jason and he was happy and said he wanted us to keep the baby but I still havent told my parents yet Im 5 months pregnant we told his parent and she totally freaked out so Jason* is living with a friend. My parents are really relgious so theyll want me to get married but I dontn know if Im ready to get married because I dont want to marry Jason* and then get a divorce so how should I tell my parent Im pregnant? (link)
if you marry him why would you have to divorce him? do you not love him that much?


Okay well, I really like this guy. He's everything I want. Funny, intellegent, cute, long hair, sweet, kind and he skates. There's nothing more that I want then for him to like me back. The bad thing is that my friend likes him to. No one knows that I like this kid and I've been hiding it for a really long time. I don't think he has a clue and we are good friends and I don't want to ruen it by telling him that I like him.

I need help and FAST.

I'll rate for the advice you give. Just help. :{ (link)
show it. just go out of your wway to show that you like him. and do it fast. you never know he might be hiding that he likes you too.


okay so my boyfreidn of a year and 2 months reallly likes snowmobiles n plays hockey and i wanna get hime somoething dealing wiht that for chiristmas... im filling a stocking with like a gas card(for hsi snowmobile)candy n idk wut else to put in there? any ideas plllllease help!! (link)
what about

an undershirt.... to keep him warm while he rides?
umm maybe take some pics with him to edit on the comp and put in there....
maybe get him a fleece blanket?
a christmas CD.
some gloves?
what about....a belt buckle?
a hoodie?


hope that helps


Ok I have really really thin lips. Like my ring finger covers my lips if I put it on them. I've never actually kissed a boy before except in a truth or dare game and that was just a quick peck, so I'm not that experienced. The boy that I'm getting close to now has really big lips, maybe the size of your middle+index finger put together. I really want to kiss him but I'm self-consious about how small my lips are. Does anybody have any tips on what I should do?
*remember...ring finger+index & middle finger=???
thanx...
i rate high.... (link)
ok look
my lips are the same size as yours
and my bfs are the size of this guys
it works fine


You answered my question about the '100 things I love about you' and I wanted to see what you think about my finished product!

http://tinypic.com/hx3ol3.jpg
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http://tinypic.com/hx3p5t.jpg
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http://tinypic.com/hx3pde.jpg (link)
you only made it to 90? thats kool
i love it!!!!!!!!
thats so creative
and if hes everything that you put on those
pics
he'll love it too!!!!
so i hope it goes well
i think he'll love it.
i love it.
it is a lil hard to read in some of them
you might want to change that a lil
but other than that great job


I was just wondering, do y'all spend more time with your bf/gf or with your friends? (link)
even amount


For Christmas I thought it'd be cute to do a '100 things I like about you' for my boyfriend. First of all, is that a terrible idea? What do you think he'd think about it? He's pretty sentimental about gifts.
&& Do you have any ideas that I could put in there?
(IE: 17. I love when you say those cute little sayings you come up with out of nowhere.
23. I love how you write me notes when we both know you dislike it.
34. I love how you hug me from behind.)

Thanks! (link)
thats the best idea ever.
i might steal that idea for my bf. haha


things you might like about him?

umm what about....

-how he smells good
-how he flips his hair(like if its long enough to get in his eyes and he flips it out of his eyes)
-how he would do anything for you
-how he thinks of you before himself
-how he knows and remebers everything about you
-how he remembed where and when your first kiss was.


if you make then into a book and put um on pics...
maybe go you&him and take a pic with santa at the mall (childish i know) but its fun and you could put that in the back of the book

try making it special


i am a 14 year old girl who has REALLY SUCKY & UNRELiABLE friends. i really need to make new ones, but its just so hard. im trying to become more outgoing but its hard !! ANY ADViCE ?!!?!

i RATE FiVES T0 HELPFUL ANSWERS !!!!!


=D (link)
i am the same age as you and im in the same spot right now. heres what i am doing..... just talking to the people that i know are cool but that i dont hang with and all that. just trying to make better friends with the people i have known for years and never really paid attention to much. just try to relize the people you have that you may not even really think of. sometimes they will be the best to you. dont just ditch your unreliable friends....they are still friends. so just be nice to them and dont let yourself be put to fault for anything. strenghten the friendships with the people you know but dont hang with and make some new friends.


-alex


i have a boyfriend, mike, and he has liked me since 6th grade (thats 3 years) and im finally giving him a chance this year but the thing is he is so annoying!! Espeically since he doesn't trust me one bit, he told me im an overly obsessive flirt, and then he plans out this whole date thing just to end is having sex with me. I've talked to him about it a million times and i've tried all that i can to get him to break up with me so that i won't feel bad breaking up with him but i can not stand it anymore so i was wondering if anyone know a way to break up with someone that is obsessive over you without hurting them to much. Anyones help is greatly appreciated.
Thank You

p.s i'm 13 f/ (link)
sometimes its impossible to not hurt someone. so the sooner the better. just do it.


What does "sXe" mean? I've seen it before on my friends myspace and I don't know what it means and I don't want to sound like an idiot asking what it means. THANKS! (link)
it means straight edge. which means they dont drink, smoke stuff like that.


okay i shave down there nd like 2 weeks ago i got like sum little red bumps nd finally they went away .. but i got it again im thinkin its ingrown hairs from a not so good shaver . is that wut it is ?? nd how can i get rid of it . im so afraid my bf is gunna c it nd think its STD or sumfn .. help (link)
razor burn.


Does anyone know of any sites where I can find sweat shirts or hoodies of bands besides their own sites? Some of the bands I want are:

Underoath
Fall Out Boy
From First to Last
Hawthorne Heights
All-American Rejects
Taking Back Sunday

Those are just some. But if you know of any websites that you can buy band clothing from besides their own sites id greatly appreciate it. Thank you so much you guys! (link)
try ebay?


It's a fairly simple question (I think) but I need some help! You could say I'm a pretty preppy girl... not like (omg I'm really flippin annoying and too perky and I'm stuck-up!) not that kind of preppy. But, I wear polos, jeans, cute shirts from like... american eagle, aeropostale, abercrombie and fitch etc., sweatpants all that stuff that's so called, "preppy". I also like chucks... converse, whatever you would like to call them! But... some people say that converse don't really go with the whole preppy look.

What do you think? Would it be okay if I got them?

Thanks always, Christine (link)
if you like um wear um.


is it possible for your period to start lasting for a longer amount of time? its always been 5 days for me...i got it 6 years ago...now all of a sudden its 6 days long. (link)
totally normal.


My ex plays basketball (who I am in love With!) and I went to a game tonight and before he had to play he came and sat by me. I never ask him to come and sit beside me. He just looked up where I was at and made a head motion to come and sit beside him. I looked at him funny and made a motion for him to come and sit beside me. So he came. And he started laughing and I said "why are you clapping for the other team?" and he said "Cause they rock (he was just joking though)" and I smiled at him and said "Fu** you" and he looked at me in the eyes and said "Yeah, I know you do. But not right now. (little info: He's not a pervert wanting to get in my pants. Believe me I know!)." and started laughing his ass off. And he scooted closer to me. He walks me to my bus and everything. Jokes with me. You name it. Soo Whats going on? (link)
he likes you.


Whats a career is in the medical area where you dont have to deal with a lot of blood and surgery? (link)
An RN. or.... umm..... nurse. if your a certian type that doesnt do that.


I was just wondering if anybody knew some wonderful beauty tricks!? like how to get your hair shiny...non frizzy...how to get clear skin thats perfect please Ill take any advice!! wootwoot! (link)
Infusiom leave in conditioner works wonders.


Well, not really. Okay. I'm 16, I go to uni, but I have no idea how to put on make-up. I have a very pale skin ('cause I don't eat meaty stuff and no fruit), I have big green eyes, long eyelashes, dark drown hair with purple highlights here and there (hair = long). Any tips?...All I do is I take this dark red eyeliner and orange eyeshadow. And I use those to create this weird look. I go to an Arts uni, but when it comes to make-up colors, I'm totally lost. SOS!

Thanks in advance. (link)
well i say match your eyeliner to your shirt or belt.

match your eye shadow to the color scheme of your clothes. or if your wearing all black go for non matte shades like a metallic color.

have a wild side. dont make your make-up just like everyone else. have fun with it. and if you like it thats all that matters.

-alex




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