about

so i generally go by erin. i'm probably 19 years old. i hate my birthday. i go to penn state mckeesport, and i'm majoring in meteorology. i work at a freaking pizza hut. and i like the colors blue and green. so here's the deal. i would like to describe myself as mature, but that's hardly the truth. i love laughing and making others laugh. i'm random. i'm sarcastic. you'll think i'm crazy the first time you meet me, but i promise you'll learn to love me. i live for partying with friends and gettin a little crazy. i don't care what you think about me. i'm not afraid to be honest. if it hurts your feelings somewhere along the way, oh-well. i really hate when people tell me what i can or can't do. i hate asking for help. i'm pretty independent. i have serious trust issues. i don't know why, and i can't help it. i overthink things and worry too much, yet manage to be too impulsive at times. i have OCD. and i'm a perfectionist. it doesn't take much to make me upset. sometimes i cry for no reason. then i laugh about it, cause i'm so stupid sometimes. i trip a lot. get used to it. i can play the piano like a fiend. i have to sniff everything. i'm easy-going and hate making decisions. i love to stand outside in thunderstorms, until someone has to pull me back inside. i'm really addicted to mountain dew. i'm a huge sucker for a guy with a guitar. i'm probably too nice for my own good. and one last thing. u will never hear me scrape my fork against my plate. ever.



i don't normally answer a whole lot of questions on here, mostly because they're either stupid or asked a million times.

inbox questions get my first priority. :]

just please don't send me any freakishly long or stupid questions, because i won't even read them.

BTW if you're wondering about "cows in your tuba", it's an inside joke from band camp!

hahah "one time at band camp..." 8]



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advice

I dont understand.. like you know in reality shows when they show the people talking like backstage or something? when do they shoot this? it has bugged me for ages. like in shows such as america's next top model, or a shot at love with tila tequila.. when do they have time to shoot people backstage to get their opinions? cause they are also wearing totally different clothes than they were before.. and I dont think they shoot all the backstage comments at the same time cause usually you see the person change 2-3 times.

also, who do you think won A shot at love with Tila Tequila? I'm thinking Dani.

I'm not sure about your first question, but I've always wondered that, too. However, to answer your second question, I think it will be Dani, too. And then she runs after Bobby at the end. :]

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hey. sorry if this is gross, but i have to know what this word means.
I have heard the word "queef" or something to that idea like three times. (i have no idea how it would be spelled, that's just how it's pronounced.
what does it mean?

Here ya go. :]
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=queef

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What kind of pet can be a perfect pet for any person
what kind of pet do you like?

Pls. Answer the kind of pet and it's kind of breed
for example

Cat - Siamese Cat

Dog - Shetland Sheepdog (or Sheltie)

These dogs are sooo sweet and loveable and they learn tricks really fast. I've owned/ do own 2 of them, and they are the best kind of dog for anyone. They are extremely good with children and other pets and are very calm. But they will for sure protect you if they think you're in any danger. I think they are the perfect pet.
Hope that helped some. :]

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what the heck is up with this? isnth this illegal?




Unfortunately, I don't think it's actually illegal yet. Many places have stopped doing this however. I have a very strong opinion about this, and I've even done several papers on it. It's terrible to know that that is still being done. If you want to help, there are online petitions you can sign. Also, if you google it, you can find a list of all the companies that do that. And once you find out, stop buying their products. Sorry I can't give you any links, because I got to get to class haha but I'll try and edit this later and include some helpful links. Or, you could always just google these yourself. :]

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where my part is, i have long flyway hairs that stick up. i want a product thats light and it doesn't make your hair look/feel digusting. any ideas?

the sunsilk 24/7 creme for frizz works real well and you can use it on wet or dry hair. plus, if you use the shampoo and conditioner, it works even better. and it's cheap. look for the green bottle. :]

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if anyone has heard of 3gforfree.com, then please help :] its the wesbite you can go to on your phone and get free ringtones or games. anyways, i cant do that with my new phone company, so if you know what that is..is there any other sites i can go to that would have all free stuff? i have verizon by the way. thank you!

I don't know about games, but if you go to myxertones.com, you can get free ringtones and wallpaper sent straight to your phone. :]
http://www.myxertones.com
It'll probably work, although it depends what phone you have, and you need to be able to send/receive pictures for it to work.

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I wonder who farts more girls or boys. Is there any research? Whats your opinion?

I've read somewhere that girls and boys do that equally, but it's mainly the guys who actually let it out haha.

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i just started my period and i hate pads already. but my tampon hurts like hell when it is in and i can't find any other way to put it in it also hurts when i take it out. what should i do?

Make sure you're putting it in far enough, because not doing so can cause discomfort. Also, make sure you use the regulars, not the supers, if your flow is light, because if it isn't completely absorbed, it can hurt taking it out. And remember to relax, since tensing up can cause pain as well. Hope that helped. :]

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Are there any other websites like eBay?
Auctions, etc...
THanks!

Haha well my dad uses this one thing. I think it's by eBay but I'm pretty sure the prices are a lot cheaper. Here's the link:
http://www.half.ebay.com/textbooks?tag=tb_books
Sorry, that's all I know about, but I believe the prices are much cheaper than regular eBay. :]

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I once found a site where you can upload an mp3 file on your computer onto the website, and the website will send it to your cell phone so you can use it as a ringtone. It was free. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Thank's so much :)

Myxertones maybe?

Here's the website:
http://www.myxertones.com

Not real sure, but check it out just in case. :]

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are there any sites that lets you download music for free? yeah i know its illegal..haha
anything other than limewire?
x

Well, my friend told me about thing called FrostWire. It's just like LimeWire, except it's less well known, so you're less likely to get caught. :]
You can download it here:
http://www.frostwire.com

There's others like Bearshare and Ares, but I like FrostWire the best. I downloaded it today, and it's cool. :]

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i need a free program that is for photo editing. a really good one too. if you know of any please tell me and remember they have to be free and not illegal. also include the website i get it from.

This is the program I use, and I like it a lot:

http://www.irfanview.com/

Hope that helps. :]

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ok so today i saw the Dentyne Ice Commercial with the song Ben's Brother - Stuttering but i cant find the lyrics i really want the lyrics where can i find them i try almost everything on google what else can i do?!!!

Found them for you. :]

http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858687709

xo erin xo

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all my life i've had weird dreams. for example i had a dream that i was talking to one of my friends. i had forgotten about the dream but two days later i'm talking to my friend that i had the dream about and he's telling me something i already know and i say "you already told me this" and he says "that's impossible it just happened 5 minutes ago." last night i had a dream and this old man was in it, today i watch a movie that i have never seen in my life or heard of, and the old man was in the movie. he wasn't a popular actor so it's not like i had a dream about brad pitt and watched a movie and brad pitt happened to be in it. does this happen to normal people? i don't really believe in fortune telling but this is just weird.

It doesn't happen to all people, but it's definitely normal. It happens to me allll the time. It's just deja vu. Google it, it's pretty interesting. :]

xo erin xo

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i got a chocolate phone by LG, i was under the impression that with the music kit, i can make my own ringtones.

is it possible to do this?

if so how, or just tell me where to find the directions TO do this.

as a last resort are there any websites that let me make RINGTONES and not whole songs, to my phone.

I have that phone, but I don't have the music kit, so I'm not sure.

But I do know that you can make your own ringtones from this website:
http://www.myxertones.com
It's a good site, I use it all the time. :]

Hope that helped.

xo erin xo

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A guy that I like and he knows I am into him, we havent talked for about a week and I texted him I didn't text you much because I know you was doing better things or workin on your car and he said he hasnt been doing anybody. What does that mean? Does he like me and think that I thought he was seeing other people?

He might have meant he wasn't doing anybody's car. Or like the people below me said, maybe he meant to say anything, not anybody.

Hope that helped. :]

xo erin xo

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where is the clit in the vagina? and don't tell me to go on to google and search it. Because then it will show up on the computer. So can you just tell me here?

Hahah ok well to make it as simple as possible, it's rite above where you pee.

Hope that helped.

Erin

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I was at s0ccer practice and I stepped 0n my ankle t0wards the 0utside. It hurt f0r a sec0nd and I sat d0wn f0r ab0ut 7 mins and it didn't hurt any m0re s0 with my stupidness, I g0t up and played again f0r ab0ut 5 mins. After that, practice was thankfully 0ver. It started t0 gradually get w0rse as the night went 0n. Well that was ab0ut a month and a half ag0. Its still hurting! I s0metimes jus rand0mly starts hurting when I'm walking! I have an ankle brace. It d0esnt hurt when I d0 track, s0metimes ballet & s0ccer. Is it 0k? Why is it still hurting? What am I d0ing wr0ng?

Just let it rest. Don't do so much. Keep wearing the brace and put ice on it if it starts to hurt again. It will gradually go away, but not if you keep playing soccer and ballet. And "o's" shouldn't be "0's". WTH?...

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My dog just died. I' mreally sad. I feel funny inside too. I don't know what to do. I don't want to forget him, but I feel hurt. Like someone justkicked me in the stomach. My question is: Where was God? Hm? Answer that? Where was Mr. Hig hand Mighty?! Answer that!

--Izzy Uchiha! T/_\T

You didn't say how old your dog was or how it happened, so please forgive me if my advice isn't accurate.

First off, I am so sorry about your dog. I know how you feel because my dog died a few years ago, too. And incidentally, I also did the same thing by asking for help on advicenators. My dog was only 7 and it really came as a shock. We don't even know how it happened.

I believe that everything happens for a reason. In the case with my dog, we went looking for another one a month later. Not to replace her, but because we needed a new friend. As it turned out, we ended up getting a dog (who was also 7) who would have been killed if we hadn't got her. She couldn't breed anymore and the breeders were going to put her to sleep. So I believe that the reason my dog died so young was to save another. I hope that in time, you find a reason for your dog's death.

So where was God? Probably with your dog when it died, comforting it. Like I said, everything happens for a reason. God didn't just kill your dog to make you upset. And I'm sure if you pray to him each night, even just to talk about what happened, you will feel better.

I know you're very hurt right now. Believe me, I cried all the time for like a week after my dog died. My advice is just to let it out. Cry. A lot. You'll feel better when it's over. And in time, you won't feel the pain anymore, just the good memories. You don't have to worry about forgetting your dog. As long as you keep him/her in your heart, they'll never be gone. Put pictures of your dog up to look at whenever you want. I promise that in a couple months, you won't be so hurt anymore. It just takes time.

I hope this helped at least a little. And I know exactly how you feel, so if you need to talk more, let me know. :]

Erin

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where do you all work? (i am looking for suggestions just seeing where everyone else is)

I work at Pizza Hut. It's not bad, except my manager sucks, but whatever. I get a discount. :]

And my friends work at Giant Eagle and Eckerd.

Hope that helped.

erin.

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