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heeeyy there. My names April. I am some number years young=]]]. I am a mysterious girl that stalks you. I live under your second floor bathroom mirror. How does that work? Idunno, I'm mysterious girl. I zap people with lazer toe powers, and have this supremetastic shank ability. I get scared of the sound effects that follow me, and the words that fly onto the screen every time I make a sudden movement. Like, WAPOW! I just bitch punched you. Yeah, I'm pretty spanking awesome. Unfortunatley, I died in the movie Snakes on a Plane. A bear attacked me. R.I.P Mysterious Girl April. Yippedy Doo Dah.


Occams Razor - And Then There Were None

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why isn't it healthy to wash your hair everyday?? i do that and i dont see anything wrong with my hair. i'm just womdering

People say your hair starts to fall out if you wash your hair everyday.I take a shower everyday,but I like to wash my hair one day then the next day I dont wash my hair and so on
~beebee69~

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i met this kid matt at the movies he was rilly cute and we gave eachother our numbers and screen names and we havent talked since. hes always online but i never talk to him because i dont know what to say!! I dont want to rush into a relationship yet i want to get to know him more. i want him to know im interested but i dont want it to seem like im obsessed.. what should i say and what should i talk about with matt when we talk online?

You could always talk about the movie you guys just saw.Or you could just ask eachother questions to get to know eachother better.I think you should talk on the phone because if you have alot of things to talk about you probally dont want to type it all.But if your shy you can talk over the computer cause its easier.
~beebee69~

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AS my dream i want to become a singer and well it seems as if i might be on my way! this weekend i am being takin to a recording studio to see if they like me and my style. the problem is im not used to singing infront of people.

How can i prepare my voice so they like my voice? and how can i prepare myself so i sing with everything i have and dont get shy and quiet?! i rate high

Just pretend nobody is there.If you cant do that practice singing in front of your friends.I dont think it would help to close your eyes,but you could always try that too.If you do sing in front of your friends and they say your really good theres no reason to be shy or nervous.
Hope I helped

~beebee69~

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i seem to be targetted by vandals at my home
whilst on holiday vandals climbed over an 8' gate and broke a window in my vehicle - police didn't bother to come out!

I have had missiles thrown down the drive hitting my rear door and garage

Banana skins dropped at the top of the drive

and an 8' cane thrown at the drive gates

this has been going on for some months now - I have never seen anyone to be able to identify them

not sure how to react - do i just ignore it and hope they get bored?
I am on my own and getting very restless about this I can't understand why i am being targetted

any suggestions would be gratefully received.

Your not joking right because if you aren't you must be on crack.But i will answer anyway.If you do see them have a gun with you and shoot them.LOL.JK

~beebee69~

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Ermm.... I'm a 15 year old girl, and when I was 10 my grandma gave me this teddy bear for my birthday. It's very cute, with brownish fur, and little button eyes. And it has a green vest. I named it "Mr. Paddington". Lately, something weird has been happening. Whenever I've been around it I've felt... odd. As though I had a crush on it. Now I'm embaressed to change with it in the room, and at night when I imagine my first kiss, it's Mr. Paddington I imagine having it with. I've told my friends that I'm dating him, but they think I'm joking.... I'm afraid to tell anyone for real, because what if they took him away? I was just wondering if this is normal..... and if I'm allowed to someday marry my teddy bear?

OMG thats so wierd.lol.sorry didnt mean to laugh.Anyway maybe its because you really like teddy bears,or its a posesed teddy bear....JK.You shouldn't be scared to get dressed in front of it because its not going to like walk up to you and touch you.Or maybe you just have a attraction to quiet people....or things.Just remember the teddy bear will always love you.And I dont think your aloud to marry a teddy bear because

1.you have to sign your signature and I dont think teddy bears can write.

2.you have no place to put the ring on the teddy bear.

3.Thats just wierd.

~beebee69~

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age:13
gender:female

school is starting for me tomorrow and i need some advice on how to take on people who make fun of me.the school i go to is 7-12 graders combined in one school.and theres one perticular guy i can't stand.his name is nick and i used to have a crush on him.but then i found out he was a real jerk.now he makes fun of me saying i wouldn't date you in a million years.and when he would pass me he would make a barfing noise.and he makes fun of me and my bf cause we're such an odd couple.people say he's a freak and everything.he makes very rude remarks about us.and i can't just ignore it cause i've done that before and he doesn't stop.and i want to tell him off but i don't know how.my sister has stuck up for me for years but now i can barely see her so i have to face him alone.what do i do?
sorry this is long.

He's just a asshole who is probally jealous or something.Just ignore him when he walks by and pretend you did not even see or hear him.If he comes up to you and says a rude coment tell him to shove it up his ass because you dont care.

~beebee69~

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so i really liked this guy and i was pretty sure that he liked me to but he was to shy to say it sooo i made the first move and told him that i liked him he told me that he liked me to i was so exited and i thought that we where gunna go out. But summer came and i soon found out that he had gotten a new gf... I thought everything was fine but aparently not... he doesnt really even talk to me enymore..i was so depressed what should I do? What went wrong?

sorry for such a long question plz help tho!!!

Well you just told him that you liked him you did not say anything about if he would like to be your boyfriend or if he wanted to go out with you.Its either that or hes a complete jackass.

~beebee69~

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how old were you the first time you made out??

This is a odd question but when I was 11.LOL.I'm not kidding but we were playing truth or dare.

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Me and my close friend like the same guy. But she threatens me that if I ask him out of some sort she'd get people after me.
When I walked into the Art Room [He's in her class] He called my name and hugged me, then she got upset at me and called me a trature..I dont get her..Can anyone tell me whats her deal?

you shouldnt worry about that.if she threatens you just because of a guy shes a bitchy friend.

~beebee~

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(not sure if this is in the right category, if not SORRY!) anyway my big problem is i had my FIRST ever period on July 5th, and i havn't had it since! i'm really really worried. and i've never had sex so it wouldn't be that i'm pregnant. (i'm 14)

also, i'm pretty sure it was a period and not my hymen broke. because it lasted for 4 days.

please help me, i've been worried since august 20th! thanks.

Theres nothing wrong with you.when you first have your period it should be going slow.You should have your period every 1 or 1 1/2 month.

~beebee~

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first let me give you some background information..

i have this friend (lets call him..steve). we were really good friends last year. we were going out for like 2 days but thats a whole other story. he was almost like a brother to me and we were really close. i still like him sorta but hes being really mean to me and my friend (lets call her..suzie). since we hadnt seen steve all summer me and suzie went to 3 of his football practices so we could talk to him. well that didnt work out cuz he never even glanced at us when we yelled his name (this was after practice was over). we decided to give up after the third practice. then we saw him at the street fair and were kinda following him for a little to see if he noticed we were there and we thought he would come talk to us. nope. so a couple weeks later he gets online. heres the convorsation..

ME-hey
Steve-hey
me-did you see me and suzie at your football practices?
steve-oh yeah
me-why didnt you come talk to us?
steve-i didnt want to
me-oh thanks
me-anyway..are you in the gifted classes this year?
him- i dont know
me-how can you not know?
him-i dont really care
him-i dont know how to say this but cant you and suzie leave me alone?
steve signs off

i was so sad when that happened i didnt know what to do. i told suzie the story and she was like "what a deusch bag!" we thought well what if he means leave him alone forever?? like hes too good for us now that hes on the football team. im hoping thats not what he meant. school starts tomorrow and me and suzie decided to give him some space for a few days. im really sad about the whole situation cuz i still like him and last year we were really close and i could trust him with stuff. im thinking maybe its time to move on..i mean not like him like him anymore. but now im thinking hes not a very good friend anymore. looking back, we prolly couldve given him more space then we did last year. im not really sure what to think of the whole situation.

what do you guys think? what should me and suzie do??

well I would make him feel bad for he did.i mean how can he not be your friend anymore and he doesnt even have a reason.I make my friends feel sorry for what they did bad all the time.And this is how i do it.

1.If you happen to croos paths and he looks at you glance at him or even glare

2.if he tries to talk to you look at him so he knows you heard but walk away like you dont care.

3.have one of your friends go up to him and tell your friend to say `you know(your name)is mad at you.she said you think your to good for her since your on the football team`

That should get him to feel bad.If not why not just ask himwhat you did to make him ignore you.
Ta Ta for now =)

~beebee69~

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hellllo

ok so lately whenever i look at the mirror i look at like every. single. thing. on my face. and i notice all the things wrong with it. it's really starting to annoy me because every day i notice more and more t hings that are wrong with my face and i never used to be like this! i used to just look in the mirror from like a foot away, for 10 seconds after i put on mascara and be like "i look nice today" and then be satisfied. now i have to pay attention more, and i just want to know how i can make myself not care as much. i still want to look nice but i just think that if i keep doing this my self esteem will definitely go down...and it's weird because im not girly at all or anything im just paranoid about how my eyeliner looks in certain lighting and stuff. i actually put on makeup inside and outside and see if i can tell the difference. i hold a mirror up and see how i look directly in the sun, or the shade, or with my back turned to the sun. i dont know if im like OCD or what but its bugging the shit out of me and dont know why i do it.


sorry its long.

well it depend on whats wrong if your breaking out use face cleaner it helps me and i dont need to make up on.or ask a friend thats a girl to help and see if your just seeing thing or its really there.

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