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HEY EVERY0NE! WEll THE REAS0N i HAVE THiS iS BECAUSE iM ALM0ST LiKE ALWAYS BORED! i CAN ANSWER A QUESTi0N AB0UT PRETTY MUCH ANYTHiNG. i AM 13 BUT THAT D0ESENT MEEN iM DUMB. WEll i AM VERY Sl0W! BUT i DONT CARE. lATlY i HAVE BEEN HAVEiNG TR0BlE WiTH MY NORMAl COMlUMN BUT THiS iS MY OTHER 0NE. iF YOU ASK ME A QUESTiON i PROMiSE YOU i WiLL ANSWER...AS lONG AS iT iS NOT A STUPiD QUESTiON..YES THERE iS SUCH THiNG AS A STUPiD QUESTiON EXAMPLE: i HAD SEX AND THE CONDOM BROKE..AM i PREGANTE? HOW THE HEll AM i SUPPOSE TO KNOW? AM i YOU? GET A FREEKiN PREGNATSY TEST.. DiD YOU HAVE YOUR PERiOD YET? GOSH i KNOW YOU ARE NOT DUMB! WEll MAYBE YOU ARE BUT..

♥ SW33TxSUGAR

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hi my name is jess i recently broke up with my b.f tony and wel he went to a party like a week after we broke up and hooked up with a friend of mine. i still like him and i cried when i heard what happened. i cnt take it anymore. how can i get over him. please help me ill rate 5's
--jess

ok well..

what happened to me is i i did sexual stuff with my friends brother and he hasent asked me out.. yet.. and hes going out with anoother girl and he still wants to do that stuff with me and i let him through me around whenever he is horny and it would make me cry EVERY NIGHTso finally i told him off and he left me alone.. if you thought you were in love you werent.. u and i both know that!! well ITS GOING TO BE HARD but tell him off and HES NOT WORTH IT k?

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Okay, y'all...I am a fellow advicenator. I am just wondering why advicenators who have NEVER had sex or don't know what the hell the are talking about are answering sex questions. These people actually might just TAKE your advice...at least learn about what you're answering before you hit submit. Oh yeah, and for all of you who think wearing TWO condoms is cool...you are so wrong.

hahah i agree with you.. but when i answer questions (sex) i havent had it yeah.. but i still no alot about it

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Hello, I've looked up Limewire and everything I've read says it's legal. But I still can't help but wonder...
So does anyone know if it really is legal? Because I want to download it, I just don't know if I'll get in trouble for it.

think about it this way. you want the cd.. you buy it.. that money goes to the artist.. but if your use limewire.. it is not going to the arist AND THATS STEALING but i guess its not that bad becasue i mean EVERYONE DOES IT

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i know this sounds silly

but im 15 and ive never been kissed.
its all going to change tommorrow
and im going to be making out with this boy too.
but im nervous because im totally clueless on what to do.
and i dont want to tell him, or for him to know

are there any personal tips or sites you can give me ..thanks =]

ok this is easy.. i got my first kiss at 12.. well anyways... um well what you do is for a normal kiss is just give them a peck.. make your lips moist.. and make them soft not hard. for frenching open your mips sliptitlly and tiught yur tounge to his tounge

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I'm not sure if I have a bunch of little zits or a rash (possibly caused by new shampoo that I just bought about 1 week ago). It's near where my hair lays by my face. The "zits" are all grouped together. If anyone can help I will rate 5's.

Thanks, ♥ Kayleigh

it's a blemish/... pull your hair in a pont tail and if you have bangs (everyone does) pull them back to.. if you look stupid with your hair pind back leaave some out but not by your blemish.. it helped my friend..

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i want a cute screen name & im wanting opinions.

-really long legs
-brunette
-tall
-likes ae
-something cute?? haha
-silly
-lazy

etc etc!! anything really

thanks!!

AMERiCANx3AGl3
WHATxTHExFUCK
MRS LAZY
SillYxSillY
S0MEtHiNGxKUtE.. j/k

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i'm having problems figuring out a screen name. i juss cant get a theme down right.

-viva la____ (not glam)
-something with princess
-tall
-long leggs
-brunette
-tan
-LiVELAUGHL0VE??(NUMBER 1 PICK) opinions??

thanks!!

PRiNCESS x0
BRUNNETTExHAWTiE
KUTiE PATOOTiE
BiTCHxPlEASE
liVElAUGHl0V3 x0

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What would be a good s/n for me? like, any random s/n, but good ;)

xcheerbabex108

CH33RxBAB3

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im a girl 14 in 8th grade and im 215 pounds and 5"8 and im ugly wht should i do i have and ab lounger but i can resist junk food i always try to go on a diet is they're any way for me to stop craving fat food because i relly wanna be pretty for my semi formal and summer 2006

Well you said you are ugly.

[♥] try getting your eye brows waxed
[♥] plucking?
[♥] DONT BIT YOUR NAILS
[♥] manicures and pedicures
[♥] but a flat iron. straighten your hair.

for the weight issue

[♥] walk a block everyday
[♥] dont BUY junkfood
[♥] when your hungey..eat an apple LEARN TO LIKE IT.
[♥] if your dont like this.. then be fat :[

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okay i have pin straight hair but i want to make my hair curly not crunchy and hard looking but curly and silky and soft without all that hard crunchy stuff from mousse and hairspray and gel how can i make my hair look like this girls?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=7854299

you wont be able to see the picture of this girl with curly hair unles you have a myspace

her hair is naturlly like that. she just straightens it. well you can try getting a perm.

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are there any side effects or long term effects for that shot that makes you not get your period?
thanks

yes. it might not let you have childern. heartattcks. strokes. i would NOT recommend that.

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ok so all of a sudden the sound on my computer shut off. i was just listening to a song and then it just shut off. does anyone know what happend or how to get it back? i already tryed unplugging it and plugging it back in again but nothing happend. ill rate 5's!

maybe your speakers broke.?

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I recently found out that one of my best friends has eye cancer. If it spreads to her brain, which it probably will within the next year, she'll die. She refuses to do anything about it, surgery or chemo, and is just giving up. I've tried to convince her to do something, and she won't listen. What should I do?

aw, im sorry. my dad.. we found out he has cancer (liver) and it's the worse it can get. he will probly die in a week. he was an acholic.. and well my mom divorcid him and i use to not see him for months at a time. i live in new orleans and well i got flooded (like everyone) and my dad showed up to fix my house. well he started to get sick. and now im SO happy herrican katirna came because or else he would be sick some place else. it's like a mericle. well i what ever is happinging to your freind.. god has a plan! =]

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my best friend is a guy. he likes one f my friends and wants to ask her out. his last two girlfriends were horrible to him and i really want him to be happy. they are already friends and she is showing signs of liking him, though she tells me she doesn't like anyone and will tell me when she does. do you think there's a possibility that she likes him and won't tell me because i am so close to him?

also, he wants to ask her out soon. so i'm trying to help him come up with a really cute and romantic way. any ideas?

thank you. =).

yes there is a chance.. lol you sound like a good freind. anyways i think she might just maybe like him. start telling her good things about him. and it might just work!

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hey i need a new screen name.
im blonde, cute, prep you could say. but i dont want prep to be in the screen name.
i also cheerlead.
i like screen names with x's. & o's too.
THANKS IN ADVANCE, ILL RATE!

[♥] LiLxBl0NDiEx123
[♥] CHEERLEADiNGxBABEZ
[♥] CHEERxBiTCH
[♥] Bl0NDiExBiTCH
[♥] DiTZYxBl0NDE
[♥] CUTiExWiTTAxB00TiE
[♥] SEXiixPREP
[♥] SEXiixBl0NDE
[♥] SEXiixBiTCH


well i took those off of my screaname witch is... [♥] TiNKRxB3ll haahaa so hope you like =]

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ok for valintimes day i am going to give the gril i like a gift from her secrent admirer( it me) but than i started to like another girl. now i can't chose, the frist girl i like is smart, nice, cute and i am a bit taller, weres glass mexican, slitly thin, long hair, brown, weres it down. the one i stared to like is also smart, kind , cute, but is as tall as me, has frekls, light skin, long hair, light brown, she usly ware it in a bun, brown eyes, not fat,but is not thin either. plaese help me choose

valentines day is in a month. whose personality do you like better? but i think the 2nd one is better because she sounds liek mee hahah

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what is a milf
and
what is a unic (i kno they say it in pirates fo the carribean)

a milf.. hahah it's a mother i'd like to fuck and a unic is a guy without balls ♥

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My xanga icons are not showing up. They just show a little box with an "X" in them. I have tried clicking "Show Picture" but they still won't show up. Does anyone know what could be wrong?

the link is bad

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i need some cute love quotes for my portfolio for school. it's a project on what we love most about life..and of course...i chose love..but the thing is i cannot find any cute love quotes..please help..
i rate 5's for good quotes or sites to the quotes

thanks =]

um well this is my FAVORITE but i dont know itf it is apropriate for school


Girls have unique qualitys
They get wet without water
They bleed without injury
&& they make boneless things get hard

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i was wondering where can i get the old ipod? because i dont want a nano and i dont really want to pay for the video ones

and are they worth it.. because ive heard good and bad from people



if you tell me ebay, google it, or yahoo it or anything along those lines you will be rated a 1! anyone can do that

WELL the NANO doesnt play music vidio's.. the one that plays music vidio's is the music vidio one? i think thats what it is called.. ahhaah i don't know the exact name

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