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Hey, I am Cj from Belize. Some may also call me Christopher. Others call me crazy.

You probably never heard of my country before but that is alright. Check for it on a map, it is right under mexico. And please don't direspect my country. Many of my ancestors have fought to make the country independent. ANd so did my grandparents and my father. And when I am old enough, I shall give back to my country its rightful due.

I will answer your questions according to what I think, not what you want to hear or what others are saying. I think for myself. And If you don't or can't think for yourself....
stop wasting your time in life.

And if you hate my advice, please explain why so that I can improve on it. Don't tell me that I am stupid and that you hate me, because I don't care what you think of me.
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Ok i've been trying not to call my boyfriend and see if he would ever call me,but he never had except once. But that was awhile back

So does he still like me are not????
How can I get him to like me more to????

6th grader (link)
ok, so we are dealing with a sixth grade relationship here. interesting.

ok, so he does not call you.(wonder why?) Guys don't like calling girls. They don't like using the phone at all.

He probably he still likes you, but you do not have any details in this question. like "age, brief history of relationship, why you want him to call?" A guy will not call unless he has a purpose, a motive or a reason to call.(no, to call you because it is you is not a reason) see guys won't call just to chat, that is kinda hard to materailise in a dude's brain, especially at that age. See I am sixteen, and I use my cell phone almost never, I text my mom when I travel on the bus to tell her i reached safely otherwise, Screw my phone.

Don't call him. Tomorrow is school, see if he walks over to you or even looks at you. Your questions will all be solved with time.

How do you get him to like you more? Well, you gotta know what he likes about you in the first place, then work on that. Just look really pretty. Believe it or not, guys don't like girls such as yourselves using make-up, they like gils like you in thier natural look (without make-up!)And dudes dig smart girls too.

I would reccomend the following. try to get to talk to him alone (o-o). It won't be easy but don't push it, let it come naturally, it will happen sooner or later. And ask him why he does not call. There will be no damn way of making him understand why he should call, but if he calls, that means he really likes you.

But see, you are set. Nothing to worry about, he still likes you.

Ps. This situation is brilliant. You have a lot to learn my lickle friend.

Cj


I have an under-the-skin pimple on my forehead. It is really painful, red, and it sticks out too much to cover up (right in the middle of my forehead so my hair doesn't cover it). I've tried tea tree oil and other acne treatments but after three days it just seems to be getting worse. I don't have much money, but does anyone know any treatments, homemade or storebought, that could help? (link)
cheap and effective.

razor blade, carefully cut a small little line through the pimple. A bit of pus and blood might come out.

Then use toothpaste and salt to wash your face. Like twice a day.

Cheap and effective. Not reccomended by dermatologists. It sounds crazy but it works.

Ps. This is tough on your face, so do not use if you have really sensitive skin.


Okay, so theres this boy in my school 'steve', hes a senior...and hes like a god {well u know what i mean} and we hang out sometimes and i really really like him, His cousin 'rob' is my age and he's best friends with steve. Rob tells steve to back off and not like me. Steve does sense they are best friends. I don't know if steve likes me..because he can have almost any girl he wants, and hes usually into blondes {i'm brunette} but i still think i have a chance. He's the kind of boy who expects BJ's after like a week though. and i'm NOT into that...any advice?! Should i ask him to hang out more or something? (link)
Ok, here is attempt #2

You like this guy Steve. You claim he is like a god or like a celebrity. I believe you are saying so because he is hot or good looking or whatever.

However, your crush on him seems to be solely on his looks, which is a little vain on your part. You should not just like a guy because he has a pretty face, there should be some substance to him which makes him a real man.

You claim that if you become his girlfriend, you do not want to give him BJs (I don't know what that is, but it sounds promiscous to me). And If that is all he wants, he is pretty low too.

As a warning, if you do get him, he has the power to get any other girl, so it would be easy come easy go for you.

I would say you do not get to be his gf but there is no reason not to become his close friend. In fact, I would reccomend becoming his close friend. then plan out your next move.

This guy sounds a little promiscous. see, guys don't gid slutty girls, so why should you dig a guy like that? you better than that, come on.

And as for asking him to hang out more...
don't bow down to a dude like that. Beg no-one, follow your own rules and your rules alone. If you have to ask to be closer to him, then odds are he does not naturally want to hang out more. Let him see things your way first.

Ps. I am just trying to say the same thing as I said before, just in different words. Thanks for not spranging at me for getting it wrong, if I am still wrong well, thanks for being polite.


I am directing a high school play (I am a senior in high school) & I want to add lines for a smaller character in my play. originally it was not a character...it just said "a voice" but i decided to make the voice into the King's Herald (the voice announces people to the king). All he get's to say is "his excellency the chancellor" and "the women dulcibella". how can i add some more lines for him? i know you don't know the play, but just in general what can i do to add more lines? (link)
Make his role a funny one,

give him a line before or after each of his lines.

Example,if the dulcibella is pretty, have him say "bring in 'the women dulcibella'. and when they appear, have him say something like, "lord have mercy"


ok so i have a boyfriend
who goes to another school
and like i really like him and stuff
but on friday we had this dance
and like it was like this huge grindfest
and like i grinded w/ other guys
and like it wasnt that big of a deal
is that considered like cheating on my bf?

xox thanks (link)
It is not really cheating, but he will get pissed when he finds out.


What is the first person form of poner, in Spnaish? (link)
There are 18 different tenses in spanish, but I think the other dude who answered the question gave you the right tense. this tense is the simple present tense.

pongo
pones
pone
ponemos
ponen


what are some good songs about like teen love & fallin fast & someone meanin so much to you.. preferably rock/alternative kinda songs. thx so much! (link)
I am not sure if these are the kind of love songs you are looking for, but here are a few rock love songs.

lifehouse - hanging by a moment
Blink 182 - feeling this
Hoobastank - The reason
Puddle of Mud - Blurry
Story of the year - till the day I die
finger 11 - one thing
The darkness - I believe in a thing called love
The goo goo dolls- Iris
Seether ft. Amy lee- Broken

I am sure there are many more love songs out there that you would prefer from more stupid bands. (Green Day, The all American rejects, rebelde) I hope one of these may be with you were looking for, if not they are still pretty cool.


I have a new program called Iweb and its realy really cool and i have a website now, but i dont no what the theme should be and what it should talk about i dont want to talk about myself and i dont want to talk about the sports i play. I am really into stage acting and theatre but i don't know what i should write about.

thanks i will most certainly rate (link)
Why are you making a website?

If you don't know what to make your website about, then why make one?

Why do something without a purpose?


I found out that quite a few classmates of mine have tried marijuana or weed. This really shocked me because I didn't think highschoolers did that sort of thing, or that drugs were even available. They told me that the drugs really aren't that bad, that they're actually safer than cigarettes, and that they aren't addictive. Are they right? How many highschoolers do drugs usually? Am I naive to have believed that? (link)
Well, weed is safer than cigareetes in medical terms, but weed is ILLEGAL! don't mess with it. It is not addictive as such, but you can get hooked on it. Yes, highschoolers always have access to drugs.

Believe it or not, about 25% of the student body may be doing drugs, and it can include some of the people you least expect, including those topping the class. Yes, that is true, sadly.

No you are not Naive to believe that, I always thought I would run as far away as I can if any one brought drugs close to me, but it was not so, I do not even mind holding it.

But I don't smoke it. I do not do drugs, few simple reasons. It may get you sick, but that is rare. It Is ILLEGAL, stay away from it. it can screw up your life by association, think about it, people who smoke it break the law, who knows what other laws they might break. It will lower my grades, not by killing brain cells, but becuase I rather smoke than study. Plus, smoking is not cool again, it does not look cool. How many cool people smoke still? Plus, it might tear apart your family if they knew they were involved with drugs.



16/f.ok so i just moved to a new school and the very first day i met this really nice girl. shes so sweet, and i sit with her at lunch. ive even gone over to her house and hung out with her. shes not really the type of person i usually hang out with, but shes so sweet. but over the weeknd i met these group of girls that go to my school and tehre more my type. they invited me to sit with them at lunch and they want to hang out with me more, but i dont know what to do. these girls dont liket he girl i met the first day and they dont really associate with her. who should i sit with and how do i break the news to the other one? thanks.

p.s-sitting with all of us together would NOT be an option. thanks. (link)
Of course, this kind of thing happens all the time.

If I were you, I would sit with the girl that you met on the first day, I think she is the "real" friend.

Be sure to split your time between both of em. An easy way to split the time is with the group at lunch and the other girl at other times, but when you first tell the oether sweet girl that you won't eat with her, tell her nicely. Say, some girls said they want to show me something, or want to discuss something with me over lunch, and I have a feeling that you friend will understand. Then after that tell her what's up. and be sure to not to mention any of these following words, "friends, always, never, want"

The other girls that are more like you may not be able to relate to you on certain levels on like that other chic. So depending on you personality at that point in time, you know which to go to.

There must be a reason that they hate each other. If the girls hate the other one for no reason at all, that is pretty shallow, I would not really hang with them for that.

So it is up to you to choose, I can't really choose for you.

I know this is beside the point, but the japanese have an effective way of dealing against this. Their mentality: school for work, not socialising. This also allows you to do good in school and get a scholarship and go very far in life, and be able to get enough friends (tenfold) and fun later in life.


can you hurt yourself if you crack your neck everyday? i went on a missions trip and got into a habit of doing it and i wanted to know if its a bad thing to do. (link)
Nothing will happen. You will grow out of it. Just don't crack it too far. Otherwise you will hurt it. I use to do it. I don't do it any longer but I stopped for no reason at all. I kind of grew out of it.


I'm 15 and i need at least 350$ before thanksgiving can someone tell me a fast way to make a lot of money? I really need help! (link)
Alright, go around collecting everything you don't need or no-one will mis around the house and sell it in a garage sale. Or you and a friend can do it together and you both get rich. Remember to put up fliers in advanced.

Or get a job. or tutor people: tutors are rich.


Which one is better? I'd like a decent response, so no one word answers or just saying the name. Say why. Also, which one is less likely to give you a virus. Thanks :D... (link)
They are about the same, They both run on the gnetulla network so they have the same files. However, Limewire has a pro version which is really good. Plus limewire is the more popular one so it must be better. And with viruses, so long as you remain to just downloading music, no viruses should be encountered. I have limewrire, and I personally enjoy it. I am afraid opinions is all you can get on this, there are not too many facts on this question.


hey..i just bought an mp3 player & an ipod nano, i was wondering where can i download free music from. is there like websites or something like that? if there is, what websites can i download free songs for my opod & mp3? & how do i download them? thnx! any help is apreciated! =] (link)
yeah, download limewire, from www.limewire.com
(don't download it from other sources)
no bundles
no spyware or adware
and totally free!


I have been spending alot of time with this guy. We have both told eachother that we like eachother and we kiss and last night we held eachother. Basicly Its obvious to everyone that we like eachother. Well, yesterday my friend was talking to him and she asked him "If she asked you out what would you say." and he said that he would say yes! So now my problem is, how do I ask? I want it to be sweet and cute but not over done. Just simple and easy but still cute. any suggestions? please help! (link)
simple thing,

"Things are boring now-a-days, aren't they?"

"yeah,"

"hey, if you are free this friday, maybe we can hang out?"

"sure"

and that basically it. Of course, you can make it al lot more fancier. "Things are boring nowadays, but you keep them interesting for me." "Would you want to make other days intersting for me, on a date?'

And if he already kissed you, its pretty obvious he likes you. And he told you himself! what else could you have possibly been waiting for?


is downloading music from limewire illegal? also, can people get into your computer from it. is there any othe programs you reccomend for downlaoading music? Thanks :]] (link)
Its free, its legal. So long as you do not use it for commercial resale. People cannot get into your computer from it, only the files you allow to share. The danger is that they may get your ip adress and then later get information from your machine.
Limewire is probably the best free downloading program right now. You may be getting ripped if you pay the 40 bill fee, I don't know.
Your standard antivirus will protect you from downloading viruses from it. and there should be no spyware on it ethier. Just stay away from those files with those weird looking file names.


14/f.

Im a virgin and Im SCARED to death of sex. I know its silly because everyone does it, but Im afraid it will hurt. Just wondering, I masturbate and I know it makes you loose. So, does masturbating make the first time hurt less or affect it at all? (link)
Stay a virgin. Not everyone is doing it. Only Skets, whores, and bitches. You are higher than that. I know it. So abstain my good friend. As for the real question you ask, can't help.(Not a chic)

Cj


Hi. My name is Molly. I have experience with guys, I do. But I was wondering whether there was anything I could do to make my guy feel better while we are making out or something. Is there any place that they like to be touch or like tickled, other than the obvious. If you could answer this fast, that'd be great. and Im not weird. (link)
Truth is, I have never made out with a chic before (anyone for that matter). And kissing, only on the cheek. And i would think the guy would be happy if he is making out with you.

I am afraid you will have to ask another guy.


i am 14 female and i havent had my period yet so does that mean i can not masterbate? also can you have sex even if you havent had your period yet? thanks alot (link)
You can, but it might not be as fun.


My son - African American - has hair bumps throught his head and at the bottom of his hairline on the back of his neck. He has tried several products to get rid of them to no avail. Someone suggested he use Vagisil. He's been trying that for the past 2-3 days. Nothing happening yet. Anybody have suggestions out there on how to get rid of them?

Thanks (link)
Maybe it is the way the barber cuts his hair. Next time, tell him to tell the barber not to mark him with a razor, use the machine to mark him instead.




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