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hello! i'm abby. october is my birth month! i am a cheerleader on competition this year. i got hurt at one of the camps over the summer and now i am in a leg brace because of it. i tore a ligament and chipped a bone, all because i twisted my ankle. haha, i'm a klutz. and i am also a self-proclaimed helpless romantic, i've read too many fairytales. i am a non-cusser, and i hate hearing cuss words. love me or hate me, it's your choice.

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I have 3 goldfish, all fantails.
The Black one has not been swimming around the tank much this week, just staying at the bottom. This morning it has just been laying on the rocks at the bottom with it's head hidden.
My mum thinks that it might be pregnant but I'm not too sure.
I'm going to get the water tested now just to check if it's not that causing the problem but if anyone knows what these symptoms may mean, please help :)

Sorry to say this, but when my fish did this, it died. You should search fishie websites.

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I'm 16/f and I don't feel like my breasts are normal.
Does anyone have any informational sites that can show me what my breasts should look like??
Thank you :)

There is no WAY that boobs should look. If you want to look at others boobs, search porn. If your boobs don't look a THING like any of the other boobs on there, go see a doctor. It's about time that you went.

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Do girls think magicians are hotter than guitarist,drummers and jocks?

Some find them creepy while some find them hot.

What is your take on this?

thanks

No. Although magic tricks are cool, it is lame and will get you know where major in life. Same with all the others too, though. =D

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i have classes with my ex boyfriend and hes always flirting with other girls, and i get so sad to the point where i feel like im about to start crying in class. what can i do to get over it.

To show him that you have moved on, flirt with anyone and everyone in that class, nerds, girls, teachers, ANYONE. Show him that you are "over" him also.

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well my best friend lets say girl has a lil brother named lets say guy. well me and guy only have a 1month age difference and weve been txting for a whilenow and we have a ton incommon like we both love sports.we both know that we kinda like each other alil. and girl is all for it.like whenever im with her she'll start singing the wedding march and be like u and guy are going2 get married and ijust say w.e.how do i get her stop thinking that?and idontknow what 2do with guy.4more info. message me if needed

First of all let me congratulate you on finding a wonderful guy.
Tell "girl" to be nice to you. Tell her that this relationship will not work out if she keeps nagging and being rude to you. Tell her that it will be odd, but you would like her help in making it a sucessful relationship.
As for "guy", just keep flirting with him and if "girl" keeps it up while all of you are together, IGNORE HER! and if he asks you out...GREAT!

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whats an algorithm? give an example please. :] thankss

Half of Abby 1: Algorithm - A step-by-step problem-solving procedure, especially an established, recursive computational procedure for solving a problem in a finite number of steps.

Half of Abby 2: 1+3+5+...(2n-1)=n 2(squared)

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Recently i've been envying other people who have like these really cool names. I've been trying to think of what i could do with my name (my name's Donna). But i can't think of anything to do with my name. People normally call me Donz, but i've been called that for ages and i just want something else that people could call me by.

Any1 got any ideas??

Half of Abby 1: Donnza, Donna-saur, Donnzrita, Donnaritos, Donna Ca Bonna, Donny, Donzzy.

Half of Abby 2: Nnod, Donny-boy, Donna-conda, Donnatello, Donte, Giraffe woman, Donnler, thats all.

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14/f. ok, well i've had my period before, but every stinkin time i have it i ALLWAYS get blood in my underwear. i'm running out of underwear!!! i'm not comftrable telling my mom that the blood gets in my uderwear, but i'm down to about only 5 pairs. idk what to do!! help!!

Half of Abby 1: Well to start, lets talk about the underwear. Go buy some that are on sale. Those will be your "new underwear." And the five pairs that you have now will be your "old underwear." Wear your "old underwear" while you are on your period or when you think you might start soon. Wear the "new underwear" when you are feeling good and you are not on your period.

Half of Abby 2: You shouldn't be uncomfortable with telling your momma, because she is also a girl, and she goes through that also. Unless she is going through menopause of course.

Half of Abby 1: If you use a tampon wear a panty liner also. If you wear pads though, buy bigger ones. Like the super gigantic ones, ha. And if you haven't tried Always, you should.

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I was going out with this one guy that I really liked for a little over a month. But then he started wanting to know where I was, who I was with, and all that stuff. He called me a million times a day and when I didn't answer his call he'd keep calling until i'd pick up. or he'd leave messages cussing at me asking why the f*** I wasn't answering my cell. Plus, he wanted all my time and if I was busy, he would just ask to come with me and do it too or come with me and my friends. So, I broke up with him.
Now, he calls me still and leaves a million more messages, wants to be "friends" and now he's bugging me even more now then he did when we were going out. He says, "I love you, babe" and all that crap.
should I take it or call the cops or what??
please help me!

Half of Abby 2: Well dont call the "popo" because they probably wouldn't do anything.

Half of Abby 1: If this happens at school I would talk to the guidance counselor. This is bad. Tell him that if he doesn't stop you will tell his mom and other important people.

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alright i'm 17 years old i've bin with my boyfriend for almost 2 years now and i was wondering if anyone could give me suggestions on how to do something really sexy for him this valentine's day like i'm going to have my house to myself and i want to make his jaw drop. hurry with your answers please and thank you.

Half of Abby 1: If you want to be SEXY for your man. Buy a pole. Kidding.

Half of Abby 2: Open the door and be in your under garments. :)

Half of Abby 1: Watch a movie and when you are about to sit down take of your shirt and act like it isn't a big deal...snuggle.

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14/f

lately ive been just down. durning cheerleading practice (im very involved in cheerleading,its pretty much my life) im not doing as good and I feel fat because i am the biggest flyer and weigh just as much as the girls that lift me. other than that, i get realy stressed at school because my one teacher sucks at teaching. then my family just bugs the shit out of me alot too. also with my love life ive been threw alot and now i dont think my heart can fall for someone the same since what happened to me before. and i get so self conscience and i try to work out but let myself go and its just really stressful.

i just think i would feel 10 times better if i had someone to talk to besides friends. but i dont want people saying "i.m me" blabla when they havent experianced stuff that im going/gone threw.. which is sex, heartbreak, being used, multipul mood swings, unable to like someone for real, cheerleading stress (or anything with weight).

i apperiacte any help what so ever and i have my own column but can't figure out my problems. all you columists keep up the great work.

FLYER ADVICE: Hey, look at it this way. You are a flyer, you must be good at something! Smiling is important, you must have a pretty smile. As for the fat problem, your not. I was one of the biggest flyers last year. I was tall and petite. What more can I say? Oh, yeah. I am a base this year. It is fun to. I know you probably don't want to give up flying because it is so fun, but next year if you want you could possibly change to basing or back spotting. All positions are fun.

TEACHER ADVICE: We all get at least one teacher each year that doesn't do their job properly. We just have to live with it and hope for a better teacher in that subjet next year. Or, you could confront her/him. Tell them you would like some extra practice.

FAMILY ADVICE: Families tend to bud all teens. It is part of growing up. Instead of beating up your little brother, go to your bedroom and do extra credit work, if possible, I recently did and it helped me out tremendously.

LOVE LIFE ADVICE: At your age everyone is just discovering their love life. It may take another year to find a guy worthy of a relationship with you. Right now, everyone just looks at looks. In a year or two, people will see you for who you are. I tend to find that older boys like me more. Since I am not the "pretty preppy type" , but I am nice, they care.

Take care, and feel free to ask me more questions.

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I will give you my description first I am a small girl, I have a heart shape face sort of like the shape of Halles Berry's I have a small head, I have a caramel complexion my eyes are sort of small but nay way I want to get a afro. And, I don't know how it will look and how people will react to it I would like to know what you t hink about afros as women how do you think they look, and males I would like to know if you find them atrractive or at least decent looking. I would like all opinions and all view on it, I'm on the fence right now.

I think afros on women are beautiful. IF you keep them tame though. I would only go about and inch/inch and a half tall. Not any larger. Brush is often and trim it so it is a perfect ball. Enjoy!

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does anyone no what i could do to lose my legs but not my butt becasue everything i do to lose my legs i also lose my butt
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get on all fours and lift one leg. Make sure it is straight. Do about 15-30. Depending on how fast you want to loose your legs and tighten your butt. Also in the same position, but with your leg bent face the bottom of your foot to the ceiling. In this excersize do little pulses up and down while keeping the bottom of your foot to the ceiling. Do about 50 of these on each leg. You should feel this in the lower thigh of the opposite leg. Get those glutes in shape and make your thighs smaller and more muscular! Yay!

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thanks, i knew what it was, i just think my boyfriend has it on here, anyway i can tell?

I don't know. You could always go to www.pcpandora.com form more information, I am sorry I can't help you. I just learned about the basics a few days ago.

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My boyfriend has to work on Valentine's day so we're celebrating it the night before but I was thinking of maybe buying or baking something to bring in to his work. I am not that great of a baker, but I can do it if needed. Does anyone have any ideas as to what I should bring to him? He's not a huge fan of chocolate and he likes various candy, I just don't want to buy him something and give it to him, some thought should be put into it...

Peanut Butter Cake

Ingredients:
Cakes
3/4 c unsalted butter
3/4 c creamy peanut butter
2 c packed brown sugar
3 ea eggs
2 c all purpose flour
1 tb baking powder
1/2 ts salt
1 c milk
1 ts vanilla
Peanut Butter Filling:
1 c cream cheese, softened
1/2 c creamy peanut butter
Chocolate Glaze:
1/2 c water
4 tb unsalted butter
1/2 c cocoa
1 c powdered sugar
1 ts vanilla

Preparation:
In large mixing bowl, cream butter and peanut butter until light and fluffy. Add brown sugar. Mix to blend. Add eggs, one at a time, mixing well after each addition. In a small bowl, combine flour, baking powder and salt. Add flour mixture to butter and peanut butter mixture alternately with milk, beginning and ending with flour mixture. Add vanilla. Pour batter into 2 well greased and floured 9 inch cake pans. Bake in preheated 350 degree oven until cake tests done, about 45 minutes. Cool on wire rack to room temperature before frosting the cake. Spread half of Peanut Butter Filling over tops of each cake. Chill. Spread half of Chocolate Glaze over peanut butter topping on each cake, using metal spatula dipped in hot water. Spread glaze over cake while glaze is warm. As glaze cools, it will thicken. Peanut Butter Filling: Cream ingredients together until light and fluffy. Chocolate Glaze: Place water and butter in small saucepan. Bring to a boil. Add cocoa, sugar and vanilla to water mixture. Mix until smooth. Note: This recipe will make two 9 inch cakes or one stacked layer cake. If making the stacked layer cake, the Peanut Butter Filling should be put between the layers and on top of the cake before topping it with the Chocolate Glaze.

Recipe from http://www.sheetudeep.com/love/valentine/recipes.html

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if u know what this is please let me know i have a few questions bout it

"PC Pandora is your very own personal PC and Internet detective that hides on your hard drive and monitors all computer and Internet activity.

This program will allow you to record and take snapshots of the websites visited, emails sent and received, Instant Messages sent and received, Chat room conversions and other computer and Internet activity that is done on your PC.

This software can also be used as a keylogger that will allow you to record secret passwords that someone may want to keep hidden from you. Once you know the passwords you will be able to enter any site that someone tries to keep hidden from you, or login to secret Hotmail, YAHOO, AOL or other web based email accounts."

-http://www.pcpandora.com/info/

ENJOY!

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I don't like wearing a lot of makeup. I usually only have time to wear a little eyeliner on my bottom lid because I run late every morning, lol. But I wanted to know some good makeup because I would like to get some good stuff. I don't mind spending a bit, I'll save up if I have to. But I want it to look natural, and I'd like to focus mainly on eyes. People have suggested Clinique? What would you recommend?

EVERYTHING: You sound like a great candidate for Estée Lauder. I love their concealer! Not all expensive stuff is good, though, keep that in mind.

EYES: I like Mary-kate and Ashley from Wal-Mart and Target, lol. I also like HIP from drugstores and Walmart. I also like CoverGirl's mascara and eyeliner, also from drugstores and Walmart. Enjoy.

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ok im a girl and homophobic. but not scared of gays but im scared of lesbians. am i still homophobic or what? i dont hate them or anything but i just get scared of them. and is being homophobic is bad?

You could call it a homophobic.

Homophobia is the fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals.[1] It can also mean hatred, hostility, or disapproval of homosexual people, sexual behavior, or cultures, and is generally used to insinuate bigotry.[2] The term homophobic means "prejudiced against homosexual people,"[3] and a person who is homophobic is a homophobe.

The word homophobic, when used to label someone as prejudiced against homosexual people, can be a pejorative term, and the identification of a group or person as homophobic is nearly always contested

Yes, you are homophobic. No it isn't bad. It is as bad as disliking feet or tight places.


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my boyfriend is coming over on saturdayy
what are some fun things that we can do..
not like making out or hj.. not like normal stuff because i already know those things
like what do guys like girls to do besides those things? just some like fun playful things. also what is some stuff to say to get him hot?
thanks :)

Ew, Ender. That is nasty.

Usually I keep it casual. If this is an indoor thing, play a board game, color in coloring books, play hide and seek. HAVE FUN WITH IT. You don't have to impress him. He already knows you guys are together.

Play around. Play a kissing game. To start kiss him 3 times on the cheek and say Im winning. Hopefully he will catch on and kiss you back. Then if you want move to lips. Think playful.

If this is an outdoor thing, go swimming, play catch, go on a walk/bike ride. Don't try to show off! And most importantly don't beat up a sibling. That is unattractive. Well, I hope you two have a jolly good time, lol.

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I was just curious if you are someone close to you hads a b.day that is on february 29, how do you celebrate it and just what day to you call your b.day during leap years. Is it odd or what?

Ha, I know someone who's birthday is on Feb. 29. Her parents let her pick any day of the year to celebrate it. Ex. Halloween and then the next year, Easter Sunday. I think it is awesome!

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