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any one know who sings Your Song
like 'you remind me of a song i used to love'
ill rate 5's

Haha. You give us one line from the song and expect us to tell you what it is? Hahah.

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I need a really good straightener, ive got crazy hair. I have this mini handheld one but it works really bad..i seen this "jade" green one that looked cool hahah, does it work good? it interested me alot. Also i need one thats 20 dollars or under, and that i can get at a walgreens or something. Thanks!

Put super glue in your hair. Then straigten it out with a comb. Be sure to be fast or you'll have a comb stuck to your scalp. That'd be pretty frigg'n hilarious though. Nevermind, put the super glue in and put the comb in and leave it.

New style. New fashion.

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is that you in that picture..if so which one?

No.

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I like your hair.

Red is a pretty cool color. So is pink.

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i lost a big part of my life...the person i loved more than life itself...he told me i was annoying and a bad girlfriend...it tore me up...i want him back and now hes talkin to my friend...i just want to die...how do i get over him? someone help me please before i do somethin stupid

Haha. Annoying and a bad girlfriend? That totally sucks.

I recommend a frim kick in the nuts will talk some sense into him.

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f/13
ohk so i've gone out with many people b4 ... some were crushes, dares you know your typicall 12 -13 year old stuff only like one or two i really truly loved . yes loved i would do anything for them. i have had my heart broken a couple of times and i have broken a few ... but why is it that all a sudden i feel like love can be/ is such a scary thing ?

Well to tell you the truth. You're 13. You probably havent loved anything besides your parents.

You wen't out with people on a dare? You're a bitch. You didn't like them but wen't out with them?

Why do you feel that? Who cares.

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Okay I'm like really bored and passing the time by looking at pics but I need some other site to go to. Can someone please give me some websites?

I'll rate five if you give me at least three good sites!

I'll give ya some awesomness sites right now.

You can visit my advice site.

Then I have about a bajillion other listers on my site you can visit. So take those 3 sites and quadruple it.

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ok well i have this boy friend and he wants to finger me but i always get this weird like thudding/throbbing feeling in my crotch what is that? can i stop it? would it be noticable to him? and is it normal?i need help fast thanks!

No, its not. I do believe you should become a rapper and make a phat beat outta that throbbing though. Then you'll be hardcore and fit right in with all the other hardcore rappers.

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hello i am having a pool party and i need a bathing suit i have picked out 2 that i think are cute from kohls can you guys tell me what one is better and keep in mind im 13 and im a size 16 so no worries about me being younger and also i like to be different and go bold with colors here is the link to it

http://www.kohls.com/products/product_page_vanilla3.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=163769023&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=168393005&bmUID=1119630672104

click on the swatches to see the bathing suits up close is the purple and blue one cuter or the green and yellow one cuter and you see the little bow string tie thingis the front well im taking that out so it doesnt look kiddish please help me decide i rate HIGH

Good good. You shop at kohls. Unlike all the other idiots who waste their money on abercrombie. You buy the stuff thats just the same quality except cheaper.

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Okay- so my boyfriend is going to Florida for 14 days and he's flying. He's really scared and I wanted to write him a letter for the airplane ride up there. I don't know what to put in it! Please give me just a few ideas. Thanks --- I rate HIGH! And give feedback if you want it!

You probably don't have to worry. Usually planes don't crash. But if in case this one does, consult the saftey manual tucked in the pouch in front you. It'll tell you some ways of surviving. Although most the time only around 10% people actaully survive. Just remember when you're sky rocketing down(literally) to the ground that I still love you.


Good luck on your flight
Get back safely
Your name.

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The only reason i'm up now is because i can never fall asleep! if u help me with this i will give u a five!
i think this is urgent so please answer asap!

You think this is urgent?

Meaning, it might be but probably isn't?

Well then, since i'm busy right now; i'll get back to answering this question tomorrow.

Happy ground hog day.

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how do you remove the sites in the dropdown box where you type in the site you want to go to? thanks

Uh oh! Somebody has been looking up porn!

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Can someone please help me find a website where I can download apple sauce. Its a program for AIM and I really need it. Its not real apple sauce. Thanks!

"its not real applesauce"

Did you think we'd be dumb enough to think it was?

Applsauce? What type of prog is that anyways. Sounds like it sucks, dont get it.

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Ok I have these 2 friends. I know them both really well. We are so close. Well today they played a trick on me. They made up a screenname and pretended they were this girl that I hate with a passion. They talked a bunch of shit. Well it got to the point that when the convo was over that I sent the convo to 2 of my other friends e-mail and told them to read it. Well i go to tell my friend about it and turns out it was her and my other friend..The thing that made me mad and pissed off at them is the fact that they said it was that girl and they know i hate her. They completly don't know what happened between me and her and shouldn't have done it. But my ? is .....What should I do about it? I mean it might of been funny to them but they don't know the whole story and it completly pissed me off...Should I tell them it made me mad and that I am still mad at them....But please tell me what I should do....
Signed ,,,,TrueHope10

I would suggest you should probably lighten up and learn to take a joke.

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hey well I'm going to go on a diet and I dont really know what type of foods to get for when I go to the grocery store. Any ideas?

Diets are for people who are too lazy to work out.

Don't diet. It makes you paranoid you'll be checking the back of every box on thing.

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hey i was wondering if it was nomal for me to wt=rite songs at my age we'll just say(11-13) lemme know

No. Usually around that age they're all emo pathetic crap where its all been put on by impression of other bands. Oh wait....everyone does that now days.


Yeah, screw originality just remake other peoples songs and make them sound just like some other bands when you make your own stuff.

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okay, so i wanna highlight my hair. i usually go and get it done, but i wanna do it myself this time. however, i dont really have the time to go out and buy stuff for it right now. so does any one know, stuff at home that i could use and how to hi-light it, and not make it look like crap?!

i will rate 5's to any one who helps!

xoxo ♥ Brittany

thanks guys~!

Kool Aide.

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ok there is this really good and i dont know how it is by or what it is called because i usually dont listen to that kinda music but the words go:

you wanna know more more more about me
im the girl whos kicking the coke machiane
im the ones thats honking at you 'cause i left late agian
hey hey hey
could you see i want you by the way i push you away
yea
dont judge me tomorrow sumthing sumthing really fast

hey hey get tangled up in me


if you need more of the song just tell me!!

Sounds pretty crappy. I'm pretty sure once you've heard it, you'll change your mind and delete it.

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Me & my guy friend had a fight like 2 weeks ago, then last week I called him to apologize (it was nothing big i swear...just stupid) and i don't think he was happy to hear from me. He went to out of town for a few days and just got back today and now he's leaving again tomorrow for a week and a 1/2. I havent talked to him since I've called him. He told my friend that he's not mad but he just doesn't wanna talk to me bc he's afraid then I might start to like him. I sent him a text asking him if he was still mad and he never texted me back. I need to know if I should try calling him again TONIGHT before he leaves again bc I really miss him sooo much and I don't want our friendship to be over because of this bc we've been friends for 6 yrs & have been thru soooo frikin much together! HELP PLEASE!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO???? And if I call him, what should I say to get him to listen to me? Thanks!

Don't call him. Make him call you.

If he doesn't call stalk him. Then when he's just out and about and standing still not doing anything; sneak up behind him and stick his finger in your mouth and walk away.

If he doesnt notice you did that,you're pretty good at being stealth.

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did destiny's child really break up?

Who cares, they sucked anyway.

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