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Im so confused.

Okay, In Pirate movie #2 Captain Jack Sparrow dies Righhhht?

Who comes back in the end?
Its the person from the 1st movie.

I dont get it, why does captian jack die?

Help pleasee! (link)
Captain Barbosa comes back at the end to help get Jack out of the Kraken...but even with the 2nd movie out we all knew that there was going to be a 3rd because they filmed them both at the same time...BIG HINT that captain jack doesn't die...if they made a 3rd one without Johnny Depp it would be terrible and no one could go see it...


ive never seen shrek the third, but in a commerical i saw him and fiona in a bed and it looked clear that shrek was naked.. what was this scene about? i thought little kids watched this? if anyone watched shrek 3, can you please explain this scene to me? thank you! (link)
calm it down...its a kids movie...I saw it opening weekend...its a really quick scene where they're waking up together in the same bed (they are married...married people tend to sleep in the same bed) you can't actually see anything...Donkey does say a line that implies that he's not wearing any pants...but you don't see anything at all...Dreamworks is not going to make a kids movie with insanely immature content...but you must remember that adults go see it too...if you watch the other movies even most of the humor really is more geared toward adults with visuals for the children...all the real laughs go over their heads


is it legal for rastafarians to smoke weed? because they "talk to there god" while smoking it right? so like, if they get caught smoking, cant they just say they're doing something religious because they believe in rastafarianism? (link)
weed is illegal no matter who you are...if it were legal for Rastafarians to do it then anybody could just say that they were...they don't get special treatment, religious or not.


what does stfu stand for? (link)
Shut
The
Fuck
Up



people on this site think they are so mature and know everything but they don't know shit. (some do, most dont.) first of all, alot of people on this site believe that if they live a simple life and dont care about electronics and huge houses that they are better than people who care about their appearence and want nice things. just because i have some designer stuff doesnt mean im not a good person right?!! i shop at all of the expensive stores but its because i LIKE the clothes. if you like walmart thats good for you but i dont. and i dont give a f*** what the "popular" kids think. i do what i want and just because i want nice stuff and care about my looks doesnt mean im immature. alot of people on this site are prejudice. and prejudice means PRE JUDGING. you guys are pre judging teenagers just because they give a care about how they look or what they buy. and usually its the adults who critisize teenagers. but if you havent noticed alot of teenagers are smart and they dont always follow the crowd... these uninformed people give us teenagers sterotypes when they havent even met all of us. i say i shop at abercrombie and fitch and suddenly i have all these people calling me a follower. i know how i am and i dont follow. i lead. wow, so i like the same stores as other people. BIG DEAL. i dont smoke and drink and im not a slut. i just CARE about my appearence. deal with it! stop judging the teens on this site wrong and calling them whiny bitches because its not us, it's YOU.

opinions please. =) (link)
your right in a way...your right in the fact that people should care about what they look like...but for them...not for what the "cool kids" think...which most of them ask...whats "cool" thats where the people on here get into who cares if your stuff is designer or wal-mart...it doesn't matter...just be yourself...If you ask me...it's not the people giving the advice that are the immature ones...it's the ones asking for it...I'm not saying that if you need help don't ask...please do...but please keep in mind that this is an OPINIONATED site...we are asked to give our OPINIONS on what we would do in a certain situation...it's open to a different interpretation for everyone. So I like how you think that your being "righteous" but your not...I buy nice designer things too...90% of my clothes come from freakin' Macy's for crying out loud...but it's because thats what I feel like wearing...not because its "cool" I don't smoke, or drink, or go out and sleep around with lots of guys either...but I don't think that this site is full of prejudice...people ask for help and opinions and thats exactly what we give them.


well i always wanted to eat a girl out why i really dont know but i was wondering do girls really enjoy it when guys eat them out? (link)
it totally depends upon the girl...some girls are really open to it and like it...others will be disgusted and turned off by it


okay their is this guy who is obsessed with me and his name is andrew. hes a dorky and all. but hes nice. i dont like him but he follows me everywhere i go. hes always asking where i am and what im doing. he talks to my friends to see what im doing and when im hangingout with them so hecan join us. and even on his myspace it says I LOVE BRITTANy all over it. oh and he says i love you to me. even though he doesnt know me. he knows.. that i know that he likes me. its kinda like a no BRAINer. and hes even asked me out. but like i said i dont like him. But he tells me even if i dont likehim, he will never stop loving me. and honestly the guy doenst know me well enoguht to love me much less like me.

SO HOW DO I TELL him to basically screw off.. because ive tried that and it doesnt work and ive tried just telliung him nicely.?!??!?! help me.
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thats when you need to be like..."look...I don't like you, we'll never be together...You're not gonna love me forever...one day I'm gonna be older and go off and get married and your still gonna wait for me...I don't think so...you'd be miserable...I won't date you...it just wont happen..I'm not attracted to you in that way...but I'd be more than happy to help you find someone good for you...because it's not me"

He needs to find someone that likes him back...once he realizes what he's been missing by following you for so long he'll realize that he needs to move on...all he needs is a girlfriend who likes him and can show him all that he's been missing out on


I accidentally bought I song from itunes that I didn't want. It was a waste of money!!! Can I return this song and get my money back? What can I do? (link)
you can't return songs...only delete them...either way your out .99 cents...but that .99 would only buy you another song on iTunes anyway...try listening to it a few times...you might learn to like it


ok so as long as i can remmeber i have bitten my nails and now they are soooo small!!!! like i dont even know how i got them like that lol. and its a really bad habit. also i heard if i keep biting them i can get cancer is that true? and how can i stop biting my nails because its a habit from when i was like woo like 6 yrs old and i am 15! now lol (link)
No...you will not get cancer...but I had the same problem...biting your nails is terrible for them and can cause permanent damage to them if the problem is not stopped...the best thing to do is to (as weird as it sounds) use some hot sauce (if you don't like hot foods or some sort of liquid with a taste you don't like) and get it under the nail and on top of the nail so when you bite them they'll taste hot...it helps to break the habit...once you get over the 30 day hump eat some Knox brand gelatin...it helps your nails grow back and use some green tea nail oil and pre-natal vitamins..these things will help your nails grow back strong and healthy


I need some ideas for a unique, teenage girl's name. It's for a novel I'm writing. (link)
-Nevaeh (heaven spelled backwards)
-Ansley
-Lori
-Ember
-Cadence
-Calypso
-Aquarius
-Imogen
-Nerissa
-Trinity
-Valencia

those are just a few I can think of...if you need anymore message me


which store would have it ? thanks! (link)
You can only buy Aveda hair care products in Aveda stores/salons, and the online store and a few local hair salons might carry it...mine does...but most don't and use Redken...some Ulta stores also carry them in their salons...but go to Aveda.com and look for an Aveda store/salon near you


If I baught a waterproof disposable camera, could I take it underwater and use it to take pics of stuff underwater? Or is there another kind of disposable camera, names would be great if there were. :) (link)
I don't know any names but there are disposable cameras made for under water...the waterproof ones are just if water happens to get on them nothing will happy..but just like a waterproof watch or anything else for that matter, it has limits to the amount of water that can get on it...taking it underwater would be a poor idea...I would definitely get one of the ones made for underwater photography. you can tell because they are bulky with a (usually blue) plastic covering and are sometimes see through


what's the 1st most popular website in the world? it's not myspace and i googled it and it didn't help. thanks! (link)
I would say MSN just because that is the homepage that 95% of computers are set to...not Yahoo like some girl said...in fact I'd say yahoo is a bit further down on the list...I would put google in a 2nd place and probably a site like wikipedia in third...


ok it goes like this....

"girls like boys with cars and lots of money...." or something like that...
it came out like maybe in 2002 or 2003? im not quite sure which year. help? (link)
the song is "Girls and Boys" by: Good Charlotte...it's off their 2003 album "The Young And The Hopeless"


do they show "summer jam" (in boston, ma) on t.v.? & if so what channel is it? ♥ (link)
no they don't...but it would be totally amazing if they did



okay like for the last names "haskins" and "moretti" what country did they originate from? like are those last names italian french german polish etc... (link)
Haskins is definitely Irish..my friend has that last name and he's so Irish with the red hair and everything

Moretti definitely sounds Italian...I'm pretty sure it is


Ok, im going into highschool this year coming out of a really small school. I need some tips on these things.
-how should I dress and act? (im kinda a prep)
-how can I make new friends that aren't total losers?
-how can I flirt and catch a guys attention?
thankyou =] (link)
ok so first off be yourself...you wont make friends by being fake...second we don't pick and choose who our friends are...they pick us...and as long as you don't think they're losers then they're not...it doesn't matter what the so called "in" crowd thinks because they're not as cool as they think they are and everyone talks about them behind their backs...and if you see a guy you like...find out some stuff about him like if he's a total ass or not...some guys are really hot but incredibly rude and conceited...if you like what you find out then make some moves...remember it's just another guy...flirt how you would with anyone else...be subtle but not so that your not noticed at all...but putting yourself out there can sometimes lead to major heartbreak...I came from the same situation...I went from a school of 150 people from K-8 to a school with 2500 and I adjusted just fine...just remember to be yourself...people will like you for who you are now how you act or dress...I promise


is the absolute value of negative four ( |-4| ) four or something else? (link)
it's 4...the absolute value of any number...positive or negative is the positive integer


how do you curl your hair?!
my hair is super thick and blonde,but my curls are always tight ringlets or just a tangled mess..
i just want simple curls!! how do you do that? (link)
a really easy way to do it is to wash your hair, section it and put it into rollers that you'll wear overnight, spray gel it, and either blow dry over the rollers or wear it all night and spray more gel in the morning into your hair, either way the curls will stay...unlike with flat ironing and then curling...too much heat not only damages your hair and fries it, it can cause minimal time that the curls will actually stay in


So I have some guy friends, but not as much as girl friends. But I've noticed that all my friends who have guy friends always either call/text them. I only talk to my guy friends at school or online. Is that weird? Idk. Would it make me better friends with them if I called them or whatever? I just never thought it was really necessary until I saw that I have no guys' numbers in my cellphone lol. So like, how can I not awkwardly ask guys for their numbers, even ones I just wanna be friends with? (link)
well schools about to end...just be like...we should hang out this summer...give me your number and we'll keep in touch... and it's not weird to not call or text them or have lots of guys numbers in your phone...and by asking to hang out this summer your not showing special treatment to ones you like or ones you just wanna be friends with...it shows even interest.




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