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me and my bf had sex and after i was in pain down there and i realized i was bleeding and it wasnt from sex i than looked and it was a part of my vagina close to where the penis is inserted and a piece of skin was split in two i was wondering is that normal?

it was probly bc ur hymen broke so its normal dont worry bout it unless its gets really bad and bothersome

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I know this isn't a question relating to "advice", but I'm going to ask it anyways. I was wondering, does anyone know any sites that you can go on to listen to music without downloading? (You just look up your song and your able to listen to it!)

its not actually a site but if you have windows media player you have to be online for this tho but if you have windows media player you can click on the guide button thing and u click on music and then you type the song name and you find w/e song and then you can listen to it

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Ok, I am a varsity high school soccer player and am trying to decide between colleges/universitys i would like to go to. i live in texas. Which school whould you pick? University of North Texas or Oklahhoma state?? help me decide

oklahoma state

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Hi, I'm a 14 year old, girl Freshman. Recently this guy moved to my school. He is a Senior and he rides my bus on the way to school and from school. After a few weeks of being here, he started to talk to me. He got me to write him notes and I only like him as a friend. But quickly after that he began asking personal questions like, "Are you a virgin?", "What have you done with guys?", or "Do you want another guy to do that to you?" He doesn't want me to go out with any other guy. He wants me to go out with him. It is getting really annoying. He is the most perverted guy I have ever met and everytime I wear a skirt he is always peeking up it! I can't stand him! Now he wants me to sit in the back of the bus in the morning so he can do stuff or whatever. I said, "No!" of course and made up an excuse. Then yesterday he told me to skip 3rd and 6th period at school so he can 'do' me ith the bathroom. I am only a virgin and he is 18 I think! I don't know what to do. I tell my guyfriends and they say 'smack him', but I'm not violent.
Please help! This guy is so annoying. I don't like him anyway. He does drugs, smokes, and drinks. He is not my type and he has sex with all these girls! I don't want to have sex until I am WAY older! What should I do? Will this turn into something bad later? Thanks for the help!

ok i think you should tell him to go fuck himself and next time he sasy sumn u dont like or does sumn rack him thaat should get the message across u could also file sexual harassment and or call the cops on him and watch him get carried away and laugh at him while hes jacking off to himself in the mirror in the jail cell.......

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How exactly can my boyfriend and i have some privacy without his sister or anyone watching us or barging in on us? not like..sexually..like just so we can have time together. Thanks!

kill them!!!! thats wat id do my sister and bro r exactly like that sum times i just want to........

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Hey, I am Leigh-Anne, I am 35 years old, a week ago me and my husband were working late, my 12 year old son was home alone, when I came home I went to his room and caught him having sex with a 17 year old girl who is a friend of the family. I was schocked. She was giving him oral sex and they immedietly stopped, please answer thanks ~Leigh-Anne

wow sad hahahahahahaha ur pathetic 35 and dont no wat to do ur a bad parent

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my boyfriend and i wanna have sex but im still a virgin and pretty tight down there... and im scared to do it cause i heard it hurts really really bad... i can take a lot of pain, but how much does it really hurt? :-/

thanks!

i am a virgin too so i dont no how much this will help but i think that itll probly hurt the first time but then you will get used to it but your gonna end up doin it any ways

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My boyfriend and I have beentogether a long long time. I love him alot and as of late we have been doing alot of new stuff. But i feel like that hes doing alot for me and im not doing enough for him. Any thing I can do to help him enjoy it more?

give him a baby that should spark up his life lmao

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ok, the other night, I stayed the night with my best guy friend. We have been flirting and hugging and things like that with no problem. But then we were laying together and we were doing a little rubbing and touching on eachother and then I started feeling weird like I...or we did something wrong?? I dont know why either....does any one know why that might be?

u did wrong........ go die

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does anyone know what kind of job an 11 year old could get(this is for my sister)

hmmmm 11 year olds cant really work but they can do community service or you can go around and wash cars or do yard work for money but other than that your screwed and u might as well just give her money bc there wouldnt be a way to earn it and um well this world sux!! they should give younger ppl more privleges

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Last night my friends and I went to McDonald's and one of my friends got an oreo McFlurry... Well i was driving my dad's car and apparently she spilled it all over the backseat and now there is black oreo stuff all over and I have no idea how to get it out! My dad will be so mad if he sees it! So if you have any ideas about stuff i could use that i wouldp probably have sitting around the house i would really appreciate it!

spraypaint it all one color

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does anyone know foods that have no carbs or sugar??

go eat grass

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a am having a curved penius scince i was 12 years and now ma age is 20 years,,still dont know what to do.can u help??..

um ok 1st off you cant even spell penis thats sad and 2nd i think you have a distorted penis and u should just not worry about it

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Ok me and my boyfriend have bene dating 3 weeks and we hug intimately and stuff and I lvoe him..adn I get urges to kiss him..I really want to..but the teachers cant see...cause my parents will know..and only my mom knows about the guy and my dad is not clued in at all...and i really love him and i want to kiss him..but im also afraid..i mean im a very pessimistic, paranoid, frightened, depressed type person...i know he wants to kiss me..so what should we do

just kiss him already

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well i like this girl and she said she likes me to but she said she also likes 3 other guys at the same time but she wants 2 go out with me. should i wait until she just likes me or ask her out now?

ask her out bc she probly likes you most and wants you the most i think it would be a good idea to ask her out bc the other guys she likes are probly not that big a deal bc they are ppl she cant get so ya id ask her out bc im a girl who likes like 3 guys and thats exactly how i feel i like one guy most of all of them bc i wouldnt be able to get ne of the others ask her out and give it a try

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is it just plain wrong for a 15 year old straight male to babysit?

not unless ur planning to become gay

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ok it all started one saturday when my moms friend neede a babysitter! I am grounded and i am not allowed to leave the house. But i really neede the money. MY lil sister got offered to babysit the next Saturday. She is only 10 and i am 15. I was soooo mad at her 4 doin that to me. She made a face at me like she was proud that i didn't get to babysit. Should i hate her and ignore her? I needed the money to raise for a car. I have always wanted a car. should i try and be as rude as possible or just get over it. Since my sister gets $50.00 for 5 hours! Please help me!

i would be pissed to and id be very mean lol but thats just me you should kill her and take her money lol

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Is it wrong to cry if your dog died and you've known her since you were a toddler? My friends would think it's silly, and when you think about it, it kind of is. Does anybody else think it's silly?

cry as much as you want my friend went through the same exact thing its ok to cry you were close to your dog

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I fell in love with my best friend but its impossible for anything to happen between us because he's gay. I can't stop thinking about him and i really need help.

hm apprently you have no chance but mebe you can try to tell him and everything and mebe hell become ungay if you try and make him give you a chance but if you think about it i dont think you should do ne thing bc i dont think he would give up gay for you if hes that into it

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What are imaginary numbers?? I have heard of them before, and I know it is a really high level of math, but can somebody explain it to me?? I'm only taking Alg 1 right now! lol

imagionary numbers are number in your head that are plotting to take over your entire body and use it to take over the world in which that wont happen b/c super heroes with destroy you (after the mind control action from the numbers)

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