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okay so i really want paris hiltons long blonde hair should i think about getting extensions or should i just grow out my hair the problem with growing my hair out is i have blonde hair so my roots would constantly show. let me know and i will rate good thanks (link)
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Don't take advice from people who spell quite a few words wrong. For example, one of the people here said...
extewntions
becuz
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ESPECIALLY if they have no punctuation in their entire response.
Actually. Since you want to be like Paris Hilton, none of what im saying really matters.
Just go out, get trashed, double penetrated, and about 5 liters of sperm in your stomach.
The hair will grow there almost immediately.
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hi i was wondering whats the age that u should be giving gys blow jobs like im 13 so am i ready?
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If you are under 18 the only test to see if you are ready for having any form of sexual contact is to see if you can drink a full glass of liquid pipe cleaner in under 30 seconds.
If you can do that, then you can deal with anything.
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is masturbating a sin? or bad.. or what.. or is it just for pleasure?
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Just don't try and use holy water as lubricant and you should be fine.
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My best friend is really rich and she always likes to brag about her $3.2 million mansion and how mine is only worth $1.2 million. I never really had a problem with her being so "Oh mine is better than yours" because shes done it with our cars, our clothes, etc. But its beginning to bug me because she wrote me this really long email about how she went to Hollister Co. and bought $3,000 worth of stuff. She began listing it one by one. 37 logo shirts ($721), 7 pairs of capris ($276)...and she listed it all the way to underwear, flip flops, mini skirts, shorts, bathing suits, and fragrance. Is that just a little too much? Because I think so. See my family is rich, but we like to save our money. But her family, blows it all on stuff they dont really need. Her $3,000 wardrobe will be thrown out when spring/summer is over. The email really bothered me...I'm not jealous. I can go to Hollister and spend a lot of $$ too. But, how can I teach her that money is not everything...and tell her she can save money while still looking great in all the latest fashion and styles? (link)
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Watch the movie "Clueless" im pretty sure thats about materialistic wenches too.
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The I have been trying to ask is that whenever I type in a website by the word address I log off the websit and when I go back on I click the arrow button beside the website box and everything I type in is there.How would you take those off. (link)
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If you could create a legible question maybe you could ask jeeves.
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today my boyfriend fingered me when he did there was a white discharge on his fingers afterward he said that happend once before but this is freaking me out is this at all normal,if so what is it?
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What the hell does Oral sex have to do with him fingering you?
Oral - is referring to using your mouth.
Fingering - is referring to using your fingers.
Are you sure he wasn't using his penis?
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i need advice on why SUPAIKU is such a f*cking asshole .. holy shit !!.. ill rate 5's! :) (link)
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Supaiku is a suave motherfucker. Hes one of the only people on here willing to show you the ignorant path you are traveling through harsh words. Odds are - if hes yelling or mocking you- you did something stupid and should honestly reconsider your actions. Granted he is a "fucking asshole" about it - however he does give advice far superior to most other people on the site. The reason he is a "fucking asshole" is because of people like you who hound him because you can't understand that 95% of the people on this website give terrible advice. And that he has seen that far too long ago. The person that tells a 13 year old to use a condom before they have sex gets a better rating than the person who says "you are too young to have sex -you're 13, what the hell are you thinking?"
Its sick, you people are to blame and you're completely oblivious.
My Rating: Why are you a "fucking asshole"? I did answer your question exactly and you gave me a one, which means you are a lying piece of trash. So don't put yourself up on shoulders and think you are better than supaiku, because he is vastly superior to you. You told me i'd get a 5 if I told you why he is a "fucking asshole" and I told you why he was, and a real answer, not one of these other kids saying "ROFL OMG YA HES DUM" I gave you an actual goddamn answer. So for rating me a one - all you are doing is supporting my theory that hes an "asshole" to you because you kids can't accept the fact that you only like what you want to hear, and that anyone giving you actual serious advice is probably right, and maybe you should take that advice.
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I have a guy friend and I think we mutually like each other. The thing is, I won`t see him next year. What's an easy way to give him my # [don`t say email address/instant messanger] and what`s a way to do it without looking awkward. (link)
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Well, next time you meet him on a business deal - him being your mutually satisfied partner. Try giving him your card, or worse comes to worse, im sure he - your mutually satisfied partner can just call your secretary and get it.
Its not a business for christ sakes, just say "hey, call me" and give him your number on paper.
Goddamn, its not that hard.
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I am 13 and a girl who has never had a boyfriend and I think think this is my chance.There is this boy who has gone to mostly every school I have gone to(were in the same grade).But I think he likes me.Its like he has been drooping clues like he stares at me all the time with this serious look on his face,he saved me one time(if thats what you wanna call it)because I was walking and I wasn`t waching where I was going so I was about to bump into the wall then he said somthing to me then that made me look up,and his friend keeps on looking at me and once he was starring at me so I turend around to look and he quikly turend around.So how do I figure out if he likes me without talking to him and can you give me information on how to tell if a boy likes you.
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You can't. Just talk to him if you are thinking that. Generally if a man likes you he will flirt and try to show you a good time - or he will be direct and just ask you out.
The only way I can think of without being direct and just asking - is to start flirting with him a bit to get the point across that you have mutual feelings.
In that case he will probably come out with what he thinks.
Or just send me a question in a few days saying "Oh... Theres this girl......."
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my boyfriend is really bad at fingering how is a nice way i could give him pointers that wont be embarassing for either of us? (link)
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Grab him by the hand next time. Stop him, and start working on him, yell "I AM THE ALPHA MALE" and casually tell him that he sucks at giving erotic pleasure and that hes failed you as a man. Therefore you're becoming a lesbian.
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okay well here's the thing...i am kinda overweight and my boyfriend is REALLY skinny....so like im afraid that when we "do it" he wont be able to find the "tunnel" because my flab kinda hangs over it and i think he might be grossed out....? (link)
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Aimee is lying to you. Most men actually would care.
And since you didn't ask a question... Thats about all I can do for you.
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For a guy's parts, whats big and whats small? Do girls really care about size? Whats the advantages of being big rather than small and vice virsa? (link)
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10 inches is average - generally if its under 7 inches that means the man has an STD or consistently masturbates. Either way - don't touch it.
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im 22 male and i love my girlfriend very much. tomorrows our 5 year anniversary of dating. im thinking of proposing to her and maybe... having sex wit her for the first time. we have had oral sex but never... real sex. i have had sex before but not wit her and i was wondering... how do i eat a girl? this is really important to me and i want to make my first time wit her special. any techniques?
PLEASSSSE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I RATE 5'S TO ANYONE WHO TAKES THIS SERIOUSLY AS I DO! (link)
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You asked the question on an advice site full of horny 13 year olds... You obviously don't take it seriously.
Personally - I'd take the fried green tomatoes approach and make a barbecue out of her.
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wat happens when you have an orgasm if your a girl i know this sounds dumb but plz help (link)
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If you're a girl - then masturbate and find out first hand.
If you're a boy.
Come on now.
We all know the female orgasm is fake.
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Can some people please give me some screenname ideas? Here's a little bit about me:
I like the Chicago Cubs. Alot. (Todd Walker is one of my favorite players!)
My favorite band is The Beatles.
I think Adam Sandler is the coolest!
My favorite movies are Spanglish, The Wedding Singer, and Billy Madison.
I play lacrosse. (I'm a female, by the way)
Please help, and thanks in advance! (link)
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Girlwithawonderfultasteinmusicbutiskindoflackinginthemoviedepartmentbecauseallsandlerfilmsareexactlythesamesorrybutitstruekubrickisthebestsandlerisadecentactorbuthismoviesareallcookiecutterpiecesoftrashespeciallylittlenickybutkubrickisfreshsowatchthat
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ok, this is kinda personal but i need some help. my b/f and i are getting really serious now. we have been dating for about 2 years. he knows that i won't have sex with him, but i will pretty much anything else. he said he would like a blow job, and i dont mind doing that, but the thing is, i dont know how! if anyone has any tips, please help! :-S (link)
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You place your right hand on his left nipple, then wrap yourself in a "twister" floor mat. Scream "I AM THE ALPHA MALE" then lie down and smoke a cigarette.
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does anyone know if you are supposted to stop at a certain time when giving a guy a handjob .. and is there such a thing as blue balls? thanks (link)
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The only time you stop is when your parents walk into the room.
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ok mi name is blake and mi best friend is mitchell!!!....if ur wondering i am a girl...i love him with all my heart..but as brother....if he died idk wat i wood do hes mi life..it wood jsut come crubling down..ok he went to maryland to visit family and he flew thr..ok..i had a dream last night and i was crien for 2 hours... i was at a funeral and he was dead...i cant get him out of my head!!...wat shood i do to get him out of mi head until i no how he is??? (link)
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Read a book. Or practice your mastery of the english language.
I've comprised a spelling list for you.
mi = my
ur = you are
idk = I don't know
wat = what
wood = would
jsut = just
crubling = crumbling
thr = there
crien = crying
shood = should
no (at least the way you used it) = know
Grammar is also a good thing to work on. But I can't even begin to address that.
Worse comes to worse - and im sure you will select this option. Give me a bad rating and yell and swear at me in the response.
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Hey, I want to get my lip pierced. The lebrae (sp?) kind. (You know how it's in the middle and what not) But my fear is that it will hurt extreamly bad. If anyone has gotten theirs pierced could you tell me how bad it hurt? Or any other information I need to know? THANKS! (link)
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I don't recommend you do it, I mean, you have plenty of other holes in your face - you don't need to make more. Utilize the ones you have!
Just replace an eye with a ball bearing. It will look badass.
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umm i like this dude nd hes not like hott but reli sweet nd every1 hates him but im goin out with him neway....should i stay with him nd be laughed at, or just break up? (link)
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Just break up. Love is honestly all about looks and material posessions. Get yourself an attractive man with money that can treat you right.
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