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Q: okay, i know this is gonna sound like all those other stupid guy questions, but i have to ask. I like two guys. One is my age, which is 13, and he is tall, cute, and athletic. The other is 16, he's not really that good-looking but i think he's really funny and cool. I'm a little afraid because he might expect me to go further than i feel comfortable. I don't know who to "go after". Could someone help? thanks in advance!

13 year old if you have any doubts about an older guy thats not good and being 16 he definately will want to go really far

Q: is it ok to wear an (light) orange polo with a denim mini and pink flats?

hell yah its colorful cute and you will def. stand out take a chance be a prep and be different colorful is HOT

Q: Hi,
I think i am gay .... but when ever i see you my penis goes Da DoiNG dOING DOinG!!! are you a man???
i love you,
Dan the GayMan

andrea thats funny remember doing doing doing and my mom singing it lolz fun fun times cant wait to go back to mclean in like 3 weeks omg so much fun lylas

Q: hey "hyper"-"hottie"-"girl",
You know those ugly barbies ... that people try to resemble to superstars ... but really end up but ugly??? Well, I figured out who you look like. Those ugly barbies. Your all fake. Your ugly. Your advice is cheap. and no1 likes you anymore. Everyone might have liked you when they were 6, but now your out and everyone thinks your a looser. You are probably wondering why i am telling you this. Well, fyi ... i am telling you this so that you dont act like a barbie anymore. grow up into an ipod. i have an ipod they are very in!! good luck .. and this is my advice for you.

uh well first of all i dont get it! haha yeah i have an ipod and i am Not a barbie also if ya so jelous of my hottness hahaha then just tell me kay tons of kisses >3

Q: Ok so i havw this freind. and we always say that we are going out... its a joke but sometimes we will touch e/o and stuff. my other freinds do the same. so, today she touched me like kinda near my vagina area and i think i got horny and all excited. does this mean i'm a lezbian? does it mean we are lezbians? please answer.. i'll rate fives!

you could be bi. or lesbian i personally think you are a lesbian but its not a big deal or anything. no one can decide that for you so just give it time.

Q: ok so i was at a sleepover party for my friend and it was all girls.. at we started to play truth or dare. it was stupid little dares at first but everyone kind knew we wanted to do naughty dares. so yeah then we started daring each other things like you know make out and then it got worse cause we started u know um.. lets just say we used whipped cream and we DIDNT lick it off ice cream. wink wink. the worst part is i actually found it enjoing and we stayed up all night. im kinda confused cause i loved it so much but i dont get crushes on girls i just fantasize about doing things with them?? am i lesbian or what?

you could be bi. or you could just be going through a phase where you think you like girls but arent really sure and trust me that happens to everyone. If anything you could also be lesbian but before you decided to make a big decision like that give it time to really think about but remeber there is nothing bad with that. And also truth or dare is fun nomatter who you are playing it with! dont worry dont get freaked out just relax. HaPpY HoLiDaYs! mwah >3

Q: i'm considering getting my nose pierced... is there anything i should keep in mind? and how bad does it hurt?

hurts BAD, you can also get infections in the nose and it is there forlife so if you ever take the nose ring out you will ssee a hole and there is no way to cover it up. Also its UGLY

Q: hi, i no the person who told the whole skool who i liked....... and i only told my 2 best frendz and my other frend is frendz with the person who told the whole skool... i think it might be her but she denys it...and they all would keep a secert right?

you have to ask her. also whats so bad about the whole school knowing isnt that the point of liking someone so they know you like them??

Q: Hey .. does anyone know some good websites where i can just listen to music ? Not from xanga or anything .. most of them dont work anyway. But please if you can give me some sites thatd be awesome ! Thanks ..

www.lyrics.com

ITs the best >3

Q: how much do i shave down below?
i am not quite sure please help me asap

however much you feel comfortable with preferably just the bikini line

Q: Ok I have brown eyes that have a little bit of green splash to them. Well all my friends say it looks really pretty because its not quite hazel or brown. They usually can't see the green unless they look closely or look at them in the sunlight. I have a lot of eye makeup but I can't find any that will make the hazel show up more in my eyes from far away. Any ideas? thanx. I RATE.

light shimmery brown eye shadow and try a brownish mascara preferably pencil

Q: HOW DO I GET SKINNY??????
im 200 pounds..
please help!
dont say exersize...
please just help
i need to loose 100 pounds fast!
DONT SAY EXERSIZE I CANT DO IT.
PLEASE!!
help!! fast!
i want to be pretty..

dont have any sugar and try to stay off carbs such as pasta.wheat,bread,ect..

Q: well im in need of a screen name. I would like it to be based on romantic stuff love iLovEyAh or my favorite store abercrombie, or an upbeat song like from kiss radio station,, can u help me??

iloveuforever
together4eva

xoxokissmexoxoxox

tonite4always

iloveubaby

kissmehugme

kissestilltheendoftime

loveingulovingme

BFAEAEAEforever

youmakemefeellikeastar....

thats all i got if you need more help just drop me a queston

Q: i make/embellish my own clothes.. and yes.. sometimes they look really cute!!! im afraid if i wear them people will make fun of me.. my quesion is should i wear them to school or not?
answer this question to get a 5!

yeah i think you should. I no you care what other people think and most people do including me but you will probably start a trend. You can also make people clothes for money if they like your clothes. And i think its so cool to make your own clothes. >3

Q: Ok, this is a total random question and is basically for anyone who has seen a ballet. Im in my ballet studio's The Nutcracker and Im the sugar plum fairy, I was wondering should I smile? would it make it less graceful or better?

of COURSE you should ALWAYS smile. Thats considered great stage presents unless you are doing a part that is either unhappy or scared then you should ALWAYS show that face expression. But to answer your question YES smile PEOPLE will think it looks SO much better and that you really ARE having a great time.

Q: what is Cellulite ??

Cellulite is a term coined in European salons and spas to describe deposits of dimpled fat found on the thighs and buttocks of many women. Widespread promotion of the concept in the United States followed the 1973 publication of Cellulite: Those Lumps, Bumps and Bulges You Couldn't Lose Before, by Nicole Ronsard, owner of a New York City beauty salon that specialized in skin and body care. Cellulite is alleged to be a special type of "fat gone wrong," a combination of fat, water, and "toxic wastes" that the body has failed to eliminate.
if you would like to learn more about cellulite go to http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/cellulite.html

Q: i just got braces about a month ago and i keep breaking them! does anyone know how much it costs to get braces repaired? i have regular metal ones and he glue came off. i rate high

depending on what doctor you go to it could be a high or low price. Why dont you go into your doctors of give them a call and ask them. Sometimes it might not even cost anything because its probably the dentists fault that your braces broke. >3

Q: Well this guy, he asked me out and then we dated, for a week and a half, until i kind of thought he was getting closer to my friend, Emma.I talked to him on msn and asked him if he liked her, but he didnt say anything and then i go "Look i dont care about anything, all i want to know is do you still love me?" and he goes "Look there is no point, you have lost my trust what more can you lose?" and i go "I just want to know Do you like Emma?" and he said "Im sorry i cannot go out with you anymore." and he dumped me. Then next week, he blocked me and deleted me on msn..oh and he looks at me alot in class. We were playing volleyball in sport, and he would look at me alot and yeah. My other friend is in his roll call class and she said he looked upset in roll call class after he dumped me..Please help!! and also he is a goth

well honestly i dont think he likes you anymore. OF course i might be wrong and you shouldnt of taken that the wrong way. Love is very hard and VERY emotional. (your like what is this crap? haha) if you still like him i think you should call him up and tell him. OR you can have your friend tell him. That is basically all you can do and go ahead and tell EMMA what he did to you just so she knows that he can be like that. hope i helped >3

Q: Is there any makeup that makes your eyes look bigger?

EyLiNEr!!!! i would use brownish black though and make sure to put it on the top and bottoms of your eyes and just a touch out of your eyes kinda like cleopatra but not that creepy >3

Q: ok im 13/f well about a year ago i went online to a chat room and was super bored and said does anyone want to talk..and this kid imed me hes 14 and we talked for 6 hours straight that night and not anything at all sexually..well ive been talking to him and he helps me out with my problems and i help him out with his...and i really really like him i dont want to tell him this because he lives far away..and hes not one of those creeps ive seen his myspace and hes had friends and all... should i tell him i like him or keep this to myself??

tell him trust me (wink wink) besides he probably likes you considering you talk to him so much why dont you try calling him over the phone and talk to him. YESS tell HIM >3

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13/f! wow i just luuuv answer questions. heres some stuff bout me so u can get to no me betta. i in middle skewl have tons of friends popular 3 kittys and love boys. thats sounds cheesy but w/e. also i am bootyful inside and out and love helping people with there prob. such as mackeup and all that sheeawt haha well i am always heer if ya need anything and u culd always e-mail me @ PerfectPrep13 @ aim well kissesss oh PP.SS hah (inside joke) if ya need anyhelp with boys i am your girl to ask cuz i have only had my share of them!!!