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Can anyone give me a good example of sexism in advertising? An example would be either an article or a commercial or video link

thank you! (link)
theres a good one on the old battle ships game box.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdllo/SmFCHN_ts_I/AAAAAAAAY-k/AD7r9uhFONU/s400/battleship.png

the 2 guys are playing a game while the wife and daughter are in the kitchen washing up. Tbh i think its just awful but things were different back then.


I only have a 6 inch penis and im 13. i wanted to know if i could make it bigger.


- AJ (link)
for 13 i would say 6 is amazing. im 6 and a half but im 18. wait it out for a couple of years youll be fine buddy lol


so i am 16/f and have never had a boyfriend. i don't really talk to boys that much and im a little awkward. but boys have liked me before and people tell me often that im pretty. how do i gt boys to like me more? (link)
you cant really make people like you, it depends on what they are looking for in a gf. The real characteristic that no one seem's to want to wait for is time, all you need to do is wait and one day you will find some one who you will love and will love you back. a little patients goes a long way. wait for these things, dont rush them.

#M#


I was thinking of getting dr dre headphones, but changing the colors are too expensive, so i was wondering if there are any other ways to decorate it for a cheaper price and make it less boring? (link)
go nuts and use a can of house paint and glitter if you will but they charge so much for the changing of colours because it is extremely hard to get a factory quality finish on them without doing somthing that will make it looks disgusting. i would be happy with what you got buddy :s but other than decoration tips... ummm... maybe you could reserach into some kind of plastic base paint and then really really carefully paint them? but as i said before the factory finish and blah.

hope i helped.

~M~


17/F

Would it be dangerous for me, as a female, to masturbate with a vacuum? (link)
ok im a guy but this had me laughing a bit, i deffinatly wouldnt try it. sounds like it could hurt alot and would probably start infection.


is it true that when you put butter on your boobs, they grow bigger???????/???//??//? (link)
haha i sure your bf would like a nice slidey / greasy pair but no it sounds too wierd to work so im gonna say, nah.. it doesnt lol


this is mostly for guys but girls can answer too if they've done it i guess...but what do girls taste like down there? say if you're clean and take care of yourself. and do guys not like it? do they just do it for the girl or do they actually like doing it? (link)
i did it for the first time a couple of days ago, its kinda sweet tasting :) and i wanted to do it for me and her. i doubt i was any good at it though lol


For some reason I developed a massive crush on a teacher I had. She was young, attractive and really nice. I can't stop thinking about her, . I keep thinking she hates me or think I'm stupid, even though there's no proof of that, and I keep thinking she'll completely forget me and I made a fool of myself in my class even though I really didn't. The thoughts of her not liking or having a bad impression of me pain me so much,. I also find myself staring at her yearbook picture constantly and I feel miserable and mopey all the time. How do I get rid of this crazy infatuation? .I would never act on the crush don't worry about that. Don't tell me I need to get over it I already know that I just don't know how?

If its sick and wrong I understand but its happened so I just need some tips on how to stop feeling this way (link)
love is blind, we cant control it. But somtimes we also cant act on it and thats what hurts the most, time is a great healer... im affraid your going to have to just wait this out untill you get over it naturally. dont drink or do drugs to try and forget, they only enhance the bad emotional rejected feeling you probably have.

keep yourself busy and try to not think of her, throw out / lock away any pictures you may have of her. the less you have of her the less you'll feel for her and then you can start to lead your normall everyday routines and such, but other than what i said theres not alot else i can give you in the way of advice :/ good luck to you
hope i helped a little bit


so how do guys like the area to be shaven down their? completley shaved or what? (link)
it depends on the guy, im not bother'd what's goin on down there in the jungle unless its really bad i guess lol if you trying to please some one (soon to be boy friend?) then just try a landing strip or somthing so its not too bald but not too crazy as well. If your at the stage in your relationship where you can just ask who ever it is, then just try that :)


Okay well I dont want this to come off as conceited or stuck up in any way because I am not like that.

But I seem to have noticed something about all my relationships that really is bothering me.

I would really like to know how a girl can make her inner beauty shine more than her outer beauty to a guy. In every relationship I have been in, most of the guys seemed to care more about how I looked. And because they liked it, they would always comment on it, and be very focused on it. But I am also a very happy, loving, but nerdy girl. Nerdy as in I enjoy learning, I like debating over issues in the world, I am very culturally aware and I would love it if, for once, a guy would notice these things about me. Which they dont. Whenever I try to have a serious conversation about something in the world, and I am being very serious about it, guys just smile and say that I'm cute, and then they change the subject. It is really aggravating when I am not taken seriously i guess because I am considered attractive...And my question is how can I get guys to see that I am more than just a pretty face, that I have ideas and maybe that i wanna discuss them???? (link)
you sound like my type of girl o.o

you are making you inner beauty shine. its just the guys your with dont seem to be on the same page as you, were you would rather have meaningfull discussions they are probably more interested in whats going on around them selves and current local affair's.
everything you asked us to help you with is allready answerd in your question, you just gotta look :P

"I would really like to know how a girl can make her inner beauty shine more than her outer beauty to a guy"

Your being yourself allready you just need to be patient untill the mr right comes along.

"guys seemed to care more about how I looked. And because they liked it, they would always comment on it, and be very focused on it"

other wise another way of expressing shallow, wanting your form over your mind.
its quite easy to do, change your guy's heh heh
firstly find a dude who will listen well, and will put in his input to a conversation.

hopefully i helped a little bit


Hey!

I'm new at guitar, but I want to learn "Syupid boy" By Kieth Urban on ACOUSTIC..
I seen this girl playing it with only G,C,& D.

But I can't find it anywhere!
Can you help me get the easy chords, and/or the easiest way to play it?

:D (link)
Hey!! i just heard the song you wanna play, ITS EXCELLENT! :D i will deffinatly try to help you, the link below is how to really play it but its hard
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/k/keith_urban/stupid_boy_tab.htm

this next one is how to play it like you said with just 4 chords

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/k/keith_urban/stupid_boy_crd.htm

2 things about this tab, at the top of the page in the light blue box, it says Highlighted and a tick box next to it will be ticked
to the right of that it will say show chrod diagrams and tick that box on that one, where it says use capo on 1st fret it means you need a Capo which is a small arm that holds all the strings along what ever fret you place it on. or you could just tune up half a step but dont snap a string, it should be fine though.
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I just tryed tuning up a whole step, to be honest it sounds amazing but i really dont wanna see the neck snap off from the body so ill try playing it once.
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iv tried both tabs and i would say the first one is much better to play.. but if you cant read tabs then practice with the second one or if the first is too hard, but i lik the first one the intro is near perfect and the verses and chorus sounds exact.

the second tab is probably the one your looking for, but that last chord (Bm) is a tricky one to pull off quickly. you need alot of hand strength through practice to nail that one and make th strings not buzz on the frets. try both of them and deffinatly learn to read tabulature.

and just so know what sort of skill level i am and what kind of advice your getting heres a couple of my video's from a little while back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWR8pzsvZSU&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eyoutube%2Ecom%2Fuser%2Fdobby240&feature=player_profilepage#t=64

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by40A0wyH9M&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eyoutube%2Ecom%2Fuser%2Fdobby240&feature=player_profilepage


Any more question's i would be very happy to try and help. either send me a question though this or send me one through youtube (make a video with your problem? :D)

i really hope i helped a bit


18/M. I usually come to advicenators to ask about girls, always preoccupied with my life. But my head's in a different place.

About three months ago, I was staying up way later than I should have been, as usual, and the thought of death crossed my mind. I think that was the first time I really comprehended death, my own death. Ever since then, I've been trying to live my life normally, and usually it's not a problem, but I can't get it out of my head. And, lying alone in the dark, I can't stop thinking about it. I've lost a lot of sleep, just trying to avoid lying alone in the dark. How can I go back to the way I was three months ago, without the constant thought hanging over my head? I know I have no business worrying about it a such a young age, but how do I stop? I fear that it will continue to affect my life more and more severely. (link)
your affraid of not knowing what will be on "the other side". people say there is a light, a god, your loved ones waiting for you.
(i personally dont believe in any of those things, i think its just like going to sleep or imagining before you were born)

for some reason i started thinking about it today as well.. its just a question of mortality that we all ask at one time or another. you just made yourself a little.. crazy trying to find an answer to a question that will soon become us. (sorry for using crazy i couldnt think of another word :/ )

you will forget it soon enough, just give it time and keep yourself busy. That normally helps me with what ever im going through, do somthing fun like your favorite hobby. but dont play video games i find that they do nothing for me, i sit there still thinking about what is was that was bothering me.

hopfully i'v been of some help, im not the greatest of writer's... but it makes sense in my head lol


Ok i Got A Shy Boyfriend But Not Shy in Gernal He is Only Gets Shy When I Say Kiss Me? That's The Only Thing. I Just Want a Kiss from Him nd i haveno idea how to get that from him. (link)
He's shy because he knows that you want it, he wont do it because secretly he wants it too but he's not very out going with these sort of things. im the same i guess... or at least i used to be, kiss him first OR just make it look as if you want to be kissed, get really close to him and look into his eyes or somthing you know. make it so that he wants to and is comfortable to do it... dont just blast into it, make it a smooth move if you know what i mean lol. he will grow out of it soon enough and you will be doing much more than trying to get him to kiss you lol

good luck


well im very nervous for highschool.
im sure everyone is.
but i dont want to be all shy and nervous.
i want to be outgoing! and just have fun and not worry.
any ideas on how to gain up the courage? (link)
Hey i just left school actaully :D but i can tell you it will be the most exciting part of school! you get to meet so many awesome new people (but a few idiots as well but no need to dwell on them ;D) it will be fiiine! you'll be talking to new friends in a matter of no time!!

your first day couldnt go as bad as mine did lol

our school has a girl boy system. we all have to sit girl boy girl boy and i was sat between 2 girls who were best friends and all they did was chat away... randomly every now and then they would just say to one another well "i wish this stupid boy would just get up and move" lol as long as you dot get any one like that youll be fine


Hi, I am an 18year old girl. I was with this guy towards the end of my senior year. We weren’t dating, but we were hooking up. We went to prom together (I know, prom is lame) and continued hooking up/having sex. Then the he told me to go to a party one night, one I was already going to. And at this party he ignored me. I heard he also hooked up with another girl. I went away for the summer and didn’t talk to him for 8 weeks. Now he wants to see me. Even though at first I said no, He somehow pressured me into seeing him - alone. He invited himself over to my house, saying "you never know who you can sleep with in college" and part of me thinks that is right. I want to do it for that reason, but I don't want him thinking he can get me so easily. I don't really think I mind being used, as long as I'm using him to. I think I may be attracted to the asshole in him. Should I tell him straight off and not see him at all? Do we hang out as friends? Do I suck it up and sleep with him? (link)
your here because deep down you know that theres somthing wrong, you wouldnt be asking us if its right or wrong because you know yourself allready that its a waste of time he obviously is only playing you along for the shallow benefit of himself.. put him in his place and you take control dont go back to him.

he also sounds a little controlling if he pressured you into seeing him again at some point.


but for the "you never know who you can sleep with in college" part im not sure what context he used that in... was it a happy/over confident statement like "Oh man you never know who's gonna bang you next its great!" or as a hopefull statement?
im not sure but hopefully i helped a bit anyway


Okay so I'm 18 and in college. I'm also a gay male. Well I found this really sweet guy! He always makes me smile. Well there is this other guy who i really don't see like that at all, but he is so protective of me and he knows exactly what im thinking and no one else ever can, so that's like a turn on. This first guy i like though is very confusing, he acts different around certain people. Okay like if he's with me he acts like someone different, when he's with some one else he acts totally different! Now his best friend has been saying the same thing about him. like he's not comfortable with who he is, so he has to act the way everyone else is around him. He's more of a follower. Now me I love who i am, and if you don't like me i could care less. But him, he's doesn't have any self confidence at all. He's just confusing, should i even waste my time on him?? (link)
Acting is like Lying, being not who you are is not fair to the other people around you as it gives a false image/personality. if you took the time to really get to know this guy im sure he would open up more to you in way that is much mroe fair and comfortable. i think the reason why he acts up is because he doesnt think he is like-able as he is.

normally i go on for ages but i cant think of another explaination :S its not somthing i have exprienced very often at this point in my life although i am only 18 as you are.

hopefully i helped a bit
#~Matt~#


what are some good stage names for drummers? (link)
Depends what sort of band your in.

theres a drummer on youtube called Machine Gun Smith, his last or first name is smith so he used his name to incorporate it into a stage name. he's also in a metal band and plays drums amazingly. but unless you tell us what your playing and (if you want to) tell us your name maybe we could do somthing like that and come up with a few for you, or starter ideas?




I had this dream last night, I was at a place it looked like a church I remember seeing a lot of children with a teacher or a woman they were singing and praising. The woman gave me a booklet to participate when I opened the booklet I realized that they were all buddist so I exsplained to her that I was not buddist..infact I told her I wasn't religious at all and that I have tried Christianity, Judaismn...but then I decided I would try it and so I slowly started to participate in it and then I remember entering a room I found people on their knees praising and a woman singing while she was lighting candles when I looked up I saw a glowing colorful tree I felt warm and happy and beside me sat a two dogs attached at the hip..what does this mean? I want other peoples opinions on it and please no links.

(I am not a religious person, I don't intend to be religious because it really doesn't interest me at all) (link)
i have quite had a good thought on this. Buddis'ts are really quite peacefull people, how many buddist related wars have been started since you have known? how many many religious wars are going on right now? You felt warm and happy because you felt safe, maybe at home? or comforted by thier peacfulness and clearminded/fair outlook on life.

out of all the religion's (which i admit i loath) Buddism is the only one that really really appeal's to me. not that i would ever start folowing, theres one thing about having their values (like christian values thou shalt not steal/kill/rape blah blah) but then going as far to say this is THE BOOK the thing we should all revolve our lives around, its just crazy.

but as the other answer says it could just mean nothing. I find that if iv thought about somthing during the day then i used to dream about it, like one day i thought about a bear trap for some reason i think it was on a film and i thought about it a little bit more and put my own wierd story line to it like if i had one in my house. sure enough i dreamt that i had a basement but it wasnt an ordinary bear trap it was 2 walls that would slam together if the toothpick was snapped... toothpicks were propped up against both walls stopping them from slamming lol




They slammed together and i woke up haha



Hey! I wanna take a shower with my boyfriend before he leaves for college.. how can i hint him into it? i don't like being too straight forward. (link)
hey im a guy (18) (This suggestion is depending on your shyness and outgoing'ness)

Why not just turn to him and say Wanna take a shower with me. if your normally shy why not surprise him im sure he'll be speechless and it will be a fun expirience for you to see how hee respondes.

if thats not your thing, then when you need/want to take a shower, regardless of whether he does or not. when he gets up to go to the bathroom or somthing whn he comes out push him back and lock the door lol
or Just keep hinting by tugging him to the shower and asking wanna?

i know i would like that lol but it really depends on how well you know him (Whether he will like it/ be comfortable with it etc)


14/female, my boyfriend is 18/m

okay, well on august 13th, my boyfriend is going to jail for 6 months, minimum...and I decided I'm going to stay with him while hes in, anyone gone through this before ? any suggestions on how to make it work ??
thanks :) (link)
Depends what he's in for. if its only a minor offence (petty theft i guess :s) then you can help him through it when he comes out. Depending on the circumstances and his natural nature you will probably be the only one that he will listen to.

But on the other hand your 14??? i know im not the first to think this if any one else is reading or answering this question but maybe it would be more suitable for you if you looked for a guy in your age range? also depending on what your BF did would you consider yourself safe to be with him? Think of your saftey first. Other than that im not sure what else to advise this is a very.. uncommon situation hopefully the other adviser's are of better help than I?




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