I Wanna Stare Into Your Eyes As Your Life Slowly Drifts Away Because Of My Two Hands Around Your Neck
My names Sarah. Not pronouced the regular Sarah, the ar is like aaar, pirate-talk. But most queers dont know that so they call me the regular Sarah anyways; so I answer to that too.
Ho'kay so, I'm a proud mother of two albino children. Hey calm down i'm just kidding. Anywaaaaaay, i'm in love with iced tea one time i was making out with it and i slowly undid its lid but then it grabbed my hand and said i was moving too fast so decided i'm gonna take things slow now. Actually what the hell am i talking about. I really don't like two faced people and fake bitches who makeout with their moms. I also don't like liars and people who think they're cute wearing shirts that say "100% hottie" or "100% devil and 2 % angel". I've never had sex because i just haven't found anyone really that special. Sorry that i'm not a loose bitch even though some may wish i was so they could just have another reason to talk shit about me. But hey once i've been with 9827375 guys you'll be the first to know. I eat a lot but then i make myself throw up because i think i'm a fat bitch. JUST LYING. I dress bad and i have no clothes, but i can make a mean bowl of mac and cheese. I'm not a lesbian and i don't like making out with girls. Um i've never made out with a guy, i guess you can call me drew barrymore. My mom gets pissed because i'm always riding in cars with boys. hahaha i just said that because i told you to call me drew. anyway im not funny. i need glasses and my armpits sweat sooooooooo much. its weird. even when its raining expect my armpits to be sweating. i but the truth is i was black in my first life. i sweaaar. no, but i was fat. i hate when people say something they think is funny so they repeat themselves like over and over till someone laughs and its like we heard you the first time. my moms never had her period and my dads never had sex. thats all.
If someone could descibe me Im more than positive that they'd say Im flicking hilarious, and craaazy. If I could pick only one thing to do for the rest of my life it is laugh. I love to talk. And I do it a lot. I can't stand silence, if were on the phone and it gets quiet I'll be making noises or singing or something. I love to laugh, make people laugh, and my an my girls are normally the life of the party. I'm one of those people you either love with all your heart, or you hate me.
I have my ears double pierced, and my nose pierced.
I love black guys.
I don't care what anyone thinks about me. If you like me grand, if you don't then fuck you.
I'm a retard. I do and say some pretty mental things sometimes, but that's ok, cause that's who I am.
Im a lil quiet when I first meet some people but once I talk to you for awhile I normally hav a lot to say.
Its hard for me to trust people, and to totally open up to people.
I think I'm a pretty awesome person.
I call things/people retarded, mental, mentally challanged, queer, gay, fags, things like that. Sometimes I use them as terms of enderment, sometimes I dont. Sometimes Ill say I hate you, I want to kill you, I am going to shoot you in the titty. I am just kidding. And if you have a problem with me saying these things, well hunny, its simple, grow the fuck up and learn to take a joke because there is a thing called the real world my dear, and when people there say these things to you theyre not going to be joking.
I tend to make people think I have no worries, and am I always happy; but inside most of the time I am not. I dont like to talk about my feelings, simply because, things bother me so much I cry. And I hate crying in front of people. But most times when I am with my friends they make me forget about my other issues, so then I am truly happy.I also tend to make people think I am so confident in myself, when truly, I am not. In some things I am, but I have doubts of people/my friends really liking me.
I laugh at stupid things.
Dont Blame Me. You Brought This Pain On Yourself
Yes, it is true. Im one of those people who laugh when the ketchup bottle is almost empty an you squeeze it an it makes a fart noise. Actually, I crack up, yes I make farting noises, yes I prank call people, yes I talk like a retard, yes my favorite word is penis, yes you might think I am immature for these things; but trust me Im not. Now youre probably thinking "WHAT, how is that possible?" Oh trust me my dear, it is it is, because me and my friends have pulled it off.
They Asked Me To Describe Myself And I Replied With "I Have Brown Hair, Green Eyes, Im A Girl Whos In Love With A Boy Who If You Asked Wouldnt Know What My Hair Color Is"
No, Im probably not like anyone you have ever met before.
E-mail: yupmygmasapimp@aol.com
Gender: Female
Location: Ohio
Occupation: Drama Student
Age: 15
Member Since: April 18, 2005
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can someone help me? my friends always say how sad they are and depressed bc they are alone and don't have a bf, or they say how their life sucks when they have one. Or they just brag on how much they love him...and ect...and it pisses me off...bc my life is worst then all their's compared basically...and my friend always saying how she is fighting and getting dention (sp?) amd shit and it annoys me...bc its her choice to get into fights not mine...and also i never had a bf...im not allowed till im 16 which is next year...and they always say how their parents never let them do things..when mine are much more strict then theirs..and my life is much worse then theirs or just as bad...and i dont have a bf to courage me to stay strong like they do!! plz help me :-(
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You cant control how mean people are going to be about their lives. You just have to understand that maybe their lives arent as bad as yours so little stuff that goes wrong means a lot to them; and they arent as strong emotionally as you are because they havent had as much hurt in their lives. I know it can get annoying at times, but just try to understand. Or maybe just dont listen to their crap.
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Well everytime i go some where like walking around my neighbor hood or driving in my car all these guys stop and look at me! its really starting to make me mad. I was walking home from school and this guy stopped and asked me my name and stuff. and just today a car full of guys stopped and asked me to come over to them its really gettin on my nerves. i dont dress slutty or any thing i just wear jeans a a big shirt or shorts and a long shirt. how do i get them to stop! (link)
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You cant really do anything, hun. Thats one of the curses of being pretty. Ive had guys actually video tape me walking down the street. Guys are going to be pervs, you cant stop them from that. Maybe flick them off or something.
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first of all, i apologize for the misspelling of 'skating', and the general idiotic appearance of the title. but it worked, didn't it? you came in here to correct me! :P
i am a 16 year-old rookie skater (female) who can't ollie yet.
i was at the skateboard-city.com forums, and this guy posts a rather mean post about how most of the girls that skate are posers, who skate to try to get with 'skater boys', or to get the whole 'skater punk rock' look.
whe someone calls you a poser, the first reaction is to deny it. so of course all of the female skaters on that site protested, but it made ME wonder...
am i a poser? i wish i could say no, but i honestly don't know. there are various reasons why i started to skate (about six mo. ago).
i can definitely say that i didn't start skateboarding because i thought the 'skater style' was hot or anything. i am a "girly-girl" however, i'm not so sure about the skater boy factor. what if i unconsciously DID start to skate because i wanted to meet skater boys? i know it's definitely true that i wanted to make some friends (regardless of gender) through skateboarding.
also the fact that skateboarding - just skateboarding around your town and on the streets itself looked "cool" was a part of the reason why i started. but is this necessarily bad? don't guys get inspired, after seeing a skating video, to do better because of how 'cool' it looks?
and, is it possible to start off as a poser (start skating to look cool or meet guys or whatever) but to change along the way?
sorry about the length. however, i'd really appreciate it if someone (hopefully a skater themselves) replied. thanks in advance. i rate. (link)
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Honestly, I dont believe in the definition of the word poser as it is used by most people. If you like skateboarding, then do it; even if you arent good! If you like to dress "punk", then do it! If you like to dress "punk" one day and "prep" the next, then fing do it! Do what you like.
I believe the word poser means when you change yourself when you're around a certin group of people, or want to be friends with a certin group of people. Like my friend for example, when she was best friends with her cousin she was goody goody and preppy like her cousin. When she became best friends with me she was all ghetto, liked rap, and like black guys like me. But now that she is friends with a punk girl Nicky she buys the same outfits, purses, cds, and does her makeup the same as Nicky does. THAT IS A POSER.
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hey im 15, and i was wondering can teenagers get breast cancer? like on my left breast i feel like some bump or something but i dont know if its really a bump and it hurts a little in that area. i was wondering could that be breast cancer? im really worried and i want to know, if any of you know what can that be, maybe its just that my breasts are still growing or something i really dont know. please help me. (link)
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Yes, it COULD be breast cancer. You should probably go see a docter about it. You should be even more worried if breast cancer runs in your family. Good luck, hun. I hope its not what you think it is.
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My parents fight a lot and my best friend keeps telling me that they're going to get divorced, and it really hurts my feelings. I don't think that they are going to get divorced because I know how they act around each other, but it just hurts my feelings when my friend says that. What should I do? (link)
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What I would do is not exactly the best thing to do. But what I would do is just get really annoyed with it and just start going off with a bunch of "you dont live with me how would you know...blah blah blah." Just tell her, listen Im scared enough about them getting divorced and when you say that it makes me feel even worse; you should be a friend for me and say comforting things.
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OK, I have a friend... we do this play after school. There are only like 5 guys in it. There is this really cute guy.. let's call him Joe. Well my freind.. call her Sally.. always flirts with him. Sally already has a b/f! Now she is flirtin with this joe guy.. usually it wouldn't phase me, but I like JOe! Now sally has joe and a b/f! She ALWAYS flirts with him and is like wait for me and hugs him and is like: hold this and write me a letter and Joe your my best Friend! It's sooooo annoying! I don't know what to do! Should I talk to her? Member, I like Joe! PLease help! (link)
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First off, ask her if she likes "Joe". If yes, be like what about your boyfriend. Just tell her your opinion bout how skanky it is to flirt wit another guy when you have a boyfriend; if she is your friend she will not take it personal.
Next, Im guessing she doesnt know that you like "Joe". Tell her, and if shes like "well to bad I like him even though I have a boyfriend" tell her how selfish and skanky and unfair to both the guys and you she is being.
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what do you think about giving head do you think it is the rite thing to do I told my boy friend I would but I dont know if I am going to do something wrong what do yuo think about this whole siduation? PLEASE GIVE ME SOME ADVISE (link)
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Do what you want. Dont let him pressure you into anything. Maybe if you are not sure, which apparntly you arent because youre writing here, just try it. If you dont like it dont do it, if you do then keep doing it.
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I am attracted to guys but there are these two women i am too. One is my moms friend who is 42 and her daughter who is 17. I like them a lot like more than friends and im only 13. After i stop liking these two girls i dont think i will like any others. After thse two im back to guys 100%. Am i bi? (link)
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When I was going from about 5th-8th grade I thought I was bi and I would always pretty much just check out girls; but could never picture myself doing anything with a girl. My friends have told me they went through the exact same thing too. Its normal to look at a girls butt or boobs or body cause youre just scooping out your competition and of course its a part of your body your eyes are going to go to it. This might just be a phase you're going through, but you could be bi. Just give it some time.
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hey there. im thinking about using proactive for my zits. the ones i usually get are either small painful ones, and these huge, cystic ones. they scar, and i have so many scars on my face from acne..and i was wondering if proactive works for both the little ones and the big lump ones that are really painful and beneath the skin, does anyone know what i mean? well if anyone has any personal experiences with the zits im talking about, and/or proactive, please help me!! im just wondering if proactive is right for my kind of skin? thank you!! (link)
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My friend had the exact same problem as you and she did use the like pre-trail of proactive and it worked wonders for her! Everything was gone. But she ran out of the pre-trail so she stopped using it and they came back. So you have to keep using the proactive.
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