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is it wrong to wear a thong? i want to get one but i dont want people to think of me as a hoe
OH MY GOSH! You're such a whore! You wear a thong! OHMYGOODNESS! WHAT A NASTY GIRL!!!!
^^ Yeah. ^^ I think that's nasty, but if you want to wear "butt-floss" , be my guest. Though, I don't think that should count as underwear... Seriously though, if you want to wear one, do it. If it's okay with your mom, go for it. Some parents would flip though.
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My name is Jacquline My-Feet-Are-On-Fire-And-I-Can't-Stop-Dancing. *tap* *tap* *tap* *shuffle* *shuffle* *tap* *tap*
Does anybody know where to get those cute leg warmers?
At the store or online.
JUST STINKING GOOGLE IT!
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Screw dogs, Google is mans' best friend.
I need a pet! should i get a dog or cat? i dont want it to smell bad! so what smell better
A cat. So definitely. Dogs smell bad. But ferrets smell worse. Cats can smell though, so if you want a totally, 100% smell-free pet, get a goldfish.
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Reading Blaster says : Never run with scissors, that is, unless you want to scare yourself.
wat is a blow job ?
nd how does a grl give oral
Blow Job : When you have a nice, comfortable job and you blow it. You screw it up, thus losing your job. Get it? BLOW your JOB.
wat? nd? grl? What do those things mean? Those aren't words. I looked them all up in my Websters English Dictionary.
Oral? Like, oral surgery? I guess you'd do it just like a man would...
-six years of school (or more)
-lots of practice
-trusting patients
-patience
You'll never have patience or trusting patients, and if you don't have patience, you wouldn't finish six years of school... so you wouldn't get lots of practice. So, you should just give up now.
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For Sale : Flying dishtowel that eats math homework. $9,000,000,000. Good price!
what works with chicks
It's complex.
Girls are complex.
GIRLS : You can't live with `em, you can't shoot `em.
There is no girl that is the same.
I like guys who are open, honest, kind, and not pushy. Other girls want a guy who is closed, forward, and just wants the physical part of the relationship. When I think of a "boyfriend," I really think of a guy who is a really really good friend, but on a different level than other guys. Understand?
Don't push girls too far. Physically, mentally or emotionally. Just don't do it.
And remember, every "chick" is different.
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:-) :-\ :-( :'( 8-) :-p :*( = your average thirteen-year-old girls' emotions every five minutes.
What the heck is masturbating?!!!
It's when you take a "shiner" (small fish), throw it up in the air until it hits the ceiling so many times it dies. Then take the "shiner" and put it in a medical stone grinder and grind the fish up into teensey little pieces. Mix the ground up raw fish with listerine. Gargle. Spit.
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It hurts when you staple your hand to paper -- personal experience.
whats the highets you can be rated?
A 5. Or wait, a 1. No, no. It's a 5. I think...
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I'm confused. No, I'm not. Wait, yes I am... well, maybe not... I'm confused about whether I'm confused or not. Greeat.
Hi. I have scars on my legs. Even though I'm medium-toned (I'm African American), my scabs sitl show. Does anybody know what cream, ointment, etc. to use to get rid of them quickly and how long would it take to go away? Thanks.
Coco Butter lotion. That will really help. Mary Kay, Avon, and most other large companies sell it, so does Wal*Mart, Target, CVS, etc. You know, I think that scabs would show up on darker skin more than they would lighter skin. I have many small scars and two big scars, and the coco butter helped me alot. Though, don't use it near your eyes. I have a scar in the very corner of my eye, and I'd love to get rid of it, but I am NOT brave enough to put lotion there! (Also, the bottle says not to put it near eyes. That might hurt...)
Also, if you have a cut or scab, be sure to cover it up with a Band-Aid and put neosporin or pollysporin on it. Pollysporin is my favorite because it is SO strong and so effective. If you do that, it will greatly reduce the risk of getting scars. But I know I don't cover my cuts up as often as I should...
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AH! MY EYES! IT BURNS MY EYES!
Would anyone happen to have any websites for cute backgrounds that I can use for my column? Thanks so much guys!/xo.
http://www.advicenators.com/backgrounds.php
Go to "Column Settings," -- click.
Scroll down...
Look for "Backgrounds" or something -- click.
Or you could go to that link. It's the same thing. Whatever works.
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There are badgers living under my nails.
hi i need to know if pink and black look nice together
I don't know. I'm wearing a shirt that has pink and black on it together right now. I guess it looks nice. Hmm... well, maybe on you. On me it just looks... smart-alecky. Or maybe that's because the shirt says "I hate pink shirts".
You decide. It looks fine on hundreds of thousands of other girls, I don't see why it'd look any different on you.
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I hate pink shirts.
Where can I get a cheap "Shrug" online
THanks
Is a "shrug" a shag rug? Just kidding, I know what it is. But "shrug" seems like a combonation term of a "shag" and "rug" which is a real thing. I think it's time to call the wonderful Google onto duty, aye?
http://www.google.com/
and, if you don't trust that enough, I've already Googled it for you. How nice am I!? (*cough* not very. *cough*)
http://www.google.com/search?biw=779&hl=en&q=purchase+shrug
That should do it. Just google it next time. Gah.
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Never point and laugh at the Blue-Cheeked Bee-Eater, he will seek his revenge!
P.S. I don't know who Niki Hilton is, let alone what she was wearing!
so..i still kinda like my ex and i kno he still likes me..but i have a bf now..nd i rele luv him alot..but im torn in half i guess between them..have any suggestions?
oh well im rele glad yu kno yur bf luvs u! im rele glad u luv ur bf!
YEAH RIGHT. Okay, so learn to type. "Rele" is "really" and "bf" is "boyfriend", "im"" is "I'm", "luv" is "love", "kno" is "know" and "i" should be "I".
Second, just stop dating them all together. If you can't even choose like this, how are you ever going to choose a husband, a college, a car, names for children, whether you're going to do something or not!? It's impossible. Just stop dating until you have your brain unscrewed and straighted out.
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Aincient Zoggen Proverb says : Thou shalt not wear the hair upon thy big toe longer than six inches.
REPLY: I'm not spreading the hate, you are. Personally, I do not see myself as what you called me, but who am I to judge? I'm just making sure that all my fellow colleagues know how to spell correctly. That is a very importing lesson in life. You said "im not stupid" or something in the feedback, but your typing skills lead me to believe that you are lying to yourself. I am not stupid either, and I type correctly. Most intelligent people type correctly. The ones who are intelligent (but don't type correctly) don't type at all! (like my ASL teacher) So, you see, you lead me to believe you were stupid by the way you typed. You set yourself up for it.
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I don't know what the word "sux" is.
i'm 13.. and i'm a girl. this sounds really dumb but how do you make out? :(
Yep. That's dumb. Don't sweat it, it doesn't matter. You shouldn't be "making out" at the grand old age of thirteen. Gah, wait a little while, wont ya!?
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Tis the rule of the peach seed that no one may consume more than thirty Halls cough drops in one hour.
when you put a song in the recycle bin what happens .. do they refund your money ?
No, because if you'd put it on a CD, encrypted file, hidden file, MP3 or downloaded it onto your iPod or something and then deleted the song, you'd be stealing the song and iTunes would have no way of knowing.
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Coca-Cola shall bow down to me.
ok. i want a new sn! And i want it 2 do with Green Day!
GreenDayIsntHot
GreenDaySucks
GreenDayRules
GreenDayBabi
GreenDayBabii (why do people spell it like that!?)
GreenDayIsCool
GreenDayChicka
GreenDayBoogie
xxGreenDayxx
xoxGreenDayxox
xXGrEeNdAyXx
okay i have thirty pets what should i do i have ten parrots and they get on my nerves thanks i will rate high and i have 7 cats 5 dogs and tons of other animals
polly
Well, Polly, I'd say to feed the parrots to the cats and dogs, eat any parrot that is left over, give some of the dogs to the humane society, and keep all the cats as house pets.
Or, you could just eat all of them. Unless you have horses, then you don't eat them. POACHER!
Give the pets away to good homes, except for the parrots. Eat them for supper. Very good... mmm... parrot.
Sell the pets that are valuable. Except for the parrots. You should eat them for lunch. Mmm... parrot!
Set them free. Just let them go. If you have snakes or rabbits or mice or insects of any kind, this is a good option. Except for the parrots. Eat them for breakfast. Mmmm.... parrot!!
What was your question? You never used any question marks or anything. If this didn't answer, at least you know you should eat the parrots for breakfast, lunch, dinner/supper or for a snack!
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Mmm... parrot tastes like chicken!
is it possible to get an std from toilet seats?
Yes, it is, but couldn't you search that on Google? Or Ask Jeeves? It's really rare to get STDs from toilet seats. I think you can only get 'Crabs' and AIDS/HIV from a toilet seat though. And while it's possible, it's unprobable. Basically, to get an STD, an infected person would have to be making some very odd movements on the toilet, and then the next person would have to make the same odd (and not clean) movements on the same area of the toilet. This makes it highly unlikely.
Why couldn't you search this on Google!?
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Where do you get backgrounds for your advice column!!?!?
At Home Depot. That's where all wallpapers and paints - backgrounds come from, right?
Or you could try this link :
http://www.advicenators.com/backgrounds.php
You can find that link in your "Column Settings" page. Yeah.
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hey..well on IM all of a sudden this guy told me he loved me but the only thing he knew about me was my name and i told him he didn't but he saying he does..but i don't believe him should i?
WOW! WOW! WOW! I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE SO AWESOME! I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME AND I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I sound soo believeable, right? Not. He only knows your name. HAH. He just wants something out of it. If you're not willing to sleep with him, don't worry about it. Block him on AIM, and forget it happened.
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I'm babysitting 2 kids every Tuesday. One of them is 7 (Girl), and the other is 4(boy). Do you have any ideas on what we could do? Or any ideas on how to make dinnertime more fun? Like, what could I make?
THANKS
Yes. Play with them. Color with crayons, on the walls too! But if you color on the walls, be sure to clean it off before the parents come home. Take naps. That's my favorite. Help the kids make up stories about the toad who got stepped on by a Shire horse. I think he was squished.
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